#incorrect secret life quotes

[the-man-in-the-chicken-costume]

Mumbo: If I died, would you miss me?

Watcher!Grian: It's cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.

[alien-slushie]

Grian: I just ended a 10 year relationship.

Mumbo: Oh my, are you okay?

Grian: Yeah, it wasn't my relationship.

[lifeseriesincorrectquotes]

Grian: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?

Etho: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

[mossfeathers]

ok one more (this marks 100 memes btw) [1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 ]

[fynchfire]

Life series/hermitcraft incorrect quotes

Etho: *running towards Joel with open arms*

Joel: *moves out of the way*

Etho: Hey, why'd you move?!

Joel: I thought you were going to attack me.

Etho: I was going to hug you!

Joel: Why would you hug me?

Etho: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

[im-still-watching-anime]

trucy: hang on polly you have a hair on you—oh, it’s long and…blonde. again.

apollo, internally: oh my god they’re all going to think i’m STRAIGHT and that i’m sleeping with a WOMAN

trucy, athena, and wright all thinking: oh that’s for sure klavier’s :/

[jeena-says-hi]

Mumbo, entering Grian’s room: Scar did it again.

Grian: Peace disturbance?

Mumbo: What no-

Grian: Arson..?

Mumbo: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-

Grian: uh....Attempted murder?

Mumbo NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

[ilexdiapason]

(source)

[whatmcytsaid]

Scott: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Martyn and Pearl's convo?

BigB: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Skizz: I'm in the washing machine.

Scar: I'm in the closet.

BigB: We accept you, Scar. <3

Scar: No. I'm literally in the closet.

Lizzie: Love is love. <3

[fae-whispers]

Skizz: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.  Impulse, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

[the-man-in-the-chicken-costume]

Mumbo, burning in lava: I can’t believe I let you talk me into this.

Grian: I didn’t talk you into this, I said “I have an idea” and you went along with it without question.

[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

Grian, in secret life: I have this headache that comes and goes

Etho and Cleo: oh, we're sorry, can we help?

Grian: not really

Jimmy, from behind him: hey Grian :)

Grian: oh no he's back

[lifeseriesincorrectquotes]

Gem: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Impulse: wHat?

Gem: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Impulse: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

[mossfeathers]

yippee!! [1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13]

[fynchfire]

Life series incorrect quotes

Grian: *setting down a card* Ace of spades

Scott: *setting down an uno card* +4 blue

Pearl: *setting down a pokemon card* Jolteon, I choose you!

Martyn: *setting down a cards vs humanity card: Grave robbing

Scar: *seeing everyone else putting down cards and wanting to join in* Go fish!

Watchers: WHAT GAME ARE WE PLAYING????

[apicelladonna]

Happy Pride to whatever the fuck is going on between these two and their divorce.