#incorrect pandava quintet quotes

[ssj2hindudude]

I must be the only princess ever to be given away as a prize and end up winning a whole harem

-Draupadi

[sleep-can-wait]

Mini: I did something terrible Aru: It's okay, I have a shovel Mini: Wait, what do you think I did?? Aru: It doesn't matter, no one will ever know

@dafantasyqueen @loife1m your move...

[writergracethepanda]

*Someone makes a snake joke* Rudy: That's greatly offensive to my people.  Classmate: Middle school dropouts? Aiden: Aiden: He's literally a sophomore-

[mxnkeydo]

the guy loves you aru what else is he gonna do

[parrotxx]

Suyodhana: I'm gonna play a song for you right now Suyodhana: It's called "My life so far" Suyodhana: *Takes a breath and plays a chord* Suyodhana: *SCREAMS*

[maitaiwiththecorpses]

Aru: do I… electrify you?

Aiden: Aru it is three am get out of my house

[queenofapeacefuldawn]

(100% real dialogue from the latest chapter I posted yesterday)

Aru when Mini's holding Rudy: Can u two pls stop trying to make out I need to save my husband

[namesarehard123]

Aru: I’ll do it at 3:00

(It becomes 3:05)

Aru: Welp, gonna wait until 4:00

[k3bookwormalert]

TPQ as conversations between my friends

Nikita, seeing someone doing something stupid: WHAT. AN. IDIOT.

Aru, running into the room: I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE

Brynne, from another room: I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE

Aru,delighted: I understood THAT reference

Brynne: I understood that-

Mini, trying to do her work: Will you both SHUT UP! THIS IS THE 5th TIME IN AN HOUR…. Gods help me

Aru and Brynne:

[ssj2hindudude]

Multicultural death kid slumber party

Mini: So, wait. We're ALL children of death?

Hazel: Well, technically Hades is the god OF the dead while Thanatos is actual death. But yeah.

Nico: Plus, as my sister here shows, he's also got control over underground including gemstones

Mini: Ok, noted. My godly parent's also got some range too as the god of justice.

Hazel: Neat! Sounds like Athena. Annabeth should hear about this.

Nico: Eh, more like Themis, really.

Waltnubis: Do I even count if I'm just fused with a god and not the son of one?

Hazel: Annabeth says she owes Sadie a favor, but we would've invited you anyway.

Nico: I'm surprised we didn't invite Magnus and his friends. They're all dead, after all.

Mini: Yeah, but they're not in control of it. If any of them were, say, a child of Hel-

*Hazel screams*

*Nico brandishes his sword*

*Mini pulls out DeeDee*

Waltnubis: What's wrong?!?

Hazel: THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY SLEEPING BAG!

Mini: A sna- 😡 RUDRA OF NAGA-LOKA!

Rudy, popping out: Hello, my queen. Nice night, isn't it?

Mini: What are you doing here?!?

Rudy: We were lonely and wanted to check up on you guys!

Mini: We?

Rudy: OW! MY ANKLE!

Nico: Is that a weasel?!?

Frank, turning human: That was for picking my girlfriend's bag instead of yours.

Hazel: Frank Zhang, what in the-

*Someone falls out of the closet*

Waltnubis, arms crossed: Sadie Kane

Sadie: Hey, this isn't my locker! That silly Duat! And for the record, Annie was NOT doing me a favor!

Nico: Great. All that's left is-

*Will falls through the ceiling and into Nico's lap*

Will: ...I guess I should tell Chiron that Hades Cabin needs renovations.

Mini: So what do we do now?

*Rudy reaches in his bag and throws a rock*

*The rock starts playing Die Young by Kesha*

*Everyone shrugs their shoulders and starts dancing*

@strawblob @queenofapeacefuldawn

[sleep-can-wait]

Aru: My name is Aru Shah. Aru: But you can call me, Aru: [Dramatically swipes off sunglasses to reveal another pair of sunglasses] Aru: A hazard to society

[writergracethepanda]

Mini: Just be yourself Aru: "Just be myself"? I have one day to win Aiden's mom over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me? Rudy:A couple weeks. Brynne: A few months. Nikita: Jury's still out. Aru: See? "Be myself", what kind of garbage advice is that? I hope you're not telling Sheela that crap.

[mxnkeydo]

tsk tsk aiden why so oblivious?

[parrotxx]

Suyodhana: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU Krithika: Okay, can you do the dishes? Suyodhana: No

[in-every-reality]

My Pandava Quintet DR as Incorrect Quotes (I know I’m the only one shifting there)

[Sydney is me btw]

Aru: Good morning.  Brynne: Good morning.  Mini: Good morning.  Aiden: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Sydney: MORNING MOTHERF*CKERS

Aru: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Brynne: Several traffic violations. Mini: Three counts of resisting arrest. Aiden: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Sydney: Also, that’s not our car.

Aru: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Brynne: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Aiden: I recorded the dumb stuff. Sydney: I joined in on the dumb stuff. Mini: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Aru: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?  Brynne: Rude.  Mini: That’s fair.  Aiden: Not again.  Sydney: Are you going to want this back?

Sydney: Here's some advice Aiden: I didn't ask for any Sydney: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

Sydney: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Aiden: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Sydney: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Aiden: It’s dark in here Sydney: Don’t worry dude I got this Sydney: *Stomps their feet* Sydney: *Skechers light up*

[queenofapeacefuldawn]

Cop AU Incorrect Quotes That I Wish Would Come In The Story, But Alas [#3]

[When Mini is out sick]

Rudy, bored: You know I shot a watermelon once? It went exactly how you might imagine.

Subala, about to slap him: I am begging you, please get out of my office.

Rudy: I miss Mini :(

Subala: Don't you have cases to work on?

Rudy: I miss Mini :(

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Guys I SWEAR I'm working on the cop au, I'm just tired as hell (during my exams I was on high amounts of adrenaline but now since there's nothing to stress over I've crashed,, but I'm building enough stress inside myself to trigger an adrenaline release (idc if it's scientific or not. it works for me). i know im slipping so i'm sorry :(. it's not an excuse, ik, but you guys deserve better than my laziness