#incorrect Michelle Jones

[ironrad]

Flash: Give me your lunch money, dork.

Peter: It’s giving broke.

Flash: What-

Ned: Personally, you don’t see me asking for lunch money.

Flash: Wait but-

Peter: The food isn’t even that good.

MJ: If you can’t afford it, just say that.

Flash: I-

Ned: Common bully L

Flash:

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Michelle: Are you busy? And writing Star Trek fan fiction doesn't count.

Peter: Ha. ...And I finished that last week.

[incorrect-wandanat]

Peter: Can I have help with my homework?

Nat: Sure. What’s the problem?

Peter: *sighs* MJ has been ignoring my texts lately, and I think it’s because I-

Peter:

Nat:

Peter: You meant the homework problem, didn’t you?

Nat: I did, but now I’m invested.

[irondadspiderson4evr]

Peter, watching Disney:

Someday my prince will come…

MJ: She’s like… fourteen and the prince is twenty.

Peter, bewildered: what?

MJ: yeah.

Tony, Steve, and Bruce, looking at MJ: Really?

MJ: What?

Tony: I don’t know, LET YOUR FRIEND BE A KID?

Steve: it’s a DISNEY movie!

Bruce: I can’t argue. It’s right, but Tony’s right! Let Peter be Peter!

Peter, crying: HE’S SO OLD!

[thewrittenpodcast]

Harley: I HATE YOU

Peter: then next time don't steal my monopoly!

Ned: Harley, give Peter his 200 dollars, you landed on his property

Harley: no

Harley: he's in JAIL

Harley: I'm not giving money to a CRIMINAL

Peter: THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAY

Shuri, tired of this: Harley, why are you screaming

MJ: shut the fuck up Shuri, you don't get to talk after stealing my last railroad

Harley: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN

Peter: ME TOO YOU THINK I WANTED THIS

[incorrectquotesmcu]

MJ: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don’t know.

Peter: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

MJ: Stop.

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: I am going to introduce your friend to a world of hurt. Peter: Oh, Natasha you don’t want to get into it with MJ. Peter: I don't think it would go well. Natasha: Do you think she'll hurt me? Peter: No, worse. Peter: I think you'll become friends.

[mysterylilycheeta]

MJ: why are you following me? Peter: because we’re dating now MJ: okay… what about Ned? Peter: we’re a package deal Ned: buy one idiot, get one free

[incorectquoteswlw]

Kate:

Pete:

Kate:

Peter:

Kate: So our girlfriends

Peter: OH MY GOD OUR GIRLFRIENDS

Kate: HOW DID WE GET SO LUCKY??

Peter: I DON'T KNOW??

[hearts-4buck]

Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)

[floilee]

The trio attacks again

[lucky-bishova-42]

*Kate, America, Mj, and Peter leaving for a party*

Peter: Okay Missus Romanoff and Missus Maximoff, we are leaving now!

Wanda: Okay! You guys have fun!

Natasha, standing up: Woah hold up—

Kate, rolling her eyes playfully: I know, Mama. “Be home by 1:00.”

Natasha: Yes, but that’s not all.

Natasha: Do not add to the population, do not subtract from the population.

Natasha: Do not end up in the hospital, newspaper, or jail.

Natasha: If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.

Kate:

America:

Peter:

Mj:

Wanda:

Natasha, smiling: Have a great time!

[fandomnerd9602]

Just the idea of Peter having Male Reader as the friend who acts gay but isn't gay and being frenemies with MJ

After patching up Peter

Ned: So we're going to head out now okay

Peter: Sure

Male Reader: Ok get well soon buddy *gives Peter a forehead kiss*

MJ: We'll see you tomorrow *Kisses Peter*

Male Reader: Wow really flexing your girlfriend privileges

MJ: Shut up your just jealous

Peter: Guys please not know I'm in pain

MJ: you’re totally gay for Peter!

Y/N: I am not!

Ned: when did this start?

Y/N: it all started when I held Peter’s hand during the movies hang out. MJ wouldn’t hold his hand so I did

MJ: I was holding my soda!

Y/N: your boyfriend needs his hand held during the movie and I stepped up. That’s called true friendship-relationship

Ned: a Bro-ship!

Y/N: thanks Ned

[thewrittenpodcast]

Ned: hey why you do that i was about to deliver killer opps to the power grade

MJ: you were about to shut down the Internet?

Ned: no I was about to DELETE the Internet

Peter: Fuck yes!!

Tony: nO-

Tony: I THOUGHT THIS WAS A POWERPOINT FOR IT CLASS

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Peter: Hey Wade! We're going to a party.

Wade: Are you going to be drinking?

Peter: No.

Wade: Are you going to be having sex?

MJ: No.

Wade: Are you going to be doing drugs?

Ned: No.

Wade: THEN WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANNA GO?!

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: Where did you get that rock? Peter: MJ gave it to me. MJ: I threw it at you. Peter: She’s basically in love with me.