petro1986
The Palace of Nuttiness
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petro1986 · 1 day ago
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The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.
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petro1986 · 1 day ago
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I'm onto something I'm telling you
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petro1986 · 1 day ago
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“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams
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petro1986 · 2 days ago
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i m;iss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur
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petro1986 · 2 days ago
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petro1986 · 2 days ago
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Since the holiday toy drive post is circulating again, I figured this would also be helpful! Food insecurity is such a massive problem in America, in general, and if you have the means to help feed others, I think you should take that opportunity. Here are some other tips:
1. If you’re planning on donating items from your own pantry, please check the expiration dates on the packaging. Think of your donations as gifts to bestow, not castoffs to be rid of. It’s awful to think of people feeling like they got scraps someone else just didn’t want. Everyone deserves dignity with their meals.
2. If you’d rather give money to a food bank, that’s also great since they buy food in bulk and know what items are most wanted/needed!
3. Not everyone has access to appliances like stoves or microwaves or hot plates so if you can donate items that don’t need to be heated up, that would also be greatly appreciated!
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petro1986 · 2 days ago
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death of subcultures and death of third places are directly connected and you can’t convince me otherwise
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petro1986 · 2 days ago
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petro1986 · 2 days ago
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"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess
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petro1986 · 3 days ago
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petro1986 · 3 days ago
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petro1986 · 3 days ago
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IF YOU LOVE FAT WOMEN HIT THAT MF REBLOG
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petro1986 · 3 days ago
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I always liked this scene. The trio having a peaceful breakfast together, the colors, the lighting, BMO with an uneaten plate of eggs, a framed photo of Princess Bubblegum wearing a chef’s hat… I think there’s moss growing on the floor…
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petro1986 · 3 days ago
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petro1986 · 3 days ago
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i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.
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petro1986 · 3 days ago
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first mistake
sometimes I think
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Most-used word in each US state.
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