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I have to wonder what went in the minds of the creators of Canada Dry. It sounds kinda perverted if you really think about it. Like, "I'm drinking Canada Dry," or, "I like Canada Dry," if you really think about it, it sounds perverted.

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Can someone please help me find the link for this picrew? I've tried the links in the comments but they were no help.

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Can someone please help me find the link for this picrew? I've tried the links in the comments but they were no help.

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“Samantha thinks that the walk-in is soundproof.”

[muffled screaming]

“And we just… haven’t told her that it’s not.”

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[Cackles]

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I didn't make this so it wouldn't be in my gallery. I found it on Pinterest.

Can someone please help me find the link for this picrew? I've tried the links in the comments but they were no help.

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UC or ER?

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Can someone please help me find the link for this picrew? I've tried the links in the comments but they were no help.

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Can someone please help me find the link for this picrew? I've tried the links in the comments but they were no help.

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I was listening to the song, "I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE," by Maneskin, and the lyric, "I'll even be a clown cause I just wanna amuse you," made me think of Aiden Clark, lol

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I hate my coworker. She shows up five minutes late and has an excuse. My feet are hurting and I'm exhausted and I'm supposed to be out at five. Not 5:05. Not 5:15. Not 5:30. At five o'clock exactly.

If this happens again, I might need to file a complaint.

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Most likely jealousy that their blogs aren't getting any attention.

Cringe, kys

Woah mama that's not very nice!

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[Hides my Canadian girlfriend] /J

you know im fucked when im down bad for canadians /silly

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- Matthew Williams

my husband

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Ya know...the more and more I think about it, flerkens are just mimics.

Don't believe me? Here's a list of the reasons why flerkens are mimics:

1) Flerkens pose as harmless housecats much like how a mimic will pose as a harmless treasure chest.

2) They both have tentacles that come out of their mouth.

3) They both can technically "eat" people.

3) They're both very dangerous but look harmless.

4) They come in multiple shapes, sizes and colors.

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I am going to be describing my gender like this now, lol

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If we manage to bring dinos back, we should unleash them in the white house. =D