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2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

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I don't have a Christmas tree so I decorated Quark. My cats fucking hate him btw.

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Caught my dog doing a lil two step at the park like it's nothing

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i think weight loss ads should be illegal and im not kidding

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reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

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were you “a pleasure to have in class”?

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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

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NEW !!! SNAKE DISCOVERED

ITS CALLED THE LIMESTONE EYELASH PIT VIPER. THAT iS SO CUTE. ITS SO PRETTY

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its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

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watching biochemistry videos and periodically repeating under my breath "oh my god I am so glad I don't work in biochemistry"

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can i say something problematic

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men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office

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*to the tune of “we built this city*

WE LOVE THIS KITTY