#incorrect rocket the raccoon
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skylarinfinity · 1 year ago
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rocket: [look at cat m/n with confused] what are you?
cat m/n: [shrugged] i name myself m/n but those nerd [point at avengers] call me cat.
rocket: [look m/n up and down] you does look like cat.
cat m/n: [raised an eyebrow] and you look like a raccoon-
rocket: [jabbing cat m/n shoulder using his gun] i am not a raccoon! or rabbit!
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Y/N: *walking into the room while yawning and stretching* Hey, guys. How’s it going?
Rocket: Where the hell have you been?
Y/N: Sleeping… why?
Gamora: Well, you’ve been sleeping these past two days straight, then
Y/N: Wow… I’m going back to sleep
Peter: *walking in and slamming the door* YOU’VE BEEN ASLEEP?!?! FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS?!?!
Peter: *angrily charging at Y/N* I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD
Y/N: OH SHIT-
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romanoffshouse · 9 months ago
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Thor: I love you, guys. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.
Rocket: We're the best thing to ever happen to you?
Thor: Yes
Rocket: Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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harleyquinn-2509 · 4 months ago
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Landing on Knowhere for their first space mission
Kate: Is that-
Yelena: A dog in space?
Rocket: That's Cosmo, she'll show you around.
Cosmo: Welcome comrades!
Kate: A talking dog in space!
Yelena, looking at СССР written on the space suit: Bozhe, this can't be...
Cosmo, jumping around excitedly: You are Soviet like me!
Yelena, kneeling down to pet her: Da, I am.
Kate, taking a picture: This is going on the wall. Fanny and Lucky will be so jealous.
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incorrect-starbula · 3 months ago
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Peter: Rocket, tap into their security cameras.
Rocket: Oh sure, lemme just load my "Tap into every security camera on the planet" app.
Rocket: *Taps on a screen*
Rocket: Sorry if that sounded like sarcasm, it wasn't. I am in.
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fandomnerd9602 · 2 years ago
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Rocket: could that douche actually create a perfect society?
Y/N: nah. An imperfect being can’t create perfection. It’s unobtainable
Adam: so a perfect being, like me, could?
Y/N: sorry Warlock. You’re a perfect specimen. There’s a difference.
Cosmo: did you just compliment and insult someone at the same time?
Rocket: that’s an art form im dying to learn! (Laughs)
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incorrectgotgquotes · 3 months ago
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Peter: Sure, he's creepy, but we don't imprison people for being creepy
Rocket: Really? [turns on commlink] Hey Drax, you know that guy we have in the holding cell?
Drax: The creepy one?
Rocket: Yeah, you better let him go.
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incorrect-multiverse · 7 months ago
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*At a zoo*
Rocket: What are they in for?
Peter: This isn't a prison.
Rocket: So they can leave?
Peter: No, but-
Rocket, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
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angelofthenight · 1 year ago
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*Adam walks into a room*
Rocket: Now there’s a phenomenon. (y/n)’s shadow has arrived before (y/n)
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incorrectquotesmcu · 7 months ago
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Rocket, about Gamora: She gave me that look that makes my ass leak.
Quill: I am familiar with that look.
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fvck-the-patriarchy · 1 year ago
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Y/n: Rode trips with friends >>>
Rocket: We're literally on the run from the government.
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echos-scomplink · 1 year ago
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Peter: Today at 7 am, Y/N poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing
Rocket: I watched Y/N brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm
Drax: The survivability of the terran race never fails to amaze me
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romanoffshouse · 11 months ago
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Thor: For Christmas, I want a dinosour.
Rocket: Be realistic
Thor: Okay, I want to be happy.
Rocket: ...what color dinosour do you want?
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happylittleshrub · 10 months ago
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I'm so sorry
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incorrect-starbula · 3 months ago
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Cosmo: Rocket, where are the others right now?
Rocket: How should I know? D'ya think I put tracking chips on 'em or somethin'?
Cosmo:
Rocket: Yeah, okay, hold on. Lemme go get the tablet.
Cosmo: It is normal. I have one on Kraglin at all times.
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fandomnerd9602 · 1 year ago
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Y/N: so can I scratch you behind the ear?
Rocket: you dare do that and I will bite off your-
Y/N scratches Rocket behind the ear, the raccoon relaxes…
Rocket: okay that actually feels pretty good.
Groot: I am Groot
Rocket: I am not a house pet! I’m a captain!
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