#cyberpunk 2077 incorrect quote

[fandomsareforincorrectquotes]

V: Know why I called you in here? Johnny: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic. V: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

[awhalesrider]

Johnny and Val will absolutely have a discussion about some weird theory before any aftercare...

Edit: In case of any misunderstanding and unecessary argument, let me be clear: This is just a MEME a JOKE an INCORRECT QUOTE. Pls consider V is babbling nonsense for fun just to amuse/tease Johnny & herself. None of the words represent my personal opinion or the canon plot.

[homeofsymbrock]

Johnny: I’m doing what I can to jog your memory. V: It’s jogging, I guess. Its tiddies are jiggling a little. Johnny: Nice.

[teaaagan]

Heart

Panam: We can’t lose. Because we have this. (Points to chest)

Y/N (V): We have heart?

Panam: Heart? No. Me. I’m pointing at myself. I’m going to win this for us.

[team-iceflower]

*Ruby’s metal band playing a basement show*

Ruby: 🎶Can't kill me, I'm zero and one. Add justice to the people's math. Blaze your way down the rebel path!🎶 *Jumps onto one of the speakers and starts pointing to the crowd*

Ruby: 🎶Hear my call, I'm chippin' in! Total war, I'm chippin' in!

Casings fall, I'm chippin' in! *grabs the mic with both hands and starts to scream* KILL THEM ALLLL.🎶

[Blake and Weiss in the pit]

Blake: How turned on are you right now?

Weiss: She'll be lucky if she can walk tomorrow.

[takemuraownsmysoul]

Something something, I have an AU where V teams up with Yori last minute, and they take down Arasaka from the inside. Double the fun if you had corpo V. Yori is described as a caring and determined individual in his wiki, and I think he really wouldn't stop until he found a way to separate V and Johnny safely. And THEN, given that V had already pierced the Blackwall and Alt (politely) basically told you to go fuck yourselves, I feel like he would just stick Johnny in a new body and they'd team up.

Yori is literally labeled as the mirror of Johnny Silverhand in a corpo setting in the official citing, and I think they'd get along super well. Which is what had inspired my list of "If V and Yori teamed up" incorrect quotes.

[xphantasmagoria]

Kerry: I typed “bitch” into my GPS and guess what? I’m in your driveway.

V: …

Kerry: Vroom, vroom. Come out already.

[the-8-of-spades]

[woods-and-adlers-left-hand-dude]

Cyberpunk incorrect quotes

Jackie and v in a sticky situation

Jackie:you know it's time like these I really wish I'd listened to mama

V:what did she say?

Jackie:I don't know I wasn't listening

[smittenzs]

Johnny: I hate to say ‘I told you so’— V: No, you don’t. You would marry 'I told you so’ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

[silver-samurai]

Cyberpunk 77 Very Incorrect Quotes [x]

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

June: ghostbusters rpg tier 3 crafting components

June: ah darn, meant to search that online

Dave: hot singles in my area shit wrong app

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

100% Totally legit spoilers for Sonic 3, I swear

Shadow: Wake the fuck up, doctor. We've got a world to burn.

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Shadow, addressing Sonic, Tails and Knuckles after telling them his plan: Now, you can either join me against humanity, or you can DIE SCREAMING ALONGSIDE THEM!

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*Shadow is being hunted by Tails*

Shadow: Strange things are afoot in the Circle K.

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Shadow: What were you expecting?

Sonic: I dunno?! A happier ending? For everyone involved?!

Shadow: Here? For folks like us? Wrong world. Wrong people.

[alexitheslayer02]

V: You know, there’s something weird going on with your face? Johnny: What? V: You’re smiling! I didn’t know you could do that?

[ouroboros-hideout]

[team-iceflower]

Weiss: Let's say this was my real grave. What would you write? "Here lies Weiss Schnee."

Ruby: The girl who saved my life.

Weiss: *holding back tears* Ruby... you have no idea how much I want that to be true.