#Incorrect Aphmau Quotes

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Dante, to anyone he's dating: nah, don't even worry about it! Gene wouldn't hurt a fly

Gene to Sasha and Zenix: okay we need to find their background, their address, their place of work-

[fruitcakebro]

Shadowknights have glow-in-the-dark eyes like deer. Garroth found this out while theywere travelling by night quite a bit while trying to catch up with Aph during the Malachi arc.

But after they caught up, they stopped travelling by night because Malachi needed to sleep. So Dante didn't find out.

Until months later, in the guard tower.

Laurance left something downstairs by accident, and went down to get it in the middle of the night. Dante was just about to leave on night patrol when he sees Laurance out of the corner of his eye and just fucking screams at top volume.

Garroth then tumbles out of bed and SPRINTS downstairs, because he's thinking like, 'oh shit, we're being attacked'. But then he gets there and just sees Dante with his back up against the door, and Laurance just standing there holding a bag or something.

Garroth then looks around and asks if everything's okay. To which Dante responds "How long have his eyes been doing that? How can he do that?" and then Garroth's like "How the fuck should I know? How does Laurance do anything?" and just leaves.

Laurance is of course, standing there giggling the entire time.

[laurancezvahlslefteyebrow]

goofies

[moonlit-escape]

Katelyn: behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss

KC: they call this a pyramid scheme i think

Lucinda: I think they prefer the term mlm

Teony: i think you're thinking of wlw

Aphmau: Wulti level warketing scheme

Katelyn: good work, gals

[agua-cat]

Aphmau Quote Saga (Part 1)

CONTENT WARNING : SLIGHTLY SUGGESTIVE JOKE?

If you've watched deadpool you'll probably be fine?

ANYWAY, so my friends and I goof off as Aphmau Characters on Minecraft Servers and one time I was building a huge nether castle as Laurence when my partner logs on as Aphmau to come watch me.

This has resulted in a LOT of iconic quotes (including this one!) that I am slowly working on illustrating, because I think they're funny.

Blurred out my partners name and replaced it with "aphmau!" for privacy reasons, but I'm sorry if the writing is not too legible, I couldn't be bothered to take out my drawing tablet to write a name.

Laurence is also supposed to be holding blueprints, representing me building the castle (I am still building it and going CRAZY)

Here it is!

So there you have it. A goofy moment.

Likely more to come soon, but this is not going to be too frequent. It's just how I get over my nerves of posting on Tumblr

[twisted-dork]

Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #24 SwapDaki!Yuu’s Ship

SwapDaki!Yuu: Lilia, you're under arrest.

Lilia: Wait, what? Why?

SwapDaki!Yuu: For stealing Giyuu!Yuu's heart.

Giyuu!Yuu: Did you just hit on Lilia for me?

SwapDaki!Yuu: I'm tired of WAITING, Giyuu!Yuu.

*SwapDaki!Yuu in a gremlin voice*: My ship will sail

[radi8290]

crawling back to tumblr because MCD has once again taken over my every waking thought

[nagitosstolenhand]

og under cut

[mybrainsrottingwithmcd]

*Garroth and Laurence flirting with each other yet again*

Dante: And you two are sure you're not dating?

Garroth: 100%.

Laurence: Of course not! Why would you think that?

Dante: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Laurence. I fucking wonder.

[cherrilemon]

Aaron: Y’all gotta stop, Aph chose me over y’all so now you gotta stop being mean to me

Garroth: That’s why yo wife’s dead

Aaron: *jaw dropped*

Laurence: and yo son

Aaron: *falls to his knees*

Zoey: What shoes they got on?

Aaron: *family guy death poses*

[asrielmerrymoon]

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Therapist: Okay Lady Aphmau, you signed up for group therapy?

Aphmau: yes

Therapist: Okay, you can call in your group now

The entire mcd cast walks in:

Therapist:

Therapist: I'm gonna need more books and quills.

[fruitcakebro]

*Right after Laurance was rescued from the nether*

Cadenza: I'm going to have to cut your hair pretty short if you want it even. Whoever gotcha down there messed it up pretty good.

Laurance: What??? Oh, for fuck's sake! Take my eyes if you must, but leave my hair alone you fucker! Why did it have to be the hair?

Cadenza: Wha- THAT'S what you're most upset about? Not being blinded, or the burns everywhere? Your fucking hair?

Laurance: Of what's available to focus on, yes. Yes I'd really like to go with that.

[laurancezvahlslefteyebrow]

I have officially made 68 of these

[moonlit-escape]

person: aw he's so cute

Aphmau: thanks, he's a rescue

Aaron: stop telling people that.

[agua-cat]

Aphmau Quote Saga (Part 2)

NO CONTENT WARNING THIS TIME

I can't exactly remember what caused me to type this out at the time, I think I was building Garroth a house in Phoenix Drop and found it funny to make him COMPLETELY obvious so I hung O'khasis flags in front of his house... which lead to the iconic quote below.

I will draw the next quote better but I promised one today and I have other things I need to do so unfortunately this one is a bit rushed!! I hope it's still clear what's going on!!

Clearly I am not to be trusted when tired and building LMAOO

Here is the quote and artwork!!

Goofy moments are inevitable with me!

Thank you so much for the support on part one, I'm really excited to officially make this a saga!!