#tiny mike

[clockworkvenus]

oh what i would do to play pool with rogue (i am terrible at playing pool and she would kick my ass)

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[wanderingaldecaldo]

Getting into trouble in Night City

[procyo9]

[soul-invictus]

It's been a busy week, so here's a lazy shot of Tiny Mike

[suga--kookie--monster]

I had way too much fun with photomode ^.^;

[tellmeallaboutit]

fic rec // Cyberpunk 2077

finished yet another brilliant piece by @luvwich and it's tiny Mike / V and it's called Crescent & Redwood

Admire the raw energy of these lines (slightly redacted to avoid spoilers):

(Yes, I want to hurt you. I want you to feel just like I do. Like a weak bag of flesh, like a worm with eyelashes. I want you to feel pathetic. I want you to hunt me like a boar and I want to run my tusks through you and how dare you imagine you could ever know how I feel)

by @nananarc on tumblr / nananarc.art

[enolasilverstan]

At Tiny Mike's hideout then on to more gig work. Reggie and I on good terms 🌟

[timaeusterrored]

I’m never gonna get tired of making these

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Kerry: You’re mine.

Johnny: First of all I’m on probation

Johnny: “I” belong to the state of California

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Mike: oh my god River’s online what do i do?

Vincent: idk send nudes???

Mike:😏you first

Vincent: TO RIVER YOU IDIOT

Mike: OH-

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Rogue: hey we could use some backup tonight, can you come to the bar?

Johnny: On My Way!

Johnny: omw*

Johnny: I ain’t that fucking excited trust me

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Mike: I hate being high why do I hear footsteps

River: Are you walking?

Mike: oh shit.

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Johnny: how have I impacted your life?

Kerry: you have made it indefinitely more difficult

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Venus: Pls bring back toxic masculinity cus why’d I show up to a date and he’s wearing the same shirt as me?

Vincent: Who wore it better?

Venus: he ate me up I had to wear my jacket.

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Mike: Swear to god I got tell a cunt knee sis bro my mind is so powerful

Vincent: you got WHAT

Mike: Tell a cunt knee sis

Vincent: Dude what are you talking about?

Mike: mf where you can move shit with your brain

Vincent: TELEKINESIS?

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Henry: Top Ten Applebees I’ve Been Arrested In Rated By How Good The Floor Was For Doing The Worm.

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Johnny: Everytime I’m on a mission with Rogue and she tells me to shush I have the overwhelming urge to start screaming.

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Vincent: Did you know when you eat a pineapple

Vincent: It eats you back

Judy: Yes.

Mike: moans

Mike: that’s so fuckinh hot.

River: pineapple that vores you?

Vincent: I regret meeting you all.

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Vik: Vincent was acting very stressed and I asked him what was wrong and he said “I’m very busy today.” I asked what’s going on. He said “kerry and I are going to the store at six.” I said “And?” He looked at me like I was crazy.

Vincent: you don’t understand my day revolves around this now.

Kerry: Dude we don’t have to go exactly at 6…

Vincent: NO.

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Kerry: Hey my input saw you from across the bar and we hate your vibe. He’s gonna beat the shit out of you.

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Mike: I’d rather slurp a Jean jacket through a straw than fight Johnny.

Vincent: that sounds oddly specific??? Have you slurped a Jean jacket through a straw- IS THAT WHERE MY JACKET WENT?

Mike: no questions at this time.

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Vincent: You and your boyfriend are so cute

Kerry: thanks he’s a rescue

Johnny: CAN YOU STOP?

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Johnny: throw back to when Alt wasn’t answering my texts so I texted her “did you die or something?” ….man.

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Johnny: beating the stinky allegations

Kerry: I had to pin you down to the bathtub fully clothed

Johnny: I’m squeaky clean yo

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Vincent: Happy anniversary to us and only us

Mike: Wtf I took the picture give me credit before I report

Vincent: oh so your homophobic now? You’re gonna be homophobic to me on my anniversary? Wait until Judy hears about this.

Mike: BRO

(Picture by @arczism )

[luvwich]

tiny mike // unused dialogue files

MIKE: Well, well, well. Were right about you. Solid. Dependable. Always right on time.

V: Drop the iron, Mike. Let's keep things pleasant.

MIKE: Might be a gonk, but... Not that big a gonk. Simple, V. Either do what I say... Or that promising career of yours ends here, now.

V: Here. Take 'em and choke on 'em, shitwipe.

MIKE: Hey, hey, what's this, V? It's nothin' personal. Hell, I even like ya.

MIKE: Whattya think? Want the scratch. Didn't go so hot last time, y'know? Ran up a few debts. That job back in the Med Center... S'posed to get me back on my feet. All goin' like borgwork, too... Then I ate lead.

MIKE: Went to shit. Didn't finish the job, didn't collect. Christ, even had to shell out the scratch for your helping hand.

MIKE: Any case... Client's still waiting on those files. Couldn't get 'em myself now, not in this state. But you... Like I said. Little Miss Reliable.

V: Mike, listen...

MIKE: No, you listen! Gimme those docs or get some lead between those eyes.

V: Saved your life, Mike. This's you repayin' me?

MIKE: You saved me, sure. But not outta the goodness of your heart. I was payin' ya. We're even. Anyway, 'nuff talk. I'm outta patience. The docs, V. Now.

V: Got it twisted. You're just a nobody, Mike. A pathetic gonk nobody.

MIKE: 'Ey, watch that mouth.

V: Or what? You gonna zero me? Go ahead, try. Overdue a good laugh.

MIKE: I'm outta Night City, but you... hah. City ain't heard the last of you, girl.

(references: sounddb, dialogue database)

[saevus-brutalis]

People of Night City : Tiny Mike [1/??]

[tanevcolton28]

He’s such floof

[bumble-v]

Tiny Mike almost tempted me away from River 😂👀 sheesh. Witty, a merc, hella cute. The way he says her name when he coos about her heart being tender...gosh. I was hoping there was more dialog when you sit with him at The Afterlife because daannngg.

My hopeless romantic heart turned this interaction into something more than what it was, immediately lmao oof. Especially when he touched her shoulder, V just started internally vibrating odnfndjeinrnrnf

[soul-invictus]

Just a tiny upgrade because why not :)

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[s1nnerka]

the beauty of cyberpunk 2077 /17/

[lucius-the-literary-lunatic]

Afterlife after closing:

Valerie, tired of her brother: Mikey get your gay.

Kerry: But River isn't-

Mike: Vince do nOt swing from that light!

Vincent, standing on the bar reaching for the light: But-

Kerry: Oh! You meant my gay!

Johnny: Guess I'll go fuck myself then.

Rogue: ........ I want all of you out.

[wanderingaldecaldo]

Ahh @luvwich! I finally got low-budget Driss's mission!