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Flash: Give me your lunch money, dork.
Peter: It’s giving broke.
Flash: What-
Ned: Personally, you don’t see me asking for lunch money.
Flash: Wait but-
Peter: The food isn’t even that good.
MJ: If you can’t afford it, just say that.
Flash: I-
Ned: Common bully L
Flash:
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Michelle: Are you busy? And writing Star Trek fan fiction doesn't count.
Peter: Ha. ...And I finished that last week.
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Peter: Can I have help with my homework?
Nat: Sure. What’s the problem?
Peter: *sighs* MJ has been ignoring my texts lately, and I think it’s because I-
Peter:
Nat:
Peter: You meant the homework problem, didn’t you?
Nat: I did, but now I’m invested.
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Peter, watching Disney:
Someday my prince will come…
MJ: She’s like… fourteen and the prince is twenty.
Peter, bewildered: what?
MJ: yeah.
Tony, Steve, and Bruce, looking at MJ: Really?
MJ: What?
Tony: I don’t know, LET YOUR FRIEND BE A KID?
Steve: it’s a DISNEY movie!
Bruce: I can’t argue. It’s right, but Tony’s right! Let Peter be Peter!
Peter, crying: HE’S SO OLD!
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Harley: I HATE YOU
Peter: then next time don't steal my monopoly!
Ned: Harley, give Peter his 200 dollars, you landed on his property
Harley: no
Harley: he's in JAIL
Harley: I'm not giving money to a CRIMINAL
Peter: THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAY
Shuri, tired of this: Harley, why are you screaming
MJ: shut the fuck up Shuri, you don't get to talk after stealing my last railroad
Harley: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN
Peter: ME TOO YOU THINK I WANTED THIS
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Natasha: I am going to introduce your friend to a world of hurt. Peter: Oh, Natasha you don’t want to get into it with MJ. Peter: I don't think it would go well. Natasha: Do you think she'll hurt me? Peter: No, worse. Peter: I think you'll become friends.
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Kate:
Pete:
Kate:
Peter:
Kate: So our girlfriends
Peter: OH MY GOD OUR GIRLFRIENDS
Kate: HOW DID WE GET SO LUCKY??
Peter: I DON'T KNOW??
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MJ: why are you following me? Peter: because we’re dating now MJ: okay… what about Ned? Peter: we’re a package deal Ned: buy one idiot, get one free
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Peter:Â Hey Wade! We're going to a party.
Wade:Â Are you going to be drinking?
Peter:Â No.
Wade:Â Are you going to be having sex?
MJ:Â No.
Wade:Â Are you going to be doing drugs?
Ned:Â No.
Wade:Â THEN WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANNA GO?!
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Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)
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The trio attacks again
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*Kate, America, Mj, and Peter leaving for a party*
Peter: Okay Missus Romanoff and Missus Maximoff, we are leaving now!
Wanda: Okay! You guys have fun!
Natasha, standing up: Woah hold up—
Kate, rolling her eyes playfully: I know, Mama. “Be home by 1:00.”
Natasha: Yes, but that’s not all.
Natasha: Do not add to the population, do not subtract from the population.
Natasha: Do not end up in the hospital, newspaper, or jail.
Natasha: If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.
Kate:
America:
Peter:
Mj:
Wanda:
Natasha, smiling: Have a great time!
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Just the idea of Peter having Male Reader as the friend who acts gay but isn't gay and being frenemies with MJ
After patching up Peter
Ned: So we're going to head out now okay
Peter: Sure
Male Reader: Ok get well soon buddy *gives Peter a forehead kiss*
MJ: We'll see you tomorrow *Kisses Peter*
Male Reader: Wow really flexing your girlfriend privileges
MJ: Shut up your just jealous
Peter: Guys please not know I'm in pain
MJ: you’re totally gay for Peter!
Y/N: I am not!
Ned: when did this start?
Y/N: it all started when I held Peter’s hand during the movies hang out. MJ wouldn’t hold his hand so I did
MJ: I was holding my soda!
Y/N: your boyfriend needs his hand held during the movie and I stepped up. That’s called true friendship-relationship
Ned: a Bro-ship!
Y/N: thanks Ned
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Thor: I put the pun in punishment.
Ned: I put the top in unstoppable.
Peter: I put the cute in execute.
Y/N: I put the sexy in dyslexia.
MJ: I put the ass in class.
Loki: I put the D in Y/N.
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Ned: hey why you do that i was about to deliver killer opps to the power grade
MJ: you were about to shut down the Internet?
Ned: no I was about to DELETE the Internet
Peter: Fuck yes!!
Tony: nO-
Tony: I THOUGHT THIS WAS A POWERPOINT FOR IT CLASS
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*Kate, MJ, and Peter leaving for a party* Peter: Okay Ms Romanoff and Ms Hill, we are leaving now! Maria: Okay, You guys have fun! Natasha, standing up: Woah hold up— Peter, rolling his eyes playfully: I know, Mom. “Be home by 1:00.” Natasha: Yes, but that’s not all. Natasha: Do not add to the population, do not subtract from the population. Natasha: Do not end up in the hospital, newspaper, or jail. Natasha: If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly. Kate: Peter: Mj: Maria: Natasha, smiling: Have a great time!
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