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OMG WAIT THIS IS LITERALLY MEEEEEEE

I would do wonderful in an academic rivals to lovers arc because if I have to do any kind of group project with anyone and they even slightly annoy me I think that they are the most incompetent person on the planet. Like I genuinely think they have no common sense or any sort of intelligence. I immediately become the worst version of myself. And I think that would be an excellent way to set up a dynamic between two characters.

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y’all the amount of clarity I have now that I’m in a qpr is WILD and so healing 10/10 would recommend

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"you sure do make a lot of jokes about sex for an ace person-" that's because sex is a joke to me

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forget finding love I have all I need with my garlic butter and canva obsession

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It’s been a journey

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I’m such a slut for casual intimacy. Like yesss rest your chin on my shoulder while we're in line at the grocery store, I live for that shit.

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aru shah + secret shanghai crossover when????

Honestly? The way the Aru Shah fandom and the Secret Shanghai fandom interact is so interesting. Literally where else in fandom do you get this experience.

The Venn diagram of people in both fandoms isnt a circle but it’s pretty damn close. There are people in the Aru Shah fandom who have read Secret Shanghai they saw posts from people who were in both fandoms and vice versa. We find parallels between Aiden Acharya and Rosalind Lang. We have a whole running gag about a tpq flf au with a Google Doc worth of lore. Roshani Chokshi and Chloe Gong are friends and do events together. It’s like one big friend group. Even if you’ve only read one of the series, you probably have an idea of what the other is like.

Literally where else on the internet has this happened. The way these two fandoms interact is so unique

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hockey season has begun. i still know how to swim. love songs are still love songs. everything is ok.

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ACK I LOVE THIS

What's In My Bag? With Aiden Acharya.

I promised that I would make this and @burntchickennugget2468 was so ready to draw it, which I love, so

let's get to it.

First, we have stim toys for Aru, for her incessant fidgeting. I know I've mentioned this before but holy CRAP. It is so hard to find supportive and accommodating partners when you have adhd, so hold on to him, Shah.

Tampons, pads. No explanation needed. He's surrounded by menstruators 90% of the time.

Adding onto the point above, he also carries midol and advil around when Aru mentions that she gets incapacitating cramps. @burntchickennugget2468 suggested pamphin for intense cramps, so that too!

cough drops. All the flavours.

Chewy granola bars that he restocks every time he goes out.

Swedish Fish. >:) no explanation needed.

Wire headphones. My boi is a classic man. Sure, he thinks airpods are cool and mighty useful, but something about the physical wire and not having rubber beads falling out of your skull every time you headbang too hard just appeals to him.

A polaroid of his mom and dad, back when they were still happy.

Keys to his mom's house and the museum.

Socks. Idk this is probably just me projecting, but with the amount of shenanigans the potatoes get up to, dry, clean socks seem to be invaluable.

A single purple glitter gel pen.

I don't think Shadowfx counts, since he wears it around his neck, but I think it goes in the bag every once in a while? (someone correct me if I'm wrong, it's been a while since I read tpq)

hairties. So many. Not just for the girls- Rudy went through a shoulder-length hair phase, and Aiden's never recovered.

wet wipes. Do I need to explain? They get into some (a ton of) messes.

Let me know if I missed anything! This was kinda rushed, and I'm SURE there's more he can fit in that bag (stachel (purse)) of his.

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Happy Percy day y’all

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Everyone congratulate @electricguitarhasmyheart for surviving today she did well

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Brynne Rao has a pet and its her sourdough starter pass the message on

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screaming crying throwing up playing call it what you want x out of the woods on the piano no I am not okay love like that does not exist

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running for my health ❌ running from my problems ✅

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I was told this one that I’d written was actually good so… here ya go 😁 (it’s about all the best friends I’ve ever had and how I can’t keep them)

The Tragedy Of Distance- August 7th, 2024

The tragedy of distance is just that

I want to buy groceries with you

And laugh in the car after getting drenched in the rain with you

And if you came back after six years and sat in my kitchen

All I’d do is cut up a watermelon and ask how was that summer camp you went to

The tragedy of distance is you’re seven walking minutes away

But you didn’t think twice before you left me on the altar steps

Wondering if I’d ever be good enough for you

Picking up the pieces of your unmedicated mess

The tragedy of distance is I love you and you’re miles away

You’re a song and another song and another song and you’re so out of range

I’ll look for you in every baseline and chord change

If only you could shoot me a text my way

The tragedy of distance is you’re right here in my arms,

As I write this poem you would read like a song

You’re right here, ear against my heart

And yet you talk about another girl like you two can never be apart

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someone just said that I’m cute and remind them of the Lover album so um don’t mind me I’ll be bawling my eyes out for the next three to five business days

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HE TRIED TO GET ME ON THERE TOOOOO

WHY'D MY EX TRY TO GET ME ON SNAPCHAT BROTHER EUGHHH