#incorrect oc parent quote

[yandereloveraw]

Archie, comforting Y/N and his crying daughter: Now hush little baby, don't you cry. Everything's gonna be alright. Stiffen that upper lip up little lady, I told you Daddy's here to hold you through the night.

If you ask me to, Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird. I'm gonna give you the world. I'll buy a diamond ring for you, I'll sing for you. I'll do anything for you to see you smile. If that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine, I'll break that birdie's neck. I'll take the ring back to the jeweler who sold it to you, and they'll give me every karat.

☆ Lyrics from Mockingbird by Eminem

[bizarrebirds]

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[rosieshipper]

Stan: *picking up a toy phone* I’m gonna call the bogeyman

Rose: *trying to grab the phone from him while he’s dialing the numbers* No no! Call Santa!

Stan: I’m not calling Santa, I’m calling the boogeyman. Yeah eat her toes cause she’s bad

Rose: Noooo I’ve been good

Stan: Yeah. Take her fingers and toes

Rose: *starts wailing*

Ford: Really, Stanley? Must you torment her?

Stan: What? It was funny!

Tags: @astralshipper @arickaandherfictionalothers @shibasparklez @wolfofthedead

[kioneira]

"You two better have a good explanation for this..." "And i don't wanna hear excuses!"

Kids, being kids West Slavs/Marzanna (She finally has a name!) is sometimes so done with these two but their punishment will only last for two days She doesn't know how to be mad at them.

[phantom-of-the-ruckus]

Parental advice

Transcript:

Arrow pointing at a Sad Maxwell in picture one: He got ditched :( (not by Babs, his ex)

Jonathan: What's the problem, son?

Jonathan in second picture to a very concern, Maxwell reacting: Anxiety? Low-self esteem? Obsessive thought of arson? Or using fear toxin to destroy your enemies? I've been there!

This was based on this silly incorrect quote I got from perchance and loved way too much

I added the Fear Toxin for giggles as I really wanted to draw this father and son interaction

BONUS MEME!!!!

A meme because I couldn't find the actual empty template and i don't know how to draw under the subtitles hahaha

Jon *imediatlly grabing Max*: RUUUUUUN!!!!

[harveybwabbit92]

(this was before Akari told her dad about Rib the baby Gomora, She, Zero and Taiga snuck him on to M78 without informing anyone, They're hiding in Zero's room discussing what to do? 'Cos they're hiding an illegal baby kaiju in there.)

Seven, at Zero's bedroom door: Kids! I'm both respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your parent by coming in anyway!~

[Akari and Zero quickly hide Rib in Zero's closet, as Seven busts through the door much to Zero's ire.]

Zero: What the hell dad?!

Seven: Sorry, but I'm informing both you that neighborhood's Kaiju alert system detected something entering the area last night.

{Zero's closet pops open but Akari closes it.}

Akari, trying not to panic: Oh, yeah?

Seven: Yeah, so if you two go out or something keep your eyes peeled.

{The closet opens again, Zero closes it.]

Zero: Okay.

Seven: Report anything unusual.

{Closet pops open again, Akari closes it.]

Akari: Got it.

Seven: And wait for help, we don't know if this is a dangerous creature or not.

Zero: Dad...C'mon.

Seven: Look, I worry about you two and I'd like to know if my children are safe of not.

{Akari expected the closet to open again but saw Zero holding it shut, Seven seem to be done lecturing them and turn to leave but paused.]

Seven: And Zero? Fix whatever's popping that door open.

Zero, nervously: Will do.

[Once Seven was gone Zero opened the closet door and Rib rolled out and immediately started chirping in distress causing the siblings to panic.]

Zero, picking up Rib: Sorry, Lil'guy. Didn't mean to lock you up like that. but we can't exactly let our old man see you.

Zero: You probably don't understand but your species and mine don't exactly have the best of friendships. (Rib yawns, falls asleep in Zero's arms)

Akari: Looks like Rib already likes his uncle...

Seven, suddenly comes back: Oh! almost...for *Sees Rib in Zero's arm*...got...

Seven, gives Zero a scolding glare:...

Zero: Don't look at me! It's hers!

Akari: Bro!

{Didn't matter they both got the scolding of a lifetime.]

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This is what Rib sounds like.

[mishy-mashy]

Incorrect Shiki (OC) quotes

(Context: she's the coffee barista OC that Kudo saved and joined the Resistance)

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Shiki: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.

Bruce: Throw rocks at he.

Yoichi: Hot Dogs.

Kudo: Kill him.

Shiki: Thanks guys.

-

Bruce: I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two people in my entire life: Shiki, and Leader in an alleyway who I mistook for Shiki.

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All For One: I have one of your friends.

Shiki: Which one? I have seven.

All For One: The self-sacrificial, no sense of self-preservation one, that'd kill themselves for a slice of pizza.

Shiki: Which one? I have seven.

Kudo, from AFO's vestige world: HEY!!!

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Kudo: I would do anything for Yoichi.

*Later*

Kudo, atop a pile of dead bodies, choking on his own blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS.

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All For One: So, you’ve finally arrived-

All For One: Here to continue our-

All For One: I’ve been waiting for this chance-

All For One: Stop skipping my dialogue-

All For One: Seriously, stop-

All For One: INSOLENT CUR-

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Bruce: Do you want to explain the text you sent me yesterday?

Shiki: It was autocorrect.

Bruce: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Shiki: Yes.

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Yoichi: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed!

Bruce:

Bruce: I'm gonna tell him.

Shiki: Don't you dare.

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Kudo: What's wrong?

Yoichi, crying: It's just the onions.

Kudo: *picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to Yoichi?

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Shiki: Leader, we're running low on rations.

Kudo, eating a bowl of microwaved ketchup: What makes you think that?

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Bruce: How long do you think it’ll be until Shiki finally snaps and murders someone?

Kudo: I assume it already happened and no one managed to trace it back to her.

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Kudo: ARE YOU-

Banjo: Fucking.

Kudo: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Banjo: Fucking.

Kudo: IDIOT!

Nana: ... What was that?

Yoichi: Shiki-san banned Kudo from swearing, so Banjo-kun is helping him out.

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Shinomori: I'm sorry for interrupting your date

Shiki: We aren't on a date?

Shinomori:

Shinomori: *turns to Bruce*

Shinomori: I'm sorry she's too stupid to realize she's on a date with you.

Shiki: What- What does that mean? Is this a date?

Bruce: I was kinda hoping it was, yeah.

*20+ years ago*

Kudo: Have fun on your date.

Shiki: It's not a date, dude. Bruce just asked if I wanted to go to the museum with him.

Kudo: *turns to Bruce*

Kudo: Are you sure about this one? She's dumb as fuck.

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Last Dragonborn, about Marcurio: My husband tried to drop me off at my parents’ house when we were driving back from the airport after our honeymoon because he had forgotten that we were, in fact, married and now lived in the same house.

[harveywritings92]

[Ghost after catching his niece walking around outside of the safehouse at 2am.]

Ghost: What are you doing out of the house at this hour? Five words or less.

Lux: Out. For. A. Walk... Bitch.

[flickys-courage-club]

Cinnamon: Uh... Y'know what? I don't have the imagination for this. We will be taking this innocent child with us, and you will never bother us again.

Member of Wendell's pack: What? No absolutely not! We made a verbal agreement—

Cinnamon: Mister. [Brandishing an upside-down slingshot.] You better back the heck down, or We will tell the police you have been illegally setting up traps and cameras on private property! [Drops the slingshot.]

Member of Wendell's pack: I won't let you take away my boss’ head trophy. I'm the henchman here!

Cinnamon: Yeah. [Takes out a gun from her handbag, aiming it square at Jacob.] A lot of bad guys say that.

[Cinnamon shoots at the wolf. Cuts to outside of the shack where it is currently raining. Cinnamon, Piperita and Bunitty are walking out of the building, Piperita placing his jacket on Bunitty's shoulders.]

Bunitty: Is it okay to leave that evil wolf in there?

Piperita: He'll be fine.

[Cut to Wendell's shack where one of his members sits in Bunitty's former cage, dead.]

Piperita: He can use the time for some self-reflection.

[loosesodamarble]

Nacht: Vivian's seeming inability to emote properly worries me. Josele: I'm starting to wonder if it's my fault. Like fate decided to pass along some trace effects of my old curse. The Faust children: CURSE?!

[sammys-magical-au]

Leia: Han… I love you.

Han: … I know…

Ben, randomly popping up on the other side of the room: WOW.

Leia, whipping around faster than Anakin when someone mentions sand: BEN!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Jinn, popping up beside Ben: we followed you guys. Duh.

Leia: well we didn’t WANT to be followed!

Jinn: why? You guys makin’ out?

Leia: SHUT UP JINN.

Ben: can we go back to the fact that Han just responded to a love confession with “I know”?

Jinn: well it’s not like Renny and Papa were open with their feelings as soon as this, but… that was grim.

Leia: BOTH OF YOU. OUT. NOW.

Ben: why? What are you doing that we can’t be here for?

Leia: BENJAMINA.

Jinn: ooh, she used your full name. Too bad she’s not our parent.

Leia: I will tell Uncle Obi-Wan and Auncle Nelli that you two followed us here if you don’t leave right now, I’m serious.

Ben: but they know we’re on Bespin. They’re here with us. They brought us here to look for you guys.

Leia: *infuriated silence*

Jinn: should we have led with that?

Ben: nah. It’s funnier this way.

[rosieshipper]

Stan: Leave me alone baby

Rose: *looking mildly sad as she’s curled up inside Ford’s old lab coat*

Stan: *immediately bursts into tears and scoops her up in his arms* You’re my baby! You’re my baby and I love you so much!😭😭

Alternatively

Stan: I never understood why people care so much about their dumb kids. Until I got a dumb kid myself *picks up Rose*

Stan: I’ve only known Rose for a day and a half, but if anything were to happen to her, I would kill everyone in this town and then myself

Tags: @astralshipper @arickaandherfictionalothers @shibasparklez @wolfofthedead

[blues-of-randomness]

Smiling critters as Dylan hollis qoutes/moments (Ft oc's)

Kickin Chicken: is my clock dead? *drops it trying to get it down and it shatters on the floor* ....it is now

Craftycorn: When in doubt, triangles

Bobby: Now I've never made a date cream before....*Realizes* I MEAN I'VE NEVER COOKED A DATE CREAM BEFORE!

Catnap: *Something falls* *flinch* I think I've summoned something...

Dogday: Ay señor, pesadilla total en la cocina (Translation: Oh lord, total nightmare in the kitchen.)

Hoppy: Atleast it's hot garbage.

Picky Piggy: SO. MUCH. POWEDR! Reminds me of my summers in columbia..

Bubba bubbaphant: so the liver is an organ with collects and filters all the toxins from an animal throughout there lifetime so why we prance about and EAT IT is beyond me

Mia Constrictor: Well not really but you wouldn't wanna get them angry, they have Kangaroo's

Kokoala: If i have to beat anything else in this recipe I'm gonna be charged with domestic violence.

Wishkit: you know what hurts more than a knife, Mr. Onion? Rejection.

Polaris: now we finally chop up an apple of our choosing. I chose this one...to die

Cottage squeaks: This is from 1938, it's only electrocuted me twice

Blanc Squeaks: Am i really about to have ice cream for breakfast? It's destiny.

Brie Squeaks: Honey, you can't dilute a war crime!

Gouda Squeaks: Don't feed to much to grandpa he wpn't make it down the stairs.

Stilton Squeaks: This is why we don't perform labotomies anymore

Roquefort Squeaks: Either chocolate fixes everything or this is alchemy.

Tetilla Squeaks: *speaking to a younge Bubba* Welcome to the world. It's awful.

Lambert squeaks: I'm a fool not an idiot.

[lunarninja613]

Bellatrix: We've only had Jinx and Wynnie for a day and a half...

Crosshair: But if anything happened to them, we would kill everyone in this room and then ourselves.

[melethir]

Seryu: Bláithín is at that very special age where a girl only has one thing on her mind.

Kurome, already practising her ‚If you hurt my daughter‘ speech: Boys?

Seryu, wiping tears from her eyes: Homicide. And I'm so proud of her.