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Derek: I have to say, I'm a little embarrassed for you. 

Reid: This is a sports-related injury. It makes me look cool! 

Derek: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!

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JJ: I don't know how to tell all of you this, so I'm going to whisper it to Penelope, who will inevitably shout it out in surprise.

JJ: *whispers to Penelope*

Penelope: YOU'RE DATING EMILY?!

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I don't know if anyone here had seen that one post about someone having a dream about Harry and Ravioli approved thing (I can't find it now if someone has it please tag the author in comment) but here I come with actual ravioli approved photo you can use under posts to approve them. Let's make this meme a thing guys.

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I want it bad

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Reid, eagerly showing a flyer: DAD, LOOK, IM FAMOUS

Hotch: YOU’RE WANTED FOR MURDER?!

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🔥🔥🔥

I saw that and instantly heard Sloppy Seconds by Lay Bankz playing in my head. Holy shit that's 🥵🥵

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I agree

🔥No one asked but yes I would sit on it 🔥

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This is the statement! This is what I need!

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Penelope: Guys, ask me why I love you.

The BAU: Why do you love us, Penelope?

Penelope, pulling up a 200 slide presentation: I’m so glad you asked.

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Derek: What's the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?

Emily, looking at JJ: That I was straight.

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Penelope: I sleep with a knife under my pillow

Derek: weak, I sleep with two.

JJ: you're both pathetic.

Derek: oh yeah? and what do you sleep with?

JJ: Emily.

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Emily: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."

JJ: I saw you.

Emily: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Derek in a turkey costume.

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Emily: Being gay isn't a choice.

Emily, holding JJ's hand like a trophy: It's a game and I'm winning.

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Reid: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Emily: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.

Reid: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

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Reid: My favourite outdoor activity is going back inside.

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Hotch: We call that a traumatic experience.

Hotch, turning to Derek: Not a "bruh moment".

Hotch, turning to JJ: Not "sadge".

Hotch, turning to Emily: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

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Unsub: I have one of your children

Hotch: which one I have many

Unsub: loud, annoying, angry kid who never shut up

Hotch: which one I have many