#incorrect Michelle Jones

[ironrad]

Flash: Give me your lunch money, dork.

Peter: It’s giving broke.

Flash: What-

Ned: Personally, you don’t see me asking for lunch money.

Flash: Wait but-

Peter: The food isn’t even that good.

MJ: If you can’t afford it, just say that.

Flash: I-

Ned: Common bully L

Flash:

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Michelle: Are you busy? And writing Star Trek fan fiction doesn't count.

Peter: Ha. ...And I finished that last week.

[incorrect-wandanat]

Peter: Can I have help with my homework?

Nat: Sure. What’s the problem?

Peter: *sighs* MJ has been ignoring my texts lately, and I think it’s because I-

Peter:

Nat:

Peter: You meant the homework problem, didn’t you?

Nat: I did, but now I’m invested.

[itscrazycasey]

Peter, watching Disney:

Someday my prince will come…

MJ: She’s like… fourteen and the prince is twenty.

Peter, bewildered: what?

MJ: yeah.

Tony, Steve, and Bruce, looking at MJ: Really?

MJ: What?

Tony: I don’t know, LET YOUR FRIEND BE A KID?

Steve: it’s a DISNEY movie!

Bruce: I can’t argue. It’s right, but Tony’s right! Let Peter be Peter!

Peter, crying: HE’S SO OLD!

[thewrittenpodcast]

Harley: I HATE YOU

Peter: then next time don't steal my monopoly!

Ned: Harley, give Peter his 200 dollars, you landed on his property

Harley: no

Harley: he's in JAIL

Harley: I'm not giving money to a CRIMINAL

Peter: THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAY

Shuri, tired of this: Harley, why are you screaming

MJ: shut the fuck up Shuri, you don't get to talk after stealing my last railroad

Harley: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN

Peter: ME TOO YOU THINK I WANTED THIS

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: Hold up. So you’re Peter's girlfriend? MJ: I am. Peter: She is. Natasha: Interesting. Why?

[incorectquoteswlw]

Kate:

Pete:

Kate:

Peter:

Kate: So our girlfriends

Peter: OH MY GOD OUR GIRLFRIENDS

Kate: HOW DID WE GET SO LUCKY??

Peter: I DON'T KNOW??

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.

MJ: Please tell me you’re not going to drag Peter to taste test soaps again.

[mysterylilycheeta]

MJ: why are you following me? Peter: because we’re dating now MJ: okay… what about Ned? Peter: we’re a package deal Ned: buy one idiot, get one free

[hearts-4buck]

Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)

[ramen8008]

Future Tony and Peter working on something in the lab for days

Angry footsteps coming to the lab

FRIDAY: angry wife alert

Tony: Shit how long have we been here??

Peter: whose wife? Your or mine?

Tony: does it matter? Either way we're dead

Peter: shit

[spideyson-stuff]

ok look, I know everyone likes to do the trope of Harley as Peter's boyfriend or as Peter's equally chaotic brother but I have a trope addition for him...

Harley is Tony's adoptive son, but Peter isn't, YET, because Tony hasn't had the courage to ask him if he wants to be his son yet.

Harley simply see Peter as his brother and calls him "little brother" or "Pretty Pie" to annoy him, Peter tells him to stop calling him that because he insists that they are NOT brothers

Harley like the little shit that he is, doesn't stop, in fact, he makes it worse by talking about Peter to everyone he knows, saying that he is "his cute little brother", Peter dies inside whenever this happens and but almost never corrects Harley

One day for some reason (probably because the gods hate Peter) Harley goes to Peter's school to pick him up with Happy, and since he is a GREAT BIG BROTHER he decides to personally go and call Peter to get in the car

He goes, everyone at school wonders why the IRON MAN SON is at their school, apparently looking for his younger brother??? like, Tony has not just one, but TWO kids and one of them apparently goes to the same school as them and they DIDN'T KNOW THAT!?!?!? WTF!

Then Harley arrives in Peter's room and starts calling him affectionate and brotherly nicknames, Flash almost faints and even Ned and MJ are surprised by this, and then Peter starts saying that they're not brothers that Harley is crazy and Harley is like "stop being be such a tsundere little bro!"

Peter is sure this guy is going to be the end of his "Spider-Man doesn't kill" career, but deep down he knows that Harley couldn't be more right...

But yeah he WILL kill Harley the next time they're alone.

[floilee]

The trio attacks again

[thewrittenpodcast]

Ned: hey why you do that i was about to deliver killer opps to the power grade

MJ: you were about to shut down the Internet?

Ned: no I was about to DELETE the Internet

Peter: Fuck yes!!

Tony: nO-

Tony: I THOUGHT THIS WAS A POWERPOINT FOR IT CLASS

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: I am going to introduce your friend to a world of hurt. Peter: Oh, Natasha you don’t want to get into it with MJ. Peter: I don't think it would go well. Natasha: Do you think she'll hurt me? Peter: No, worse. Peter: I think you'll become friends.

[chaxan08]

Peter, in a high voice, holding barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Ned, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

MJ: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Peter: Playing systemic oppression.