#incorrect cyberpunk quotes

[the-8-of-spades]

[smittenzs]

Johnny: I hate to say ‘I told you so’— V: No, you don’t. You would marry 'I told you so’ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

[xphantasmagoria]

Saul, pointing over to V: Do you have any control over that idiot?

Panam: None whatsoever.

[timaeusterrored]

Vincent: Oh and Jesus Christ I can’t believe I haven’t told you this yet, I saw a fuckin body in the lake!

Mike: Like… like a dead one?

Vincent: Oh no-no-no-nono, uh, one of the swimmers from the varsity swim team. He got lost on his way to practice and- YES A DEAD ONE DUMBASS.

[madmanwonder]

Jaune: People said violence isn’t the right answer for most situations….

Naruto:…is the best answer possible for all situations…

David:…the more violent you use in the situation…

Sora:…is the best!

[stellanimarum]

V: Thanks, dad. V: Why is everyone staring at me? Jackie:You just called Vik "dad." Misty: You said, "thanks, dad." V:What? No, I didn't. I said, "thanks, man." Vik:Do you see me as a father figure, V? V:No. If anything, I see you as a "bother" figure, 'cause you're always bothering me. Jackie: Hey, show your father some respect.

[dualbasilisk]

Quora/askreddit in the Cyberpunk universe be like

Q: "Is lane splitting illegal in night city? I want to know how much trouble I can get this asshole motorcyclist gonk in for nearly klepin' my side view mirror"

A: "not only is lane splitting legal for cyclists in night city, it's also legal for full size cars if you can squeeze through! Hope this helps <3"

[awhalesrider]

Johnny and Val will absolutely have a discussion about some weird theory before any aftercare...

Edit: In case of any misunderstanding and unecessary argument, let me be clear: This is just a MEME a JOKE an INCORRECT QUOTE. Pls consider V is babbling nonsense for fun just to amuse/tease Johnny & herself. None of the words represent my personal opinion or the canon plot.

[homeofsymbrock]

Johnny: I’m doing what I can to jog your memory. V: It’s jogging, I guess. Its tiddies are jiggling a little. Johnny: Nice.

[team-iceflower]

*Ruby’s metal band playing a basement show*

Ruby: 🎶Can't kill me, I'm zero and one. Add justice to the people's math. Blaze your way down the rebel path!🎶 *Jumps onto one of the speakers and starts pointing to the crowd*

Ruby: 🎶Hear my call, I'm chippin' in! Total war, I'm chippin' in!

Casings fall, I'm chippin' in! *grabs the mic with both hands and starts to scream* KILL THEM ALLLL.🎶

[Blake and Weiss in the pit]

Blake: How turned on are you right now?

Weiss: She'll be lucky if she can walk tomorrow.

[teaaagan]

Heart

Panam: We can’t lose. Because we have this. (Points to chest)

Y/N (V): We have heart?

Panam: Heart? No. Me. I’m pointing at myself. I’m going to win this for us.

[fandomsareforincorrectquotes]

V: Know why I called you in here? Johnny: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic. V: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

[smittenzs]

V: Hey Johnny? Johnny: Yeah? V: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false? Johnny: Johnny: …What.

[xphantasmagoria]

Kerry, texting Johnny while drunk: Johnny, I’m being kidnapped. I don’t know where I am or where they’re taking me. Please send help.

Johnny, checking his phone and turning around in the driver’s seat: It’s me, pretty boy. I’m bringing you home.

[timaeusterrored]

Panam: Has anyone seen a small, homicidal, slightly bipolar gay guy walk around? He owes me twenty dollars.

V: sorry my mom said no.

Panam: You’re an orphan.

V: and you’re closeted, chucklenuts.

[silver-samurai]

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