#incorrect mt

[idle-hands]

josh: i've learned some real lessons today

mike: i'm guessing they're all horrible distortions on the actual lessons you should've taken away

josh: death isn't real and i'm basically god

[eddiediazofficial]

mostly correct 911 + bonus

[thetangycheesemanwithaplan]

911 + Text Posts pt15/?

[lee-isnotcool]

james and reggie having some alone time:

james: te quiero, mi amor. Eres mi vida completa, eres mi corazon

regulus: say that again.

james, who didn't even realize he'd started speaking spanish: what?

[5-pounds-of-carrots]

xie lian @ white no face at mt tonglu

[aficionadoenthusiast]

annabeth: two weeks ago, i lost my best friend percy: quit telling everyone i'm dead! annabeth: percy???

[incorrectfilm]

Incorrect Lord of the Rings || (Source: That’s Believable)

[reptilia0freptiles]

AvA/M incorrectly quoted

MT: *kicks green*

Red: You're under arrest!

MT: why?

Red: Animal abuse

Green: Hey!

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TSC: Hey guys-

CG: *hides their ship art*

TSC: GUYS WHAT THE HECK

[idle-hands]

josh, after finishing an album: I would say I outdid myself, but I'm always this good. So I simply, did myself

[jade-eclipse-lithium]

Mt Lady:

Oh no, you did not just call me shallow, did you?

Handy:

If you mean, do we.

Eclipse:

Think we could stand in.

Spinner:

A puddle full of you.

Hawks:

And not get our feet wet.

Toga:

Then, yeah.

Rody:

Sass master 2023.

[gigglingcloud]

Mt lady loves you!

Yu takeyama would rather let other people do the work for her while she goes around signing autographs and posing for pictures, she also would rather die then do nothing about her beloved ones struggling with something.

Especially when she doesn't know what exactly caused it.

Today is your day buddy, she noticed you upset and overworked so she stepped in!!

This is how it went 👇🏻

[thevampiresoc]

Hey, that's mee !! The gimmick from that blog is absolutely DROPPED HERE!!!!!!! WE GET RABIES HERE AND OTHER ILLNESSES FROM EATING RAW METAL!!!!!!!! this will be the master-post for this bad-boy blog!

THE TAGS (LAST UPDATED 9/24/202) #(oc name + initials) - posts where the oc is mentioned or in it directly #writing - where I talk about writing #OOIQ / #Out Of Incorrect Quotes - out of character stuff and or things made with/by the incorrect quotes generator. overall silly stuff. #voice claims - the voice claims masterlist. link provided for ease of access #playlist - for the eventual playlists ill be making. #me - when I reblog from the main acc. #can the new queen get bitches already - ball room moments in an rp im in #guest cameo - me reblogging from my friends that add onto my posts #purposeful reblog - reblogging things to here on purpose #others ocs - other peoples/friends ocs. friend group/relationship tags #distress disaster duo - sasha and matthew's duo tag. #s-teir activities - sammy, sasha and sydney's friend group tag

hey. made a separate blog for my oc ramblings. @thevampiresoc . if you even care.

[baenyth]

Bethany's Bizarre Modified Incorrect Miraculous Quotes

Chloe: "Ah, China! Soon enough, Adrien, I will have my dream of going to China! The land of geishas!"

Adrien: "That's Japan."

Chloe: "Land of miso soup!"

Adrien: "That's Japan."

Chloe: "Land of cherry trees!"

Adrien: "That's still Japan."

Chloe: "Ah, China."

Adrien: "But why do you have to win a trip, Chloe? We have plenty of money."

Chloe: "Oh Adrikins, It's not about winning, It's about BEATING a bunch of other people and making them LOSERS! Utter losers!"

Chlone, Chloe's clone with the same moral caliber: "Keep dreaming, lesser me! That trip to China is MINE! The land of the samurai!"

Adrien: "That's Japan."

Chlone: "Of Mt. Fuji!"

Adrien: "That's Japan."

Chlone: "The land of French Fries!"

Adrien: "That's... Belgium?"

[novafire-is-thinking]

Looking for volunteers…

As some of you know, @cyber-streak-2 and I have been providing the fandom with quality incorrect quotes for a while now.

I’ve had a lot of fun with it, but since I’ll be cutting down on my fandom activities for a while, I won’t be able to help with incorrect quotes more than once a week.

Styx and I are looking for a few volunteers who can fill in for me and suggest characters for quotes.

Responsibilities and requirements below:

Responsibilities:

Styx will DM you a handful of incorrect quotes sometime during the day, depending on its availability. Usually, this happens sometime in the evening (MT-EST USA).

The message will appear as follows:

Sometime before the next day, you will evaluate the quotes and suggest characters that fit each quote.

I recommend copy-pasting the full message into a separate app (iPhone Notes, Google Docs, etc.) and brainstorming over there. It’ll make your life easier if you can see all the quotes in front of you as you work, and it’ll also help prevent mix-ups on your end.

My preferred brainstorming setup:

When you’re finished matching things up, you will send back your suggestions in the following format:

Anubis will look over your suggestions, and it’ll thank you if it’s satisfied. If not, he’ll ask if you have any other suggestions for [quote #x].

Other things to know:

If you’re busy when Styx sends the quotes, don’t feel pressured to respond; you don’t even have to let it know you’re busy. As long as you send your suggestions/ideas before the morning of the next day (6am EST), you’re free to answer him whenever you want. Styx is chill like that :)

If you can’t think of any character(s) that will fit one or more of the quotes, say so. The only consequence is that there will be less quotes.

If the quotes are published, and you realize you or Anubis accidentally mixed up the characters, don’t hesitate to DM, point it out, and state exactly what changes should be made. It’s happened plenty of times with me, and Styx hasn’t hesitated to change the quotes, even after they’ve been published.

If you think of multiple characters that fit a single quote, feel free to suggest them too.

Multi-character formatting examples:

If you can think of a way to correct and/or improve one or more of the quotes, send back the full quote(s) with the completed changes incorporated. This makes it easy for Anubis to just copy and paste the updated version(s):

Requirements:

Must have a solid grasp of the main characters’ personalities in MTMTE + LL, preferably with a grasp of some characters from the rest of IDW1, TFP, and EarthSpark. Knowledge of characters from TFA, G1, and Beast Wars is appreciated for the sake of additional variety, but not necessary. No Rescue Bots, RiD15, or Cyberverse, please.

Must be able to communicate concisely. Styx does best when there’s little-to-no ambiguity in the wording of character suggestions and all other messages. (No need to be me or an Ultra Magnus. Just be willing to confirm or reword things if asked.)

Congratulations and thank you to anyone who’s read this far. 😎

If you’re interested in doing this, please DM me with which day(s) you’re available, and we can discuss other details. I’ll answer any questions you may have.

I know this may seem like a lot, but it’s easy and fun once you’ve been doing it for a little while. I’ve gotten a lot of good laughs out of imagining which characters would say which things.

[5-pounds-of-carrots]

mt hakurei arc got me like

[madlori]

It’s all made up.

If you look down your nose at someone who says “aks” instead of “ask” consider that people who supposedly speak “proper” English say “comfterble” instead of “comfortable” and nobody bats an eye. Then ask yourself why that is.

Spoiler: there is no such thing as “proper” English, and all language is a cultural construct. 

One of the biggest paradigm shifts of my life was when I realized that there is no dialect or manner of speech that is more or less correct than any other. Because there is no such thing as correct in terms of language, there is only the set of cultural norms as to how that language is used. You can judge if how a person speaks or writes conforms to the norms of the dialect, but you can’t judge if the dialect itself is correct or not. 

We only consider some dialects or speech patterns correct or incorrect based on the populations that we associate with them. British RP is not more correct than AAVE but people think it is because it’s being spoken by upper class white people.

It kills me when language is treated as if there was some edict as to Proper Usage handed down on stone tablets from Mt. Zion or something. Nobody makes rules (well, except the Academie Francaise, but that’s another topic). Rules evolve through usage. The dictionary is not defining words, it is describing how the speakers have come to use those words. It is not the arbiter of correctness, it is the observer of usage.

this rant has been brought to you by two fucking o’clock in the morning.