#incorrect league of villains

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Kurogiri, hiring League members: Whats your reason for becoming villains? Dabi: Rejected by my father Magne: Rejected by society Spinner: Also rejected by society Toga: Rejected by my parents Kurogiri: I see. And I imagine you were rejected by someone as well? Mr Compress: Me? Oh no, I just like causing problems

[theotherhalfoftheshell]

Hawks walking into the League's place wearing every piece of Endeavor merch he owns: Sup

Compress:...so things alright between you and Dabi?

Hawks: Yeah, perfect.

[primuswarrior]

Everyone: *trying to hold down a sick Shigaraki while Kurogiri tries to shove a spoon full of medicine in his mouth*

Spinner: How can he be so sick but still so strong?!

Twice: Like the economy!

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Toga, talking to the tv: just because you’ve been hurt before doesn’t mean you can have trust issues with everyone

Dabi: what? Yes I can

Toga:

[class-1a-stan-blog]

Kurogiri: Do you want to explain to me why I found a lighter in your room?

Shigaraki: Yeah I lit UA on fire.

Kurogiri: Oh thank god, I though you were smoking weed!

[ifvillainwhysexi]

Found this on Pinterest I love it so Goddamn much-

The way that he still has his hand on the wheel-

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: So what are we going to do this summer, Mother?

Talia: The same thing we do every summer, habibi.

Damian: Try to take over the world?

Bruce: Yeah that settles it, you two are not allowed to be left alone together.

[munchcorner]

[poppy5991]

Would be SO funny if the LOV all get arrested and go through sentencing. The judge is unusually hard on Compress, but lenient with the others and they’re confused. They did more than he did. Is it because they’re younger?

Come to find out that Compress has a rap sheet a mile long. They’re realizing they’re all baby criminals compared to him. He is a repeat and unrepentant criminal.

Compress: I told you I was a thief, didn’t I?

Spinner: You hijacked a plane?!

Dabi: You stole from the British museum?

Toga: They had to change the military codes because you stole the cipher key?

Shigaraki: Identity theft? How many aliases do you have???

Compress:

Judge: You may want to check your wallets.

LOV: WHAT THE FU-

[hotwings-incorrect-quotes]

dabi: why tf do you have all of this endeavor and other heroes themed shit

hawks: it’s merchandise!

dabi: it’s stupid.

hawks: it’s not! it’s a great way to show support for your favorite heroes

dabi: at least u could throw away this big endeavor mascot from our bed...

hawks: WHAT?! never! it’s LIMITED EDITION there’s only like 50 of th-

dabi: *sigh* also i don’t like that people have this shitandise with your face on it

hawks: are you jealous dabi?

dabi: i’m not.

hawks: *in a singing voice* you aaare~

dabi: oh fuck off pigeon

*the next day*

hawks: *coming back to dabi’s place* have you heard? someone put fire in a shopping mall today, it was nasty, but what’s even worse the biggest shop with hero merch went down in flames!

dabi: *sitting on the couch in a pro hero hawks merch t-shirt with a giant hawks mascot by his side* oh, what a tragedy bby, really?

hawks: ...you didn’t!

dabi: *sips soda from big pro hero hawks merch cup* oh, i definitely did.

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Shigaraki: *finds a stray cat* Shigaraki: We should keep it Kurogiri: We can't. Dabi is allergic Shigaraki: And? He can stay outside

[theotherhalfoftheshell]

Dabi: Hey Hawks, any reason why you wrapped our calendar in aluminum?

Hawks: Upset that I've 'Foiled' your plans, Villian?

Dabi:....why the fuck do I like you?

[primuswarrior]

The League: *all incredibly exhausted and injured after a battle*

All For One: And so you must climb to the top, taking control so that no one shall ever oppose you or your--!

Kurogiri: Sensei, could you please just shut the [BLEEP] up? I can't stand listening to any more of this [BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!] for one more second.

Everyone: *all staring, jaws dropped*

Kurogiri: ...

Kurogiri: Why is everyone staring at me? Did something just happen?

Kurogiri: ...I think I blacked out.

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Kurogiri: hey, kid, where’s your head at?

Toga: I think it’d be really cool to record my therapy sessions and go back and listen to them later from a more distanced perspective

Toga: But also, the thought of having my therapy sessions taped is exceptionally nerve racking and paranoia inducing, and I know myself well enough to know that it’d become an ocd obsession for checking to make sure I have them all and no one else has access to them

Kurogiri:

Kurogiri: hey, kid, where’s your head?

Toga: no, but listen-

Kurogiri: I am listening, I just don’t think you’re mentally sound

Toga: IT WOULD BE INTERESTING-

[justanotherfangirlwup]

Tomura: I came into this world screaming and covered in someone else's blood, and I'm not afraid to go out the same way!!

Dabi: dude, it's just monopoly, fucking chill

[ifvillainwhysexi]

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