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“Huey, Dewey, and Louie dress as Alvin and the Chipmunks for Halloween”

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Alvin: *Doing something stupid*

[Meanwhile]

Dave: *Looks distantly out of the window*

Theodore: What's wrong?

Dave: Alvin is doing something reckless, I can feel it.

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Simon: Hey, what are you reading?

Alvin: This is my magic book where any ink spilled shows a scripture of the future, however it bears a curse making it broken, and as such in order to make any scripture appear, I have to do it myself.

Simon: So it's just a notebook?

Alvin: It's just a notebook.

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Simon: Alvin, you think every round fruit is an apple.

Alvin: No I don't!

Simon, holding up cherries: What are these?

Alvin: Tiny apples.

Simon, points at pumpkins: And what are those?

Alvin: Halloween apples.

Theodore, from the other room: WHERE ARE HALLOWEEN APPLES?

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Alvin: Why does everyone always assume the worst of me?

Simon: It saves time.

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Simon: No, no, absolutely not! It's unethical, it's immoral, it may as well be illegal! I'll have no part in it!

Alvin:

Simon:

Alvin:

Simon: FINE. You've convinced me. I'll do it!

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Simon: what would Dave think?

Alvin: Okay, that's an interesting thought, but hear me out. What if... We ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what would happen if we never told him?

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Theodore: So today I was in the pet store.

Alvin: Cool

Theodore: And I saw these dog cookies that looked like Dave’s oatmeal cookies.

Alvin: Wait a minute, Theo...

Theodore: So I bought them...

Alvin, whispering: No

Theodore: And I opened the packaging...

Alvin: Please do not tell me you ate the dog cookies!

Theodore: ...

Alvin: Theo?

Theodore:... I ate dog cookies.

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Dave: Simon, I told you that you were in charge You were supposed to keep them from making stupid decisions!

Simon: That is true, but I also really wanted to see how Alvin and Theodore could eat 30 donuts in a minute.

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Jeanette: I've found a foolproof method to find out if anyone is truly evil!

Simon: And that is?

Jeanette: If they dislike Theodore, they're evil.

Simon: Okay, yeah, that's pretty solid logic.

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Alvin: Hey do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?

Brittany: Why?

Alvin: I wanna walk around the house and annoy Simon.

Brittany: Technically you don’t need to know how to play to do that.

Alvin: ..You have opened my eyes.

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Dave: I am, as the kids say, awake.

Alvin: Don't you mean woke?

Dave: Yes, but that's grammatically incorrect.

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Simon vs Alvin

Kidnapper: We have your son!

Simon: But I don't have a son.

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?

Simon: Oh no, you have Alvin!

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Kidnapper: We have your brother!

Alvin: You have Simon?

Kidnapper: Yeah!

Alvin: Well, good luck with that.

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Dave: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Alvin: Hey, it’s Alvin.

Dave: What did he do this time?

Alvin: No, it's me, Dave. It's actually me.

Dave: What did you do this time?

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Alvin: I have a 1:30 appointment.

Secretary: Which doctor?

Alvin: No, never again… I want the regular doctor.

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Alvin: This flower had color and could bloom once. And yet death, blind to the beauty of all living things, even one as vibrant as this, has swept over it, wrenching it closer to the ground. Until it breaks.

Theodore: So is that a yes that you want a quesadilla or no?

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Dave: I've left the both of you very clear instructions to follow while I'm gone.

Alvin, reading his card: Mine just says, 'Alvin, don't’?

Simon, reading his card: Mine says, 'Tell Alvin no’.

Dave, nodding: Great! That’s all you have to remember every time you talk to each other until I get back.