#but dabi is like: arrest me pro hero hawks 😏
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*dabi felt kinda bored and lonely so he decided to commit a little arson hoping that some handsome wing hero would fly here to arrest him*
dabi: *waiting for hawks to come* all right... play it cool. play it cool.
hawks: *lands in front of dabi* the fuck are you doing in my patrol area? put it off hot stuff, you could’ve just called, you know?
dabi: *playing it cool* AHAHAHAHAHAH *laughing maniacally and throwing more fire* i broke my phone.
*meanwhile hawks waiting for every arson report*
tokoyami: hawks-san why are you always going on fire missions? isn’t fire your biggest weakness?
hawks: yes, it is my dear intern. in many ways.
#dabi lost it#hotwings pure energy#they can’t be normal#everyone is like: save me pro hero hawks! 😩#but dabi is like: arrest me pro hero hawks 😏#dabi is hawks biggest weakness#dorks#tokoyami you don’t know shit#hotwings incorrect quotes#my hero academia#dabi#incorrect bnha quotes#incorrect hotwings quotes#hawks#hotwings#toya todoroki#bnha dabi#keigo takami#toukei#fumikage tokoyami#my hero acedamia#boku no hero academia#bnha#mha#league of villains#dabihawks#dabihawksweek24#dabi x hawks
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