#aru shah incorrect quotes

[ssj2hindudude]

Multicultural death kid slumber party

Mini: So, wait. We're ALL children of death?

Hazel: Well, technically Hades is the god OF the dead while Thanatos is actual death. But yeah.

Nico: Plus, as my sister here shows, he's also got control over underground including gemstones

Mini: Ok, noted. My godly parent's also got some range too as the god of justice.

Hazel: Neat! Sounds like Athena. Annabeth should hear about this.

Nico: Eh, more like Themis, really.

Waltnubis: Do I even count if I'm just fused with a god and not the son of one?

Hazel: Annabeth says she owes Sadie a favor, but we would've invited you anyway.

Nico: I'm surprised we didn't invite Magnus and his friends. They're all dead, after all.

Mini: Yeah, but they're not in control of it. If any of them were, say, a child of Hel-

*Hazel screams*

*Nico brandishes his sword*

*Mini pulls out DeeDee*

Waltnubis: What's wrong?!?

Hazel: THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY SLEEPING BAG!

Mini: A sna- 😡 RUDRA OF NAGA-LOKA!

Rudy, popping out: Hello, my queen. Nice night, isn't it?

Mini: What are you doing here?!?

Rudy: We were lonely and wanted to check up on you guys!

Mini: We?

Rudy: OW! MY ANKLE!

Nico: Is that a weasel?!?

Frank, turning human: That was for picking my girlfriend's bag instead of yours.

Hazel: Frank Zhang, what in the-

*Someone falls out of the closet*

Waltnubis, arms crossed: Sadie Kane

Sadie: Hey, this isn't my locker! That silly Duat! And for the record, Annie was NOT doing me a favor!

Nico: Great. All that's left is-

*Will falls through the ceiling and into Nico's lap*

Will: ...I guess I should tell Chiron that Hades Cabin needs renovations.

Mini: So what do we do now?

*Rudy reaches in his bag and throws a rock*

*The rock starts playing Die Young by Kesha*

*Everyone shrugs their shoulders and starts dancing*

@strawblob @queenofapeacefuldawn

[mxnkeydo]

the guy loves you aru what else is he gonna do

[blujaishah]

Rudy and Takshaka would play video games together

@ssj2hindudude

[cyanide-sodapop]

Aru: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

Aiden: I-you know what, okay

[cyanide-sodapop]

Aru: We have to tell her the dog died!

Aiden: No! Mini, the dog ran away.

Mini: Why?

Aru: He didn't want you to see him die!

Aiden: A R U !

Person 1: We have to tell him the dog died!

Person 2: No! Person 3, the dog ran away.

Person 3: Why?

Person 1: He didn’t want you to see him die!

Person 2: P E R S O N 1 !

[eris--goddess-of-chaos]

Kaz: a Crow must be so precise and so skilled that they can separate a shadow from its host! They can grab the wind! They are as swift as - Jesper: A river! Nina: With the force of a great typhoooooon! Jesper: With all the strength of a raging fiiiiiire - Matthias: STOP SINGING MULAN!

[ssj2hindudude]

Rudy: 🥹

Mini: I'm not calling you "good boy" Rudy! You nearly got yourself killed!

Rudy: 😓

[mxnkeydo]

tsk tsk aiden why so oblivious?

[ssj2hindudude]

Brynne, whose first instinct is to punch when she's startled: And THAT'S why you never sneak up on me when I'm lighting diyas

Aru, ghost sheet on the floor and holding her nose: YOU JUST LOST YOUR BOOP PRIVILEGES!

BOOP BOOP BITCH

[cyanide-sodapop]

Aru: *stubs her toe* FUCK Aiden: Mind your language! Aru: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Aiden: Aru: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

[sleep-can-wait]

Mini: I did something terrible Aru: It's okay, I have a shovel Mini: Wait, what do you think I did?? Aru: It doesn't matter, no one will ever know

@dafantasyqueen @loife1m your move...

[telugu-girl-13]

Arielle, about Aru and Aiden: When are you guys going to start dating already?

Aru: We already are?

Arielle: What— well, then why did you threaten to ram his head into a locker if he mentioned that thing about a fountain insulting you? I still don’t understand that joke.

Aru, wincing: Just know that physical touch is my love language.

Arielle: More like physical threats.

Aru: Shush, don’t say that in front of Aiden. He hasn’t figured it out yet!

[maitaiwiththecorpses]

Mini: GET ME THE ICE CUBE TRAY

Aru: … it’s empty

Mini: ITS A FUCKING WEAPON IS WHAT IT IS

Más

Brynne: tampons look tasty.

Mini: wHAT

Aru: yeah…. Like cotton candy

Y más

Aru: cute boy to your left

Brynne: oh fu-

Mini: HES TOO PRETTY HES A THREAT *throws a stapler at the boy’s head. The boy is Rudy.*

Y más.

Brynne: y’all know Aiden can hear us sometimes right

Aru: FLYING SQUIRREL YELLOW THERMOS THE FASCISTS ARE UPON US

Mini: Aru, did you visit Meth Steve’s boyfriend, Weed Gary?

HC that Aiden occasionally can overhear the Pandava mindlink, but only in the randomest situations.

please feel free to add examples itd be very funny

[parrotxx]

Suyodhana: I'm gonna play a song for you right now Suyodhana: It's called "My life so far" Suyodhana: *Takes a breath and plays a chord* Suyodhana: *SCREAMS*

[ssj2hindudude]

Hira: I'm sorry Rudy, but you can't be a waiter in our restaurant!

Rudy: But I can sing to the customers!

Rudy: 🎶I recommend the creme bruleeeee!🎶

Brynne: 🎶I recommend that you go awaaaaay!🎶

[ssj2hindudude]

Aru: Ok, that's the warmest fuzzy bwanket and softest piwwows in the house, a hot cup of your favourite tea, and Rudy's spwecial wullaby mix pwaying softwy in the background. :3

Aiden: Shah, I know I'm an insomniac now, but I'm still well into my teens and I've seen the same war you have. I don't need to be coddled this-

Aru: 🎶Head pats🎶

*Aiden slumps submissively and makes this face as she pets him to sleep*:

Am I the only one who headcanons Aiden has trouble sleeping post NoI? Not because of the nightmares (although that would be a problem for all characters) but because of the whole Halls of Nidra thing? Like he couldn’t be able to physically sleep for a few weeks because that “death” thing messed up his sleep schedule so much.