#incorrect gone quotes

[dianaladrislovebot]

caine: i think i’ve learned some valuable lessons from this

sam: i’m assuming that they’re all horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should have taken away

caine: death isn’t real and i’m basically god

[abcwordsurge]

Sam: (whispering) I think Astrid's mad at me

Edilio: What makes you say that?

Sam: Watch. Hey Astrid?

Astrid: Fellow associate.

[reineydraws]

any fan of kakashi is a fan of jason todd send tweet

[chasingthestarss]

James: I’ve got a question to ask you

Regulus: as long as it’s not “will you marry me”

James: *silence

Regulus: wait

Regulus: was it?

Regulus: was it “will you marry me”

James: Well I’m not going to ask now

Regulus: no! Restart!

James: moments gone

Regulus: then bring it back!

[percabethconvos]

Percy: The world is cold and dark and we all die alone Chiron: Percy I'm sorry Annabeth had to leave camp early but we need to get on with this meeting

[lilliejareau]

spencer: you let your cat sleep in your bed with you?

emily: reid, i’d let him represent me in court

[celestial-artisan]

Alastor: That is absolutely ridiculous, Vox does not have a crush on me. Angel Dust: Yes he does. Sir Pentious: Yes he doesss. Vox, from television screen: Yes I fucking do you goddamn idiot.

[cupidsncheerios]

i am still not out of these dumb memes. here.

part 1 part 3 part 4 part 5

[amybaulover]

Penelope: I sleep with a knife under my pillow

Derek: weak, I sleep with two.

JJ: you're both pathetic.

Derek: oh yeah? and what do you sleep with?

JJ: Emily.

[cod-dump]

Laswell, texting: It's been awfully quiet over there Nik

Nik: *sends a picture of Gaz holding back a soaking wet Price from Ghost who is holding a limp Soap who has a bucket on his head*

Nik: Oh it is not quiet

[dianaladrislovebot]

merry fucking christmas where’s the hard liquor

- lana arwen lazar, probably

[abcwordsurge]

Edilio: You believe me?

Sam: Edilio, you're the last good person in the FAYZ. I'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

[shinfuransan]

Decided to use an old Incorrect Quote line I had lying around collecting digital dust.

Stay hydrated and motivated! 💙

[magicandmundane]

Watching the Darkness On Umbara arc, and because I still have Bad Batch brain rot, I’m thinking about how they would have reacted to Krell’s bullshit, so here’s what I’ve got:

Hunter: Sir, with all due respect—

Crosshair, flicking a toothpick: Which is none

Hunter, trying not to laugh: —we’re not doing that. Bad Batch, plan 43, let’s go!

Krell: Sergeant, you can’t—!

Wrecker: Too bad!

Fives, smacking Rex: Why can’t we be like them?!

[percabethconvos]

Annabeth: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my need to prove myself, I’ll wait

Percy: You and me!

Annabeth, already crying: Okay

[lilliejareau]

morgan: *accidentally hits reid in the face*

morgan: *trying to decide on ‘are you okay’ and ‘i’m fucking sorry’*

morgan: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

spencer, sobbing: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!