#band quotes

[x4nnyx666]

[controlsirens]

[ihavetoomuchhomeworkforthis]

so at the competition yesterday:

Mello 4: Ok guys, remember, Lana Del Rey is in the stands, she's gonna be watching our show, she's- we have to make it the BEST show ever ok?

[agreement from Mello 1]

Me (Mello 3) to Mello 2, quietly: "who's Lanna de re?"

Mello 2: *shrugs* "I dunno, a pop singer probably"

Mello 2: "Hey [Mello 4], Lanah de ray doesn't motivate either of us"

Mello 4: "Oh." *turns to me* "well, uh, Spock is in the stands"

[music-class-quotes]

(after an outdoor concert, we need to get percussion gear back into the band room. there's only like 3 of us actually there to do it)

percussionist: *puts a piano bench upside down on a vibe* i decree this a piano bench with wheels

*we used that and another similar thing to carry a lot of drum/cymbal stands with less trips*

percussionist: i am a genius

*after moving stuff into the band room*

percussionist: did you take anything off the vibraphone

me: no

percussionist: good. i want everyone to see my genius idea

[medusasembrace12]

"Don't practice till you get it right, practice till you can't get it wrong." -My band teacher

[adudeandaguitar]

And as I sunk to sleep My hampered heart did pine I should not say I love you But I feel it all the time

-Intersection, Modern Baseball

[teamhalloweenkids]

El codex deuce aka The Deathly Hallows by Captain Tre Jackit

[oasis1022]

No one:

Literally no one:

My band teacher at ten in the morning: “WHO WANTS SNACKS”

Me: “ME!” *Gets up and hops as fast as humanly possible on one leg because my other knee is in a brace*

Class: *Laughing at my antics*

The overprotective senior that’s adopted me: “OASIS, YOU’RE HURT”

Me: “And? I wanted cheetos”

[bandclass]

Things get hard and I don't wanna play it anymore.

-the low brass

[wehavewords]

"I think when we are children we use make believe as a creative outlet, but as we get older we use daydreaming as a tool of protection when we feel overwhelmed and as a way to have control over something.”

Jenny Andreotti

[echofive7567]

band director: high note? press button

*trumpet squeak*

band director: *shakes head* press button, man

[bandmafia]

Band instructor quotes

‘Flutes trilling their brains out’ ‘or just don’t breath’ ‘more crunchy and ronchy then that’ ‘I am going to throw my score at you’

[ihavetoomuchhomeworkforthis]

So we have Brittney Spears's "[Hit Me] Baby One More Time" in our show music this year, and during the pre-competition rehearsal today:

Someone: "Wait, where are we?"

Saxophone, angrily: "MY LONELINESS IS KILLING ME"

[sckullcandy123456]

my wing man at the football game said to stop fondling my ice pack

[music-class-quotes]

snare: i have to go home and write a body paragraph of an essay. I’ve already written the introduction and once i write the body paragraph i get to submit it

Me: oh that sucks. I have to do LAUNDRY tomorrow

snare: oh no LAUNDRY!

Me: i hate laundry but i do prefer laundry to dishes

snare: the thing is, with stuff like math homework you only have it for like another year or two. or if you have to take it in college, but its still not very much. but with dishes and laundry, you have to do it for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

[galaxymagitech]

Bruce: Congratulations, Jason! You’re the first of my kids to graduate college!

Dick: Yeah, first and only one for all eternity!

Bruce: *Ignoring Dick by sheer willpower* Anyway, what are you planning to do next?

Jason: I think I’m going to continue my education in English Lit.

Bruce: *nervously* Great. You’ll get a Master’s Degree, right?

Jason: …

Bruce: …right?

Jason: Actually, I’m going for a PhD.

Bruce: This is a terrible joke. You’re over the supervillainy, right, Jay?

Jason: Look, my application to GothamU’s PhD program was accepted!

Bruce: No child! Of mine! Will get! A PhD!!!

Jason: I’m hoping to be a literature professor at GothamU, if I survive long enough.

Bruce: *screams incoherently*

Dick: I think you broke him.