#incorrect hetalia quotes

[thirdlotusprince3]

America : if women...

Canada :

America : ... are supposed to be in the kitchen...

Canada : ... go on...

America : ... then why is it called "cooking" and not "cooqueen" ?

Canada : you are a fool... you are a fool and I'm calling the police immediately to have you arrested. because you cannot- I've told you before-

[foolilazuli]

Do you think Germany has a lot anxiety about his brother dying one day, since the country of Prussia doesn’t exist anymore

Prussia: It might rain soon, I can feel it in my knees (or whatever other things old people say)

Germany, trying to hold back tears: Stop that, you’re not old. You still have more years in you!

[marsinoff]

Prussia: Describe me in 5 words. Lithuania: You fucking piece of shit.

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

England : You didn’t happen to bring any tea, did you?

America : *handing him a thermos* Cream and sugar.

England : Thank you so much! *drinks*

England : …

England : Is this just cream and sugar?

America : That’s what I said.

[bookneat]

Alfred: Dude, I didn’t know Bach wrote the Dracula theme song!

Roderich: *feeling the life quickly leave his body* you know what, yes he did. The film makers time travelled to commission it

[coralcatsea]

"If Alfred thinks he can just bat his pretty blue eyes at me and get whatever he wants, he's absolutely right."

—Arthur, probably

[cryptophasia-nabros]

England: America, do you even know them?!

America: No but in da clerb, we all fam.

England: What?

Canada: In da clerb, we all fam.

England: I don't...

Twins (in unison): In the club, we are all family!

America: Geez, what are you, racist?

[tsukikitty]

Luciano, deadpan: I am the pasta guardian, Guardian of the pasta

Flavio, joyfully: Italians quiver before him!

Luciano, annoyed: Fuck off!

[unhonestlymirror]

America: How do you elect your presidents? I also want to have someone reliable, who won't leave me in shambles.

Ukraine: Oh, if all the options are equally shit, just pick the one who's the funniest. 😁

*a year later*

Ukraine: This is NOT what I meant!!!!

[acrack-ontitan]

Just some twitter memes I edited with Hetalia. This time with Romano.

You will find all my other videos & edits under the hashtag: acrackontitan video edits

[thirdlotusprince3]

Canada: England is choking, I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn’t working.

America: Turn it upside down and use the 6!

Canada: Genius!

England: *stops choking momentarily*

[marsinoff]

Estonia, very sleepy: I'm suuuuuper tired. I think I'll stay up for another 5-24 hours. *24 hours later* Belarus: That's why he's dead. Lithuania and Latvia: Daaaaamn.

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

France : They don’t make them like me no more. I’m the last of my kind.

England : Thank god.

[coralcatsea]

-two husbands in bed together-

Alfred: Hey, wanna go to a haunted house this Halloween?

Arthur: What's wrong with the one we live in?

Alfred: WHAT?!

Arthur: Good night, love.

[kioneira]

"Can i have my glasses back?"

"No way"

I have an headcanon that they own together some nice small flat and share it as a way to be just Erzsébet and Roderich, not Austria and Hungary.

It would be somewhere in the middle, so it's both close to Vienna and Budapest. They would have it for a long time and it's only for them, some really close friends know about it but besides that no one else, no bosses or people who knows them as Countries.

Their neighbors are probably some older couples that would be surprise cus "Why such young couple lives so far away from big city?"

Little do they know

But even so they would ADORE them

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While listening to some music a song called "In Our Bedroom after the War" started playing and OH LORD It's so them.

Also Hozier's song

[jwdoodles]

Lithuania: Romano, please keep an eye on America today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.

Romano: Sure, I'd love to see America get punched.

Lithuania:

Lithuania: Try again.

Romano:

Romano: I will stop America from getting punched.