#gotg incorrect quotes

[guardian-angel12]

Yondu: Grounding techniques don’t really work for me especially in public… “name five things you can see” I see a bunch of people pissing me off

[talekinesis]

Yondu: Peter this is Stakar, founder of the Ravagers-

Peter: He looks like Rambo :D

Stakar: What the hell is a rambo?

Yondu: Sometimes I think he just makes shit up

[angelofthenight]

You, walking into a room: Hey, Adam.

Quill: Do you just not see the other ten people in the room who are your closest friends or-

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: As far as plans go, this is not a good one

Peter: It was your plan!!

Y/N: I didn’t think you’d actually say yes!!

[raccoonscribbles]

When you just wanted to draw Adam Warlock but it comes out absoluting terrifying and meme material.

He can’t Warlock his way outta this one

[multifan113]

GOTG Incorrect Quotes 2

Gamora: What part of ‘stay at least 10 feet away from me or I’ll stab you’ do you not understand?      

Peter: The fact that you haven’t stabbed me yet       

[squiggly-mctwig]

Yondu: Watch out, they'll be coming soon.

Peter: That's what she said.

Yondu: Dangit boy would you stop that? You've been doing that for an entire month now-

Peter: You're mom's been doing that for an entire month n-

Yondu: QUILL SHUT THE FUCK UP

[milovjinnie]

Peter Quill: We're going on a secret mission now.

Peter Q.: You're not saying your names, okay?

Rocket: all right

Gamora: Ok

Drax: My code name will be Night Terror

Groot: I'm Groot (okay)

Peter:

Peter: Well fuck

[guardian-angel12]

Bad Guy, pointing a gun at Tess: Don't move, or I'll kill you.

Tess: Bold of you to assume I've never been killed before.

Kraglin: Tess...

Tess: Oh, please, we all know it takes both a spear and infinity stones to take me out. The guy has neither.

Kraglin: WE ARE NOT TESTING THAT

Tess: But, If one of us dies to a firearm, Peter might suddenly become a gun control activist.

Tess: Either way we win. I don't see a problem

Kraglin: I DO

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Mantis: We’re out of dirt

Gamora: *confused* What?

Mantis: Dirt

Gamora: Wha-

Peter: She means coffee

Peter: *turning to mantis* Y/N told you to say that, didn’t she?

Mantis: Yes

Peter: *sighs tiredly* Of course

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: *walking into the room while yawning and stretching* Hey, guys. How’s it going?

Rocket: Where the hell have you been?

Y/N: Sleeping… why?

Gamora: Well, you’ve been sleeping these past two days straight, then

Y/N: Wow… I’m going back to sleep

Peter: *walking in and slamming the door* YOU’VE BEEN ASLEEP?!?! FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS?!?!

Peter: *angrily charging at Y/N* I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD

Y/N: OH SHIT-

[angelofthenight]

*Adam walks into a room*

Rocket: Now there’s a phenomenon. (y/n)’s shadow has arrived before (y/n)

[raccoonscribbles]

Y/n was a new guardian and Peter Quill had come back to visit.

“What was Rocket like when he was little?”

“Oh, I think you mean young,” Peter grinned, “He’s always been little.”

[angelofthenight]

Gamora: Peter, if you’re reading this-

Nebula: Can Peter even read?

Gamora: Drax, if you are reading this out loud to Peter-

Nebula: Can Drax read?

Gamora:

Gamora: Rocket-