#incorrect dinluke quotes

[marstrait]

Obi-wan: *sees Din and Luke together*

Obi-wan: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Anakin: You mean... you ship them?

[darlin-djarin]

luke: i put the L in LGBT

din: oh thank god you’re a lesbian too

luke, talking about being a loser: what.

[susanoosama01]

Din: How did you find us on the Moff's ship?

Luke: I just listened to the Force.

The Force: HOT SINGLE DAD IN YOUR AREA 🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥

[sol-insidious]

Din: “You expect me to search the galaxy for the home of this creature and deliver it to a race of enemy sorcerers?”

Din 5 years later, fiddling with his kyber pendant: Miss husband :(

[thedirtiwalkoniswet]

I'm having so much fun | -> pt. two

[biblicalbi]

Imagine a world where Obi-Wan survives episode IV and has to deal with another generation of disaster romances with the Skywalker family.

Leia: *falls head over heels with a dashingly handsome and very mouthy rogue who has more red flags than green*

Obi-Wan: “Oh no.”

Luke: *flirts with a stubborn yet extremely caring world leader despite the Jedi’s no-attachment rule*

Obi-Wan: “Not again.”

[headcanonthings]

Luke: Is any of this legal?

Din: I’m sure it’s legal somewhere.

Luke: ...And here?

Din: Not even remotely.

[incorrectclonewars]

Anakin: So what are your interests, boy?

Din: Your son in my room

Anakin: [taken aback] Pardon?

Din: The sun and the moon. astrology.

[movietimegirl]

Grogu: Why are you wearing your pajamas?

Luke : [sputters]  These aren't pajamas! It's my training uniform.

Din : What are you training for?

Luke : Stuff.

Din : What sort of stuff?

Luke : Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand.

Grogu : Like sleeping?

Luke: THEY ARE NOT PAJAMAS!

[mykingdomforasong]

Luke: Sorry I'm late. I fell asleep in a sunbeam. Din: A likely story. Han: No, I've seen him do it. It's pretty adorable.

[secondlastpsycho]

yes i know i like that trope bc of some deep psychological trauma crap i do not care it makes me happy why can’t you let me be happy please let me be happy i am depressed individual and i need the fictional characters to get away okay

[marstrait]

Luke: That was so hot, Din.

Din: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate bantha and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Luke: I'm so in love with you.

[thestarwarslesbian]

Bo-Katan: As mandalorian’s our main saying is Fuck the Jedi. Din: Yeah Fuck the Jedi. Now if you’ll excuse me I have a bounty to collect. [1 week later] Din: Hey, guess who I married? Bo-Katan: Who? Din: the last Jedi, Luke Skywalker. Bo-Katan: What?! Why would you do that?! Din: You said as Mandalorian’s we fuck the Jedi, and he is perfect. Bo-Katan: Din: You didn’t mean Literally Bo-Katan: NO!! Luke: :]

[susanoosama01]

On Moff Gideon's ship,

Luke, mentally: I will have your babies.

Luke: I will help your baby.

[sol-insidious]

Luke: “Yeah so I’m basically an extremely powerful warrior who’s overcome countless trials in my life thus far with great strength and courage. I’m extremely devout and strive to uphold the tenants of my creed that are most meaningful to me without overshadowing my duties as a teacher and a father. Literally nothing is more important to me than protecting those I call family, through blood, love, or circumstance. Have I also mentioned how much I love kids??? I literally want to adopt 70 kids right now. I’m also attracted to men.”

Paz, leaning towards Din: “Vod, if you don’t fuck the jetii, I will.”

[thedeductionmistress]

Din: You’re sick, Luke. You have a fever.

Luke: If I was sick, could I do THIS?

Luke: *stares intently at Boba and Din*

Boba: . . . What are you doing?

Luke: Cartwheels! Am I not doing them?

Boba and Din: . . .

Din (softly): No, Cyar’ika. . .