Katelyn: behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss
KC: they call this a pyramid scheme i think
Lucinda: I think they prefer the term mlm
Teony: i think you're thinking of wlw
Aphmau: Wulti level warketing scheme
Katelyn: good work, gals
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ZANUS (incorrect quotes.)
Zane: Stop doing that.
Janus: Stop doing what?
Zane: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
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Zane: I feel like doing something stupid.
Janus: I’m stupid, do me.
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Zane: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.
Janus: What- how?
Zane: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”
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Zane: I’m doing what I can to jog your memory.
Janus: It’s jogging, I guess. Its tiddies are jiggling a little.
Zane: Nice.
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Zane: It doesn’t have a bone.
Janus: Then why is it called a boner?
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Zane: Janus and I are no longer dating.
Janus: Zane, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.
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Janus: Priest kink is definitely a thing and I am afflicted by it.
Zane: Go to church.
Zane: WAIT—
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Zane: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.
Janus: Hi, I’m ‘things’.
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Janus: What’s sexting?
Zane: I'm not having this conversation with you.
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Janus: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
Zane: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
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Zane: How would you rate your pain?
Janus: 0/10. Would not recommend.
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Janus: Hey! Wanna hear a joke?
Zane: Sure.
Janus: Your life!
Zane: Actually, my life isn’t a joke, jokes have meaning.
Janus: Zane, no.
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Zane: We’re getting married, bitches!
Janus: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
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Zane: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Janus: Oh. We're going out?
Zane: Wh...
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Bonus Janus booba sketch.
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mystreet as texts between me and my friends:
*the ro'meave brothers looking at old baby pics*
zane: who tf were we looking at bro we look so repulsed
garroth: CRYINGGGG
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the goobers (VYLAD PLS COME BACKKKKK)
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Katelyn: Stressed.
Zane: Depressed.
Travis: Possessed.
Aphmau: Obsessed.
Garroth: Impressed.
Kawaii~Chan: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
Kawaii~Chan: I just wanted to join in.
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Vylad and Zenix after they first met each other but before they got together were essentially a constant loop of:
Vylad: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
Zenix: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
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Melachi:...I remember my grandfather.. I can still remember the last words he said to me before he died....
Levin: What did he say? I wasn't there?
Melachi: He said, "Stop shaking the ladder, you little shit!" Then. . Then grandpa went bye-bye..
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mystreet as texts between me and my friends:
travis: why did my spelking get so bad all of a sudden whatvthe toot
katelyn: ur becoming slow
travis: yeah i did take a volleyball to the head a while ago
katelyn: That's not the only thing you'll be taking to the head
katelyn: 🗑️
travis: trash can☹️❓
katelyn: YEA
travis: aw man☹️
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"mystreet as texts between me and my friends"???? WRONG!!!! this is a text between me and my GGIIRRLLFFRRIIEENNDD!!!!!!!!!!🙂↕️🙂↕️
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