#hetalia hcs

[kioneira]

"Play something for me"

"Anything?"

"Anything."

"Liszt it is then." Sometimes when no one looked they could have their sweet moments like this. He would only learn how to play some of the Liszt's compositions for her but every time someone asked why Roderich would just pretend that it was just for himself when in truth it was so she could feel closer to home. --- Look! my parents

[jnjzksekfjvn]

wow...💔

[forkbirtuna]

Since Ludwig is sometimes depicted wearing glasses, I like to think that the reason why he furrows his eyebrows so much is because he's squinting and just trying to see without his glasses, because wearing them all the time can get inconvenient in some situations

[yawujin]

could I possibly request general romano relationship hcs? i love that italian

yess i love him too 💞 here you go !!

{ request } romano relationship headcanons 💭 ₊˚⊹

type • platonic relationship , romantic relationship , cute , light hearted , short read , romano is a (secret) sweetheart

friendship ♥︎

lots of times where he just rants about things that interest him or make him mad. it's either-or really. he just wants to have someone there listening to him so he knows he's not being ignored or something

he likes to go on runs with his friend, having so much energy being bottled up inside of him for too long can cause him to be irritable (same)

during hangouts at night, he'll like to find a park with a view that overlooks the city, and watch the skyline. him and his friend will have conversations about whatever pops into their minds-the sun gradually setting, leaving the sky painted an orangey-pink color :)

his favorite thing is when he invites his friend to the beach on a day where the sun is out and blazing but the wind is just cool enough to keep them from melting lol. he always feels happier on those days, making the conversation they would have with him extra lighthearted.

relationship ♥︎

cares for his partner in small ways that might go unnoticed. ie: throwing that pile of laundry in the washing machine on a day that they just can't. wrapping a blanket around them after they've passed out from doing a late night's work. purposely leaving one last slice of pizza or a few last spoonfuls of gelato. romano definitely cares more than he lets on

it'll take him a while to open up to his partner but once he does, he slowly but surely starts revealing more of what his insecurites and fears are. ofc he won't dump all of them onto his partner at first but, just the little things.

he def does that thing where he pretends to yawn and reaches an arm over his partner's shoulder to hold them

he also purposely sits super close to them so he can fall asleep on them when they sit together on the sofa late at night. his idea of these types of romantic things is a bit cliché, comical even, but it is really cute.

[ask-nyc-boroughs]

Early Appalachian frontiersman Alfred in buckskin circa 1790- 1810s. I’m trying to figure out how to paint like NC Wyeth digitally (so lol the background is Wyeth’s).

Gonna ramble a bit about my nor’easter au and Alfred below the cut

Following the American Revolution, Alfred is immediately sent out to squash any rebellions (like whiskey rebellion) and to partake in wars against Indigenous nations like the Cherokee. I’ll save a discussion about the Cherokee wars for another time because that’ll take a long time to explain + I’m still working on my Cherokee oc and I need to understand Cherokee history and perspective more before I go forward with talking about this topic.

Now the many of the east coast states are older than Alfred, and they mostly supported him during the revolution because they thought he’d be easy to control given at the time of the revolution he wasn’t tied down as any colony or city. However, he was a New Englander and very obviously so

He was once Plymouth colony and he grew up alongside his cousin Henry/Massachusetts, but by the time the revolution occurred, his status was unclear and he was simply living with his cousin (who’s his earliest and most fierce supporter) .

These states operated like countries and part of why the had the revolution was to continue to self-govern and maintain their regional cultures. It’s also part of why the federal government initially was rather weak. Given Alfred’s closeness to his cousin, and his very staunch New England identity, I think the states would be hesitant over a strong New England national control. And so I think they especially Jennie/NY & Rich/Virginia encouraged Alfred to leave his cousin for a while, and partake in military campaigns (+ he was good at battle).

Also Alfred was like 14, and I don’t think he’s ever been the type to sit down and do paperwork. Honestly he was always a bad student, who was far more interested in the outdoors, horses, sailing and hunting. While he won the war, and he was fine with being head of state, he still didn’t 1) have confidence in himself to make non-military related decisions 2) he just wasn’t mentally ready to take on the responsibilities and was fine deferring it to his states like Jennie, Rich, or Henry to figure out matters that weren’t military related. He was irresponsible and it would come back to bite him in the ass during the Civil War.

Alfred on a personal level it was probably good for him to get away from his overly critical cousin who can be overbearing, but also so he would get more experience to deeply get to know his states.

Also Alfred, growing up in New England, he was a little ball of rage as a kid and he has a difficult time managing his emotions. He wasn’t exactly the personable seemingly fun loving Alfred of the present. Not that he couldn’t crack a joke, but ok I’m not from New England, but in the northeast I find we’re rather cynical, un-filtered and sarcastic and tbh kind of asssholes in the way we have fun and in our humor. That’s how he was, which is like fine unless you’re trying to appeal to the rest of the nation lol which he would have to

I think his time spent in Appalachia and the south did help him learn more about his other states especially Maisie/ North Carolina. But also helped him learn more how to let go some of this intense New England rage, and how to better control his emotions. But also let loose in a way that isn’t so dark and cynical. Also I think this helped him slowly learn how to speak with less of a New England specific accent

He was also able to observe states like Rich and Carl/ South Carolina and gain an understanding of how being able to control your emotions, can help control your image and how others perceive you. So these are the origins of how he slowly began to shape and become at least in public this overly friendly happy go lucky Alfred.

I’ll save a discussion about his interactions with the Appalachian states more explicitly another time I’m just tired😴 fr rn

[goldammerchen]

i think hetalia bosses would like to show the nation-people under their charge to other bosses, like showing your pet. "[country] come here, and don't say or do anything stupid". monarchs would be the most likely to ask to see heta-people: "[country] met my ancestors", so you can have presidents/prime ministers [etc] calling their pet nation for stupid reasons.

[fanficfish]

idk if i ever posted this but

Why Canada is Actually Jacked

Ramble time!

Canada can withstand MULTIPLE America punches. America is canonically Buff Guy. He's the most jacked of all jacked, he's a superpower, he can drag a car around for an hour no sweat, he probably run marathons for warmups. He could swing a bison around at age barely-old-enough-to-function. His punches have to hurt (and his hugs must be amazing).

Canada could handle having America throw a baseball at warp speed into his face, then handles several MORE of those. Those things would probably kill a person if American threw like that at anyone else. Or at least cause more then just A LIGHT BRUISE. Someone did calculations and figured America could probably carry some dang heavy stuff and have some ridiculously high strength threshold.

Which actually might be why America dares to throw so hard with Canada. He knows the guy can handle it.

Also Canada probably had to reinforce his doors so America wouldn't break them when barging in. But clearly it's worked out.

Also should I mentioned Canada canonically eats as much as America? Both resemble each other enough that Canada has to put that calorie dump somewhere....only natural he's probably in America's little workout boot camp. Makes sense, they do a lot of stuff together both IRL and in Hetaliaverse. Pretty sure I heard something about military cross exercises?

Canada is lugging a polar bear around. A polar bear that can grow bigger then Russia.

Also he's Canada. Lumberjacks, rugged dudes with beards and poutine.

And don't forget: he's never lost a war, has the 2nd-largest amount of land, and has done well considering he probably also deals with General Winter and has to deal with America on a near-daily basis.

so tldr: canada buff he's just hiding it and probably is one of few characters that stand a chance against America in a test your strength machine challenge.

EDIT: I was reminded today that Canada once slammed a door in America's face and managed to kepe him out after the Revolutionary War. again, America would probably break most doors. Strong people don't always notice their strength- i have a friend who works iut regularly and her musical atule is very much on the heavh side and she's shorter then a lot of other people in our area so i doubt her heavier playing style comes from body mass alone.

canada is able, even when they're young, to hold off a desperate America.

also also he took Cuba hits which aren't as had but if he's getitng beat ip pretty often for America's fights....

[hearts4shadow]

(well, sort of dark themes..)

🌀 V3RY LAZY S/O IV4N BRAGINSK1 HCS!! 🦔

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H3LLOH3LLO!!! het4lia is fry1ng my br4in and russ1a has replaced my sc4ra obs3ssion, soo h3re are sum very l4zy iv4n hcs!! ^J^

ivan was very nervous at first in your relationship, since he’s used to being ignored or avoided, he didn’t expect to have such luck to have a partner, so unlike his “intimidating” persona, he’ll try his absolute best to make you happy!

my russian bbg is very insecure abt himself, like his personality, weight, etc. so whenever you kiss the tip of his nose or snuggle close against his belly bro will go:

autistic. will not elaborate.

his special interest is probably horror and gory themes, or either something related to those, my guy will walk up to you in the middle of the night when you’re trying to sleep and say sum shit like: “..did you know the human head stays conscious after being decapitated?? :D”

the typa guy to stay up all night with you watching those weird-ass sonic.exe videos, he finds the creepypasta funny for some reason

he LOVES gurokawaii fashion, so if you happen to be harajuku, he will gladly go out matching with you

still on the topic of harajuku, he’s gonna buy you loads of accessories randomly outta nowhere, and if you give him some in exchange like eye-shaped hairpins, he will wear that every single day, to the world meetings, to go to sleep, he will wear that to his own FUNERAL.

when he’s out for work, he’ll randomly send you pics of him with some random ass bears he finds in the woods, and may or may not lure one over to your house so you guys can raise it together, like bro you are NOT william afton 😭🙏

last but not least, he’s very obsessed with you. his whole life he was always ignored, left out, always left alone even if he didn’t want it. so the moment you stepped into his life, he saw you as a god/goddess, a blessing that the deities have given to him, so, as expected, he stalks you and manipulate you into staying with him forever, he’ll whisper out sweet lies into your ear such as “what if [insert your enemy’s name here] suddenly finds you?” or “but don’t you wanna stay with me? it’s so dangerous outside!”, but those are hcs for another day, just know you belong to mother russia, and no one else.

gOD 1M SO TIR3D, anyw4ys as always, ty 4 r3ading, lmk if u guyz w4nt mor3! baib4ii!! :mischievousahhface:

t4gs (ignore)

[married-to-google-translater]

Yandere male Belarus?

Yandere Belarus (Male)

You would probably be his sibling lol

Belarus would be a really clingy and obsessed yandere.

NOTHING would be enough to keep him out of the blue.

It feels like you spend every waking moment together.

Belarus really does not hide his feelings for you.

As soon as he falls in love with you, it would be clear who you belong to.

If you don't like him too bad.

Belarus would happily scare everyone away from you.

If someone defied him... well torture would be the solution :3

Soon you will have no one but him.

Belarus wouldn't exactly kidnap you.

However, in your situation, there is not much to celebrate.

If you ever tried to leave him Belarus would make you come back.

He would be frighteningly good with mental manipulation.

Another thing he would be good at would be threatening your family~

Punishments could be sadistic depending on what rule you broke.

If you tried to get help, be prepared that you won't be able to walk for a while.

(There are many ways to take this, but none of them are comfortable. )

[carcingeneticist]

Hetalia Tumblr hear me out because I believe I might be onto something:

So like we all know about bad touch trio (France, Prussia and Spain) and like yeah they are really iconic in fandom and stuff. But I have idea for a new trio;

Prussia believes he's the most awesome, Poland believes he's the most fabulous and America believes that he's the hero. They meet up with each other to argue who's the best.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL, notice how 3 of them have heavy bird themes, Prussia having a literal bird in his design and having black eagle on his emblem. Poland having his first capital named after bird nest, have a white eagle on his emblem, wings on hussars and the fact he's compared to phoenix. And America has bald eagle on his emble and all of the freedom stuff.

3 of them are also known for being obnoxious af, so just imagine their interactions together.

Conclusion: The bird trio.

(pls someone hear me out)

Edit: (Because I just thought of that) but their teaming up would be Russia's worst nightmare, they would of course piss of Russia together.

[merbear25]

Headcanons for a love triangle between Germany and France, with an oblivious reader in between? EU fight! EU fight!

Speaking of fight: which of the nations do you think is most likely to start throwing hands as their first solution in a similar situation?

This would be quite the interesting dynamic! Personally, I think some of the common things they’d like in the reader would be selflessness, devotion, and I think passion, too. I’d pay real money to watch this play out.

In terms of who I think would throw hands first…I think it heavily depends on who’s in the love triangle. That’s such a bland answer but some of them bring out the worst in each other, so if we’re talking about the perfect storm, I’d have to say England. He’d be provoked and start throwing hands. the little gremlin (affectionately)

Thank you so much for requesting this! I hope you like it 💜💜

CW: gn!reader, headcanons, some fluff, love triangle

Stuck in a love triangle (Germany x Reader x France)

Neither of them could believe it. They stood there baffled, staring at each other on either side of your door. France was holding flowers and Germany brought your favorite chocolate.

When France demanded to know what Germany was doing there, the German was taken aback. He was clearly there to see you.

As they struggled to keep the volume of their argument down, you opened the door and were greeted by the two blonde men whose faces were bright red.

Since then, they would mostly be passive aggressive towards each other. Neither of them are necessarily the first to start a physical fight, and instead get under the other’s skin. France would mostly likely be the one trying to provoke Germany more than the other way around.

Whenever you were around, they’d do their best to keep the focus on you, while also sneaking glares. They’d throw little digs at each other as soon as you left and leave the situation in a huff, neither of them feeling like they came out on top.

They’re both extremely competitive and if they thought the other was scoring more points with you, they’d step up their game.

France would be much more flattering, trying to get you to blush and swoon.

Germany would try to be more involved in your personal interests or involving you in his.

They’d take note of what the other was doing and convince themselves that it’s working on you, making their jealousy rise and switching it up a little by trying the other’s strategy.

France is a smooth operator. It’s easy for him to include you in more personal activities to explore each other’s hobbies.

Germany struggles a bit more. He’s far from the romantic type, especially when it’s traditional romance, so he’s flustered and awkward. However, that makes it all more endearing.

They wouldn’t want to be the one to give up, so their rivalry won’t stop until you make a decision.

[kioneira]

Learning about the Polish situation after the partitions is so funny because you learn that after one of the Uprisings when everything from language to culture got banned in the Prussian part of the Annexation, (it got banned everywhere but let's ignore that for a moment) some Germans started to get interested in that because "why is it banned"?

And I just imagine the situation where poor Gilbert is just sitting in his study or just some office space doing paperwork maybe, and teenager Ludwig just comes in and is like:

Ludwig/Germany "I wanna learn Polish"

Gilbert/Prussia "You what now?"

It's the greatest revenge of Feliks.

[jnjzksekfjvn]

he looks like a sperm cell

[the-nado-hunter]

Random Hetalia character head cannons/hc histories and characterizations that float in my brain but I’ve never written down - starting with England, America and Germany since I’ve thought about them the most lol:

England:

- Was the reverse of Alfred where he actually physically and emotionally aged much slower than most nations. He was barely not a teenager when he first took in Alfred (and his other “kids” by extension) when he was not at all ready/had even fully matured himself.

- I have a hc that nations who “get too big” (meaning the territory under their name grows) they kind of lose themselves and get less distinct and coherent in their motivations and sometimes don’t feel themselves at all, too many voices in their head so to speak. Unfortunately Arthur “lost it” during a pivotal part of his relationship with his family, hence all his strained relationships.

- Once he took on those responsibilities he suddenly jumped in physical age a bit. So while Alfred sees him as being SO much older (calling him an old man) his time in the nation equivalence of life stages was uneven and all over the place.

- it wouldn’t be until the 60s/70s/80s that Arthur had the time and ability to “make up for lost time” hence his musical and punk phases. He finds himself in some ways.., also likely dissolves into addiction problems at the same time.

- In the modern era he still has many anger issues but he’s a lot more calm and sure of himself, however he’s got a built up emotional wall and a whole lot of hidden self hatred that’s going to take a long long time to resolve, and he isn’t quite there yet and tends to lash out and push people away rather than deal with things.

America:

- He was very sheltered by Arthur at first, he was kept out of almost everything for most of his early life. If Arthur wasn’t present (which he often wasn’t due to the two having vastly different understandings of the passing of time) there were people hired and cycled out to take care of him. He can’t help himself though, even if he’s being treated like a sheltered little prince he wants to go run free in the fields and get into shit. He’s basically a Disney princess in his early life is what I’m saying lol.

- reality hits him like a ton of bricks when he’s roughly looking/acting about 14-15. He realizes likely through being exposed to other nations starting to come in and managing to slip out to talk to people just how much has been hidden from him and the resentment grows. And he starts REALLY growing even faster.

- Despite all that he went full on into a “fight” coping mechanism and never stopped. He put on a “mask” at one point in his life and it hasn’t come off. He’s never really deeply dealt with anything so he progressively seems more and more obtuse and seemingly arrogant to overcompensate for not wanting to face any sort of pain.

- He’s deeply deeply lonely and desperately wants closeness and to open up- yet at the same time the idea of seeming “weak” or “vulnerable” is terrifying to him. Him and Arthur are more similar than they would like to admit with how they mask and push people away despite really REALLY needing love and closeness.

Germany:

- it depends on if you accept the “Germany is HRE” theory or not, but either way I tend to think they at least have the same body but might be different entities or ‘spirits’ so to speak. That being said I imagine Ludwig specifically not only was “born” into a body that was preexisting and therefore already past a decent part of childhood, I imagine that his body was at first incredibly weak, frail, and he was very sickly for quite some time.

- I’ve written a fic about this, but I personally hc Ludwig from about 6-15 years old in appearance being almost completely unable to walk and needing braces and assistance to get around. His brother obviously loves and cares about him, but Ludwig couldn’t help but feel frustrated and like a burden. He really does look up to his big brother and is worried about being weak and reliant on others for the rest of his life.

- Ludwig GETS his strength, and as soon as he’s able to walk on his on he becomes obsessed with being as strong and capable as he possibly can be. He wants to never have to rely on anyone again, feeling an odd sense of guilt for needing so much help.

- he’s, in the end… kind of socially inept. Gilbert isn’t exactly the pinnacle of a socialized man himself - So despite being mostly independent and capable he doesn’t really understand social situations, or how to understand himself and others. Feliciano is both jarring and someone I think he becomes interested in him because Feli is capable in something he never has been and really is teaching him a lot.

- Unfortunately Ludwig had in face overcompensated for his past feelings of being a burden he’s taken so much on and has become such a protector that he’s almost unable to set boundaries and say no to requests to take on extra work- malicious or not.

- we already know Ludwig tends to explode and bark directions at people, to me it’s always been a clear sign of how much stress he’s under- but he winds up just appearing scary and he once again takes on more responsibilities and feelings of “something must be wrong with me”.

- i think many in the fandom have joked about it but Ludwig to me is SO repressed and SO gay it’s not even funny

-I would expect poor Ludwig to hit a breaking point and have a nervous breakdown eventually, which I do want to write at some point, just gotta not procrastinate lol

[yawujin]

please please please!!!

part 2 of the virgen reader with the nordics! <3

you asked and now you shall receive 🪄 ₊˚⊹ ✧ ˚⋆

hetalia nordics | first time 💭 . ★⋆. ࿐࿔

type • smut , nsfw content , they/you pronouns used , first time trope

author's note* you can read part one here! ︎₊˚⊹ ✧

denmark/matthias køhler ♥︎

he's very touchy with his partner as he gets them to slowly relax during sex. he intertwines their hands with his own, giving them a quick little smile to get it across to them that they're doing just fine. he's usually pretty loud, so it's new to see denmark being so quiet. in reality, he just wants to enjoy the moment, only speaking to give them words of affirmation. internally, he's so excited, horny, and ready to go at it with them....'patience, matthias, patience...'

norway/lukas bondevik ♥︎

he's right next to them, breathing on their neck while giving them wet, short kisses down their throat onto their collarbones. he asks if they're ready yet, and it's all good if they are not. "take as long as you need..." he speaks into the crook of their neck. his body heat is making them feel dizzy. "just let me know when you want it." norway's a very patient man, but he would love nothing more in this moment to make his partner take all of him. it's taking every fiber of his being to not start grinding himself on his partner's body rn

sweden/björn oxenstierna ♥︎

as much as he would love to just manhandle tf out of his partner, he allows them to adjust themselves onto him as they need to. it's their first time , and he doesn't want to be overbearing in any way. the most he does is stroke their hair, caress their face and plant a few kisses on their nose, forehead, and cheeks. if they're feeling insecure about how they look or about what noises they make, if any, he'll just tell them to let it all out. "d'you want me to continue?" very polite indeed...or at least for now. enjoy it while you can! ;p

iceland/emil steilsson ♥︎

he shows them where to put their hands, softly holding them and placing them on himself, on his shoulders. "just stay there, okay? i'll do the rest..." he goes into kiss them, which soon becomes a makeout session. when you two pull away from each other, he's breathing hard and pressing himself against you. "can i?" with their consent, now it's his turn to put his hands on them. his hand slips in between their thighs, spreading them just a little bit wider. his heart is poundinggg and he can't wait to get to the part where the two of you are less anxious and significantly more desperate.

finland/timo väinämöinen ♥︎

treats them so very delicately, but he looks so ready to just devour them. he's holding back a lot. he fluctuates between kissing their neck, chest and ear area and their face. and although he really does love kissing his partner's cute face, he's doing it so much now to keep himself busy, reminding himself that they might not be ready to take him just yet. when they are though, he makes sure they feel so good. "waiting for them was so worth it" <3

[justtterra]

my headcanons on aph america in 2024

•Alfred is the biggest fan of skibidi toilets, and strives to get Canada, England, etc. on them, to which England simply shakes his head and calls America an idiot. Williams has no choice but to marathon all the seasons 20 times with Alfred. 

•He buys all the Marvel merch, and his favorite character is undoubtedly Captain America. Sometimes he comes to summits in superhero costumes and with toy weapons, like a plastic shield or a plush Thor hammer. 

•Before conferences, he shops at McDonald's, and then, loudly chewing, eats thirty million burgers, at the same time stuffing 30 kg of French fries into his mouth and drinking Cola, and sometimes bragging to Russia that he (America) has McDonald's, but Russia doesn't.

sorry if it was weird,it my first headcanons and english not my own language..