#incorrect gone quotes

[dianaladrislovebot]

caine: i think i’ve learned some valuable lessons from this

sam: i’m assuming that they’re all horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should have taken away

caine: death isn’t real and i’m basically god

[abcwordsurge]

Diana: There's a fine line between genius and insanity and Caine likes to jump rope with it

[reineydraws]

any fan of kakashi is a fan of jason todd send tweet

[chasingthestarss]

James: I’ve got a question to ask you

Regulus: as long as it’s not “will you marry me”

James: *silence

Regulus: wait

Regulus: was it?

Regulus: was it “will you marry me”

James: Well I’m not going to ask now

Regulus: no! Restart!

James: moments gone

Regulus: then bring it back!

[percabethconvos]

Percy: The world is cold and dark and we all die alone Chiron: Percy I'm sorry Annabeth had to leave camp early but we need to get on with this meeting

[celestial-artisan]

Alastor: That is absolutely ridiculous, Vox does not have a crush on me. Angel Dust: Yes he does. Sir Pentious: Yes he doesss. Vox, from television screen: Yes I fucking do you goddamn idiot.

[lilliejareau]

emily: *wakes up in hospital after battle with ian doyle*

hotch and jj:

[amybaulover]

Penelope: I sleep with a knife under my pillow

Derek: weak, I sleep with two.

JJ: you're both pathetic.

Derek: oh yeah? and what do you sleep with?

JJ: Emily.

[cod-dump]

Laswell, texting: It's been awfully quiet over there Nik

Nik: *sends a picture of Gaz holding back a soaking wet Price from Ghost who is holding a limp Soap who has a bucket on his head*

Nik: Oh it is not quiet

[shinfuransan]

Decided to use an old Incorrect Quote line I had lying around collecting digital dust.

Stay hydrated and motivated! 💙

[dianaladrislovebot]

*coates trio at the movies*

drake: do you want your popcorn sweet or salty

caine, making heart eyes at diana: i want them like her

drake, deadpanning: they don’t make ugly popcorn

[abcwordsurge]

Edilio: You believe me?

Sam: Edilio, you're the last good person in the FAYZ. I'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

[magicandmundane]

Watching the Darkness On Umbara arc, and because I still have Bad Batch brain rot, I’m thinking about how they would have reacted to Krell’s bullshit, so here’s what I’ve got:

Hunter: Sir, with all due respect—

Crosshair, flicking a toothpick: Which is none

Hunter, trying not to laugh: —we’re not doing that. Bad Batch, plan 43, let’s go!

Krell: Sergeant, you can’t—!

Wrecker: Too bad!

Fives, smacking Rex: Why can’t we be like them?!

[incorrectsnapequotes]

Harry: Sectumsempra

Snape: the one time he fucking listens.

[percabethconvos]

Annabeth: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my need to prove myself, I’ll wait

Percy: You and me!

Annabeth, already crying: Okay

[celestial-artisan]

Alastor: Now it's time for some witty back-and-forth banter. You can go first, old pal. Vox: *sobbing* Alastor: Look, I'm not sure where to go with that.