#gotg incorrect quotes
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Y/N: *walking into the room while yawning and stretching* Hey, guys. How’s it going?
Rocket: Where the hell have you been?
Y/N: Sleeping… why?
Gamora: Well, you’ve been sleeping these past two days straight, then
Y/N: Wow… I’m going back to sleep
Peter: *walking in and slamming the door* YOU’VE BEEN ASLEEP?!?! FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS?!?!
Peter: *angrily charging at Y/N* I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD
Y/N: OH SHIT-
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angelofthenight · 2 years ago
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Quill, through Adam’s earpiece: Ask them something!
Adam: How are you feeling?
You: Fine.
Quill: Something personal!
Adam: At what age did you first get your period?
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raccoonscribbles · 2 years ago
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Adam: I don’t understand Y/n, is she sad?
Nebula: I don’t know, go ask, stupid.
Adam: Y/n, Nebula says your not sad and that your stupid.
Y/n*crying harder*: Everyone hates me!
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gfmaximoff · 1 year ago
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Rocket: You fainted, do you remember anything?
Quill: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Rocket: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.
Quill: But I heard a siren?
Rocket: *sighs* That was Drax.
Drax: Sorry I got nervous.
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multifan113 · 1 year ago
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GOTG Incorrect Quotes 4
Gamora: Who are you?
Alien: You killed my father!
Gamora: You have no idea how little that narrows it down
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fandomnerd9602 · 2 years ago
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Nebula X Male Reader with Reader getting choked between nebula's legs
Nebula: Surrender
Y/N: I don't think I want to
Drax: Truely a fierce warrior who never quits
Rocket: I don't think you understand what's going on here drax
Nebula: submit!
Y/N: no I don’t think I will
Drax: getting the life choked out and yet not submitting, what a brave warrior
Rocket: ehh…yeah keep believing that Drax
Nebula: submit or I will crush your airway with my thighs
Y/N: squeeze tighter!
Nebula: what?
Y/N: what?
Drax:
Rocket rolls in the floor laughing…
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coffeeandbatboys · 2 years ago
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Peter: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Cosmo: We have three actually-
Kraglin:Pick your favorite.
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talekinesis · 20 days ago
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Yondu: Peter this is Stakar, founder of the Ravagers-
Peter: He looks like Rambo :D
Stakar: What the hell is a rambo?
Yondu: Sometimes I think he just makes shit up
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romanoffshouse · 11 months ago
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Thor: I love you, guys. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.
Rocket: We're the best thing to ever happen to you?
Thor: Yes
Rocket: Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Y/N: As far as plans go, this is not a good one
Peter: It was your plan!!
Y/N: I didn’t think you’d actually say yes!!
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angelofthenight · 2 years ago
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Adam: I didn’t do it for them. I did it for you, (y/n). I’d kill for you.
Adam, slowly smiling: Please ask me to kill for you.
You, sweating: ...First of all, calm down-
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raccoonscribbles · 2 years ago
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Y/n was a new guardian and Peter Quill had come back to visit.
“What was Rocket like when he was little?”
“Oh, I think you mean young,” Peter grinned, “He’s always been little.”
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sincerelykarai · 27 days ago
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I love how gotg is such a big movie but with such a small fandom on tumblr 😭🙏
Like a majority of the fandom is me, @raccoon-coded @sunllghtt @retrobr and @incorrect-starbula (let me know if I missed anyone)
Also just received the biggest honour of my life bc me and @retrobr are now moots 🙏🙏🙏
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sayangrafayel · 26 days ago
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Woke up thinking if MC never gave Sylus a chance and get to know him again, they would be like Peter Quill and Gamora. This scene...
MC: I bet we were fun.
Sylus: Heh. Like you wouldn't believe.
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multifan113 · 1 year ago
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GOTG Incorrect Quotes 3
Peter: Hi, I'm Peter Quill, but most people call me Star-Lord
Gamora: I wouldn't have pegged you as a Peter
Peter: What do I need to be for you to peg me??
Gamora: Attractive
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fandomnerd9602 · 2 years ago
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Rocket: could that douche actually create a perfect society?
Y/N: nah. An imperfect being can’t create perfection. It’s unobtainable
Adam: so a perfect being, like me, could?
Y/N: sorry Warlock. You’re a perfect specimen. There’s a difference.
Cosmo: did you just compliment and insult someone at the same time?
Rocket: that’s an art form im dying to learn! (Laughs)
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