#incorrect star trek text posts

[pkrosche]

[fastdrawfarmboy]

[trekfacility]

[leonsgotit]

Some more Star Trek characters as text posts I thought were funny

[whats-those]

ST: TOS + text posts part 2

Part 1, part 3

[catgirljaneway]

Voy + Text Posts 1

(Voy + Textposts 2)

[ladyylavenderrr]

[deepspacegaysex]

Julian: *does literally ANYTHING* Garak: I cannot beleive i'm going to have sex with him. Quark: you don't have to- Garak: no no no. I will.

[vildo]

It was beam me up slutty actually; y’all misheard Jim

[ihavetoomuchhomeworkforthis]

so at the competition yesterday:

Mello 4: Ok guys, remember, Lana Del Rey is in the stands, she's gonna be watching our show, she's- we have to make it the BEST show ever ok?

[agreement from Mello 1]

Me (Mello 3) to Mello 2, quietly: "who's Lanna de re?"

Mello 2: *shrugs* "I dunno, a pop singer probably"

Mello 2: "Hey [Mello 4], Lanah de ray doesn't motivate either of us"

Mello 4: "Oh." *turns to me* "well, uh, Spock is in the stands"

[flappielxx123]

😆 This just made my day, scratch that my whole week

In honor of "Attached" airing on this day three yearnful decades ago.

[pkrosche]

[fastdrawfarmboy]

[bookworm-with-coffee]

MASTERLIST

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The Hobbit & Lord of the Rings 🍃

• Excuses - (Thorin Oakenshield x Child!Reader) Part One, Part Two & Part Three

• LOTR/TH Characters as wrong number texts! - Part One, Part Two & Part Three

• Sleepless Nights - (Fili x Reader)

• Insecurities - (Kili x Reader)

• Softly - (Kili x Reader)

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Assassin's Creed 🗡

(*mainly writing for Assassin's Creed III, Rogue & Syndicate )

• Aesthetics - Evie Frye , Jacob Frye , Henry Green , Jacob + Evie , Lydia Frye , Shay Cormac , Haytham Kenway , Liam O'Brien & Chevalier de la Verendrye

• Torn - (Liam O'Brien x Reader)

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Lost Girl 💋

• Stay - (Vex x Reader)

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Hogwarts Legacy 🪄

• Incorrect Quotes - Punch in the Crotch

• Aesthetics - Ominis Gaunt & Sebastian Sallow

• The Greatest Heist of All - (Slytherin Boys x Reader)

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Van Helsing 🦇

• Night Terrors - (Van Helsing Boys x Reader Imagines)

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Being Human 🩸

• Dancing With Death - (John Mitchell x Reader) Part One, Part Two & Part Three - COMING SOON

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Star Trek 🪐

(*mainly writing for AOS movie series - 2009-16)

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[221b-bitch-st]

welcome everyone to my humble abode ✨ call me august, any pronouns cus meh, 18+

im a college student and its not going great so i cope through fandom and memes. yes i still post about supernatural, no i probably wont ever stop, no its not the only thing i post about (im on a star trek bend recently)

my ask box is open, send me whatever makes you smile :)

tag list (mainly for my benefit cus i forget them):

august whispers - my text posts

august comments - when i rb and add text

august polls - polls

august rants - ANGY

august writes - my fics

august's art - my art, if i ever have the time to do art ever again

argue for later - REFERENCES

quote things from nathalie - funny shit my friend says

yass queen yaps - funny shit my friend says

could be an incorrect quote if you try - funny things my friends and i say

boyfriend things - stuff my bf says/does

carmy.jpeg - my bfs cat

[cat name].jpeg - posting abt my cats

save for later spn - spn post to look at later

save for later merlin - merlin stuff for later

sexual content - self-explanatory

suggestive Art - also self-explanatory

read when in need - stuff to go look at later

my keyboard cover painting project - updates and images of the keys ive painted

[whats-those]

ST: TOS + text posts part 3

Part 1, part 2