#incorrect mystreet quotes

[moonlit-escape]

Aaron: Text me to say you're home safely Aphmau: im home dangerously Aaron: Stop it Aphmau: im home lethally

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drawing mysreet incorrect quotes

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INCORRECT QUOTES

The three brothers (Garroth, Zane, Vylad)

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The older brother's totally - not boyfriend. (Laurance)

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Laurance: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Zane: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

Garroth: *running towards Zane with open arms*

Zane: *moves out of the way*

Garroth: Hey, why'd you move?!

Zane: I thought you were going to attack me.

Garroth: I was going to hug you!

Zane: Why would you hug me?

Garroth: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

Laurance: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK!

Zane: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!

Garroth: Come on, you need to go to bed.

Zane: Mr. Snuffles says that I can stay up as long as I want. And that you need to die!

Garroth: …

Garroth: What the hell, Mr. Snuffles—

Vylad: Wake me up-

Laurance: Before you go go

Garroth: When September ends

Zane: WAKE ME UP INSIDE

Garroth: Oh gosh I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours!

Laurance: Six? I only got three!

Vylad: You guys got sleep?

Zane, comes stumbling out of his room and grabs a jug of coffee before saying: What year is it??

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[iridiss]

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Dante, to anyone he's dating: nah, don't even worry about it! Gene wouldn't hurt a fly

Gene to Sasha and Zenix: okay we need to find their background, their address, their place of work-

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ZANUS (incorrect quotes.)

Zane: Stop doing that.

Janus: Stop doing what?

Zane: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

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Zane: I feel like doing something stupid.

Janus: I’m stupid, do me.

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Zane: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Janus: What- how?

Zane: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

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Zane: I’m doing what I can to jog your memory.

Janus: It’s jogging, I guess. Its tiddies are jiggling a little.

Zane: Nice.

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Zane: It doesn’t have a bone.

Janus: Then why is it called a boner?

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Zane: Janus and I are no longer dating.

Janus: Zane, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

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Janus: Priest kink is definitely a thing and I am afflicted by it.

Zane: Go to church.

Zane: WAIT—

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Zane: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Janus: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

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Janus: What’s sexting?

Zane: I'm not having this conversation with you.

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Janus: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Zane: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

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Zane: How would you rate your pain?

Janus: 0/10. Would not recommend.

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Janus: Hey! Wanna hear a joke?

Zane: Sure.

Janus: Your life!

Zane: Actually, my life isn’t a joke, jokes have meaning.

Janus: Zane, no.

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Zane: We’re getting married, bitches!

Janus: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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Zane: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Janus: Oh. We're going out?

Zane: Wh...

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Bonus Janus booba sketch.

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mystreet as texts between me and my friends:

*the ro'meave brothers looking at old baby pics*

zane: who tf were we looking at bro we look so repulsed

garroth: CRYINGGGG

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the goobers (VYLAD PLS COME BACKKKKK)

[cherrilemon]

Katelyn: Stressed.

Zane: Depressed.

Travis: Possessed.

Kawaii~Chan: Obsessed.

Garroth: Impressed.

Laurance: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Laurance: I just wanted to join in.

[vocaloidasthingsivesaid]

Miku: My type in fictional characters started with Laurance...

Miku: What does that say about me?

Rin: Uh... trauma?

[theythem-vylad-supremacy]

Vylad and Zenix after they first met each other but before they got together were essentially a constant loop of:

Vylad: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

Zenix: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

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Blaze: wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down bad for apollo

Aaron: ICARUS?

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So I used an incorrect quotes generator........

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Some Mystreet/MCD incorrect quotes :p

[unicorn-virus-syndrome]

Felt a little bored so here are some incorrect quotes! (Mostly about the Jury of Nine because I’m going insane about them lately. Could take place either in Mystreet or Minecraft Diaries.)

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Zane: Time for plan G. Jeffory: Don’t you mean plan B? Zane: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Ivan: What about plan D? Zane: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Janus: What about plan E? Zane: I’m hoping not to use it. Katelyn dies in plan E. Ivy: I like plan E. Katelyn: >:/

——— Zane: Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat Janus: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents Zane: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you! :] Lillian: Actually I did the math, Janus would have $225, not $0.15. Janus: Fam I’m right here…. Katelyn: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda. Jeffory: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? Katelyn: Sorry I only have a dollar. Jeffory: :[ Iavn: Hey I just realized Lillian is right, Janus would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent. Katelyn: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice. Ivy: You can buy anything you want with $22,500? Ivan: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice. Ivy: Apply juice to what??? Katelyn: Directly to the forehead Zane: Great chat everyone.

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Jeffory: I've got a weapon, and I'm… admittedly VERY afraid to use it!

——— Ivan: eh, I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first.

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Jeffory, skipping rocks on a lake with Katelyn: It’s such a beautiful evening. Katelyn: Yeah, it is. Katelyn: whispering Take that you fucking lake.

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Ivy: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?! Zane: Alright. Ivan: Hey, I- Ivy: SHUT UP! Ivan: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!! Zane: It was bound to be stupid.

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While planning to break in somewhere Janus: Hey, let's do "Get Help!" Zane: What? Janus: "Get Help." Zane: No. Janus: C'mon, you love it! Zane: I hate it. Janus: It's great! It works every time! Zane: It's humiliating. Janus: Do you have a better plan? Zane: No. Janus: We're doing it! Zane: We are not doing "Get Help!" A Minute Later Janus, carrying Zane: Get help! Please! He’s dying! Help him! throws Zane at guards, knocking them out Janus: Ahh, classic! Zane: gets up I still hate it. It's humiliating. Janus, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

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Jeffory; Isn’t it a bit dangerous? Ivy: Jeffory, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt. Jeffory: … Ivy: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt. Jeffory: … Ivy: Alright, we escaped unhurt once… Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

——— Katelyn: I wouldn’t wish that upon my worse enemy! Katelyn: Unless of course. . We’re talking about my enemy, Ivy. Fuck you Ivy, you know what you did!

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Zenix: Hey, check out my Spongebob umbrella! Zenix opens his umbrella while indoors Sasha: Zenix, that’s bad luck… Jeffory: Chill out, dude!- Ghost Janus, kicking down the door: WHO SUMMONED ME?!?! Zenix, Sasha, and Gene: SCREAMS

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Lillian: What's with the new hat? Ivy: Oh, this? It's nothing. Janus: It's the loudest nothing I ever saw. Katelyn: Ivy, you just can't mosey in here with a brand-new hat and act like you're not wearing a brand-new hat. Ivy: Look, I'm trying something new, okay? Just take it easy. Ivan: She’s right, guys. Come on, let's not go down this path. It's ugly… Kinda like that hat– Ivy: I got this from a nice store! Ivan: What store? The one before you exit the Al Capone Museum? Zane, entering the room: Good Evening— Ivy? Did you just finish Bling Ring-ing Bruno Mars' closet? Ivy: I'm being brave, okay? You guys are sheep. You may want to take a long, hard look in the mirror. Katelyn: Better us than you. You look like a park ranger from a cartoon. Ivy: Jeffory, do you think the hat looks bad? Jeffory: Oh, uh, me? Um, I… I wouldn't say it was bad. Like, I think it's just different, like something you would wear in Indiana… Jones and the Temple of Bad Hats.

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Janus: Dude, we can get mythical animals! Maybe I’ll get a penguin! Lillian: Penguins are real. Janus: That’s the spirit, Lillian! They’re real to me too!

——— Ivy: I feel awful about killing you. Katelyn: … Ivy: Even though technically you never even died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.

——— Jeffory: You know you can die from that, right? <:[ Ivan: smoking a cigarette. That’s the point. Katelyn: drinking alcohol. We’re trying to speed this up. Lillian: Eating raw cookie dough and nodding.

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Zane: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh… Lillian, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you? Zane, panicked: WHAT IS CLOTHES??? Ó_Ò

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Katelyn: Respect my trans homies or I’m gonna identify as a fucking problem. Janus: :] Ivan: >:D Lillaim: ….Slowly gives a thumbs up.

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Ivan; Lucinda has no idea I’m high. Lucinda: ..You’re high? Ivan: Oh, I’m sorry. Ivan, leaning over to Lillian: Lucinda has no idea I’m high.

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Zane: What’s your greatest weakness? Lillian: Interpreting the semantics of a question, but ignoring the pragmatics. Zane: Could you give an example? Lillian: Yes, I could.

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In the Early Days of The Jury of Nine Katelyn: Fight me! Ivy: gets on one knee and pulls out a ring Ivy: Fight me for the rest of our lives? Katelyn: 0///0 Jeffory: …Well this can’t be healthy. Ivan: Oh absolutely not this can only go down in flames.

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Ivy: Tell them to eat shit, Lillian. Lillian: Tell them yourself. Ivy: Eat shit, asshole. Fall off your horse.

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Ivan, handing a balloon to Lillian: I have no soul. Have a good day! Lillian, walking off: I don't have one either.

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Lillian: What's wrong with you? Ivan: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

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Zane: My favorite thing about big dogs is that when you push them over, they're all like "Oh, I'm lying down now! Someone might scratch my stomach! I might nap! Endless possibilities!" Zane: …whereas, when you push little dogs over, they're all like, "Vengeance! Death before dishonor!" Lillian: Is this just your way of describing Janus, the tallest in our friend group, and Ivan, the shortest in our friend group? Zane: Yes.

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Ivy: Aww, what's your dog's name? Aph: Celestia! ^^ Ivy, yelling to Lillian: TRY CELESTIA! Lillian, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK! Ivy: … Ivy: What's your favorite number?

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Jeffory; Uhh.. Zane just asked if we want to… Jeffory: ”Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?” Lillian, not even looking up from her phone: He’s asking if you wanna cut down Christmas Trees. Jeffory: Oh, that makes more sense.

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Jeffory; I have a problem. Katelyn: Kill it. Ivy: Kill it. Janus: Kill it. Ivan: Kill it. Zane: Kill it. Lillian: Kill it. Jeffory: …Can you all chill for like, two seconds?

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Zane: Where's Janus? Ivy: Don't worry, I'll find them. Ivy, shouting: Zane sucks! Janus, distantly: Zane is the best man to ever live! Fuck you!! Ivy: Found them.

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Zane: The ritual. To preform it requires a sacrifice… Lillian: Sacrifice? I nominate Ivan. Ivan: Wait, what?! Janus: Because you're little, you'll fit on a pentagram. Ivan: I'm 5'9, that’s like the average height in Ru’an! Zane: Its not that kind of sacrifice guys!!!

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Ivy: Janus learned how to fold origami penguins from Lillian the other day. I told them, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day he put the penguins in the fridge.

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Katelyn: Look, Zane, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

[a-comic-relief-plot-device]

Derek: It's a good idea... if you're trying to get us killed. Can't you think of things that are actually supposed to help us?