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do what i can

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the internet these days is insane because every 3-5 days you see an honest to god neuron-rewiring video produced by some rando with too much free time, and it's so fucking good that you know would have been its own entire meme for MONTHS in 2005. but we're so saturated with phds in breaking bad editing so you can't go into work like "hey did you see The Bear No Rush video game?" because nobody has any idea what you're talking about. back in my day we watched 1 blurry video of a guy doing the Numa Numa Dance and it sustained all of society for an entire year.

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my oc junko 🌱

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We need more walkable cities. I am so tired of my transportation turning to aquatic life. It’s so inconvenient.

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i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

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reading nabokov is maddening because his writing is so playful and evocative and effortless and english isn't even his first language. he's doing things in a second language most people could spend their lives trying and failing to replicate in their first language. makes me feel like this

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My oc Clippy!!

Edit: a few people requested to draw him i just want to let you guys know that i no longer own him he was sold a while ago <33

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“National teacher shortage” is a fun way of saying that the USA has made a passion driven job so ungodly inhospitable that even people who “just care about teaching, not the money” don’t even care about teaching anymore.

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Zero Suit Samus, prime 4 edition

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Ask me how you can switch from short king to tall king with nothing but a hex wrench.

Limb Loss Boss

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scared to ask the librarian about this poster...

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Shoutout to gay furry hackers. In this house we support our troops 🫡

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“never too late to be who you might have been” by sara yukiko mon | still from i saw the tv glow, “there is still time”

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It's that one panel. Y'know.

Memes