#but dabi is like: arrest me pro hero hawks 😏

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*dabi felt kinda bored and lonely so he decided to commit a little arson hoping that some handsome wing hero would fly here to arrest him*

dabi: *waiting for hawks to come* all right... play it cool. play it cool.

hawks: *lands in front of dabi* the fuck are you doing in my patrol area? put it off hot stuff, you could’ve just called, you know?

dabi: *playing it cool* AHAHAHAHAHAH *laughing maniacally and throwing more fire* i broke my phone.

*meanwhile hawks waiting for every arson report*

tokoyami: hawks-san why are you always going on fire missions? isn’t fire your biggest weakness?

hawks: yes, it is my dear intern. in many ways.