#in my onion

[reegis]

What do you think is Johnnys (devil not the writers) reasoning for loathing Orpheus so much? It just feels so strong yet I can't pin down an exact reasoning

I feel like narratively Jonny and Orpheus are complete opposites;

Jonny’s whole persona is openly, aggressively (& frequently homicidally) detached from any sort of sentimentality. Has to kill his dad? who cares, he totally wasn’t effected by that. Doc is gone? couldn’t give less of a shit, no emotional turmoil there. All of the people he’s lost, and the painful deaths he’s suffered over uncountable centuries as an immortal? dust in the wind, couldn’t matter less.

Meanwhile Orpheus is sentimental to the point of being boarderline useless without his lady love. He tried Absolutely EVERYTHING to reach her again, from requesting to speak to her mind in the achaeron, to unsuccessfully attempting unaliving himself, to stockpiling HIGHLY ILLEGAL BRAIN MELTING ACID as a backup plan, and then eventually asking Hades for help and joining the UDAD plot as we know it. He’s a loverboy through and through and wears his heart on his sleeve.

To me i think that Jonny is, at heart (lmao ironic), much more similar to Orpheus than he would like any of us to believe- and there are definitely moments where I personally feel that you can see glimpses of that. but he has spent eons creating this untouchable, unaffected “captain” persona (that absolutely None of the mechs are buying btw but he is trying so lets all give him some points for effort) and seeing someone living that life so openly and authentically without any subterfuge is bound to strike a nerve.

[kn-1013]

i really really like the idea of travis kissing sal's mask or fantasizing about doing that instead of thinking about kissing his face. i think it's an underrated thing more people should consider

[piosplayhouse]

What is about mxtx characters that makes their worst fans become infamous for literally the opposite of what their faves represent.. like bad wwx fans being outright hostile towards anything that strays off the path of canon, bad sqq fans being dicks to teenagers with bad takes, and now bad sqx fans arguing that scum villain fans are just bitter over tgcf being luckier and getting more stuff right now. Like the fables write themselves

[k1llermustang]

you know i personally feel that watching all of justified is a journey in understanding what boyd has probably felt for this disaster of a marshal (wow you're so handsome and charming wow you're a fucking dickhead i want to beat the shit out of you but you're so handsome and funny i hate you)

[maskeraith]

All of frictional games' games are on sale right now! Would recommend SOMA above all the rest, even if you're a bit scared of horror it has a 'safe mode' which disables the monsters' ability to chase and kill you for a purely existential horror experience instead!

[ultrazound]

saw this guy's typo that went "in my onion" for "in my opinion" earlier and i cant stop thinking about it

[nouverx]

You gotta excuse his 1920's ass, he's still learning slangs

[marlowe-art]

I saw a meme about onions tonight and I was so captivated by the beauty of the humble red onion I knew I had to draw one immediately

[elodieunderglass]

hi. what do you mean

[disableddyke]

onion not even doing satire at this point

[krasnyel]

regular ascot-loving-mystery-solving family

[kn-1013]

i think people need to write sal as a wayyyy bigger mess than they're actually writing him. constant night terrors keeping him up and makes him fall asleep in class (and he hates coffee to boot), then migraines, anxiety + depression on top of the insane amounts of PTSD.

i just know this guy has a dirty laundry pile at the end of his bed, a constantly full trash can, and a bunch of stacked up dirty dishes on his dresser. he's waking up at 2pm on a tuesday. he has journals full of entries and drawings that would get him thrown back into the psych ward if anyone saw them.

when people don't call him back, he doesn't get scared that they don't like him, he starts looking up local obituaries because he's scared they died somehow. he and his dad always know the other is, because if they don't, they start freaking out and thinking the other has died somehow. if he doesn't see someone at school that day, he starts thinking about what to say at the funeral because he thinks they have died somehow.

more people need to get in on writing sal as very neurotic, lots of untapped potential there.

[may-darling]

I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is

[killlerfang1]

The Onion is out for BLOOD

[chubchow]

peace of snow

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

Merry Christmas / Happy Holidays :)

Please enjoy these chilly lil’ guys :)))