#incorrect rocket the raccoon

[skylarinfinity]

rocket: [look at cat m/n with confused] what are you?

cat m/n: [shrugged] i name myself m/n but those nerd [point at avengers] call me cat.

rocket: [look m/n up and down] you does look like cat.

cat m/n: [raised an eyebrow] and you look like a raccoon-

rocket: [jabbing cat m/n shoulder using his gun] i am not a raccoon! or rabbit!

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[chaxan08]

Bucky: I think it's time to get my life in order.

Sam, narrating: But he didn’t get his life in order. In fact, he got drunk last night and ended up fighting a raccoon.

Rocket: Hey, don't call me that!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Rocket: How many times do I have to apologize?

Quill: Once would be nice!

Rocket: Hmm… no.

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: *walking into the room while yawning and stretching* Hey, guys. How’s it going?

Rocket: Where the hell have you been?

Y/N: Sleeping… why?

Gamora: Well, you’ve been sleeping these past two days straight, then

Y/N: Wow… I’m going back to sleep

Peter: *walking in and slamming the door* YOU’VE BEEN ASLEEP?!?! FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS?!?!

Peter: *angrily charging at Y/N* I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD

Y/N: OH SHIT-

[romanoffshouse]

Thor: I love you, guys. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.

Rocket: We're the best thing to ever happen to you?

Thor: Yes

Rocket: Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

[harleyquinn-2509]

Landing on Knowhere for their first space mission

Kate: Is that-

Yelena: A dog in space?

Rocket: That's Cosmo, she'll show you around.

Cosmo: Welcome comrades!

Kate: A talking dog in space!

Yelena, looking at СССР written on the space suit: Bozhe, this can't be...

Cosmo, jumping around excitedly: You are Soviet like me!

Yelena, kneeling down to pet her: Da, I am.

Kate, taking a picture: This is going on the wall. Fanny and Lucky will be so jealous.

[incorrect-starbula]

Peter: Rocket, tap into their security cameras.

Rocket: Oh sure, lemme just load my "Tap into every security camera on the planet" app.

Rocket: *Taps on a screen*

Rocket: Sorry if that sounded like sarcasm, it wasn't. I am in.

[fandomnerd9602]

Rocket: could that douche actually create a perfect society?

Y/N: nah. An imperfect being can’t create perfection. It’s unobtainable

Adam: so a perfect being, like me, could?

Y/N: sorry Warlock. You’re a perfect specimen. There’s a difference.

Cosmo: did you just compliment and insult someone at the same time?

Rocket: that’s an art form im dying to learn! (Laughs)

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Y/n: I feel so burnt out.

Rocket: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.

Y/n: Are you gonna... assassinate me?

Rocket: Well not if you’re expecting it.

[incorrectgotgquotes]

Peter: Sure, he's creepy, but we don't imprison people for being creepy

Rocket: Really? [turns on commlink] Hey Drax, you know that guy we have in the holding cell?

Drax: The creepy one?

Rocket: Yeah, you better let him go.

[incorrect-multiverse]

*At a zoo*

Rocket: What are they in for?

Peter: This isn't a prison.

Rocket: So they can leave?

Peter: No, but-

Rocket, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

[angelofthenight]

*Adam walks into a room*

Rocket: Now there’s a phenomenon. (y/n)’s shadow has arrived before (y/n)

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Rocket, about Gamora: She gave me that look that makes my ass leak.

Quill: I am familiar with that look.

[echos-scomplink]

Peter: Today at 7 am, Y/N poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing

Rocket: I watched Y/N brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm

Drax: The survivability of the terran race never fails to amaze me

[romanoffshouse]

Thor: For Christmas, I want a dinosour.

Rocket: Be realistic

Thor: Okay, I want to be happy.

Rocket: ...what color dinosour do you want?

[sincerelykarai]

Random drop of the day guys;

So I was doing some research (because my silly brain got bored and ofc gotg is the main topic of the day) and while raccoons don't hibernate during winter they do go into a semi-hibernation that's called 'torpor' if the weather gets too cold.

A raccoons metabolism also slows down so they develop more fur and pretty much get more thick and fluffy to stay warm during the colder months of the year

I'm assuming that since the Guardians travel a lot Rocket wouldn't really have this problem apart from these two cases;

The Guardians stop off at a super cold planet so I'm assuming rocket would probably be more sluggish and tired?

Knowhere might change temperatures throughout the year? So I guess while it's winter on Knowhere Rocket would a) possibly gain more weight or just become 10 times more fluffy and/or b) Rocket a lot more tired/sluggish and just all-round sleeps more often once the temperature drops below a specific temperature

Anyways the point? None I just wanted to ramble 🤷‍♀️

(P.S I made a new tag called "Karai's ramble time" and if u search it up on my profile all my silly rambles will be there ^^)