#incorrect cyberpunk quotes

[xphantasmagoria]

Kerry: I typed “bitch” into my GPS and guess what? I’m in your driveway.

V: …

Kerry: Vroom, vroom. Come out already.

[the-8-of-spades]

[smittenzs]

Johnny: I hate to say ‘I told you so’— V: No, you don’t. You would marry 'I told you so’ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

[timaeusterrored]

Vincent: Oh and Jesus Christ I can’t believe I haven’t told you this yet, I saw a fuckin body in the lake!

Mike: Like… like a dead one?

Vincent: Oh no-no-no-nono, uh, one of the swimmers from the varsity swim team. He got lost on his way to practice and- YES A DEAD ONE DUMBASS.

[stellanimarum]

V: Thanks, dad. V: Why is everyone staring at me? Jackie:You just called Vik "dad." Misty: You said, "thanks, dad." V:What? No, I didn't. I said, "thanks, man." Vik:Do you see me as a father figure, V? V:No. If anything, I see you as a "bother" figure, 'cause you're always bothering me. Jackie: Hey, show your father some respect.

[dualbasilisk]

Quora/askreddit in the Cyberpunk universe be like

Q: "Is lane splitting illegal in night city? I want to know how much trouble I can get this asshole motorcyclist gonk in for nearly klepin' my side view mirror"

A: "not only is lane splitting legal for cyclists in night city, it's also legal for full size cars if you can squeeze through! Hope this helps <3"

[awhalesrider]

Johnny and Val will absolutely have a discussion about some weird theory before any aftercare...

Edit: In case of any misunderstanding and unecessary argument, let me be clear: This is just a MEME a JOKE an INCORRECT QUOTE. Pls consider V is babbling nonsense for fun just to amuse/tease Johnny & herself. None of the words represent my personal opinion or the canon plot.

[homeofsymbrock]

Johnny: I’m doing what I can to jog your memory. V: It’s jogging, I guess. Its tiddies are jiggling a little. Johnny: Nice.

[teaaagan]

Heart

Panam: We can’t lose. Because we have this. (Points to chest)

Y/N (V): We have heart?

Panam: Heart? No. Me. I’m pointing at myself. I’m going to win this for us.

[team-iceflower]

*Ruby’s metal band playing a basement show*

Ruby: 🎶Can't kill me, I'm zero and one. Add justice to the people's math. Blaze your way down the rebel path!🎶 *Jumps onto one of the speakers and starts pointing to the crowd*

Ruby: 🎶Hear my call, I'm chippin' in! Total war, I'm chippin' in!

Casings fall, I'm chippin' in! *grabs the mic with both hands and starts to scream* KILL THEM ALLLL.🎶

[Blake and Weiss in the pit]

Blake: How turned on are you right now?

Weiss: She'll be lucky if she can walk tomorrow.

[takemuraownsmysoul]

Something something, I have an AU where V teams up with Yori last minute, and they take down Arasaka from the inside. Double the fun if you had corpo V. Yori is described as a caring and determined individual in his wiki, and I think he really wouldn't stop until he found a way to separate V and Johnny safely. And THEN, given that V had already pierced the Blackwall and Alt (politely) basically told you to go fuck yourselves, I feel like he would just stick Johnny in a new body and they'd team up.

Yori is literally labeled as the mirror of Johnny Silverhand in a corpo setting in the official citing, and I think they'd get along super well. Which is what had inspired my list of "If V and Yori teamed up" incorrect quotes.

[xphantasmagoria]

Kerry: What are you doing?

V: Holding the door open for you, like a gentleman.

Kerry: ..I'm taking a shower.

[woods-and-adlers-left-hand-dude]

Cyberpunk incorrect quotes

Jackie and v in a sticky situation

Jackie:you know it's time like these I really wish I'd listened to mama

V:what did she say?

Jackie:I don't know I wasn't listening

[smittenzs]

V: Hey Johnny? Johnny: Yeah? V: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false? Johnny: Johnny: …What.

[timaeusterrored]

Panam: Has anyone seen a small, homicidal, slightly bipolar gay guy walk around? He owes me twenty dollars.

V: sorry my mom said no.

Panam: You’re an orphan.

V: and you’re closeted, chucklenuts.

[fandomsareforincorrectquotes]

V: Know why I called you in here? Johnny: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic. V: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?