#gotg incorrect quotes

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: *walking into the room while yawning and stretching* Hey, guys. How’s it going?

Rocket: Where the hell have you been?

Y/N: Sleeping… why?

Gamora: Well, you’ve been sleeping these past two days straight, then

Y/N: Wow… I’m going back to sleep

Peter: *walking in and slamming the door* YOU’VE BEEN ASLEEP?!?! FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS?!?!

Peter: *angrily charging at Y/N* I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD

Y/N: OH SHIT-

[angelofthenight]

Quill, through Adam’s earpiece: Ask them something!

Adam: How are you feeling?

You: Fine.

Quill: Something personal!

Adam: At what age did you first get your period?

[raccoonscribbles]

Adam: I don’t understand Y/n, is she sad?

Nebula: I don’t know, go ask, stupid.

Adam: Y/n, Nebula says your not sad and that your stupid.

Y/n*crying harder*: Everyone hates me!

[gfmaximoff]

Rocket: You fainted, do you remember anything?

Quill: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Rocket: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Quill: But I heard a siren?

Rocket: *sighs* That was Drax.

Drax: Sorry I got nervous.

[multifan113]

GOTG Incorrect Quotes 4

Gamora: Who are you?

Alien: You killed my father!

Gamora: You have no idea how little that narrows it down

[fandomnerd9602]

Nebula X Male Reader with Reader getting choked between nebula's legs

Nebula: Surrender

Y/N: I don't think I want to

Drax: Truely a fierce warrior who never quits

Rocket: I don't think you understand what's going on here drax

Nebula: submit!

Y/N: no I don’t think I will

Drax: getting the life choked out and yet not submitting, what a brave warrior

Rocket: ehh…yeah keep believing that Drax

Nebula: submit or I will crush your airway with my thighs

Y/N: squeeze tighter!

Nebula: what?

Y/N: what?

Drax:

Rocket rolls in the floor laughing…

[coffeeandbatboys]

Peter: I hope you have an explanation for this.

Cosmo: We have three actually-

Kraglin:Pick your favorite.

[guardian-angel12]

Kraglin: What are you three up to? Tala: Why would we be up to anything?

Tess: We are good innocent siblings

Kraglin: I've never trusted you less in my life

Peter: Completely valid

[coffeeandbatboys]

—Peter Quill, probably

cds and vinyl and cassette tapes and dvds and tapes and books and zines are the most important things in this uncaring world amen

[romanoffshouse]

Thor: I love you, guys. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.

Rocket: We're the best thing to ever happen to you?

Thor: Yes

Rocket: Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: As far as plans go, this is not a good one

Peter: It was your plan!!

Y/N: I didn’t think you’d actually say yes!!

[angelofthenight]

Adam: I didn’t do it for them. I did it for you, (y/n). I’d kill for you.

Adam, slowly smiling: Please ask me to kill for you.

You, sweating: ...First of all, calm down-

[raccoonscribbles]

Y/n was a new guardian and Peter Quill had come back to visit.

“What was Rocket like when he was little?”

“Oh, I think you mean young,” Peter grinned, “He’s always been little.”

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Y/n: I feel so burnt out.

Rocket: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.

Y/n: Are you gonna... assassinate me?

Rocket: Well not if you’re expecting it.

[multifan113]

GOTG Incorrect Quotes 3

Peter: Hi, I'm Peter Quill, but most people call me Star-Lord

Gamora: I wouldn't have pegged you as a Peter

Peter: What do I need to be for you to peg me??

Gamora: Attractive

[fandomnerd9602]

Rocket: could that douche actually create a perfect society?

Y/N: nah. An imperfect being can’t create perfection. It’s unobtainable

Adam: so a perfect being, like me, could?

Y/N: sorry Warlock. You’re a perfect specimen. There’s a difference.

Cosmo: did you just compliment and insult someone at the same time?

Rocket: that’s an art form im dying to learn! (Laughs)