jay-and-kandi

[jay-and-kandi]

*vine boom*

Jokes on mod coffee im into that shit 👹👹👹

[jay-and-kandi]

"B*boink*ch, I just assumed Caine had asked him to help set up that adventure and he inserted himself in or something. Even if he IS an NPC or some s*boink*t, it ain't none of my god dang business. He could've been a developer for this game and had that NPC thrown in cuz it was his fursona or something like that for all I know."

*while the gang are coming back from a adventure pomni and ragatha look…confused as jax goes to his room*

@a-digitally-amazing-circus

Jay and Kandi were walking next to each other as usual. They both seemed pretty disinterested in what Jax was doing, but Jay at least seemed a little curious as to why Pomni and Ragatha looked so confused.

"Y'all alright? You two look confused as sh*boink*t."

[jay-and-kandi]

"Are YOU a f*boink* idiot?"

"You SAW me and Kandi join the game a few days after you did, the whole reason we got stuck here with you airheads is cuz we were looking for my brother."

*while the gang are coming back from a adventure pomni and ragatha look…confused as jax goes to his room*

@a-digitally-amazing-circus

Jay and Kandi were walking next to each other as usual. They both seemed pretty disinterested in what Jax was doing, but Jay at least seemed a little curious as to why Pomni and Ragatha looked so confused.

"Y'all alright? You two look confused as sh*boink*t."

[jay-and-kandi]

"I'm his sister, but whatever, same thing. I'm surprised people keep forgetting that considering I literally look just like a mini version of that a*honk*hole."

*while the gang are coming back from a adventure pomni and ragatha look…confused as jax goes to his room*

@a-digitally-amazing-circus

Jay and Kandi were walking next to each other as usual. They both seemed pretty disinterested in what Jax was doing, but Jay at least seemed a little curious as to why Pomni and Ragatha looked so confused.

"Y'all alright? You two look confused as sh*boink*t."

[jay-and-kandi]

*while the gang are coming back from a adventure pomni and ragatha look…confused as jax goes to his room*

@a-digitally-amazing-circus

Jay and Kandi were walking next to each other as usual. They both seemed pretty disinterested in what Jax was doing, but Jay at least seemed a little curious as to why Pomni and Ragatha looked so confused.

"Y'all alright? You two look confused as sh*boink*t."

[jay-and-kandi]

fr

why did you throw a fit in episode two

"Well YOU would want to throw a fit too if you've been bored out of yer MIND for the past years and couldn't cause enormous quantities of violence"

[jay-and-kandi]

haha dumbass

"FUCK- FUCK FUCK FUCK-"

[jay-and-kandi]

"TARANTULA ISLAND! TARANTULA ISLAND! TARANTULA ISLAND! TARANTULA ISLAND! TARANTULA ISLAND! TARANTULA ISLAND!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP."

here have this

(gives Jax a Nintendo switch that only has animal crossing on it)

Jax laughs manically, and soon starts chanting.

"TARANTULA ISLAND! TARANTULA ISLAND! TAARANTULA ISLAND!!"

[jay-and-kandi]

"Cuz I can."

"PLEASE HELP ME I LOST MY LEGS AND I CAN'T SEE"

@zooted-ribbons

"I- UHM- UHH-"

*She tried to come up with a response or even a way to help, but was unable to do so.*

"ZOOBLE, HUN? CAN YOU HELP HER OUT? I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN DO-"

@zooted-zooble

[jay-and-kandi]

*loud popcorn munching noises*

"PLEASE HELP ME I LOST MY LEGS AND I CAN'T SEE"

@zooted-ribbons

"I- UHM- UHH-"

*She tried to come up with a response or even a way to help, but was unable to do so.*

"ZOOBLE, HUN? CAN YOU HELP HER OUT? I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN DO-"

@zooted-zooble

[jay-and-kandi]

skill issue

biy I can't feel my face

[jay-and-kandi]

oh shi the anon button didn’t work again I look like an idiot again

skill issue

[jay-and-kandi]

oh shi the anon button didn’t work again I look like an idiot again

skill issue

[jay-and-kandi]

To jay,

Skibidi dop dop yes yes

gurlie whar

[jay-and-kandi]

"IM JOINING THIS SHIT TOO!"

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

[jay-and-kandi]

CONGRATULATIONS! SINCE WE COULDN'T PROPERLY INFECT @jaxfromthatcircus WITH OUR LAST VIRUS AND @pomni-xddcc TOO FUCKING CONCERNING TO INFECT. WE'RE GOING TO INFECT YOU TOO!!

YEETS A VIRUS AT YOU

"Well shit."

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DAMN VIRUS DOIN-"

Connection terminated.. try contacting Velvette later.. at the tone. Please record your message. When you finished the recording, please press 1 and say out loud your message.

*Beep*

[jay-and-kandi]

"Skill issue"

CONGRATULATIONS! SINCE WE COULDN'T PROPERLY INFECT @jaxfromthatcircus WITH OUR LAST VIRUS AND @pomni-xddcc TOO FUCKING CONCERNING TO INFECT. WE'RE GOING TO INFECT YOU TOO!!

YEETS A VIRUS AT YOU

"Well shit."

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DAMN VIRUS DOIN-"

Connection terminated.. try contacting Velvette later.. at the tone. Please record your message. When you finished the recording, please press 1 and say out loud your message.

*Beep*