#incorrect quotes are my fav

[jaal-ama-daravv]

Emmrich: It's past my time. I'll endeavour to protect myself from my own emotional turmoil. not emotionally invested in anyone, i must focus on my work

Rook: exists

Emmrich: *sweating* oh bother

[bizarrelittlemew]

ofmd x tumblr

[misterpseudonym]

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 6

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5]

[swirlingyouintomypoems]

I think I’m hilarious. Just btw.

masterlist

[lyrichi]

mc, randomly at dinner: how do y'all feel about demon slayer

luci: demon what?

mc, taking a bite of rice: slayer

asmo: slay

levi: I wanna be a demon slayer :(

satan: levi, you are a demon

levi: owee :((

[italyveneziano]

Tea dad and coffee son

[casupremacy]

the word 'daddy' has been so sexualized that my kids are gonna have to call me bruh or some shit

— dean, probably

[canthandlethishit]

what if tim and jason relationship isn’t like ‘you hurt me but it was the pit rage and youre sorry now so we good’ but tim absolutely retaliate by making jason’s life hell and it turns into a full out prank-war and they become friends again from that

like Jason fully meant to hurt tim in the titan tower and tim going ‘pffft you robin on steroids’ ‘omg Jason finally some age-appropriate clothing and real pants’ ‘bro you gotta lay-off the cows with all that leather’ <- tim has the pass to make these jokes because *points at titan incident* he makes damn sure he uses the pass with grace and excellent execution

like i want Jason to slowly go like ‘im sorry for legit trying to murder you’ and his reasoning being because i legit meant it and that was horrible and the pit influence was real but it only served to amplify all the other fucked up stuff and not the root of all his actions

and tim accepting the apology on his terms like ‘its chill bro ig i understand where it came from and it was fucked up asf but hey i got to vocalize all this morbid too soon jokes i would’ve never got to so’

like a more gradual jason - tim relationship being built up, and tim being a lot more of a little shit and jason is like damn you earned your robin place in the snark-roasting department alone

also when damian comes in the picture and after the whole time stream thing jason and tim can make fun/ one up each other form their being replaced reactions

‘you literally dressed up in traffic light colors with shorts and beat up a minor’

‘you literally joined an assassin organization, became an international criminal and lost a spleen’

‘that’s rich coming from you, red hood, the CRIMELORD’

[lestappen-inchident]

Charles: Max, do you ever think before you speak?

Max: Sure! I think ‘Wow, that’s hilarious’, and then I say it.

[neiveel3llson]

While hosting a game show to boost the brothers' popularity

NB MC: "-and you'll have to answer twice," *looks at Mammon with. smirk* ", easy for you Virgos."

NB Mammon: "How did they know I was a Virgo..."

*Fanfare begins*

NB Mammon: "HOW DID THEY KNOW I WAS A VIRGO I DID NOT TELL THEM MY BIRTHDA-"

[arrestedexgirlfriendafterhigh]

(We’re gonna ignore the fact that cupid is WAY more powerful than an angel, because haha funny)

[thaliasthunder]

odysseus: men with long hair are such sluts. what do u have long hair for? for other men to pull it?

achilles: wha

odysseus: whore.

[worstwolverinesbf]

batfam as things i and others have said pt 3

damian: you’re like mozart if he wasn’t dead

tim, playing piano: *shocked* did demon just compliment me? did i just get complimented by demon brat?

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tim after rambling and making bruce confused: i know what im saying but you and me aren’t speaking the same language

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tim referring to hisself and kon: camera sluts and fire hoes

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duke explaining why he didn’t stop joker dying on day shift: sometimes murder happens

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bruce: *talking about some medical thing*

tim who hasn’t slept and is overstimulated: do you have bugs in your skin

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jason being a little shit: (talking about john Constantine) he didn’t do it with bruce but he should have! everyone should have an opportunity to do it with Bruce

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steph who forgot her adhd meds: coconut coconut does what ever a coconut does can he fly no he dies

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tim: *having a breakdown casually* everything is so fineee, *sees a hot guy* im so gay

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pt 1 pt 2

[shuutingstar]

look who’s bored again. me, i am. have some pjo side character incorrect quotes because i love them so much.

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Paolo: what does “Take Out” mean?

Connor: Food.

Valentina: Dating.

Laurel and Holly: Murder.

Sherman: all three if you’re not a coward!

Connor: Me and Malcolm were playing Scrabble and it was a nightmare.

Juniper: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Connor: Not when you’re playing with Malcolm. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

Mitchell: you’re petty.

Drew: you mispronounced ‘pretty’ but okay.

Ellis: crushes are the worst!

Cecil: yeah, whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Ellis: pfft you’re always stupid.

Cecil: yeahhh, don’t think about that too hard.

Ellis:

Travis: if we put Luke, Thalia and Annabeth in a room, who do you think would come out crying first?

Connor: the room.

Jake: did you hear? Luke was almost hit by an arrow in training today!

Michael: I know. He was faster than I thought.

Jake:

Michael: don’t worry, I’ll get him next time.

Malcolm: gods, this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done!

Drew: aren’t you dating Connor?

Connor: that was uncalled for!

Mitchell: I want to be like a caterpillar.

Clovis: Explain.

Mitchell: eat a lot, sleep, wake up beautiful.

Clovis: you do know you would have a lifespan of about a week?

Mitchell: another highlight.

Katie: did you know cereal is basically cold breakfast soup?

Connor: *drops cereal bowl*

Travis: STOP SCARING THE KIDS KATIE!

Laurel: the risk I took was carefully calculated.

Billie and Damien: WE ALMOST DIED!

Laurel: I never said I was good at maths.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Razzle: (signing worriedly) “She’s a mass murderer, Charlie.”

Charlie: (burritoed on vaggie’s side of the bed) “BUT DOES SHE LOVE ME!?”

Dazzle: (signing hesitantly) “She lied to you about being an angel…”

Charlie: (sobbing) “DO YOU THINK SHE LIED ABOUT ME LOOKING GOOD IN A SUIT TOO???”