#incorrect alvin and the chipmunks

[incorrect-chipmunks]

Eleanor: We're gonna die!

Theodore: Oh Eleanor, think positive!

Eleanor: ... I'm positive we're gonna die!

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[devilgram10]

Meanwhile, In the Devildom...#6

In the "12" Group Chat Mammon: so we might have a problem Lucifer: What do you mean, "might"? Either there is a problem, or there is not. Mammon: well IF there is a problem, big if, it ain't my fault Lucifer: What did you do? Thirteen minutes later... Lucifer: MAMMONNNNNNN

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ERIDAN: wwhos gettin the most ionizing radiation? roxy wwith the uranium 235, jane wwith the plutonium 239, or callie wwith the radium 225?

JADE: i took a minute to quickly check which sample would have the most activity, assuming 100g low-enriched (5%) samples and negligible activity from the other sample constituents. radium is top by a factor of 10000 which seems about right considering my personal experience with it!

ERIDAN: “considerin my personal experience wwith it” wwhat the fuck does this imply

JAKE: It implies jade has personal experience with handling radium samples which i have as well! That saucy little thot can make the geiger counter crackle through a lead plate more than americium can through air.

DIRK: And here I thought I was a madman by putting a sentient AI with questionable morals inside a toaster. 

[spidersdad]

Spencer: "I have friends in very high places"

Derek: "lol You're like twelve inches tall bro"

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint, about Maria: You must really like this woman.

Natasha: I do. I hope you do too.

Clint: Hey, any girlfriend of yours is a girlfriend of mine.

Natasha:

Clint: That sounded less weird in my head.

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BRITTANY: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

THEODORE: Maybe a bit tipsy?

SIMON: Drunk.

ELEANOR: Wasted.

ALVIN: Dead.

[paper-gold-theories]

Flug: Don't worry. I have a plan.

GoldHeart, smirks: The four words society fears the most...

GoldHeart: Let's hear it.

- HeroFlugAU

[angelofthenight]

*After (y/n) does something stupid and gets them and Stephen sent to another universe by Wanda*

You: We're alive! WE'RE ALIVE!

Stephen: Good!

Stephen: Because now… I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

[cosmicsponge2004]

Hot off the presses!! Another Chipmunks Tumblr Comic!!!

Original Post:

Bonus: Monochome Jeanette

[itsbrittanybiitch]

Incorrect AATC Quotes 21

My quotes can legally drink now! Woot!

Alvin: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.  Brittany: What changed your mind?  Alvin: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.

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Theodore: *on the phone* Hey Eleanor, do you know my blood type?  Eleanor: Of course, it's B-.  Theodore: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

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Simon: Alvin, I don’t think I can handle any more of your tomfuckery.  Alvin: Oh yeah? Well I can keep going until you’re all tomfuckered out!

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Theodore: You know what I learned from my friendship with Brittany? Jeanette: There’s no such thing as too mean?  Eleanor: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?  Alvin: Always hold a grudge?

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Jeanette: *falls down the stairs*  Simon: Are you okay?  Brittany : Stop falling down the stairs!  Alvin: How’d the ground taste?

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Alvin: Hey besties-  Brittany: Die.  Alvin: What did I do to you?

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Simon: I’m so tired.  Eleanor: Did you get to bed late?  Simon: No.  Eleanor: Did you do something strenuous?  Simon: No.  Eleanor: Then why are you tired?  Simon: I’m alive.  Eleanor: Sounds exhausting.

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Alvin: Do we have any orange juice left?  Theodore: *pours the remaining juice into his cup*  Theodore: Sorry, we’re all out.

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Eleanor: You're violent.  Brittany: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

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And finally:

Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’ Alvin: Thanks fam! Simon: Oh no. Theodore: *cries* I love you too! Eleanor: Sounds fake, but okay. Jeanette: *a flustered mess* Brittany: Can I get a refund?

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[incorrect-chipmunks]

Eleanor: Do you ever feel like you're losing your mind? Simon: On a daily basis.

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[incorrect-aatc]

Jeanette: Have you ever heard the expression "Don't judge a book by its cover"?

Alvin: No.

Theodore: What about: "It's what's on the inside that counts"?

Alvin: Nuh-uh.

Eleanor: "Looks can be deceiving"?

Alvin: Doesn't ring a bell.

Brittany: What's wrong with you??

Alvin: Oh, that one I've heard!

[my-adhd-gremlin-blog]

My blog is so inconsistent that I've attracted mutuals who barely share any of the same interests as me. Not that im complaining, but I've just been scrolling through my recommendation posts, and (in no particular order), found Percy Jackson, Trolls Band Together, Doctor Who, MCYT, Ever After High and Alvin and The Chipmunks?? For some reason??

Anyways, I love my mutuals and you should all keep filling my feed with nonsense. Keep me on my toes, besties <3

[brainyxbat]

Hungry Days

(Usopp is preparing for a date with Venus)

Piiman: Usopp needs a little help from the love doctor.

Tamanegi: And his assistant! (starts to follow)

Ninjin: (yanks him back) Get back here!

[torchu212]

ALVIN: Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?!

[beckettumartanner]

ALVIN: I want to enjoy my life.

EVERYONE ELSE: Christ! You are extremely munking selfish! Die!

ALVIN: I am 12 years old!