#hetalia hcs

[jnjzksekfjvn]

he looks like a sperm cell

[pfpanimes]

⌕ hetalia: axis powers • lithuania.

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[kioneira]

"Play something for me"

"Anything?"

"Anything."

"Liszt it is then." Sometimes when no one looked they could have their sweet moments like this. He would only learn how to play some of the Liszt's compositions for her but every time someone asked why Roderich would just pretend that it was just for himself when in truth it was so she could feel closer to home. --- Look! my parents

[justtterra]

my headcanons on aph gerita in 2025!!

• Germany carries a small photo of Italy in her jacket pocket.Italy is doing the same thing with a photo of Germany, but they both don't know about it.

• Every February 14th, Germany leaves a bouquet of red roses on Italy's doorstep.

• When Germany is too busy, Italy feeds his dogs.And to Germany's surprise, Italy doesn't feed Germany’s dogs pasta.

• If the meeting takes place in Rome, Germany spends the night at Italy's house, and vice versa.

• Italy and Germany often walk around Rome together, and Romano, as a genius, does his best to hinder them:He spreads the banana skins and arrives at the most important moments.

• Italy is trying to combine Italian and German dishes for the sake of interest.Sometimes it turns out very tasty, and sometimes not..Germany scolds Italy for ruining food.

• Italy likes to paint Germany, but doesn't tell him about it.

• They installed a lock on the Milvio Bridge in Rome.A metal lock with two ribbons: one ribbon is the Italian flag, and the other is the German flag.

[married-to-google-translater]

Maybe Canada being ok and then slowly but surely becoming yandere as time goes on🤔

This is good idea~ I should make Yandere Canada headcanon

Yandere Canada

Canada would be a clingy, slightly obsessive, and manipulative Yandere.

Your relationship would start out surprisingly normal.

Mathew would fall in love with you because you noticed him.

He would be used to being ignored by others.

This is why Mathew would become very attached to you.

At first it would be sweet and your relationship would be normal.

However, Mathew doesn't like sharing your attention...

He would start isolating you little by little.

Why would you want to spend time with others when you have a loving boyfriend?

When I was with him, Mathew would be quite gentle.

Oh but unfortunately it's not all rosy in this relationship.

Mathew is the absolute king of gaslighting.

He would make it seem like it was your fault or that you were overreacting.

Mathew might also resort to passive aggressiveness.

He would definitely hate to give you physical punishment.

Mathew would really try to avoid it but sometimes you don't leave him a choice...

Usually he would just lock you in a room alone for hours.

He would always be sorry after punishments...

Hopefully next time you would just listen to him~

[forkbirtuna]

Since Ludwig is sometimes depicted wearing glasses, I like to think that the reason why he furrows his eyebrows so much is because he's squinting and just trying to see without his glasses, because wearing them all the time can get inconvenient in some situations

[ask-nyc-boroughs]

Early Appalachian frontiersman Alfred in buckskin circa 1790- 1810s. I’m trying to figure out how to paint like NC Wyeth digitally (so lol the background is Wyeth’s).

Gonna ramble a bit about my nor’easter au and Alfred below the cut

Following the American Revolution, Alfred is immediately sent out to squash any rebellions (like whiskey rebellion) and to partake in wars against Indigenous nations like the Cherokee. I’ll save a discussion about the Cherokee wars for another time because that’ll take a long time to explain + I’m still working on my Cherokee oc and I need to understand Cherokee history and perspective more before I go forward with talking about this topic.

Now the many of the east coast states are older than Alfred, and they mostly supported him during the revolution because they thought he’d be easy to control given at the time of the revolution he wasn’t tied down as any colony or city. However, he was a New Englander and very obviously so

He was once Plymouth colony and he grew up alongside his cousin Henry/Massachusetts, but by the time the revolution occurred, his status was unclear and he was simply living with his cousin (who’s his earliest and most fierce supporter) .

These states operated like countries and part of why the had the revolution was to continue to self-govern and maintain their regional cultures. It’s also part of why the federal government initially was rather weak. Given Alfred’s closeness to his cousin, and his very staunch New England identity, I think the states would be hesitant over a strong New England national control. And so I think they especially Jennie/NY & Rich/Virginia encouraged Alfred to leave his cousin for a while, and partake in military campaigns (+ he was good at battle).

Also Alfred was like 14, and I don’t think he’s ever been the type to sit down and do paperwork. Honestly he was always a bad student, who was far more interested in the outdoors, horses, sailing and hunting. While he won the war, and he was fine with being head of state, he still didn’t 1) have confidence in himself to make non-military related decisions 2) he just wasn’t mentally ready to take on the responsibilities and was fine deferring it to his states like Jennie, Rich, or Henry to figure out matters that weren’t military related. He was irresponsible and it would come back to bite him in the ass during the Civil War.

Alfred on a personal level it was probably good for him to get away from his overly critical cousin who can be overbearing, but also so he would get more experience to deeply get to know his states.

Also Alfred, growing up in New England, he was a little ball of rage as a kid and he has a difficult time managing his emotions. He wasn’t exactly the personable seemingly fun loving Alfred of the present. Not that he couldn’t crack a joke, but ok I’m not from New England, but in the northeast I find we’re rather cynical, un-filtered and sarcastic and tbh kind of asssholes in the way we have fun and in our humor. That’s how he was, which is like fine unless you’re trying to appeal to the rest of the nation lol which he would have to

I think his time spent in Appalachia and the south did help him learn more about his other states especially Maisie/ North Carolina. But also helped him learn more how to let go some of this intense New England rage, and how to better control his emotions. But also let loose in a way that isn’t so dark and cynical. Also I think this helped him slowly learn how to speak with less of a New England specific accent

He was also able to observe states like Rich and Carl/ South Carolina and gain an understanding of how being able to control your emotions, can help control your image and how others perceive you. So these are the origins of how he slowly began to shape and become at least in public this overly friendly happy go lucky Alfred.

I’ll save a discussion about his interactions with the Appalachian states more explicitly another time I’m just tired😴 fr rn

[goldammerchen]

i think hetalia bosses would like to show the nation-people under their charge to other bosses, like showing your pet. "[country] come here, and don't say or do anything stupid". monarchs would be the most likely to ask to see heta-people: "[country] met my ancestors", so you can have presidents/prime ministers [etc] calling their pet nation for stupid reasons.

[bynickmunguia]

Hetalia headcanons for my comfort himbo:

⭐️He’s a Coast to Coast AM fan

⭐️Guy’s been to almost every Contact In The Desert since it’s Inception.

⭐️because US dot Gov is Just Like That™️, he’s not allowed to outright tell anyone he’s actually fr the United States of America. Thus the civilian name is heavily encouraged and on all his official documents. This isn’t a hard and fast rule, and it depends on the administration.

⭐️this unofficial rule is absolutely taken as a secret identity thing. (this headcannon makes me upset and idk why i have it tbh)

⭐️ there is, in fact, a group of conspiracy theorists that try to prove he exists. they have a fox Mulder//lone gunmen kind of relationship, but he doesn’t like getting super attached to regular people.

⭐️ he’s got a place to crash in every state. But he mostly hangs in NYC, DC, and LA.

⭐️he works under all branches of government! And judges people in positions of power. It reflects the general sentiment of the American population….. he’s got a lot of feelings on MTG and Pelosi….

⭐️he’s got a bunch of mugs for every national park and has the stickers on the hydroflask. Goes camping every chance he gets!!

⭐️ he actually speak pretty decent Spanish! He does have his own dialect tho and that causes some confusion with the LatAm nations. They make fun of him for it a lot but it’s mostly with affection. Mostly. However, they do all collectively shit on Spain when the conversation of “correct” Spanish creeps up.

⭐️ he runs away to MX’s house when things get heated at home. MX boots him out every time. CAN does the same thing tho….. they’re actually really similar countries in certain regards.

⭐️ ya know how he actually secretly admires CAN a lot but doesn’t express it much?? Same with MX. loves his work ethic, food, music, climate, and ability to take hardships in stride. He still feels bad about the MexAm war (it was super unpopular irl).

[thelittleprinceconfirmed]

Seeing things

[jnjzksekfjvn]

oh wow i post

[hearts4shadow]

(well, sort of dark themes..)

🌀 V3RY LAZY S/O IV4N BRAGINSK1 HCS!! 🦔

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H3LLOH3LLO!!! het4lia is fry1ng my br4in and russ1a has replaced my sc4ra obs3ssion, soo h3re are sum very l4zy iv4n hcs!! ^J^

ivan was very nervous at first in your relationship, since he’s used to being ignored or avoided, he didn’t expect to have such luck to have a partner, so unlike his “intimidating” persona, he’ll try his absolute best to make you happy!

my russian bbg is very insecure abt himself, like his personality, weight, etc. so whenever you kiss the tip of his nose or snuggle close against his belly bro will go:

autistic. will not elaborate.

his special interest is probably horror and gory themes, or either something related to those, my guy will walk up to you in the middle of the night when you’re trying to sleep and say sum shit like: “..did you know the human head stays conscious after being decapitated?? :D”

the typa guy to stay up all night with you watching those weird-ass sonic.exe videos, he finds the creepypasta funny for some reason

he LOVES gurokawaii fashion, so if you happen to be harajuku, he will gladly go out matching with you

still on the topic of harajuku, he’s gonna buy you loads of accessories randomly outta nowhere, and if you give him some in exchange like eye-shaped hairpins, he will wear that every single day, to the world meetings, to go to sleep, he will wear that to his own FUNERAL.

when he’s out for work, he’ll randomly send you pics of him with some random ass bears he finds in the woods, and may or may not lure one over to your house so you guys can raise it together, like bro you are NOT william afton 😭🙏

last but not least, he’s very obsessed with you. his whole life he was always ignored, left out, always left alone even if he didn’t want it. so the moment you stepped into his life, he saw you as a god/goddess, a blessing that the deities have given to him, so, as expected, he stalks you and manipulate you into staying with him forever, he’ll whisper out sweet lies into your ear such as “what if [insert your enemy’s name here] suddenly finds you?” or “but don’t you wanna stay with me? it’s so dangerous outside!”, but those are hcs for another day, just know you belong to mother russia, and no one else.

gOD 1M SO TIR3D, anyw4ys as always, ty 4 r3ading, lmk if u guyz w4nt mor3! baib4ii!! :mischievousahhface:

t4gs (ignore)

[kioneira]

Learning about the Polish situation after the partitions is so funny because you learn that after one of the Uprisings when everything from language to culture got banned in the Prussian part of the Annexation, (it got banned everywhere but let's ignore that for a moment) some Germans started to get interested in that because "why is it banned"?

And I just imagine the situation where poor Gilbert is just sitting in his study or just some office space doing paperwork maybe, and teenager Ludwig just comes in and is like:

Ludwig/Germany "I wanna learn Polish"

Gilbert/Prussia "You what now?"

It's the greatest revenge of Feliks.

[justtterra]

my headcanons on aph germany🇩🇪 in 2025

• Ludwig is a huge fan of Rammstein, and buys up all the merch with this band, goes to all their concerts,and sometimes bring Prussia too.

• He uses a 9-in-1 shampoo that includes:conditioner,shaving foam,toothpaste,dishwashing detergent,machine oil,shower gel,shoe polish,liquid soap and shampoo.Even after such a mixture, his hair looks gorgeous.

• One day during Oktoberfest, being drunk, he stood on the table and tore his shirt.Since then,Italy at the request of Germany, always accompanied him to Oktoberfests in order to control the situation.(its happened again)

• He burned his military uniform from the Second World War.In his pocket he carries a small fragment of the Berlin Wall - very small, but infinitely significant.He hates the past, but understands that the best thing he can do is to prevent it from happening again.

• He works late and sometimes falls asleep at his desk.If Prussia visits him, Prussia takes him to the bed, but if it's Italy, he covers him with a blanket and puts a pillow under his head.

•He has two framed photographs on his shelf: one of himself, in Italy and Japan, and the other at the Oktoberfest with Prussia.As you get closer, you can see how clean the framed photos are: Germany constantly wipes them and makes sure that the photos are in perfect condition.

[married-to-google-translater]

Yandere male Belarus?

Yandere Belarus (Male)

You would probably be his sibling lol

Belarus would be a really clingy and obsessed yandere.

NOTHING would be enough to keep him out of the blue.

It feels like you spend every waking moment together.

Belarus really does not hide his feelings for you.

As soon as he falls in love with you, it would be clear who you belong to.

If you don't like him too bad.

Belarus would happily scare everyone away from you.

If someone defied him... well torture would be the solution :3

Soon you will have no one but him.

Belarus wouldn't exactly kidnap you.

However, in your situation, there is not much to celebrate.

If you ever tried to leave him Belarus would make you come back.

He would be frighteningly good with mental manipulation.

Another thing he would be good at would be threatening your family~

Punishments could be sadistic depending on what rule you broke.

If you tried to get help, be prepared that you won't be able to walk for a while.

(There are many ways to take this, but none of them are comfortable. )

[chicken-nugge]

random hetalia moment but i seriously wonder how much significance the nations play in the modern world (in terms of appearances or meetings with organisations)

like, are there UN delegates in this world or are the NPs the delegates? if there are separate delegates, what is the significance of the meetings that all nations go to?

i’d like to think that despite having separate delegates for international organisations, there are also some things that only NPs are required to attend. this specifically for cases of the ICJ

since the ICJ only considers nations as the subject in cases, then the NPs HAVE to represent themselves as they are the ones called into court

it would be seriously funny with the non-security threat cases (specifically border issues or fisheries) where it ends with two nations fighting it out on the court because one seized the other’s fishing vessel