foolilazuli · 3 months ago
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Do you think Germany has a lot anxiety about his brother dying one day, since the country of Prussia doesn’t exist anymore
Prussia: It might rain soon, I can feel it in my knees (or whatever other things old people say)
Germany, trying to hold back tears: Stop that, you’re not old. You still have more years in you!
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France : They don’t make them like me no more. I’m the last of my kind.
England : Thank god.
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thirdlotusprince3 · 7 months ago
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Britain: We call that a traumatic event.
Britain, turning to Canada: Not a "typical tuesday."
Britain, to New Zealand: Not "it is what it is."
Britain, to Sealand: Not a "bruh moment"
Britain, turning to America: Not a "major L."
Britain, turning to Australia: And definitely not an "oof lmao."
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coralcatsea · 2 months ago
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-two husbands in bed together-
Alfred: Hey, wanna go to a haunted house this Halloween?
Arthur: What's wrong with the one we live in?
Alfred: WHAT?!
Arthur: Good night, love.
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marsinoff · 4 months ago
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Prussia: Describe me in 5 words. Lithuania: You fucking piece of shit.
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acrack-ontitan · 1 month ago
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Just some twitter memes I edited with Hetalia. This time with Romano.
You will find all my other videos & edits under the hashtag: acrackontitan video edits
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kioneira · 10 months ago
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"Can i have my glasses back?"
"No way"
I have an headcanon that they own together some nice small flat and share it as a way to be just Erzsébet and Roderich, not Austria and Hungary.
It would be somewhere in the middle, so it's both close to Vienna and Budapest. They would have it for a long time and it's only for them, some really close friends know about it but besides that no one else, no bosses or people who knows them as Countries.
Their neighbors are probably some older couples that would be surprise cus "Why such young couple lives so far away from big city?"
Little do they know
But even so they would ADORE them
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While listening to some music a song called "In Our Bedroom after the War" started playing and OH LORD It's so them.
Also Hozier's song
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jwdoodles · 10 months ago
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Lithuania: Romano, please keep an eye on America today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.
Romano: Sure, I'd love to see America get punched.
Lithuania:
Lithuania: Try again.
Romano:
Romano: I will stop America from getting punched.
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unhonestlymirror · 7 months ago
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Lithuania: Oh my god, you make tea in a microwave???
America: Bro, you literally eat fresh cucumbers covered in honey. Shut up.
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irithnova · 1 year ago
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Mongolia literally minding his own business: ...
China: You think wearing glasses makes you civilised now?
Mongolia: ...I NEED THEM?
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England : You didn’t happen to bring any tea, did you?
America : *handing him a thermos* Cream and sugar.
England : Thank you so much! *drinks*
England : …
England : Is this just cream and sugar?
America : That’s what I said.
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thirdlotusprince3 · 8 months ago
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Germany: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Japan: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital
Germany: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.
Japan: but I heard a siren.
Germany: That was Italy screaming.
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coralcatsea · 8 months ago
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"If Alfred thinks he can just bat his pretty blue eyes at me and get whatever he wants, he's absolutely right."
—Arthur, probably
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marsinoff · 5 months ago
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Poland: Relationships should be 50/50. Estonia: What do you mean? Poland: Tolys cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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maplesunflowers · 2 years ago
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Matthew: *Comes home from a G8 meeting and immediately cuddles up with Katyusha who is laying on the couch, burying his head into her chest*
Katyusha: Do you want to talk about what happened at the meeting today?
Matthew: *muffled* Nuh uh.
Katyusha: Do you want to just keep your face buried between my tits?
Matthew: *still muffled* Uh huh.
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rottenappleinthebox · 6 months ago
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US/European countries: I didn't know the Argentinian accent was so nice to hear
Other Hispanic countries: It is pretty nice, but Colombian accent sweeps
Argentina: What the fuck are you guys on about?? Rioplatense accent is the most annoying shit ever
Uruguay, with the same accent: Agreed
Argentina: See??
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