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hit him where it hurts

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an incomplete list of unsettling short stories I read in textbooks

the scarlet ibis

marigolds

the diamond necklace

the monkey’s paw

the open boat

the lady and the tiger

the minister’s black veil

an occurrence at owl creek bridge

a rose for emily

(I found that one by googling “short story corpse in the house,” first result)

the cask of amontillado

the yellow wallpaper

the most dangerous game

a good man is hard to find

some are well-known, some obscure, some I enjoy as an adult, all made me uncomfortable between the ages of 11-15

add your own weird shit, I wanna be literary and disturbed

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I just included what seems like the most common range for having sex for the first time (skewed older because…. It’s tumblr)

Also I mean physical sex I’m not talking about sexting your internet friends 🤨

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hundreds of beavers is free on youtube even as we speak

you will not regret spending two hours watching hundreds of beavers

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hundreds of beavers is free on youtube even as we speak

you will not regret spending two hours watching hundreds of beavers

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maybe.

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new batch of @incorrect-muppet-quotes

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Hii since tiktok got banned, I figured I should try posting my art elsewhere! Here is a bit of an art dump of some of my drawings, sorry if I’m not using Tumblr right, I’m new. If anybody has any advice on how to use it, I would appreciate it so much. Thanks :)) I might make another post with more drawings!

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sees a popular meme redraw: how can I make this about danny phantom

based on:

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What is your favorite part of Canada?

The Maritimes (Prince Edward Island, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia)

Newfoundland and Labrador

The Prairies (Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba)

Northern Canada (Nunavut, Yukon, Northwest Territories)

Quebec/French Canada

Ontario

British Columbia

I have no thoughts or feelings about Canada to share

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died and came back right. there was definitely something wrong with me before? resurrection fixed me i think

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grieving your innocence

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this hit me like a truck

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the worst oc i ever made was a dc oc i came up with in middle school. her deal was that whenever she died she just got better. like she’d wake up in an hour and be fine. it depended on how she died, quicker and cleaner meant she’d be better faster. idk i didn’t think through all the details because the reason this character was terrible was that her solution to every problem was to kill herself. she traumatized like ten different heroes because they were trying to save her from something and she just went “nah” and shot herself in the head. i don’t remember what made this seem like a good idea for an oc. probably depression. don’t make ocs when you’re depressed.

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Great Mouse Detective version of Dracula happening simultaneously as the events of Dracula, so there’s just five mice in Victorian clothes unnoticed by the human cast desperately trying to kill a bat.

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having poor circulation is great because people will touch your hand and go 'oh! you're so cold!' and for a moment you get to experience what it's like to be a vampire in a romance novel

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kirk gets out of every situation being like you see this table right here this table is made of wood and now you see long ago people made tables out of wood in earths 20th century though tables can be made of other materials right mister spock and spocks like yes there are tables made of metal alloys combinations of materials in fact tables are an object defined by structure rather than material and kirks like yes yes very good so we all agree this is a table and finally the guy whos holding them hostage looks down at the table and kirk kicks the table at him