#incorrect mystreet quotes

[moonlit-escape]

Katelyn: behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss

KC: they call this a pyramid scheme i think

Lucinda: I think they prefer the term mlm

Teony: i think you're thinking of wlw

Aphmau: Wulti level warketing scheme

Katelyn: good work, gals

[incorrect-quotes-but-drawn]

drawing mysreet incorrect quotes

[nagitosstolenhand]

og under cut

[www-librarytearoom-com]

Dante, to anyone he's dating: nah, don't even worry about it! Gene wouldn't hurt a fly

Gene to Sasha and Zenix: okay we need to find their background, their address, their place of work-

[reterols]

ZANUS (incorrect quotes.)

Zane: Stop doing that.

Janus: Stop doing what?

Zane: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

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Zane: I feel like doing something stupid.

Janus: I’m stupid, do me.

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Zane: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Janus: What- how?

Zane: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

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Zane: I’m doing what I can to jog your memory.

Janus: It’s jogging, I guess. Its tiddies are jiggling a little.

Zane: Nice.

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Zane: It doesn’t have a bone.

Janus: Then why is it called a boner?

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Zane: Janus and I are no longer dating.

Janus: Zane, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

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Janus: Priest kink is definitely a thing and I am afflicted by it.

Zane: Go to church.

Zane: WAIT—

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Zane: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Janus: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

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Janus: What’s sexting?

Zane: I'm not having this conversation with you.

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Janus: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Zane: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

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Zane: How would you rate your pain?

Janus: 0/10. Would not recommend.

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Janus: Hey! Wanna hear a joke?

Zane: Sure.

Janus: Your life!

Zane: Actually, my life isn’t a joke, jokes have meaning.

Janus: Zane, no.

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Zane: We’re getting married, bitches!

Janus: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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Zane: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Janus: Oh. We're going out?

Zane: Wh...

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Bonus Janus booba sketch.

[travelerpoetry]

INCORRECT QUOTES

The three brothers (Garroth, Zane, Vylad)

&

The older brother's totally - not boyfriend. (Laurance)

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Laurance: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Zane: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

Garroth: *running towards Zane with open arms*

Zane: *moves out of the way*

Garroth: Hey, why'd you move?!

Zane: I thought you were going to attack me.

Garroth: I was going to hug you!

Zane: Why would you hug me?

Garroth: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

Laurance: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK!

Zane: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!

Garroth: Come on, you need to go to bed.

Zane: Mr. Snuffles says that I can stay up as long as I want. And that you need to die!

Garroth: …

Garroth: What the hell, Mr. Snuffles—

Vylad: Wake me up-

Laurance: Before you go go

Garroth: When September ends

Zane: WAKE ME UP INSIDE

Garroth: Oh gosh I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours!

Laurance: Six? I only got three!

Vylad: You guys got sleep?

Zane, comes stumbling out of his room and grabs a jug of coffee before saying: What year is it??

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[iridiss]

[incorrectquotefreak]

mystreet as texts between me and my friends:

*the ro'meave brothers looking at old baby pics*

zane: who tf were we looking at bro we look so repulsed

garroth: CRYINGGGG

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the goobers (VYLAD PLS COME BACKKKKK)

[cherrilemon]

Katelyn: Stressed.

Zane: Depressed.

Travis: Possessed.

Aphmau: Obsessed.

Garroth: Impressed.

Kawaii~Chan: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Kawaii~Chan: I just wanted to join in.

[vocaloidasthingsivesaid]

Miku: My type in fictional characters started with Laurance...

Miku: What does that say about me?

Rin: Uh... trauma?

[theythem-vylad-supremacy]

Vylad and Zenix after they first met each other but before they got together were essentially a constant loop of:

Vylad: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

Zenix: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[moonlit-escape]

person: aw he's so cute

Aphmau: thanks, he's a rescue

Aaron: stop telling people that.

[jackie-mae]

Some Mystreet/MCD incorrect quotes :p

[a-comic-relief-plot-device]

Derek: It's a good idea... if you're trying to get us killed. Can't you think of things that are actually supposed to help us?

[incorrectaphmaudilfquotes]

Samael: I got your nose-

Younger Zack: *He shoots a nerf gun at him* And I've got a gun. Give me my nose or die.

[incorrectcatfacestudios]

Aphmau: *boiling water*

Katelyn: Aph what the fuck are you doing its 6 in the morning

Aphmau: Making cereal!

Katelyn: