#incorrect prison break quotes

[mynxk]

Wylan: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today

[mydmdcorner]

Dazai: I have been thinking of ways to kill Chuuya every day for the past 7 years.

Sigma: So...you have been thinking about Chuuya every day for the past 7 years?

Dazai, confidently: Yes!

Sigma:...

Dazai: Wait I didn't mean LIKE THAT

[cuteniarose]

Personally I find it really funny that based on what the twins said in the Book 2 finale re: having to tell their mom about what happened to Unalaq, it's literally canon that Unalaq's wife a) exists, b) is alive, and c) is just chilling in the Northern Water Tribe

She took one look at all the spirit fuckery her husband was getting up to and went "Well that's none of my business" and honestly I respect that

[eerycurlew53]

Sucre, trying to LJ some advice: marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed

Michael:

Sucre: See?

[aviles2003]

King Penguin:Progress Report?

Luigi: it's an older Code King Penguin I can't make it out!

King Penguin:You Higher Mushroom mammal

Goomba: hmm?

King Penguin:can You Read?

Goomba: No Koopas Can Read Tho, Koopa?

*Luigi Points the Sign*

Goomba: Ship, To, mushroom Kingdom, Wildlife Preserve, Princess Toadstool!

King Penguin: The Princess? That ain't gonna Fly! Rico!

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Jack: Hey, Davey! Wanna commit a felony with me?

Davey: Jack, what the hell?!?

Jack: Wait, sorry, my bad

Jack: *whispering* Wanna commit a felony with me?

Davey: *whispering back* Yeah, of course :)

[randomluthoughts]

Time: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

[threemoonwatchers]

Alcatraz: I said DISTRACT them, not knock them out!

Bastille, standing over two unconscious Librarians: There’s just no pleasing you, is there?

[heathercauthor]

Not So Incorrect Quotes

Feng: I have a plan.

Cheske: no. we ended up incarcerated after your last plan

Feng: I got us out!

Cheske: and gave the entire joint a secondary high.

Enzo: which is why I vote we hear him out

Best part is that incident really happened 😂 Earth Sucks book 1! Available now!

[incorrectoldgermanstoriesquotes]

Philip: Before or after Soup Road?

[silence]

Robert: What's the matter, Kas, did you forget?

Kaspar: How could I forget a road called Soup?

[mandarinmoons]

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Incorrect Criminal Minds quotes

Series

Pregnancy:

Spencer suspects you're pregnant

Spencer and pregnant reader argue

Spencer comforts reader after giving birth

Spencer talking with the baby

Baby says her first words

Teaching baby how to walk

Spencer calls while he's away

Shorts

Making out with later seasons Spencer

What Spencer's kisses would be like

A lazy night with Spencer

Being at a bar with later seasons Spencer

18+ ONLY

Cockwarming with Spencer

One shots

Annabel Lee - Spencer Reid

A true friend - Spencer Reid

A true friend pt. 2 - Spencer Reid

Talking to the moon - Spencer Reid

Office romance - Spencer Reid

Office romance pt. 2 - Spencer Reid

Safe place - Spencer Reid

Bloody surprise - Spencer Reid

Spencer has trouble confessing his feelings for you

Slow dancing with Spencer

Giving Spencer a head massage

Reading with Spencer

Spencer comforts you

"I won't give up on you" - Spencer Reid

Spending the night with Spencer

Be my Valentine? - Spencer Reid

Spencer has nightmares after being kidnapped by Thomas Hankle

Spencer gets drunk

"That was kind of hot" - Spencer Reid

Situationship with Spencer

Spencer helps you take a bath

Spencer helps you make your coffee

Spencer gets his hair cut

Spencer comforts you after a friendship break up

You and Spencer are a new couple

Spencer fights you for his clothes

Spencer with a foreign reader

Spencer x agitated reader

Waking up with Spencer the day after

Helping Spencer with his hair

Reader helps Spencer get out of jail

Spencer helps you with your depression

Surprising Spencer with a dog

Helping Spencer relax

Spencer's first kiss

Spencer falls asleep on your shoulder

Knitting Spencer a scarf

Spencer wins you over with his magic

First time Spencer says I love you

"How'd these end up here?"

Spencer and his mismatched socks

Spencer and you aren't able to sleep

Spencer x athlete reader

Spencer gets home from a case early

Spencer grieves your death

Spencer gets home from a case

Peaceful morning with Spencer

Spencer comforts professional reader

Post prison Spencer comforts bau! reader

Reader leaves The BAU

Reader admires Spencer

Spencer spoils you on your birthday

You and Spencer break up

Spencer x reader "we're not done here" scene

Reader makes matching bracelets

Spencer raising a child with male! reader

Reading with sleepy Spencer

Shy reader meets the team

Surprising Spencer in the morning

Enemies to lovers with Spencer

Spencer comforts student reader

Spencer breaks up with reader

Having a sleepover with Spencer

Spencer rambles

Spencer comforts reader after they get kidnapped

Spencer has a secret crush on reader

Moving in with Spencer

Spencer x ballerina reader

Spencer comforts you after a break up

Spencer x hiker reader

Spencer and bau! reader stay at a hauntel hotel

Reader wears Spencer's clothes

Drunk Spencer gushes over reader

Reader has a big dog

Helping Spencer tie his tie

You and Spencer can't sleep

Spencer gets jealous

Taking care of Spencer when he's sick

Spencer keeps standing you up

Lipstick kisses with Spencer

Reader breaks up with their boyfriend for Spencer

[star-farer]

Incorrect Quotes from my AU

Tech, holding baby Omega: You’ve disappointed both of us. Wrecker, sniffling: That’s cold, Tech. Crosshair, sitting next to baby Omega: Did you just eat some sand? Omega: Yeah Crosshair: Crosshair: Was it tasty? Omega: Mm-hm! Hunter, advising Omega: Don't break someone's heart. They've only got one. Tech: Yes, break their bones. They've got 206 of them. Toddler Omega: So jellyshish- Wrecker, laughing: JELLYSHISH?? Omega: You know what I mean! Toddler Omega, copying Hunter: The time to act is now. Omega: Wink, wink. Hunter, whispering: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink. Omega: Oh, sorry. Omega: Wink. Tech: Please say words of encouragement to me so that I do not murder someone presently. Omega, a little confused: There are no books in prison? Tech: *sighs* Thank you, cyar'ika. Crosshair: Tell Wrecker off, Om'ika! Assert yourself! Toddler Omega: That's my ice cream! Crosshair: Good. Now let him have it! Omega, handing Wrecker the ice cream: Here, you can have it! :D Hunter, to toddler Omega: You wanna fight? Alright, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—

@margindoodles2407 I'm tagging you, mmkay?

[awakentrashpanda]

Smiling Critters incorrect quotes

Dogday: What is the code etomologists use for "I stepped on it, I'm so sorry, it was dark out and the specimen was very small?"

Bubba Bubbaphant: "Impromptu dissection was performed under less-than-optimal lighting conditions."

Catnap: "Impromptu dissection" is an alarming phrase in any context and I thank you for it.

KickinChickin: What’s biologist for "the little f⭐️cker BIT me and I yote it into the undergrowth on reflex?"

Bubba Bubbaphant: "The specimen was removed from the study pool due to abnormal interaction responses."

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Hoppy Hopscotch: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river. 
KickinChickin: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

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Hoppy Hopscotch: Nothing in life is free. 
Bobby Bearhug: Love is free. 
Bubba Bubbaphant: Knowledge is free. 
Craftycorn: Friendship is free. 
Dogday: Self-respect is free. 
KickinChickin: Everything's free if you don't pay for it. 
The Squad: ... 
PickyPiggy: Kickin, that's illegal- 
Hoppy Hopscotch: No, let him finish!

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Bubba Bubbaphant: Are you tall enough to play basketball though? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Are you calling me short? 
Bubba Bubbaphant: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

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KickinChickin: You have Crayons? 
Craftycorn: Yes, I have— 
KickinChickin: You're— how old are you? 
Craftycorn (in tears): YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

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PickyPiggy: *standing at the top of the stairs* What are y'all doing at the bottom of the staircase? 
Catnap: I accidentally fell down. 
Bubba Bubbaphant: CATNAP PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay HIS part of our rent! 
Dogday: Catnap bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than they did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money. 
KickinChickin: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Dogday.

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Dogday: I love you. 
Catnap: How many people have you said that to? 
Dogday: Everyone. 
Catnap: What? 
Dogday: I told everyone that I love you.

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Craftycorn: Why does Picky always do the laundry so loudly? 
Bobby Bearhug: So everyone knows that no one helps her out in the house. 
PickyPiggy, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

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PickyPiggy: So Hunny-bunny, how did your first time cooking dinner go? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Pretty good if I do say so myself. 
PickyPiggy: Oo! Okay, what are we having? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato. 
PickyPiggy: A whole potato? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches! 
PickyPiggy: These just look like big slabs of black. 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Because that's what they are! 
Hoppy Hopscotch: And then for desert, we have chocolate. 
PickyPiggy: These are just chocolate chips? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: They sure are! 
Hoppy Hopscotch: And then for drinks, we have toast! 
Hoppy Hopscotch: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!

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KickinChickin: I have a plan.

PickyPiggy: Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.

KickinChickin: …

PickyPiggy: …

KickinChickin: I no longer have a plan.

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PickyPiggy: why can’t any of y’all ever come up with a plan that doesn’t involve breaking the law?

Bubba Bubbaphant (awkwardly looking over at KickinChickin and Hoppy Hopscotch): Picky…You do realize that three of us have been to prison before, right?

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KickinChickin: Have I ever told you that I love you like the mom I never had? 
PickyPiggy: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am! 
KickinChickin: Mean.

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Hoppy Hopscotch: I'm sorry. Please talk to me. 
PickyPiggy: 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure? 
PickyPiggy: Hmf! 'Sorry' ain’t never gonna bring back my f🍎cking M&Ms.

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Bubba Bubbaphant: What do we think of Dogday? 
*pause* 
Hoppy Hopscotch: *shrugs* Nice pal. 
Bobby Bearhug: I think he’s gay.

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KickinChickin: That was so hot, Bubba. 
Bubba Bubbaphant: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. 
KickinChickin: I'm so in love with you.

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KickinChickin: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere... 
Catnap: Only as their rodeo clown.

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[yellow-computer-mouse]

fuck it incorrect quotes

Horror: "I lost a bet." Horror: The second-most ominous phrase in existence. Killer: What's the first? Horror: "Let's make a bet."

Horror: I am a ninja. Cross: No, you’re not. Horror: Did you see me do that? Cross: Do what? Horror: Exactly.

Killer: Two truths and a lie, I’ll start! Killer: I’ve killed a man, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee. Nightmare, visibly nervous: I don’t- I don’t like this game.

Killer: BE A BETTER PERSON! Dust: WHY?! Killer: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

*Killer is helping Nightmare break out of prison* Killer: Sooo… Does this make us partners in crime? Nightmare: Don’t push it. Killer: Oh my gosh, we can be like Harley Quinn and the Joker! Nightmare: If you don’t stop talking, they’re adding “murder” to the charges.

Nightmare, to Cross: Please, picking locks is my specialty. Nightmare: *throws a brick through the window* Nightmare: Okay, let’s go.

Horror: What’s your biggest fear? Dust: I am incredibly arachnophobic. Horror, under their breath: You don’t want spiders to get married?

Killer: Are you alright? Nightmare: Short answer or long answer? Killer: Short? Nightmare: No. Killer: Long? Nightmare: Nooooooo.

Cross, gently nudging Horror aside with their foot: Horror, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you. Horror, her eyes enormous: You kick Horror? You kick her body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Cross! Jail for Cross for one thousand years!

Nightmare, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset! Cross: Nightmare, dude, sit down! Tell us all about it. Dust, would you get Nightmare some water? Dust: What is he gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?

Killer: Cross, we tried things your way. Cross: No, we didn't. Killer: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

Cross: You spent all our money on THIS?? Dust, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

Cross: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk? Horror: It's Dust's turn. Dust: Don't die. Killer, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational.

Killer: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder? Cross: Well, it’s frowned upon. Killer: Okay, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? Killer: That’s okay, right?

Dust, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing? Nightmare: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Dust: Dust: Water you doing?

Killer: And here we see Dust and Horror in their natural habitat. Texting each other variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make each other laugh. Dust: Gaelic bread. Horror: Grueling brad. Dust: Ha ha, glamorous beans.

Dust: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities. Dust, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

Nightmare: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart? Dream: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am! Nightmare: Mean.

Nightmare: You're alive. Dream: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

Nightmare: I got an idea! Dream: Does it involve breaking the law? Nightmare: By now don’t you think that’s a given? Dream: I was just trying to be optimistic. Nightmare: Don’t bother.

Nightmare: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them? Dream: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them. Nightmare: Okay yeah thanks Dream, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

Nightmare: Hey, thanks for checking in, I’m ✨still a piece of garbage✨

Error: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows. Blue: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

Nightmare: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship. Dream: We’re not friends. Nightmare, holding an axe: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.

Nightmare, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

Nightmare, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea? Dream: Tea. Nightmare: Wrong. It's coffee.

Nightmare: I failed my safety training course today. Dream: Why, what happened? Nightmare: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?" Dream: And? Nightmare: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

Ink: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products! Ink: *sprays hairspray in their mouth* Ink: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

Nightmare: I won a new phone in a race. Dream: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Nightmare? Nightmare: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.

Dream: Why are you on fire? Nightmare: This is just how my day is going.

Nightmare: You know, I used to play back in my gory days. Dream: You mean glory days? Nightmare: Ah, that too.

Blue: I trusted you! Error: Why?

Ink: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

[kiko---random-stuff-probably]

Incorrect quotes of the bishops because I am having a brain rot

I already say this, I'm applying some of my headcanons. We cool? Cool.

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Shamura, about to torture a war prisoner for information: I know over two hundred ways to kill a man.

Kallamar: You could glue an open jar of rats to his face. Then blowtorch the other side of the jar, so the rats have to eat their way out through his face.

Shamura: two hundred and one

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Heket: Siblings, i'm a lesbian

Leshy: I thought you were a toad?

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Heket: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!

Leshy: You can eat a rock.

Kallamar: Water.

Shamura: The fabric of time and space.

Narinder: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.

Heket: You guys are not helpful.

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Kallamar two second before posiononing an entire village (again): I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.

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Leshy: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?

Narinder: Did you just make that up?

Leshy: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.

Narinder:

Leshy: A really long fortune cookie.

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Shamura: Narinder is okay.

Kallamar: He's okay? He said he was going to break my legs! And don't tell me he didn't mean it, okay?! 'Cause he gave me the mackerel eyes, he meant it!

Shamura: Kallamar, Narinder threatened me. He threatens Leshy every day. He probably threatened Heket before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. Grow a pair.

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Heket: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!

Narinder: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Heket: Oh...

Kallamar, from across the room: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

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Narinder: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Leshy will and will not eat.

Heket: Grass? Yes!

Narinder: Moss? Yes!!

Heket: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Narinder: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Heket: Worms? Sometimes!

Narinder: Rocks? Sure!

Heket: Twigs? Usually!

Narinder: Kallamar's cooking? Inconclusive!

Shamura: How did you… test this?

Narinder: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it.

Shamura: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Kallamar: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

[mayflora-18]

Incorrect CoD Quotes #11 (aka Shit I Found On Pinterest That I Thought Was Funny)

*during secure transmission with Shepherd and Graves*

Graves, singing: 🎵 Sherlock, Sherlock, Sherlock… 🎵

Sherlock: …

Graves: 🎵 Are you finally single? 🎵

Sherlock: No.

Graves: 🎵 I respect that. 🎵

———

*in a hostage situation at a store*

Sherlock: Yeah, there’s four of them and only one of me, but I have a lighter. Okay, we get some hairspray, make some flamethrowers, and let’s fry these bitches!

Ghost, deadpan: No one is frying any bitches.

Sherlock: …

Ghost: I know, I’m disappointed in myself, too.

———

Yuri: I know Makarov, and you’re in far more danger than I. He’s coming for you. And I guarantee that his soldiers will find this place.

Sherlock: Not gonna happen. I rent it out under a shell corporation.

Nikolai: Yeah.

Sherlock: My mail goes to a P.O. box in Seattle.

Nikolai: Yeah.

Sherlock: My neighbors think my name is Rachel Fletcher.

Nikolai: Yeah.

Sherlock: People I work with all think my name is Sherlock.

Nikolai: Yea-

Yuri:

Laswell:

141:

Roach: Wait what?

Sherlock: Don’t worry about it.

———

Price: Sanderson, you’re fine. Just be yourself.

Roach: “Be myself”? Captain, I have one day to win over Sherlock and Kyle. *gestures to everyone else* How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Soap: Couple weeks.

Ghost: Six months.

Laswell: Jury’s still out.

Roach: See, sir? “Be myself”, what kind of garbage advice is that?

———

Makarov: Go to hell.

Soap: Already been. Didn’t agree with me.

———

Nikolai: We didn’t do it.

Price: Then why are you guys laughing?

Sherlock, grinning: Because whoever did it is an effing genius.

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Graves: Just trust me.

Shepherd: The last time you said that my house burned down.

Graves: Yeah, but you didn’t die.

Shepherd: That’s not the point!

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Alex: Should I ask why you have a knife in your purse?

Farah: It’s a dagger, actually. And no, you shouldn’t.

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Krueger: Sir, we’re surrounded.

Nikolai: Excellent, we can attack in any direction!

Krueger: -_-

———

*Gaz beating some asshole up*

Sherlock: Oh, don’t blame them. They did their best to try to kill me.

Gaz:

Roach: O.O

———

Graves: If it wasn’t totally unethical, I would definitely blackmail you with this.

Alejandro: *eye twitching* Because you’re a shining beacon of ethics, right?

———

Nikolai: Oh, look at all the pretties!

Sherlock: *grabs his hand and pulls him away* Can you please stop talking about assault rifles the same way I talk about shoes?

———

*Ghost, Soap, and Rudy break into the old prison to free Los Vaqueros and Sherlock, only for Rudy to find the latter in the kitchen hunched over with a sandwich in her mouth*

Rudy: Camarada, what are you doing?

Sherlock: *muffled by the sandwich* …Eating.

Rudy: You’re being held hostage and you decide to raid the kitchen?

Sherlock: They didn’t say the fridge was off limits.

———

Laswell: Is that blood?

Price: No?

Laswell: That is not a question you’re supposed to answer with another question.

———

Gaz: Are you clinically insane, or incredibly annoying?

Sherlock: I don’t know, probably both.

———

Ghost: How are you feeling?

Soap: I think you broke my fingers.

Ghost: Better your fingers than your face.

———

*Sherlock and Alejandro detained in the same room*

Alejandro: What’s our exit strategy?

Sherlock: Our what?

Alejandro: Dios mío, we’re all going to die.

———

Roach: *swinging his legs back and forth * Sitting around, waiting to get kidnapped. This is the best day ever.

~Later~

Roach: This is the third time I’ve been kidnapped this WEEK. It’s getting old.

———

Price, about Roach: Look, he’s smiling. He’s totally fine.

Ghost: Sir, he’s smiling because he’s terrified.

Roach, “smiling”: 😬

———

Gaz: Did you bring us here to die?

Nikolai: Obviously.

Gaz:

Gaz: I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not.

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Nikolai: Is it still murder if I give them a heads up?

Sherlock: That’s called a threat.

Nikolai: Черт возьми.

(Черт возьми = Damn it)

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Valeria: Nothing ever pleases you does it?

Alejandro: Nothing you do.

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Graves: I know there was a compliment somewhere in there and I’ll take it.

Soap: You piece of shite.

Graves: Ah, there it is!

———

*talking about Valeria*

Alejandro: Oooh, she’s angry.

Rudy: How can you tell?

Alejandro: Well, you can see her mood by her hands. Like right now, she has a gun. I don’t think that she’s happy to see us.

Valeria: 🔫😡

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Graves: Listen up, fives. A ten is speaking.

141:

Laswell:

Nikolai:

Sherlock:

Alex:

Farah:

Graves: Farah, can we talk, one ten to another?

Farah: I’m an eleven, but continue.