#gotg incorrect quotes

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: *walking into the room while yawning and stretching* Hey, guys. How’s it going?

Rocket: Where the hell have you been?

Y/N: Sleeping… why?

Gamora: Well, you’ve been sleeping these past two days straight, then

Y/N: Wow… I’m going back to sleep

Peter: *walking in and slamming the door* YOU’VE BEEN ASLEEP?!?! FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS?!?!

Peter: *angrily charging at Y/N* I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD

Y/N: OH SHIT-

[angelofthenight]

Quill, through Adam’s earpiece: Ask them something!

Adam: How are you feeling?

You: Fine.

Quill: Something personal!

Adam: At what age did you first get your period?

[raccoonscribbles]

Adam: I don’t understand Y/n, is she sad?

Nebula: I don’t know, go ask, stupid.

Adam: Y/n, Nebula says your not sad and that your stupid.

Y/n*crying harder*: Everyone hates me!

[gfmaximoff]

Rocket: You fainted, do you remember anything?

Quill: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Rocket: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Quill: But I heard a siren?

Rocket: *sighs* That was Drax.

Drax: Sorry I got nervous.

[talekinesis]

Yondu: Peter this is Stakar, founder of the Ravagers-

Peter: He looks like Rambo :D

Stakar: What the hell is a rambo?

Yondu: Sometimes I think he just makes shit up

[multifan113]

GOTG Incorrect Quotes 4

Gamora: Who are you?

Alien: You killed my father!

Gamora: You have no idea how little that narrows it down

[guardian-angel12]

Yondu: Grounding techniques don’t really work for me especially in public… “name five things you can see” I see a bunch of people pissing me off

[coffeeandbatboys]

Peter: I hope you have an explanation for this.

Cosmo: We have three actually-

Kraglin:Pick your favorite.

[happylittleshrub]

Playing both these games at the same time makes me think of nonsense like this lol

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: As far as plans go, this is not a good one

Peter: It was your plan!!

Y/N: I didn’t think you’d actually say yes!!

[angelofthenight]

Adam: I didn’t do it for them. I did it for you, (y/n). I’d kill for you.

Adam, slowly smiling: Please ask me to kill for you.

You, sweating: ...First of all, calm down-

[raccoonscribbles]

Y/n was a new guardian and Peter Quill had come back to visit.

“What was Rocket like when he was little?”

“Oh, I think you mean young,” Peter grinned, “He’s always been little.”

[sayangrafayel]

Woke up thinking if MC never gave Sylus a chance and get to know him again, they would be like Peter Quill and Gamora. This scene...

MC: I bet we were fun.

Sylus: Heh. Like you wouldn't believe.

[fandomnerd9602]

Nebula flirting with Male Reader but her flirting is like very aggressively it's still working on reader though

Nebula: hey there

Y/N; hey Nebula

Nebula: your face is so gorgeous, I wanna curb stomp it

Y/N: what?

Nebula: umm…I-I wanna slam you against the nearest wall.

Y/N: how about we just go out for pizza?

Nebula: I-I’d like that

[romanoffshouse]

Thor: I love you, guys. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.

Rocket: We're the best thing to ever happen to you?

Thor: Yes

Rocket: Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

[multifan113]

GOTG Incorrect Quotes 3

Peter: Hi, I'm Peter Quill, but most people call me Star-Lord

Gamora: I wouldn't have pegged you as a Peter

Peter: What do I need to be for you to peg me??

Gamora: Attractive