#incorrect bohemian rhapsody quotes

[here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can]

it’s been 39 years since live aid and I’d still kill to have been there

[ghostincorrectinternetedition]

Secondo: I’m not saying Freddie Mercury WAS a siren, but have you ever heard someone NOT sing along to Bohemian Rhapsody? It is a six minute song with incomprehensible lyrics that seem to have something to do with murder and demons, five sections that are completely different stylistically, and no chorus. YET, it was number one on the UK singles chart twice, 15 years apart. It is one of the most, if not THE most, popular singles of all time. An absurdly broad swathe of people know it. I have no memory of actually learning it, do you? You expect me to believe there was no magic involved? I rest my case!

[thewomanwhoboughttheworld]

Aziraphale: ...and this is Crowley. He looks tough, but has a soft heart.

Crowley: Slander! Take it back!

Aziraphale: Dear, you were crying over Bohemian Rhapsody yesterday.

Crowley: ...Listen, it's not my fault that--

Master post here

[mentallyillastrophelfreak]

Regulus: What do you do when you feel depressed?

James: I listen and sing along to Bohemian Rhapsody.

Regulus: Why, though? A few of the lyrics are pretty depressing.

James: Well...

*FLASHBACK*

James: *in his room after losing in a Quidditch match*

Regulus: *reading downstairs*

James: " I sEE a liTlLE silHOuEtTo oF a mAn ScaraMouCHe, SCAraMOUche, will you do the FAnDanGO?ThunDErBoLT and liIGHTniNg, very, very friGHTEning mE (Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro magnifico

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Regulus: Oh.

Regulus: Right.

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Listen to that part of the song.

You'll know exactly what I mean.

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Silvans would LOVE Bohemian Rhapsody.

They would belt it at the top of their lungs (while trying to hide their tears)

Lasgen: Mama, just killed a man!

Legolas: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead~

Kleoyia: Mama, life had just begun~

Lirion: But now I've gone and thrown it all away!

Thranduil: Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry!

Legolas: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow-

Lasgen: Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters~

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Bonus:

Legolas: i sometimes wish i'd never been born at all!

Kleoyia: *epic guitar solo*

the rest of the silvans: Mood

[queenfan221b]

Gwilym: *Wakes up in the middle of night to Rami inches close to his face*

Rami: So we had this id- stop screaming-so we had this idea

Gwilym: What the hell,who is we?

Joe,Ben:*Beside of Gwilym's face*We had this idea

Gwilym: Fuck sake there is three of them

[yikes-eliott]

James, arguing about music: but it lasts forever, it’s 6 bloody minutes!

Sirius, who would die for Freddy Mercury: I pity my brother if you think 6 minutes is forever…

[incorrectjokerout]

*After Nace joined the group*

Bojan: What do we think of Nace?

*Pause*

Kris,sighing:Nice pal.

Jan:I think he's gay.

[maleahmercury]

Freddie: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

John: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Brian: I personally was created in a lab.

Roger: I just straight up spawned lol.

[incorrectblindchannel]

*After Timebomb*

Joonas:What do we think of Aleksi?

*pause*

Tommi,sighing:Nice pal.

Niko:I think he's gay.

[incorrect-eurovision-quotes]

Kateryna:What do we think of Gjon?

*Silence*

Niko,sighing:Nice pal.

Damiano:I think he's gay.

[that-one-enby-ranger]

Halt: What do you think of Crowley? *pause* Pritchard: *sighs* Nice pal. Halt: I think he’s gay.

[the-travelers-hub]

*Lax soldier starts playing the piano*

Serious Soldier: I see a little silhouetto of a man-

The Royal Supports as the PfaNL walks into the Princess’ chambers: Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will you do the fandango-?

The Royal Supports when a fight broke out between him and the Nobleboy: THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING!

The Royal Supports as the king and princess attempt to break said quarrel: VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!

Lax Soldier: Galileo!

Serious Soldier: Galileo!

Lax Soldier: Galileo!

Serious Soldier: Galileo!

Both the Lax and Serious soldiers: Galileo figaro!

All of the royal soldiers: Magnificooo-o-o-o-oh-

BNS: I’m just a poor boy; nobody loves me…

The soldiers: HE’S JUST A POOR BOY! FROM A POOR FAMILY!

Said soldiers as he runs off towards Nightmare Tower: SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY-

[rogers-maraccas]

John: What do we think of Freddie? *pause* Brian: *sighs* Nice pal. Roger: I think he’s gay. Freddie: He is

[maleahmercury]

NOT ME SIMPING FOR A DRAWING- 😭✋

Can I request Brian having some naughty solo time?

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[fmajorenthusiast]

Some of the things that I would like to see in Rocky Horror sequels plus some headcanons part 2!!!!

● The reveal that Doctor Scott got abducted years ago and knew Riff Raff and Magenta's mother. She was like the first of his adopted children like Brad and Janet are now (she's my big OC for this fandom who's story we honestly don't have time to tell in this post lol. I'll try to remember to talk about her later if yall are interested)

● Janet getting progressively sassier and more confident as it goes on.

● Brad, Janet and Doctor Scott just went back to normal after Rocky Horror happened and it's considered the "night we don't talk about"

● Columbia being the only one who can save the day due to funny circumstances that I don't know yet lol (this one's getting an incorrect quote sometime in the next few days since it reminded me of a funny quote from Game of Thrones (which is a show that I wasnt old enough to watch when it first came out so i had no less than 5 people warn me about how bad the ending was writing wise and good god they were not wrong but it was so genius until then) so keep your eyes open!)

● Drunk Magenta. Just flat out drunk. Bonus points if the scene begins with Riff delightedly running into the room and loudly proclaiming that for the first time in years his sister is drunk. (I headcanon that she holds her alcohol really well.)

● Riff Raff doing karaoke at a karaoke bar (I have no idea how we get to these circumstances) and just... flat out killing it at Bohemian Rhapsody. He nails the high B flat. He also sleeps in the car afterwards later that night.

● Another ending idea in which Riff and Magenta give Doctor Scott a lecture that if for any reason Frank N Furter is to come to life again, he is to either take the shot without any hesitation or lock him in a room, contact them, and let them come and take the shot. (I believe that there can absolutely be a third installment in which Frank escapes)

And those are some more of my thoughts!!!