#Incorrect Aphmau Quotes

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Dante, to anyone he's dating: nah, don't even worry about it! Gene wouldn't hurt a fly

Gene to Sasha and Zenix: okay we need to find their background, their address, their place of work-

[fruitcakebro]

Shadowknights have glow-in-the-dark eyes like deer. Garroth found this out while theywere travelling by night quite a bit while trying to catch up with Aph during the Malachi arc.

But after they caught up, they stopped travelling by night because Malachi needed to sleep. So Dante didn't find out.

Until months later, in the guard tower.

Laurance left something downstairs by accident, and went down to get it in the middle of the night. Dante was just about to leave on night patrol when he sees Laurance out of the corner of his eye and just fucking screams at top volume.

Garroth then tumbles out of bed and SPRINTS downstairs, because he's thinking like, 'oh shit, we're being attacked'. But then he gets there and just sees Dante with his back up against the door, and Laurance just standing there holding a bag or something.

Garroth then looks around and asks if everything's okay. To which Dante responds "How long have his eyes been doing that? How can he do that?" and then Garroth's like "How the fuck should I know? How does Laurance do anything?" and just leaves.

Laurance is of course, standing there giggling the entire time.

[laurancezvahlslefteyebrow]

goofies

[nagitosstolenhand]

og under cut

[moonlit-escape]

Katelyn: behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss

KC: they call this a pyramid scheme i think

Lucinda: I think they prefer the term mlm

Teony: i think you're thinking of wlw

Aphmau: Wulti level warketing scheme

Katelyn: good work, gals

[agua-cat]

Aphmau Quote Saga (Part 1)

CONTENT WARNING : SLIGHTLY SUGGESTIVE JOKE?

If you've watched deadpool you'll probably be fine?

ANYWAY, so my friends and I goof off as Aphmau Characters on Minecraft Servers and one time I was building a huge nether castle as Laurence when my partner logs on as Aphmau to come watch me.

This has resulted in a LOT of iconic quotes (including this one!) that I am slowly working on illustrating, because I think they're funny.

Blurred out my partners name and replaced it with "aphmau!" for privacy reasons, but I'm sorry if the writing is not too legible, I couldn't be bothered to take out my drawing tablet to write a name.

Laurence is also supposed to be holding blueprints, representing me building the castle (I am still building it and going CRAZY)

Here it is!

So there you have it. A goofy moment.

Likely more to come soon, but this is not going to be too frequent. It's just how I get over my nerves of posting on Tumblr

[twisted-dork]

Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #24 SwapDaki!Yuu’s Ship

SwapDaki!Yuu: Lilia, you're under arrest.

Lilia: Wait, what? Why?

SwapDaki!Yuu: For stealing Giyuu!Yuu's heart.

Giyuu!Yuu: Did you just hit on Lilia for me?

SwapDaki!Yuu: I'm tired of WAITING, Giyuu!Yuu.

*SwapDaki!Yuu in a gremlin voice*: My ship will sail

[incorrectquotefreak]

mystreet as texts between me and my friends:

melissa: im galinda!!

lucinda: gaylinda

melissa: you get it

lucinda: whos gaylphaba

melissa: nobody💔

melissa: gaylphaba💔💔💔💔

lucinda: cant be gay and alone

melissa: mf?

lucinda: choose a struggle

melissa: WHAT

melissa: you BITCH?

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hii!!!

[mybrainsrottingwithmcd]

*Garroth and Laurence flirting with each other yet again*

Dante: And you two are sure you're not dating?

Garroth: 100%.

Laurence: Of course not! Why would you think that?

Dante: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Laurence. I fucking wonder.

[cherrilemon]

Aaron: Y’all gotta stop, Aph chose me over y’all so now you gotta stop being mean to me

Garroth: That’s why yo wife’s dead

Aaron: *jaw dropped*

Laurence: and yo son

Aaron: *falls to his knees*

Zoey: What shoes they got on?

Aaron: *family guy death poses*

[dragonstar2568]

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Therapist: Okay Lady Aphmau, you signed up for group therapy?

Aphmau: yes

Therapist: Okay, you can call in your group now

The entire mcd cast walks in:

Therapist:

Therapist: I'm gonna need more books and quills.

[fruitcakebro]

*Bridge scene after the baby shower*

Zane: So what happened to your eyes?

Laurance: 'If your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away', and your brother's ass was speaking to me in the most sinful of ways.

Aphmau, Garroth, Zane, and the two guards: *horrified silence*

[laurancezvahlslefteyebrow]

I have officially made 68 of these

[asrielarchive]

[moonlit-escape]

Derek: what are your interests? Aphmau: your son in my room Derek: excuse me?? Aphmau: the sun and the moon!! I love astronomy!