#hotwings pure energy

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*dabi felt kinda bored and lonely so he decided to commit a little arson hoping that some handsome wing hero would fly here to arrest him*

dabi: *waiting for hawks to come* all right... play it cool. play it cool.

hawks: *lands in front of dabi* the fuck are you doing in my patrol area? put it off hot stuff, you could’ve just called, you know?

dabi: *playing it cool* AHAHAHAHAHAH *laughing maniacally and throwing more fire* i broke my phone.

*meanwhile hawks waiting for every arson report*

tokoyami: hawks-san why are you always going on fire missions? isn’t fire your biggest weakness?

hawks: yes, it is my dear intern. in many ways.

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ur favorite grumpy duo

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I LOVE IT SO FUCKN’ MUCH xD

pure hotwings energy ✨

Enough with nice art, it's shitposting time

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bnha!

Favorite character: Toss-up between Todoroki and Kaminari

Least Favorite character: I just don't vibe with Mineta, but no shade to his fans!

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): Oh boy this is hard. I'd probably have to say ShinKami, HotWings, KiriBaku, IidaOcha and TodoDeku. Basic, I know, but I like em anyway :D

Character I find most attractive: Tragically, Dabi. Yes. Really.

Character I would marry: I mean if I was looking for a stable marriage I don't know that anyone in the BNHA-verse would be great, but I think of everyone, Iida is probably the most husband-material

Character I would be best friends with: Kaminari. We have the exact same crackhead energy

a random thought: How do public bathrooms work given all the mutations that exist?

An unpopular opinion: There's no reason Tsuyu should be as popular as she is. I just find her boring and annoying. Again, no shade to her fans, but I simply don't get it at all.

My Canon OTP: Does KamiJirou count? I'm gonna say KamiJirou counts! IzuOcha is also cute though!

My Non-canon OTP: ShinKami or HotWings. I just really love both dynamics!

Most Badass Character: I very rarely watch fight scenes like :O but I have done so while watching Shigaraki wreck shit. So yeah, Shiggy definitely!

Most Epic Villain: Dabi, purely because he's also my fave villain. And because blue fire is a hell of an aesthetic. Shigaraki definitely has more raw power, though!

Pairing I am not a fan of: EndHawks. Just not for me!

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): I really dislike how Iida has been left to fall to the wayside a bit after the Stain arc. Like, he's one of Izuku's best friends, he should be around more. There's definitely too much focus on the origin trio in my opinion. Give me more Iida pls.

Favourite Friendship: Todoroki and Bakugou, for the obvious reason that they should clearly abandon heroics in favour of stand up comedy. The back and forth never gets old.

Character I most identify with: I wouldn't say I identify with any of the characters a ton, actually, but I do guess I'm probably most similar to Jirou, aka the slightly quiet one who likes to not be stared at too much

Character I wish I could be: Yaoyorozu, because I wanna be able to create a segway whenever I get tired of walking 😁

Thank you so much for the ask anon! I hope that satisfies your curiosity 😊

Find the og ask game here!

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hawks: so... if your quirk is hurting you, why do you keep using it?

dabi: *looking at hawks* you see, the urge to use my quirk, even though it fucking hurts, it’s like an itch under my skin. i have to use it. even if it’s burning me alive.

dabi: but... nothing compares to the burning i feel here, deep inside my chest, when i’m looking at you.

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*party night in the lov hideout*

mr. compress: *looking at hawks and dabi* hey guys, i’m not saying anything but i bet you wouldn’t do the dragon together

hawks and dabi: *a little bit drunk, exchanges knowing looks*

dabi: hold our sake

*a few moments later*

hawks: *flying over the city and holding dabi in his arms* IT WAS THE BEST IDEA EVER!

dabi: *throwing blue flames on the city below* HIGHER BIRDIE! HIGHER!

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hawks: i can fix him

dabi: who the fuck is fix?

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hawks: *comes back home after work* this little shit... this bakugo kid, HE CALLED ME A FUCKING PIGEON!!!

dabi: *turns his head to hawks* hi ba... A PIGEON?! HAHAHAHAHAHA

hawks: *gets even more irritated*

dabi: hahahah aww, don’t be mad my little pigeon, come here *he reaches out to hawks but he is laughing so hard that he falls off the couch*

hawks: *literally is murdering dabi with his sight rn*

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dabi on instastory: ok, looks like many of you were offended by my pants last week, or rather the lack of a belt to be more specific.

dabi: and you know guys, you were right, it was highly inappropriate, i deeply apologize for my slutty behaviour... and because of that i wanna present to you my new belt *shows a hawks’ belt to the camera*

hawks in the background: hey!!!

*camera lands on the floor and dabi laughs*

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*dabi is freaking pissed because hawks is fanboying over his father so much

so dabi, wanting hawks to stop, chooses violence and puts on fiery mustache like endeavor does*

dabi: DO YOU WANT ME TO LOOK LIKE MY FATHER KEIGO?!

dabi: KEEIIIIGOOOOO!!1!!1!!!!!1!1!!

hawks: what the...

hawks: NOO!!! UNDO THEM!!!

hawks: UNDO THEM!1!1!!

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*one spring afternoon*

dabi: *casually chilling and reading some newspaper after long, hard day of recruiting new plf members*

hawks: *suddenly walks in with sexy dancing moves to green day’s song played at full volume*
dabi: fuck, not again...
hawks: OH BABY, BABY IT’S FUCK TIME *still dancing and getting closer*
dabi: birdie, no
hawks: *doesn’t give a shit and just continues* YOU KNOW I REALLY WANT TO MAKE YOU MINE
dabi: ...

hawks: *throws away dabi’s newspaper and sits on his lap*

well, you know what happened next

sketch by @htwings

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*one of saturday’s mornings*

hawks: *dancing in his pajamas in the kitchen and singing to madonna “like a virgin” and ofc burning breakfast*

dabi: *still sleepy, standing there like for a 5 minutes and just watching* birdie, but you are not a virgin

hawks: SHUT UP

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just two dorks smiling to each other

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twice, holding a plug in hand: guys, don’t you think we should recharge him a bit?

shigaraki: wait... did you unplug him?!

twice: i thought he has been fully charged already!

dabi: you idiot *facepalm*

*life-support machine with all for one connected to it starts to make long, laud beeping sound*

hawks: well, i thought this will be more difficult...

shigaraki: what?!

rest of the league: *looks at hawks like ???*

hawks: no, nothing