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Regulus: What do you do when you feel depressed?
James: I listen and sing along to Bohemian Rhapsody.
Regulus: Why, though? A few of the lyrics are pretty depressing.
James: Well...
*FLASHBACK*
James: *in his room after losing in a Quidditch match*
Regulus: *reading downstairs*
James: " I sEE a liTlLE silHOuEtTo oF a mAn ScaraMouCHe, SCAraMOUche, will you do the FAnDanGO?ThunDErBoLT and liIGHTniNg, very, very friGHTEning mE (Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro magnifico
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Regulus: Oh.
Regulus: Right.
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Listen to that part of the song.
You'll know exactly what I mean.
#jegulus#regulus x james#james x regulus#everyone is gay#regulus being regulus#incorrect marauders quotes#regulus arcturus black#starchaser#jegulus incorrect quotes#i do the exact same thing#queen band#bohemian#bohemian rhapsody#james is a genius#my depression is cured
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my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this
and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug
#this just in#im not putting this on the art blog it's not worth it lmao#but oh my god . imagine.#imagine being extrajudicially executed by Evil Johnson & Johnson and this is the last thing you see#two of your shithead genius students standing all fruity over ur dying body#i accidentally twinkified birkin but im not used to working on a rlly small scale like this so forgive me#plus he's in his 20s so i couldnt give him wrankles. im so sorry bill ive made you a twink#also wesker what's with the fit#do not need to dress up for a murder#BTW IMPORTANT IS THE PHRASING OF “PARTICIPATING IN THE ASSASSINATION”#they literally did NOTHING to help im not even sure why they were there#they sure as hell didn't kill the dude#resident evil#william birkin#albert wesker#james marcus
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The Crew is boisterous and loud, full of traitors, inside jokes, and secrets. The scum of the Fire Nation. The forgotten tiles on the Empire's Pai Sho board. The ones who change the game.
But most importantly—they're a family. And no matter how much they complain about their boss (teenage menace that he is), they'll do anything for their Prince.
Anything.
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The Crew is the heart and soul of my fic For the Spirits. No one really knows just how important they will be to the story...how important they already are.
#atla#avatar the last airbender#zuko#atla fanart#prince zuko#atla art#new gods au#for the spirits#the crew#zuko's crew#atla fanfic#atla fic#atla au#spirit touched zuko#lieutenant jee#Royal Guard Ming#Ensign Yoi#Captain Yume#Helmsman Taku#Chief Engineer On Zhe#Healer Oyoshi#Chef Bao#atla oc#Ming is the glorious lady yelling POUTY POUT POUT. She's fun and protective and a terrible liar.#She could also break boulders without even using firebending. Just so you know. (It's incredibly easy to underestimate her though)#Next to her is her bff; soulmate; and the Crew's resident James Potter—our very own Yoi.#The intense old lady is Yume. She has known Iroh for most of their lives and served alongside him in Ba Sing Se. Do NOT mess with her.#The blushing mess? That's Taku. He's aware of everything that goes on in the Wani. EVERYTHING. And he has a crush on Yume. Who wouldn't?#Talking about love. Our resident couple are On Zhe and Oyoshi. On Zhe is a sickly and shy genius. Oyoshi is a strict and no-nonsense healer.#And lastly we have Chef Bao! He doesn't appear very often and we know little about him. The Crew likes to come up with backstories for him.
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“house and Wilson are straight 🤬”
How the “straight” men in question sit:
#house md#dilfsource#hatecrimes md#i love pathetic men#someone help#james wilson#hilson#hey im a comedic genius
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i need a fic where james sneaks into the north pole and takes the place of one of santa's reindeer and then like... delivers the joy of christmas or some shit. it's 2am. this is my greatest idea.
#I'm gonna look at this post tmrw mornjng and wonder ehat I was thinking pribably but morning me just doesnt get my levels of genius rn#marauders#dead gay wizards#marauders era#james potter#prongs#james fleamont potter#jegulus#cant have a post about james or reg without the jegulus tag nope
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this scene is just so haunting like this is one of the extremely few times that house is genuinely scared to the point where he begs wilson to help him like yeah wow.
#house md#anne dudek#amber volakis#s5e23#enjoy yourself#gregory house#james wilson#house md season 5#the callback is so genius#anne dudek is so awesome here as usual
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#we cannon baby#the season 3 get together#im screaming#quinta bruson you sitcom genius#i love them#screaming#teddie#abbott elementary#gregory x janine#janine x gregory#gregory eddie#tyler james williams#quinta brunson#love#my heart is happy#protect them at all costs#this kiss was so hot and beautiful#cries#kiss#kisses#kissing
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Fun fact: The Magical gene in the HP universe is a recessive gene. How do I know that? Well, my biology teacher made a whole fucking ppt analysing the genes, from Muggle Borns to Purebloods to Half Bloods. (I will post it when I get my hands on it) Here is how to works: The Dominant gene, Muggle gene, is M while magic is m. Therefore, Lily's parents most likely had the genes Mm and Mm, meaning when they had her her genes were mm, while Petunia could be Mm or MM. If she was Mm and Vernon was also Mm, there was a chance that Dudley would've been a Wizard. Next we go to Sirius. His parents both had the mm gene, making him and reggie both have this gene. Easy as that. As for Remus, Hope definitely had the Mm gene, as if she had MM gene and Lyall had mm, then Remus would have been a muggle. But he could have also been Mm, chance of him being a muggle increasing. As for Harry being half-blood, he has the proper mm gene, along with every wizard and witch, regardless of blood status, proving the fact they should all be treated equally. (Not kidding, someone add this to their fic please) Finally, we have Filch, the squib. Squibs are tricky, but my teacher also discovered that a squib may be produced due to a mutation in the mm gene, making that even if the person's parents were both magical, they wouldn't hold any/limited magical abilities.
#my teacher is a genius.#Someone give him a fucking award#this man istg#dead gay wizards from the 70s#jegulus#hp marauders#marauders#regulus black#marauders era#james potter#slytherin skittles#harry potter#hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry#harry potter universe#pureblood society#muggle studies#wolfstar#sirius black#remus lupin#argus filch#lily evans#witches and wizards
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Something I just realized:
Kristen has Fig as her Paladin/knight
Adaine has Fabian as her “champion of the oracle”
All we need now is for Gorgug to become the Quartermaster to Riz’s 007.
#dimension 20#fantasy high#i’m a genius#riz gukgak#gorgug thistlespring#gorgug fantasy high#riz fantasy high#hopefully people remember who quartermaster is in the James Bond series
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I was waiting out there for hours!
#house md#housemdedit#houseedit#hilsonedit#hilson#james wilson#greg house#gregory house#house x wilson#mine#*#2x16#comedic genius !!!!#one thing about me is i will absolutely go wild for a roomates sort of situation and we have been BLESSED a few times now#can you believe i am both unable to stop giffing them AND to color this dark-ass scene#and yes i completely gave up on alternating gifsets i post to ~vary~ the tv shows i post#it was only good omens and this at this point so#500
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Cynic, probably autistic, disabled, science guy with a cane with his best friend who he’s also fuckin’ on the down low…oh and probably ethic and conduct violations too
#viktor arcane#arcane#viktor league of legends#machine herald#jayvik#jayce talis#jayce arcane#house md#gregory house#james wilson#hilson#note me vaguely saying science guy#cuz they’re not in the same field even a little#but! genius science guys works
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james would’ve adored the heck out of hermione for brewing the polyjuice in 2nd year (illega animagi anyone?) and also, for keeping rita locked up in a jar. oh and punching an asshole classmate in the face.
#james potter#hermione granger#everyone collectively forgets#that james was canonically a nerd#like mans was smart as shit#had finished multiple highly advanced extra credit projects by year 7#prongs the map presumably the mirrors#also came from sleakeazys legacy so. like. atleast 50% chance he was also a potions nerd#so i mean#i know lily is a genius in our hcs#but i assure u james would snatch hermione up the minute she walks thru the door#and they’d be found giggling at the back of the room#bc might i remind u. canonically. hermione two closest friends are jocks?#Quidditch obsessed jocks#she’s def not someone who’ll be put off by james’ sporty intensity and behaviour trust me#that’s our girls natural state#she’ll THRIVE#pen’s notes
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IT'S SO STUPID I'M SO SORRY I WAS CRYING WHILE MAKING THIS.
cr on 2nd art btw!: _Avenoire on X (or twitter idk)
#Hamilton#hamilton musical#james madison#thomas jefferson#jeffmads#gay#hyperfixation#it's so stupid#I'm a genius tbh#daveed diggs#okieriete onaodowan
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Ironwood: Huntsman Jaune, mind telling me what you are doing with Penny?
Jaune: *carrying Penny in his arms like a princess* Sir, Marrying her.
Penny: *smiling* You are invited to the ceremony too! I shall thank you for allowing our honeymoon!
Both: *leave*
Ironwood: ... What?
Winter: *coughing* It was the first document i gave you this morning.
Ironwood: But... How!? WHEN!?!
Winter: They did travel together for almost two years now.
Ironwood: ... *Sigh* clear my schedule, i seem to be in need of buying a new suite.
Winter: I already did. I also took a rendezvous with the best tailor in Atlas, courtesy of the Schnee family.
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Honestly, the only one to gain any legitimate benefit from planting those photos would be Daniel, so he could have them distracted long enough to look through the files he had. Notably, he only starts snooping through them alone when he can be sure they’re distracted. Rashid doing it via Raglan's orders. From a writing standpoint this would be really good set up for the later pay off of Rashid doing the same action again so that the truth can be revealed, again.
I also think, it’s possible, Raglan was the buyer of the three furies (he's an avid art collector), which was the first time Daniel had a distraction. I think they were both working together on giving ample distractions, so Daniel could use his Talamasca resources without being caught. This was a way to get Daniel what he wanted (his book and to live), and also get Raglan what he wanted (some paintings, information for his job, and someone who now owes him a favor). This read to me gives a larger plot relevance to Daniel, Raglan, and Rashid, instead of them just being mostly passive actors in the story. This also provides greater validity to some of Daniel's own characterization as someone good at getting angles, and who believes 'honesty is not a tactic'. It also tells us how easy it is to have vampires distracted, thus better legitimizing the plausibility of certain events in the interview. It would also explain why it's Raglan and not some other talamasca member, as he's definitely more the type to get up to sewing discord and such to achieve his greedy ends. That's actually, all his character in the books really is.
I feel this gives the photos far better plot relevance and also simultaneously reveals something about every single one of the characters involved. How do Louis and Armand respond to being on the receiving end of having these photos planted by neither of them? What sort of assumptions and actions do they take for it? These sorts of things are answered, alongside Daniel getting his answers, and this revealing something about him. That getting the truth is more important to him than how he gets it. And that getting his 'score' is more important than even the truth.
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#daniel molloy#raglan james#iwtv meta#iwtv theory#iwtv thoughts#This is just so much better to me than the show going 'the villian is villianing' when really the villian is offscreen doing that which is#kind of comedic and genius#and honestly if true we'd then have to have a broader discussion on some things going on in that relationship but lets not for now
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crybaby fitzjames on the brain,,,,I personally think he should be allowed to burst into tears dramatically every time crozier is mean to him
#the terror#james fitzjames#fitzier#there is some genius takes on the timeline tonight#I just think she’s cute and she should be allowed to cry about it#thank you for the inspiration <33
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