#aru shah incorrect quotes

[ssj2hindudude]

"I call myself Spider-Man. Not because I have spider powers, but because for some ungodly reason, the writers just love to make me suffer as much as possible..."

-Karna

[mxnkeydo]

the guy loves you aru what else is he gonna do

[blujaishah]

Rudy and Takshaka would play video games together

@ssj2hindudude

[cyanide-sodapop]

Aru: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

Aiden: I-you know what, okay

[ssj2hindudude]

...girl booped him so hard the headboard disappeared.

Bro needs revenge:

Aru: WOULD YOU STOP DOING THAT, IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING

Aiden, standing in the corner menacingly: yOu WaNtEd Me To Be AwAkE, sHaH

Aru, pulling the pillow over her face: I don't care if you boop me, kiss me, or punch me. Just do it and go to sleep!

Today Aiden woke up to Aru standing over his bed like a sleep paralysis demon. And got booped. I feel it

[eris--goddess-of-chaos]

Kaz: a Crow must be so precise and so skilled that they can separate a shadow from its host! They can grab the wind! They are as swift as - Jesper: A river! Nina: With the force of a great typhoooooon! Jesper: With all the strength of a raging fiiiiiire - Matthias: STOP SINGING MULAN!

[ssj2hindudude]

Multicultural death kid slumber party

Mini: So, wait. We're ALL children of death?

Hazel: Well, technically Hades is the god OF the dead while Thanatos is actual death. But yeah.

Nico: Plus, as my sister here shows, he's also got control over underground including gemstones

Mini: Ok, noted. My godly parent's also got some range too as the god of justice.

Hazel: Neat! Sounds like Athena. Annabeth should hear about this.

Nico: Eh, more like Themis, really.

Waltnubis: Do I even count if I'm just fused with a god and not the son of one?

Hazel: Annabeth says she owes Sadie a favor, but we would've invited you anyway.

Nico: I'm surprised we didn't invite Magnus and his friends. They're all dead, after all.

Mini: Yeah, but they're not in control of it. If any of them were, say, a child of Hel-

*Hazel screams*

*Nico brandishes his sword*

*Mini pulls out DeeDee*

Waltnubis: What's wrong?!?

Hazel: THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY SLEEPING BAG!

Mini: A sna- 😡 RUDRA OF NAGA-LOKA!

Rudy, popping out: Hello, my queen. Nice night, isn't it?

Mini: What are you doing here?!?

Rudy: We were lonely and wanted to check up on you guys!

Mini: We?

Rudy: OW! MY ANKLE!

Nico: Is that a weasel?!?

Frank, turning human: That was for picking my girlfriend's bag instead of yours.

Hazel: Frank Zhang, what in the-

*Someone falls out of the closet*

Waltnubis, arms crossed: Sadie Kane

Sadie: Hey, this isn't my locker! That silly Duat! And for the record, Annie was NOT doing me a favor!

Nico: Great. All that's left is-

*Will falls through the ceiling and into Nico's lap*

Will: ...I guess I should tell Chiron that Hades Cabin needs renovations.

Mini: So what do we do now?

*Rudy reaches in his bag and throws a rock*

*The rock starts playing Die Young by Kesha*

*Everyone shrugs their shoulders and starts dancing*

@strawblob @queenofapeacefuldawn

[mxnkeydo]

tsk tsk aiden why so oblivious?

[cyanide-sodapop]

Aru: We have to tell her the dog died!

Aiden: No! Mini, the dog ran away.

Mini: Why?

Aru: He didn't want you to see him die!

Aiden: A R U !

Person 1: We have to tell him the dog died!

Person 2: No! Person 3, the dog ran away.

Person 3: Why?

Person 1: He didn’t want you to see him die!

Person 2: P E R S O N 1 !

[bookworm-fangirl1]

@writergracethepanda @telugu-girl-13

I made this during class a couple days ago it was a 5 minute doodle so it’s definitely not my best but I hope yall like it!

[cyanide-sodapop]

Aru: *stubs her toe* FUCK Aiden: Mind your language! Aru: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Aiden: Aru: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

[sleep-can-wait]

Mini: I did something terrible Aru: It's okay, I have a shovel Mini: Wait, what do you think I did?? Aru: It doesn't matter, no one will ever know

@dafantasyqueen @loife1m your move...

[ssj2hindudude]

Brynne, whose first instinct is to punch when she's startled: And THAT'S why you never sneak up on me when I'm lighting diyas

Aru, ghost sheet on the floor and holding her nose: YOU JUST LOST YOUR BOOP PRIVILEGES!

BOOP BOOP BITCH

[parrotxx]

Suyodhana: I'm gonna play a song for you right now Suyodhana: It's called "My life so far" Suyodhana: *Takes a breath and plays a chord* Suyodhana: *SCREAMS*

[ssj2hindudude]

Rudy: 🥹

Mini: I'm not calling you "good boy" Rudy! You nearly got yourself killed!

Rudy: 😓

[maitaiwiththecorpses]

Mini: GET ME THE ICE CUBE TRAY

Aru: … it’s empty

Mini: ITS A FUCKING WEAPON IS WHAT IT IS

Más

Brynne: tampons look tasty.

Mini: wHAT

Aru: yeah…. Like cotton candy

Y más

Aru: cute boy to your left

Brynne: oh fu-

Mini: HES TOO PRETTY HES A THREAT *throws a stapler at the boy’s head. The boy is Rudy.*

Y más.

Brynne: y’all know Aiden can hear us sometimes right

Aru: FLYING SQUIRREL YELLOW THERMOS THE FASCISTS ARE UPON US

Mini: Aru, did you visit Meth Steve’s boyfriend, Weed Gary?

HC that Aiden occasionally can overhear the Pandava mindlink, but only in the randomest situations.

please feel free to add examples itd be very funny