#incorrect 1917 quotes

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

In the middle of a night out with the boys.

Ghost: Where are you?

Soap: Loo.

Ghost: Again?

Soap: …

Soap: I’m doing drugs.

Ghost: Johnny.

Soap: FINE! I HAVE A 78 DAYS STREAK ON DUOLINGO! GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES!

[roses-of-the-romanovs]

Tatiana: Don’t you get it?

Maria: Isn’t it funny?

Olga & Anastasia: Huh?

[sprucestairs]

part 2 of incorrect pjo quotes

Featuring, once again, mostly background characters that I really like.

*at the police station*

Pollux: Hi, I'm here for Connor.

Police officer: Who's Connor?

Pollux: Ah, you must be new.

Nico: Would it be discrimination to only hire employees at my doughnut shop who have the same name?

Clovis: Legally, I don't believe that breaches any discrimination laws. Morally... I don't know.

Nico: I believe the Gods are on my side when it comes to Duncan's Doughnuts.

Clarisse: Dammit, Damien, you've ruined everything!

Damien: You're welcome.

Sherman: What kinds of sounds annoy you?

Malcolm: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?

Sherman, now interested: let's say imaginary.

Malcolm: Spiders wearing flip-flops.

Will: You don't know anything about me!

Katie: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!

Austin: Ew, what kind of tea is this?

Pollux: Boiled gatorade.

Lou Ellen: Last night, I found out Annabeth is a sleep talker.

Kayla: Oh, really?

Lou: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3 am.

Castor: Whoah, dude, premarital handholding? That's just not cool or groovy.

Katie: Drew, this is disgusting. You're only giving out free samples to beautiful people.

Connor: Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Drew: Oh, yeah? *gets really close to Connor* How about a muffin on the house, baby?

Connor, giggling: I'm pretty.

Annabeth: I did it! I memorised everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!

Percy: Okay, I'll give you one more question before you go: what ended in 1918?

Annabeth: 1917.

Percy: ... You're ready.

( last one could be swapped & it would still work )

[cynicalrosebud]

Incorrect Quotes 10: Soap Would Totally Call Us ‘Hen’

Masterlist

Soap: Did ye buy eggs like I asked?

Y/n: Even better!

Soap: What the fuck did ye-

Y/n: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

Soap: I ded it! I memorized everythin' in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!

Gaz: Ok, Soap, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?

Soap: 1917.

Gaz: ...You're ready, mate.

Ghost: "You look tired" well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease.

Price: Tell me a little about yourself.

Ghost: 'd rather not, I really like this group.

Soap: I wasnae that drunk.

Price: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Soap: BECAUSE YE ARE!

Y/n: Hey, what have you two been doing?

Soap: We was helping Ghost with his wedding vows and we were kicked out his room for making it "inappropriate".

Gaz: How is “Nice ass, Price” inappropriate?

Soap: Ye deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Ghost: Y'are my reward, Johnny.

*meanwhile*

Price: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Gaz: True, you can be really difficult at times.

Price: What’s your greatest weakness?

Y/n: Interpreting the semantics of a question, but ignoring the pragmatics.

Price: Could you give an example?

Y/n: Yes, I could.

Y/n: I love murder mysteries!

Ghost, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.

Price: Oh my Y/n.

Ghost: Don't you mean 'oh my god'?

Price: You worship your god, I'll worship mine, Simon.

Y/n: Man, it smells like wrongdog out here.

Gaz:

Gaz: Y/n, are you alright?

Y/n: *sobs*

Soap: I asked Y/n out.

Ghost: Oh, I’m sorry.

Soap: Why?

Ghost: Well, I assume she said no.

Soap: No, she said yes.

Ghost: Really? Then ’m sorry for her.

[whatswrongwithblue]

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Hazbin Hotel Masterlist

Alastor x OCwife

The Fire in the Sin - 🔞⚠️🍋🍻💊🤕🚩

Incomplete/Hiatus. Spans 1917 - through season 1 and will be continued through later seasons. DUEL TIMELINE. Please mind the time stamps at the top of each chapter. This series is my pride and joy but there's a lot of TWs and dark content.

Alastor x Reader Series

Girl Talk - 🔞⚠️🍋

Complete. A mixed bag of comedy and smut. Angel Dust is very curious about what you and Alastor get up to behind closed doors.

The Hunt - 🔞⚠️🍋🤕🚩

Complete. Alastor x reader have some dark ideas as to what their date nights should consist of. This is mainly a horror series, so please take caution and mind the tags.

Alastor x Reader One Shots

Alastor Dating Headcanons 🔞

Alastor Headcanons as a Father ⚠️💥

Flying -🔞⚠️🍋 Alastor saves reader from suicide - but also smut.

The Morning After - 🔞 post-sex fluff and silliness

Trick or Tease - 🔞⚠️🍻🍋You, Alastor, a costume party, and a closet.

Untitled - 🔞 ⚠️🍋"Your heart is beating so fast right now" sentence prompt.

Hazbin Hotel incorrect quotes

Ask Me To Kill For You

Alastor Is A Hypocrite

Cooking

I Have One Fear

Man or Bear

Oscar Wilde

Proper Planning

Too Spicy

What Do You Sleep With?

You Have A Heart

Chaggie oneshots

Vaggie's backstory - 🔞⚠️🍋🚩

A prompt I received where all the exorcists were forced to sleep with Adam.

Wings: 🔞🍋 Charlie really likes Vaggie's wings.

Misc./Headcanons/Character Study

Alastor Has PDA

[watarfallar]

Imagine if Jimmy wins the life series... Huh, what a thought. Anyway have some more incorrect quotes!

Pearl: Cleo, you're my best friend. Cleo: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend. Cleo: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

Impulse: Your smile? It makes my day. Tango: Your happiness? I live for that. Joel: A room? Get one. BigB: Hotel? Trivago.

BigB: What's the most efficient way to burn calories? Martyn: Exercise more! Joel: Set yourself on fire. Tango: There are two kinds of people.

Impulse, to Jimmy: ...And I need you and Tango to help, and by "help" I mean "do everything."

Joel: Yes, I'm adopting Grian and you cowards can't tell me no!

Scott: Martyn said its my turn with the brain cell. Cleo: Square up.

Joel: You know what your problem is? Scar: I only have one?

Mumbo: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time. Gem: Not my fault. Somebody put a wall in the way.

Jimmy: I have a bad feeling about this, guys. Skizz: Oh don’t worry, you’ll be fine. Joel: Yeah, what’s the worst that could happen? Jimmy, being bailed out of jail the next morning: I hate you all.

Pearl: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP- Tango: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE?? Pearl: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!

Lizzie: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? Lizzie: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies. Joel: Socks are Feetie Heaties. Scott: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties. Impulse: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies. Pearl: Stamps are Lickie Stickies. Gem: I hate you guys so much.

*The Squad is at Home Depot* Impulse: *Fell in the cacti display while wandering around the garden section* Grian: *Shitting in the display toilets* Lizzie: *Tokyo Drifting one of those flatbed carts down the aisles* BigB: *Stealing paint chips for aesthetic purposes* Mumbo: *Just wanted some goddamn lightbulbs and everyone ruined it* Pearl: *In the car sleeping*

Ren: Would you take a bullet for me? Lizzie: ...yes? *Jimmy angrily burst into the room* Ren: *running away* Great, thanks!

Martyn: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon. Jimmy: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic. Martyn: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.

Ren: You three, explain right now! Bdubs: It was Etho. BigB: It was Etho. Scott: It was Etho. Etho: Etho: …fuck.

Skizz: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test! Ren: Ok, Skizz, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918? Skizz: 1917. Ren: ...You're ready.

Skizz: Just be yourself. Say something nice. Bdubs: Which one? I can't do both.

Pearl: I need to dye my hair. Bdubs: ... Pearl: Or get another tattoo. Bdubs: ... Pearl: Or a new piercing. Bdubs: Why? Pearl: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

Gem: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.

Joel: You don’t deserve me. Jimmy: At your worst or your best? Joel: I don’t have a worst. Jimmy: Because you’re already at your worst?

Martyn: BigB! This soup is flaccid! BigB: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

Gem: Tell me, what you are mad at? Cleo: I paid twenty dollars for bottomless drinks. Impulse, in the background: They got to the bottom. Cleo: What is that? The bottom of the damn glass!

Grian: I wonder who’s ruining my life. Grian: *looks in the mirror* Grian: So we meet again.

[youling-the-ghost]

sfth incorrect quotes pt.5 because who needs a normal hobby anyway (the generator I used)

Luke: That's a nice arguement, Sam. Why don't you back it up with a source? Sam: My source is that I made it the fuck up! Luke: How high are you? Tom: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet. Sam: No, he's asking what drugs are you on. Tom: Oh, antidepressants, why? AJ: Where the devil is Tom? Luke: Well, it is raining outside… Maybe he melted? Sam: Shall I look outside for a tiny, ill-fitting hat?

Sam: If bees can be fish and boys can be girls, then why can't my dad love me? Tom: I thought I was going to have to yell at you, but now I think I should hug you.

Luke walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Tom, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK. Tom, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :) Sam, after sneaking into AJ’s bedroom: Hey, wake up! AJ, half awake: Huh!? Sam: I just murdered your entire family! AJ: …But I live alone. Sam: Huh? Then who are these people in your house??? AJ: There’s people in my house? Sam: Well not anymore! Dumb bitch! You could’ve died! You’re welcome! AJ: They… well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff? Tom: Um, murder??? Sam: Adventuring! Luke: Tuesday. Luke: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’ Luke: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though. Luke: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you? Tom: Luke, it's four o'clock in the morning. Luke: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket? Tom: Sam gets offended by everything. Sam: What did you say about me?!? Tom: Tom: Case in point. Luke: wow you and Tom are home early from the movies. What happened? AJ: We got kicked out because Tom wouldn't stop yelling diving scores as people jumped off the titanic. Tom: That last guy had a solid 8, I'm telling you! Sam: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it. Tom: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side. Luke: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE! Sam: What are your three best qualities? Luke: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends. Sam: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. AJ: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. Luke: A realist sees a freight train. Tom: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks. Tom: Luke! Have you no dignity? Luke: Of course not! How long have we known eachother? Tom: AJ? What are you doing here? AJ, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best. Luke: A stake to the heart won't kill a vampire if their tits are big enough. AJ: Yeah, you just catch it. Tom: Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing hot girl shit. Sam: Then I just use a spear instead. Luke: You are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas, and for what? Why would you do that to the ecosystem? Tom, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?! Sam, standing in front of Tom: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen* Tom, crying: Please...stop...

Tom: Be right back, gonna hit the toilet for a quick power sob. AJ: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test! Sam: Ok, AJ, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918? AJ: 1917. Sam: ...You're ready. Luke: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products! Luke: *sprays hairspray in his mouth* Luke: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good. Tom: Sam just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then he reached down and untied my shoe. Luke: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Sam. Sam: I hate myself. Luke: Alright, square up. *AJ is considering cancelling plans, and Tom and Sam are advising him on what to do* Tom: Just don't go. Sam: Say you’re ill! Tom: Pretend to break your leg. Sam: Really break your leg! AJ: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset? Luke: No, I said "AJ, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset. AJ: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Tom: Spear. AJ: BLOCKED. Sam: Quacking in my boobs over this Sam: QUAKING* Sam: BOOTS* FUCKER.

+ Bonus message from the programmer of the generator:

Congratulations! You've stumbled upon a secret message from me (the programmer of this generator): Remember to drink water. And also take your meds if you have those and are supposed to take them. Also, have a nice day if that's a possibility. I hope y'all are doing great, and remember: Happy pride month! Always respect eachother's pronouns! (sadly it's no longer pride month but that that doesn't mean that we shouldn't continue to respect each other's pronouns)

[1nconcievable]

Carmen Sandiego Incorrect Quotes

Zack: Ah shit, I forgot. Ivy: Forgot what? Zack: How do you expect me to answer that? ----- Ivy: Can you be serious for five minutes? Zack: My record is four, but I think I can do it. ------ Player: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test! Zack: Ok, Player, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918? Player: 1917. Zack: …You're ready. ------ Player: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched? Carmen: IT. Ivy: Annabelle. Shadowsan: Paranormal Activity. Zack: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words. ------ Julia: Isn’t it a bit dangerous? Devineaux: Agent Argent, please. We’ve been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt. Julia:... Devineaux: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt. Julia: … Devineaux: Alright, we escaped unhurt once… Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

[blues-of-randomness]

Into the bubbaverse incorrect quotes

Reborn!Bubba: venting endlessly to Manny about their week Manny , every once in a while: in a monotone Wow, that is so wild.

(this is so accurate ^)

Tusker: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test! Clay : Ok, Tusker, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918? Tusker: 1917. Clay : …You're ready.

Clay : If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need. Clay : Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.

(Wonder whose house Clay broke into-)

The Squad is gathered in the living room for a meeting Tusker: walks in and sits on Bubba Badass’s lap The Squad: … Og!Bubba: Why are you sitting there? Tusker: There’s no free seats! Og!Bubba: But we made sure there was enough room for- Bubba Badass: hugs Tusker tightly There are no free seats.

Reborn!Bubba: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six. Manny , coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!

BBI Bubba: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.

Selfish!Bubba: Manny , I think we have a problem. Manny : What, the fire? Selfish!Bubba: No, the- wait, what fire? Manny : Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.

Bubbaverse/manny belongs to @anothersmilingcrittersau

Clay belongs to @guppieishere

Reborn!Bubba, Selfish!Bubba, and Tusker belongs to @smilingcrittersthingig

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Overheard at the rec room. Movie night edition.

Soap: I would never survive through a Jigsaw trap.

Soap: He would have to repeat the instructions so many times...

[illarian-rambling]

Thanks for the tag @somethingclevermahogony!

Incorrect Quotes Tag

Rules: generate some incorrect quotes with this generator

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Sepo: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.

Izjik: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

Sepo, on the phone: Where are you?

Djek: I told you, I’m at work

Sepo: Swear you’re not at Chuck E Cheese again?

*skee ball machine alarm goes off in the background*

Djek, texting Twenari: I’m a theif.

Twenari: Thief.

Djek: Theif.

Twenari: I before E except after C.

Djek: Thceif.

Twenari: NO.

Sepo: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Izjik: A doll.

Twenari: A cinnamon roll.

Djek: A sweetheart.

Sepo:

Sepo: ...stop it.

Twenari: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.

Djek: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

Ivander: Please pray for Mashal.

Avymere: What happened to him?

Ivander: Nothing, he's just very stupid.

Elsind: Ivander isn't talking to me.

Astra: Enjoy it while it lasts.

Mashal: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!

Astra: Ok, Mashal, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?

Mashal: 1917.

Astra: ...You're ready.

Elsind: Thank you for not saying "I told you so."

Avymere: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it.

Astra: My bad, It’s a knee jerk response.

Mashal, holding Ivander's unconscious body: WHOSE KNEE JERK RESPONSE IS TO START THROWING BRICKS AT SOMEONE???

Elsind: Okay, how do I look? Be honest.

Astra: There’s no critic more honest than Ivander!

Ivander: Bad.

Astra: This date is boring!

Mashal: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Astra: Then why did you invite me?

Mashal: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Mashal I'll do whatever I want!

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The brick one is fully canon btw, Astra loves throwing bricks. I'll tag @katenewmanwrites @rivenantiqnerd @evilgabe29 @riveriafalll and anyone else who wants in :)

[captainnait]

~Incorrect Quotes~

Buzz: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child? Guy: That naptime was a punishment.

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Bob: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal! Cookie: Can a butterfly be nonbinary? Bob: I mean, maybe? I don't judge. Guy, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then- Buzz: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back. Nate: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would... Yeah... Schmitty: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a- Guy: No, nononono. You fuckers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the fucking privilege to make that reference. Cookie: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference? Bob: You clearly have not lived with him long enough.

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Cookie: Big day today, Nate. *holds up two shirts* Mustard stain or ketchup stain? Nate: Mustard– looks less like blood.

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Cookie: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Bob without them noticing? Nate: Hey, Bob, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny. Bob: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser. Cookie: ...

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Nate: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store? Guy: I thought the animals might be lonely.

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Guy: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test! Buzz: Ok, Guy, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918? Guy: 1917. Buzz: ...You're ready.

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Nate: Do you need help getting up? Buzz: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.

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Schmitty: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Buzz: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

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Nate, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce. Buzz: Hey, do you take constructive criticism? Nate: I absolutely fucking do not.

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Bob: What scares you guys the most? Guy: Werewolves! Schmitty: Sharks. Cookie:The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death. Nate: Nate: Cookie.

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Nate: I would do anything for money. *later* Nate, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!

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Guy, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Buzz: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok? Bob: Okay. *later* Cookie: Bob! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble. Buzz, whispering: Deny everything. Bob, loudly: That isn't a chair.

1:11 pm, 4/22/2024

I CAN'T 😭 These are so good. . .

(I might even make a few comics out of these tbh. . . Someday 💥)

[bullsh1tterz]

🗣️ !

Send me 🗣️ for incorrect quotes of your muse and mine : : @cranetm

ONE.

Adam : I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future. Crane: Oh yeah? Then continue this. Crane: I don't cook I don't clean- Adam : So let me tell you how I got this ring. Adam & Crane: ….. Adam & Crane: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-

TWO.

Crane: banging a pen on the table out of frustration Adam : Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Crane: I— Crane: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

THREE.

Adam : I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test! Crane: Ok, Adam , I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918? Adam : 1917. Crane: …You're ready.

[looks-golden]

another bunch of dewelyn and weblena incorrect quotes

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Lena: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Webby: Um...Neat. *later*

Webby, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Dewey. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Dewey, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Webby. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Gosalyn confessed their love for me?

Webby: Didn't you thank them?

Dewey: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked them.

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Dewey: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!

Gosalyn : Ok, Dewey, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?

Dewey: 1917. Gosalyn : ...You're ready.

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Lena: The first time Webby opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside they yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"

==========================44/5

Lena: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.

Webby: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

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Dewey: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.

Gosalyn : Why are you telling me this, I don't care.

Gosalyn , right after Dewey leaves the room: I miss them already.

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Gosalyn : You’re an idiot.

Dewey: That’s the charm.

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Dewey: All snacks are gone.

Gosalyn : I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!

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[bndair]

i just need to share a few more of these incorrect quotes with you guys bc apparently this is all i'm doing for the rest of the night. i threw the whole gaang in there. it's great

aang: Operation no more distractions is a go! *not even 10 seconds later* aang: Oh, look! A butterfly!

katara: aang is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do? zuko: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them. toph: Tackle them! sokka: Dump them. jet: Kick them in the shin! aang: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

zuko: You know what I’ve realized? toph: Some thoughts are better left unsaid? zuko: Nice try, anyways-

sokka: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test! suki: Ok, sokka, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918? sokka: 1917. suki: ...You're ready.

toph, in the groupchat: So you guys robbed katara? katara: Yeah, all of them. aang: Lies. suki: Slander. sokka: That’s bullshit. zuko: And we’d do it again.

aang: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city. zuko: Well, that was entirely predictable. aang: One of them punched a gang member. zuko: suki? aang: toph, actually. zuko: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

katara: toph and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us. suki: What did you do? katara: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and- toph: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

jet: Dumbest scar stories, go! sokka: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. suki: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned. toph: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. katara: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn. aang: I have emotional scars.

suki: Are you tall enough to play basketball though? aang: Are you calling me short? suki: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

aang: Present your best argument for eating bacon. sokka: If animals don’t want to be eaten, then why are they made of food?

sokka: As you know I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me. aang: Where am I on the list? sokka: Well I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

toph: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons? aang: Um, make lemonade? toph: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!

aang: You spent all our money on THIS?? sokka, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

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Yo-Kai Watch Incorrect Quotes Part 2

Jibanyan: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

Whisper: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk. Whisper: *cuts piece of cake* Roughraff: ...Can I have some? Whisper: Cake is for talkers.

Nate: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me! Jibanyan: Oh-? Even more humiliating than- Nate: We are not doing this!

Jibanyan: Nate told me to stop being immature, so I told him to get out of my fort.

Nate: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test! Whisper: Ok, Nate, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918? Nate: 1917. Whisper: ...You're ready.

Jibanyan: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! Whisper: How can you still say that? Jibanyan: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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