#incorrect bohemian rhapsody quotes

[here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can]

it’s been 39 years since live aid and I’d still kill to have been there

[ghostincorrectinternetedition]

Secondo: I’m not saying Freddie Mercury WAS a siren, but have you ever heard someone NOT sing along to Bohemian Rhapsody? It is a six minute song with incomprehensible lyrics that seem to have something to do with murder and demons, five sections that are completely different stylistically, and no chorus. YET, it was number one on the UK singles chart twice, 15 years apart. It is one of the most, if not THE most, popular singles of all time. An absurdly broad swathe of people know it. I have no memory of actually learning it, do you? You expect me to believe there was no magic involved? I rest my case!

[thewomanwhoboughttheworld]

Aziraphale: ...and this is Crowley. He looks tough, but has a soft heart.

Crowley: Slander! Take it back!

Aziraphale: Dear, you were crying over Bohemian Rhapsody yesterday.

Crowley: ...Listen, it's not my fault that--

Master post here

[mentallyillastrophelfreak]

Regulus: What do you do when you feel depressed?

James: I listen and sing along to Bohemian Rhapsody.

Regulus: Why, though? A few of the lyrics are pretty depressing.

James: Well...

*FLASHBACK*

James: *in his room after losing in a Quidditch match*

Regulus: *reading downstairs*

James: " I sEE a liTlLE silHOuEtTo oF a mAn ScaraMouCHe, SCAraMOUche, will you do the FAnDanGO?ThunDErBoLT and liIGHTniNg, very, very friGHTEning mE (Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro magnifico

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Regulus: Oh.

Regulus: Right.

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Listen to that part of the song.

You'll know exactly what I mean.

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Silvans would LOVE Bohemian Rhapsody.

They would belt it at the top of their lungs (while trying to hide their tears)

Lasgen: Mama, just killed a man!

Legolas: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead~

Kleoyia: Mama, life had just begun~

Lirion: But now I've gone and thrown it all away!

Thranduil: Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry!

Legolas: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow-

Lasgen: Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters~

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Bonus:

Legolas: i sometimes wish i'd never been born at all!

Kleoyia: *epic guitar solo*

the rest of the silvans: Mood

[queenfan221b]

Gwilym: *Wakes up in the middle of night to Rami inches close to his face*

Rami: So we had this id- stop screaming-so we had this idea

Gwilym: What the hell,who is we?

Joe,Ben:*Beside of Gwilym's face*We had this idea

Gwilym: Fuck sake there is three of them

[yikes-eliott]

James, arguing about music: but it lasts forever, it’s 6 bloody minutes!

Sirius, who would die for Freddy Mercury: I pity my brother if you think 6 minutes is forever…

[here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can]

I don’t care if you don’t get my Queen puns.

Nothing really matters to me.

[incorrectjokerout]

*After Nace joined the group*

Bojan: What do we think of Nace?

*Pause*

Kris,sighing:Nice pal.

Jan:I think he's gay.

[burntoutusedcigarette]

Is this Roger's model face or does he just need to sneeze in every picture

[maleahmercury]

Freddie: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

John: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Brian: I personally was created in a lab.

Roger: I just straight up spawned lol.

[incorrectblindchannel]

*After Timebomb*

Joonas:What do we think of Aleksi?

*pause*

Tommi,sighing:Nice pal.

Niko:I think he's gay.

[incorrect-eurovision-quotes]

Kateryna:What do we think of Gjon?

*Silence*

Niko,sighing:Nice pal.

Damiano:I think he's gay.

[garsmacabre]

i don't know, did freddie mercury kill a man?? did scaramouche do the fandango????

[that-one-enby-ranger]

Halt: What do you think of Crowley? *pause* Pritchard: *sighs* Nice pal. Halt: I think he’s gay.

[queenfan221b]

Rami: *Screams*

Gwilym: *Screams even louder to maintain dominance*

Ben:Should we do something

Joe: No I wanna see who wins