(nominally an Artist, 30s, rumored to be 5,000 bees in an oversized sweater, Certified Tea Troll, whatever pronouns are cool w/ me dawg). art blog @galacticmixtape 75% of the witty commentary is in the tags. Sci-fi & Fantasy Content, primarily. Rule 1: Be Excellent To Each Other.
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Alex Hirsch you will always be a legend to me
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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water
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any printer born after 2007 can't print... all they know is bluetooth , hide they usb port, tray feed error, be out of magenta , eat paper & tell HP my social security number
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I want to talk to you about sports, but a weird sport that I found out that you play. I don’t think it’s legal to play. That’s probably true. Is it called fire hockey?
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I feel like there's a parallel phenomenon to Western fantasy novels not knowing how long a thousand years is whereby JRPGs don't know how big a continent is.
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#first cousins i have 8#2nd cousins is where I quit knowing altho i could probably figure it out if i felt like it
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Lucas im so sorry billy has so many fans and it seems like you have none.
Hoping he gets a happy ending
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found out i wasn't born with any skills and the things i'm actually good at are the things i do a lot and didn't quit on. this sucks
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cut open a package of bacon while making food tonight, and then paused to take a pic because I realized the way I open bacon is probably not normal

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is it just me? does anyone else do this?
#this is how i do it#and then i immediately wash the scissors so i dont forget#but tbf i do it this way because of this post
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Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.
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exchanging headcanons and AUs with friends like
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it's always a good day to complain about English speakers
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