#incorrect derek lycan quotes

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Derek: It's a good idea... if you're trying to get us killed. Can't you think of things that are actually supposed to help us?

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Derek: I have four moods and all of them seem to mentally damage me..

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Garte, meditating: Everything is fine... everything is amazing.. I am good..

Derek: Why are you sitting in the middle of the hallway???

Garte: Shut the fuck up, Derek, or I'll manifest bad things to happen to you..

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I'm dissapointed that In season 6 this hasn't happened

Kawaii~Chan: Oh my god......it's...it's FOREHEAD~SAMA!?!?!

Micheal: doing the orange justice over the Lycan families corpses

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Derek @Micheal: LISTEN HERE YOU EIGHT HEAD LOOKIN

SONOVABITCH

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Zach @Micheal: Why do you want so much power anyways? to compensate for your receding hairline?

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Aphmau: OH MY GOD..what did you do? WHAT DID YOU DO?

Aphmau: WHAT DID YOU DO TO TRAVIS'S HAIRLINE

Micheal: I-

Katelyn cocking a shotgun sobbing: This is what he would have wanted. No one should have to live like this Goodbye sweet prince.

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Derek: How long are we gonna stand here and let him do that

Zack: Give him a minute...

Terry: *Pulling on a door that says push*

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Michael: I missed you.

Derek: Aww... drop dead, you fucking asshole.

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Derek: Can I get something straight? I don't think I can be straight forward.

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Derek: Hey, I love you.

Zack: How the fuck did you get in my house?

Derek: Uuhhh, byyee! *He runs off*

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Younger Aphmau: Excuse me, mw wycan??

Derek: ...What.

Younger Aphmau: You're undewawwest for gay cwimes! You have da wight to remain siwent!

Derek: ...What-

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Derek, younger and playing with dolls: I need to protect you all. *He looks over at a dog cage* Oh I know! I can protect you by putting you in here.

Rowan: That's probably gonna be a serious problem in the future but let's ignore what happened there. Maybe he'll grow out of whatever that was.

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Zack: At this point, I think straight people have gone extinct. I cannot find one anymore.

Derek: Me and Garte are straight though?

Zack: You literally fuck each other on saturday and flirt- Where is the straight??

Garte: Actually! It's only gay if we kiss, so your logic is actually flawed! We are still straight.

Zack:...I am done now.

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Derek, passing by: Um.. is he okay?

Michael: He's fine. Just upset.

Zack, internally screaming: YES! I am so much okay! I only just lost everything that I worked on FOREVER! To a banana peel! WHO PUT IT THERE!?!

Derek: I'm gonna take that as a no-

Garte:...Uh oh.

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Zack: Is anyone here heterosexual? At all?

Derek: Ye-

Zack: You are not obligated to say that after what happened yesterday. Moving on.

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Derek, handing Garte money: Here. Thanks for today. I'll be seeing you more often?

Garte: Yeah, no problem. And of course... daddy.

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Derek: Eight inches.. well, that's embarrassing.

Zack: I'd flip you off but I'm busy doing stuff at the moment.

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Derek: Surree, Garte would be a great president, but I'd be better. He owns your dad's company, yes. But I own your entire town, vote for me or I'll have it exterminated in ten seconds.

Garte: He's joking. Maybe.

Zack: I hate your voice so I don't think you should be president unless you want to be assassinated.