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Metalocalypse seasons
1/2: hilarious
3: slightly less funny but still funny and has really really great chatacter moments
4: good for Nothing
#I just finished bookklok and it was really weird I was just thinking wow if only they had the time for development and funny moments they#had in season three.#cause to me it seems like they wanted to continue doing character stuff and focus less on humour#but in the little 11 minute run time doing all the proper awesome indepth character development doesn't work as well. And they don't spend#that time being funny either so it's just like. What are you trying to do here#IT'S NOT LIKE I DON'T THINK THEY CAN'T DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME...#Dethdad is one of my favorite episodes and it's both really funny and offers a little look into Toki's mindspace . and it does it very well#in a 12 minute run time#ok well. Actually point here is just that season four sucks so far WHAT HAPPENED.
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the season 1 finale of het huis anubis is actually so insane LMFAO
#do NOT watch this episode high#when i watched this episode for the first time at 12 i was so flabbergasted but I was also OBSESSED#90% of it is people running around screaming and bumping into each other#it also happens to be one of my favorite episodes bc i genuinely am hollering throughout the whole thing#one of my favorite parts is hearing patricia screaming in the background for fabian’s help holding the door closed#and he’s just deadass ignoring her 😭#victor collapsing to the floor in sorrow when he sees corvus has exploded 💀#nienke’s slow-mo run down the hall just to get yoinked by fabian#and when meneer van swieten was actually about to beat the shit out of patricia before appie drew his attention 😭😭#and then fabian somehow gets it in his mind that nienke teleported from the bathroom they were both locked in to another part of the house#when she obvi jumped out the window???#and then sibuna also climbs out the window with a bedsheets rope#this all happens in a five minute timeframe btw#like wtf was going on this whole episode#het huis anubis#house of anubis#sibuna
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think this is funny. anyway. the Thoughts are back at it again
#just me hi#doodles#Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Characterssssssssssssssssssss#[<- projecting things so hard it's experiencing Physical Effects] Lmao#what if . what if the. the. they. the. you know what i mean ??#LIKE. [stares over your shoulder]#head in hands. what am i supposed to do about this gbfhsbvhf#//btw how is it only a thursday lol#it should be friday. or saturday. the timing is long this week i think !#that's#//<- forgot what i was going to say lol; my previous tags popped up and i think that's fun hfbhvs :3#here they are:#that's crazy!#that's me!#that's insane#that's crazy#that's it#hfhbsfh - i seem to be regularly bewildered hfbvhsf#which. well yea lol#//oh yea guess who's halfway done with those refssssss :3#it's meeeeeeeeee :DD !! i'm almost done !! :D#i am enjoying it a bit more than i thought. the feeling of Have To is a real bog hgfsh#//speaking of bog guess who ALSO got their sleep thing figured out#i may just have busted sleeping habits lmao; staying up til 12-2 is actually so great#i wake up at a reasonable hour and don't feel like a mixture of cement and pop rocks got poured into my body and soul overnight hfbshfvh#plus sleeping in twos is working pretty well; stay up til an ungodly hour one night and then the second go to sleep at about 11 or 12#cuz then i can actually Sleep! it's working pretty well hfvhs :>>#//that and i'm figuring out how to drag myself through stuff w/o some outside force compelling me :33#frequent breaks help with morale (if i don't forget what i was doing while doing that lol) and 30 minute timers are a godsend fr fr fr#//AH i've run outta tag space - ciao from here then i guess hfsbvh !! :>
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home from work
#if I speak…#one of the girls walked out yesterday#the best worker we have is on the verge of blowing up on this bitch’s leaders bc since he can do everything quick and efficiently already#they’re putting 3 to 4 ppl’s workloads on him to see how far they can extend his worth and then they’re over his shoulder the whole time#micromanaging him so today he almost lost it and was literally walking around mumbling about his disrespectful they all are (facts)#and how if they don’t think he’s doing it right then they can do it and I know for a fact one of the ladies heard him#bc he wasn’t even trying to hide it at this point and like this dude is cool he has a lot of patience and helps out any way he can#so if HE’S on the brink of snapping then the rest of us don’t stand a chance LMFAO#anyways today was a fucking mess those leaders know nothing about our store yet so they have us making less than what we need until we need#it so we get behind constantly and they made prep a disaster bc again they think they can just prep a bunch of stuff in the morning#and it’ll last the whole day and yes that works in theory but the reality of the situation is every day is different and today#we sold double what we did yesterday so they had to move me to prep to fix their mistakes bc we were running out of stuff 4 hours in lmfao#and I’m the only one left who knows how to do everything on prep bc the other girls had never done it before#we’re supposed to prep 20 mac n cheese trays in the morning for the whole day#we open lunch at 10:30 tell me why I go into the cooler at 12 put more in the oven and there’s only 5 left#it’s been less than 2 HOURS and you’re already running out of macs which means those idiots prepped barely anything just to try and save mo#*money to cut down waste but that gag if you’re losing money bc now you’re short on everything and customers are leaving bc they’re having#to wait a long time for their food#and macs take 40 minutes to cool LMFAO#I get over there they’re out of parfaits they’re out of fruit cups they’re out of kale salads the front is coming in and having to take#stuff as I make it bc they keep getting orders and it’s all just a fucking mess#I have to make a custom wrap and what happens?? those morons didn’t pull the flatbreads out of the freezer like they’re supposed to every#night so now we have no flatbread and I had to run back there and put them in the warming drawer to defrost and we lost an order bc I had#nothing to make the wraps with <3#I go back there to get more cold chicken SPOILER ALERT they didn’t have anyone make any this morning so now there’s no chicken for the wrap#and salad and it has to be grilled and then chilled for 2 FUCKING HOURS before it can be used#they’re a fucking disaster like 😭#was the store perfect before?? ofc not but it ran quickly and efficiently as it should and now it’s literally just a mess#this bitch hasn’t even owned it for a full week yet and has already fucked it all up#womp womp!!!!!!
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Shoutout to time travelers who are constantly late despite having a time machine.
#yes this is about#doctor who#but also a little about my ocs#well Alexeij isn't late#he just runs away#anyway I just started watching the 11th doctor#and him being like 12 years late when he said he would be gone for 5 minutes is hilarious#love me some chaotic time travelers
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After the absolute carnage and chaos of Session 3 and 4, I desperately wanted to see a graph of everyone’s life left compared to each other, and this is the result of that. I will include close ups of each session below the cut, as well as screenshots of the full (colour-coded!!) data. Updates: Session 5, Session 6, Session 7, Session 8.
Note that I’m using the times that everyone should have based on their kills and deaths, and not what was actually shown (since I know Tango was accidentally given 1.5 hours for his boogey kill instead of just 1 hour, and Skizz hasn’t yet received his 30 minutes for killing Tango), so we’ll see if these times are rectified for Session 5, or if I will adjust my graph to show what is actually used.
Before I show the close ups, I just want to explain the colours used. I picked a base colour for each team and then used a different shade of that colour for each member of the team, to make it easier when looking at a mess of lines. TIES are red because Tango made the bowtie on the tower red (and also because of the red tie in Skizz’s skin, and also Tango’s skin is red). The Bad Boys are green because of all their crops (wheat and potatoes and carrots so far). The Nosy Neighbours are purple because of Watcher-related reasons. Mean Gills are teal because of the coral reef and the warm water colour (and also Scott’s hair). Clockers are orange because Minecraft clocks are gold, and orange is the closest colour to that. Below is a screenshot of all the colour choices I had, and I labeled each one with the player I picked for it
Now for the close ups of each session, with labelling for where each player is at at the end of each session. The grey squiggly downward line is simply the average of all the players’ times at that instant, and the green, yellow, and red horizontal lines mark out 24, 16, and 8 hours respectively. There are no markings for the number of hours, but each gridline is an additional hour, so you can count up and down from the colour-coded lines.
Session 1 close up
Session 2 close up
Session 3 close up
Session 4 close up
So as you can see... there’s less than three hours between the bottom nine people, and a much larger gap from them to the top five. And all three of Skizz’s teammates are amongst those with the most time, so I don’t think Skizz will be first out if TIES play their cards right.
Next I am going to show the data tables I used to generate the graphs! I colour coded them so you can easily see green lives vs yellow lives, and also how often some people switched between them (and you can also see the single second Scar technically turned green during Session 3 before dying, which is also the weird orange vertical line on the graph).
There’s a new row every ten minutes, and every death created two new rows, the first of which is the times a second before the death, and the second is after the death, in order to create the sudden vertical drop.
Deaths are marked with red borders around the box, and time being gained is marked with a green border. All times are in hours and only display to two decimal places, but were calculated down to the second (and the times in hours, minutes, and seconds can be seen at the very left.
Without further ado:
Session 1 data
Session 2 data
Session 3 data
Session 4 data
I find this is a super good visualiser of all the green and yellow switches during the session.
And to visualise the absolute chaos of a specific ten minute segment during Session 3... below shows how much space the chaotic ten minutes takes up in the data due to all the deaths... compared to the entire two hours before it (remembering each row is a new ten minutes or a new death... so for a single ten minute segment to take up almost as much space as two hours, really shows a lot)
Anyway, I had an absolute blast putting all this data together and I’ve spent so much time since the weekend just staring at all the pretty graphs and data. I hope this helps other people keep track of all the death and carnage and times and so on, like it helped me.
#limited life smp#traffic life smp#24lsmp#limlife#i cant remember what other tags people are using for limited life lmao hopefully that works#anyway i love numbers and data and i made this and then couldnt show any of my friends bc none of them had seen session 4 yet#and then i remembered tumblr exists as a place to show things ive made#since my friends werent available yet#anyway follow me for more nerdy maths things or whatever#anyway :D this graph makes me so happy#the only illegal kill that was awarded time was joel in session 2#no one else has counted#except for tango's extra 30 minutes#which got me thinking bc like tango had 42 minutes left when skizz killed him#but he was supposed to only be on 12 minutes#and i cant help but wonder. if he was on the correct time (16:12:xx) would he have tried to hide for another 12 minutes and go down to#go down to yellow naturally? rather than brute force lose an hour?#because obviously tango didn't think he'd be able to run and escape for another 42 minutes#really makes you think#also i hope they gave skizz his bonus 30 minutes from killing tango when they recorded earlier today#anyway i should stop rambling in the tags so i can actually press post and you guys can see my cool graph haha#also its 11pm i need to go to sleep too probably#edit: my sister wants me to mention that she helped me pick the colours lmao#thanks sister i appreciate it#altho i think i made most decisions and you just agreed with them but whatever#my spreadsheets
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im sure u know the crab meta but theres a ton of them on the unmapped island in mond ?
indeed. that things been stationed there for so long it might as well be a permanent waypoint at this point KWDJJKWDJKWDJKWJK
#its the best spot bc all the crabs are guaranteed spawns. most of the good ones are just like. up to chance#u might get 5 u might get 15 from afking a couple minutes and waiting for the spawns. its cringe#the only other good guaranteed places are falcon coast and then doing full circle the amakumo peak shoreline. luhua pool also#but amakumo takes forever#some of the best non guaranteed spots are:#chenyu vale southernmost waypoint. ive gotten 40 in one go from just hanging#shore next to pyro cube#guyun stone forest around the ore spawn next to the domain w the cicin mage next to ruin guard island#the front of MH/GT domain can proc u a bunch if ur lucky#inazuma book domain island has like a 5-6 every time and its fast#koseki village shore has like . 12 or 2 no in between#im very sane yeah why do you ask KWDJKAWDJKWJKJKDJKWAD#crab meta my detested. i do this all for him but i hate it#btw you NEED yaoyao or sayu do NOT hate yourself by losing crabs by having to run after them its hell it WILL happen and you WILL morb#the nice thing is theyre both decent OW supports anyway so . yeah. yaoyao just run a random quicken team. sayu is anemo#asks
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look i don't mind helping my coworkers with questions on things i have more experience with, it's just that they ask the dumbest questions on the planet that would be solved if they'd bothered to do a nanosecond of extra reading on the page they're already on
#prattling about the self#i try i TRY to be patient#but holy fuck you guys you have GOT to try things before running to me every single time#it turns out that there ARE stupid questions and their stupidity is amplified exponentially every minute after i've clocked out#especially if i've already gone over the thing 12 times with you#with instructions of LOOK AT EXISTING THING FOR REFERENCE that they then never do#you are making The Guy Who Likes Telling People Things turn into an evil bitch who hates you
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my adhd hubris
#embers-hoots#so i needed to catch a train at 11:21#and i was like 'the bus at 10:42 will give me pleny of time'#but. crucial error#didnt check when bus arrives nor account for walk time from bus to train#walk is 15 minutes if you really rush#bus got me in at 11:12#fucking 9 minutes to get there on time#and through some stroke of dumb luck and my running broken up with asthma breaks#i made it 4 minutes to spare#(train ended up being 7 minutes late thank fuck#anyway
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Also I did another print of the really big ps2 save icon HOS model and it printed with the damn void in his torso just like last time. It's probably an issue with the gcode and my Z axis has some instability that caused banding on some layers too. Annoyed because it was an 8 hour print but at least I'm learning how to get it to print well and what needs calibrated still
#textpost#Honestly today started off good and then as it went on things got more and more frustrating lol#My ps4 had a system update that it kept running into errors installing too like come the hell ON#OH *AND* I was halfway through cleaning up the chapter 2 pages from the GGComic Anthology when my laptop crashed for the 4th time#and it was before CSP had run an autobackup so I lost it all lol#It was only like 12 minutes of work but uuuuughhhh it adds up you know?
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i’ll say it, i’m a tiny dog lover. min pins. chihuahuas. rat terriers. they are all my friends and brothers
#marc.txt#i am however a ‘tiny dogs with long hair and smushed faces’ hater#just remembered the time my grandma had me take her shih tzu on a walk and i was like. idk maybe 8. i was not a large child.#anyway. dog had one of those very long retractable leads and i didn’t know how to lock it#it ran under the fence at my parents’ house and pulled me along with it until I had to let go of the leash in order to get over the fence#this stupid little dog decided to run at one of the horses and freaked it out#and it managed to get the leash tangled around the horse’s leg#and it just got dragged around the pasture for A While before i was able to get to it#it had what was functionally like. carpet burn. but it was otherwise fine#the thing that is standing out to me most in this though is that like.#i remember being laughed at when i brought the dog up to the house? and being told they could see me running around trying to catch the dog#which was i guess better than getting in trouble#but i had very much been expecting to get in trouble and i had been very scared for the dog#and im pretty sure i’d been screaming for help????#anyway in retrospect i feel like i was getting laughed at for being emotional#because Nobody Cared About The Dog Being Hurt besides me#i don’t know if this makes sense im very high and it took 12 minutes to type out
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the people trying to parallel park across from my building: 🤬😡😫🚗💥🚫🙅♀️
me, watching them suffer through the picture window in the gym while i do my stupid doctor-mandated cardio for my stupid health or whatever: 🪟😈🍿😂👏👏👏🎉🎉👍👍
#the first girl was driving a fiat 500 and she should not have been having as much trouble as she was#the next couple were driving SUVs and the spots were small so like. i get it.#nobody had a wreck so like good game everybody#doctor: u need to excersize for Legit Reasons. Me (mad about it): Ok I Will Walk. I SUPPOSE.#doctor: OK but like. Do 4x as much of that. and Faster.#anyway i ran a mile for the first time in like a decade yesterday.#the good news is that i could in fact run a mile. the bad news is that it was a 12 minute mile.#also i feel like to call it a ''gym'' is perhaps overstating the situation. it's like an excersize room from a hotel circa 1998#also there was no ac. like. there was a window unit but i am 90% sure that it is there for the placebo effect and doesnt actually work#they put central air into the aparment units in 2015 why they didnt do the gym then? like the laundry room i get it i guess but the gym??#*correction they put the central air in 2018 but im not gonna retype the tag about it
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Me (cardio denier) done wirh my workour waiting for my mom to finish her leisurely walk on the viscous treacherous moving machine #fml
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Ingredients:
1 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup honey
2 tablespoons Dijon mustard
1/4 cup apple cider vinegar
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
1/4 teaspoon ground ginger
Pinch of salt
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
Directions:
In a small saucepan over medium heat, combine the brown sugar, honey, Dijon mustard, apple cider vinegar, cinnamon, cloves, ginger, and salt. Stir well.
Bring the mixture to a simmer and cook for about 5-7 minutes, stirring occasionally until the sugar has dissolved and the glaze has thickened slightly.
Remove from heat and stir in the butter until melted and incorporated.
Brush the glaze over the ham during the last 30 minutes of baking, reapplying as needed.
Prep Time: 5 minutes | Cooking Time: 7 minutes | Total Time: 12 minutes Kcal: 120 kcal per serving (glaze only) | Servings: 12 servings (for an average ham)
#hamglaze #brownsugar #holidayrecipes #glazingham #sweetandsavory #holidaycooking #easterham #thanksgivingham #dinnerrecipes #holidayfeast #festiverecipes #hamdinner #dinnerideas #comfortfood #homemadeglaze #familydinner #honeyglaze #cinnamonclove #dinnerisserved #savorymeals
#recipes#cookie run#Ingredients:#1 cup brown sugar#1/2 cup honey#2 tablespoons Dijon mustard#1/4 cup apple cider vinegar#1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon#1/4 teaspoon ground cloves#1/4 teaspoon ground ginger#Pinch of salt#2 tablespoons unsalted butter#Directions:#In a small saucepan over medium heat#combine the brown sugar#honey#Dijon mustard#apple cider vinegar#cinnamon#cloves#ginger#and salt. Stir well.#Bring the mixture to a simmer and cook for about 5-7 minutes#stirring occasionally until the sugar has dissolved and the glaze has thickened slightly.#Remove from heat and stir in the butter until melted and incorporated.#Brush the glaze over the ham during the last 30 minutes of baking#reapplying as needed.#Prep Time: 5 minutes | Cooking Time: 7 minutes | Total Time: 12 minutes#Kcal: 120 kcal per serving (glaze only) | Servings: 12 servings (for an average ham)#hamglaze
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messed up doing the abyss and just Forgot™️ which half was which and ran my wanderer’s anemo team on the second half of floor 12 and i gotta say hmmm anemo NOT great for breaking that shield in the third chamber lol
#woops#chamber 3’s first half took me 33 seconds and it’s second half took me the other nine MINUTES lol#almost ran out of time with it lol but they DID it😤#if you just believe anything is possible😌#i kinda want to run it again since i managed 3 stars on floor 12 with the wrong set up#and see how the RIGHT set up does#but uhhhhhh takes too long and don’t feel like it tbh#i didnt even do floor 12 last cycle just kept putting it off until it ended lol#im very professional genshin player believe me#🥰🥰🥰#spiral abyss
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