#Incorrect Aphmau Quotes
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Dante, to anyone he's dating: nah, don't even worry about it! Gene wouldn't hurt a fly
Gene to Sasha and Zenix: okay we need to find their background, their address, their place of work-
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Shadowknights have glow-in-the-dark eyes like deer. Garroth found this out while theywere travelling by night quite a bit while trying to catch up with Aph during the Malachi arc.
But after they caught up, they stopped travelling by night because Malachi needed to sleep. So Dante didn't find out.
Until months later, in the guard tower.
Laurance left something downstairs by accident, and went down to get it in the middle of the night. Dante was just about to leave on night patrol when he sees Laurance out of the corner of his eye and just fucking screams at top volume.
Garroth then tumbles out of bed and SPRINTS downstairs, because he's thinking like, 'oh shit, we're being attacked'. But then he gets there and just sees Dante with his back up against the door, and Laurance just standing there holding a bag or something.
Garroth then looks around and asks if everything's okay. To which Dante responds "How long have his eyes been doing that? How can he do that?" and then Garroth's like "How the fuck should I know? How does Laurance do anything?" and just leaves.
Laurance is of course, standing there giggling the entire time.
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goofies
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Katelyn: behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss
KC: they call this a pyramid scheme i think
Lucinda: I think they prefer the term mlm
Teony: i think you're thinking of wlw
Aphmau: Wulti level warketing scheme
Katelyn: good work, gals
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Aphmau Quote Saga (Part 1)
CONTENT WARNING : SLIGHTLY SUGGESTIVE JOKE?
If you've watched deadpool you'll probably be fine?
ANYWAY, so my friends and I goof off as Aphmau Characters on Minecraft Servers and one time I was building a huge nether castle as Laurence when my partner logs on as Aphmau to come watch me.
This has resulted in a LOT of iconic quotes (including this one!) that I am slowly working on illustrating, because I think they're funny.
Blurred out my partners name and replaced it with "aphmau!" for privacy reasons, but I'm sorry if the writing is not too legible, I couldn't be bothered to take out my drawing tablet to write a name.
Laurence is also supposed to be holding blueprints, representing me building the castle (I am still building it and going CRAZY)
Here it is!
So there you have it. A goofy moment.
Likely more to come soon, but this is not going to be too frequent. It's just how I get over my nerves of posting on Tumblr
#aphmau#minecraft#minecraft diaries#mcd aphmau#mcd laurence#rewrite#incorrect quotes#quotes#art#artists on tumblr#sketch#aphmau quote saga
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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #24 SwapDaki!Yuu鈥檚 Ship
SwapDaki!Yuu: Lilia, you're under arrest.
Lilia: Wait, what? Why?
SwapDaki!Yuu: For stealing Giyuu!Yuu's heart.
Giyuu!Yuu: Did you just hit on Lilia for me?
SwapDaki!Yuu: I'm tired of WAITING, Giyuu!Yuu.
*SwapDaki!Yuu in a gremlin voice*: My ship will sail
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crawling back to tumblr because MCD has once again taken over my every waking thought
#minecraft diaires#mcd#aphblr#incorrect quotes#i drew this instead of sleeping#aphmau mcd#kawaii chan mcd#zane mcd
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og under cut
#my post#aphmau ein#ein aphmau#ein mystreet#mystreet ein#aphmau incorrect quotes#y'all cannot tell me she wouldnt#mystreet incorrect quotes#aphmau twitter#aphmau#aphmau mystreet#phoenix drop high#i think its funny idk#mystreet aphmau#mystreet#aphverse#aphblr#aphmau edit
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*Garroth and Laurence flirting with each other yet again*
Dante: And you two are sure you're not dating?
Garroth: 100%.
Laurence: Of course not! Why would you think that?
Dante: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Laurence. I fucking wonder.
#Dantes sick of their shit#man had to share a watch tower and a living space with them#probably got an eyefull of their homoerotesism#mcd#minecraft diaries#minecraft roleplay#aphmau#dante mcd#garroth ro'meave#laurence zvhal#garrence#garroth x laurance#incorrect quotes
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Aaron: Y鈥檃ll gotta stop, Aph chose me over y鈥檃ll so now you gotta stop being mean to me
Garroth: That鈥檚 why yo wife鈥檚 dead
Aaron: *jaw dropped*
Laurence: and yo son
Aaron: *falls to his knees*
Zoey: What shoes they got on?
Aaron: *family guy death poses*
#make the sound effect in your head#aphblr#aphmau#aphmau incorrect quotes#aphmau minecraft diaries#mcd garroth#mcd aaron#mcd laurance#mcd zoey#aphmau mcd
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#zane x travis#zanvis#incorrect quotes#zane ro'meave#aphmau#zane x ein#ein aphmau#dante x zane#dante aphmau
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Therapist: Okay Lady Aphmau, you signed up for group therapy?
Aphmau: yes
Therapist: Okay, you can call in your group now
The entire mcd cast walks in:
Therapist:
Therapist: I'm gonna need more books and quills.
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*Bridge scene after the baby shower*
Zane: So what happened to your eyes?
Laurance: 'If your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away', and your brother's ass was speaking to me in the most sinful of ways.
Aphmau, Garroth, Zane, and the two guards: *horrified silence*
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I have officially made 68 of these
#please i cant stop myself#someone take my phone away#aphmau#minecraft diaries#aphmau fandom#i don鈥檛 support aphmau#mcd#minecraft diaries aphmau#aphmau mcyt#mcd aphmau#mcyt#aphblr#aphverse#aphmau meme#text post#incorrect quotes#aphmau shalashaska#michi mcd#laurance zvahl#laurence zvahl#travis valkrum#garroth romeave#zane ro'meave#ivy the venom scythe#aphmau dante
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person: aw he's so cute
Aphmau: thanks, he's a rescue
Aaron: stop telling people that.
#mystreet#mystreet starlight#aphmau mystreet#aaron mystreet#aarmau#incorrect quotes#incorrect mystreet quotes#source: twitter#aphblr
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Aphmau Quote Saga (Part 2)
NO CONTENT WARNING THIS TIME
I can't exactly remember what caused me to type this out at the time, I think I was building Garroth a house in Phoenix Drop and found it funny to make him COMPLETELY obvious so I hung O'khasis flags in front of his house... which lead to the iconic quote below.
I will draw the next quote better but I promised one today and I have other things I need to do so unfortunately this one is a bit rushed!! I hope it's still clear what's going on!!
Clearly I am not to be trusted when tired and building LMAOO
Here is the quote and artwork!!
Goofy moments are inevitable with me!
Thank you so much for the support on part one, I'm really excited to officially make this a saga!!
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