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if i was in parkour civilization the first thing i would do would be a double backflip over the endless abyss in exchange for my boobs being chopped off by an overly confident teenager working minimum wage then i would read rpf of the king and his best friend making out sloppy style and after one day i would fall into real life hell after going for the salmonella meal
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[PART 1] [PT 2] [PT 3] [PT 4] [PT 5] [PT 6] [PT 7] [PT 8]
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the whole 'nobody would miss me if i were gone' line of reasoning is so completely and mindblowingly false, it's almost laughable if you take a couple steps back. there's a lady at work who has been there for maybe two or three weeks and has only talked to me a handful of times, ask where the necklace i usually wear went. another person asked where i was cause i wasn't scheduled for about a week. i regularly think of friends who have deactivated their accounts or who i've lost contact with and what id tell them. i still think about people i haven't talked to for years even though i didn't know them well. people still think about you even if you're a passing specter on the street. and that's not even holding a candle to how much the people who are personally involved in your life care. people do notice and care. all the time. it might be hard to see it or remember it but people do care. ily.
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had a dream i wrote something. genuinely fucked up that it’s not real like wtf. hold on it’s all coming back to me.
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i hateeeeee bigb watcher headcanons bc it takes away the credit from his hard-earned natural reputation as someone who just cannot be genuine to save his fucking life. no watcher or listener manipulation here he lies for FUN AND FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME and that is IT. he thinks it’s funny and that’s all the reason he needs to do anything. he didn’t spend seasons blatantly lying and withholding information just to be called a watcher give my man some credit
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im going to throw up how does he know about the frog picture
#no joke this is maybe one of my favorite editing moments from him EVER#up there with fake news report in secret life#past life spoilers#traffic spoilers#life series spoilers
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Full respect to the deltarune transfem headcanons like I 100% see them too but I do take issue with people saying the only reading for the stuff the characters experience is transfem when much of it can be (and I'd argue explicitly is) racial. Its a story about a ethnic minority child being raised by parents who, despite their best efforts can't understand them. Changing their name after adopting a child from a different ethnicity is so common. Susie being treated like a threat and a problem child even tho she hasn't actually done anything looks almost exactly like my childhood. Idk its probably cause this is the 80% white website but its so much the experience of being a poc in a white neighborhood that I'm shocked more people arent talking about it
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mcyt drawing challenges:
-consider drawing that woman outside of the context of a popular duo or trio she’s one part of
-stop drawing them skinny
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15 - redraw of my first grian fanart!!! (september 2022, under cut)
learned to love wings ig :3
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can we please add bigb to the nightmare blunt rotation (guess the build)
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chat im never making a comic again. day 13 of lifetober: boogeyman
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ok now that we have homestuck tv show when do we get official dsmp visual novel
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it is so important that you are a little bit ugly. please get comfortable with having unplucked eyebrows and nonexistent jawlines and wrinkles. let your blue hair grow out into an uneven pale green and your clothes be old and mend them and modify them until they’re unique to you. wear lipstick which doesnt compliment your skintone and mismatched outfits which went out of fashion 5 years ago. be a little bit too loud and a little bit too passionate and as weird as you can be because oh my god there is nothing more disturbing to me than perfection. beauty is manufactured and sold to us and you need to realise that you are a fucking animal to live a joyful life I am so serious. you cant obsess over aesthetics forever please just live messily and make your body your home however you please.
if you dont do it for you, do it for all the teenagers who will see u in the street and know that they are not obligated to be attractive
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My brothers keeper.
#FUCK???????????????????????#tw cartoon horses#oh my god. whatever okay. well. uh.#moss's favorite rocks#im gonna think about this for a while and MAYBE! crash out about it
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The main character of the last TV show you watched is now your therapist. How’s it working for you?
#smiling friends#and depends.#pim im coming out a better person#charlie im killing myself within the week
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gag where a powerchair user very lightly bumps another character’s foot with their powerchair and it completely launches them across the room and through walls and breaks several bones and destroys half the neighborhood
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