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The absolute crime that was Jack Harkness being a total enthusiastically knowledgable technology geek being written out of his character for torchwood. You wanna write a sex icon without his most attractive quality?? Come on now. Give the man his passion back.
#this is also boom town posting because he was SO on it with the tech in that episode and he was SO hot for it and it just gives his#character more dimensions you know?? like he was more than just a hot flirt he was a hot flirty geEK and that should be respected#obviously he’s not written as a clueless idiot in torchwood either but he definitely loses any evidence of his personal hobby and interest#I guess he moves from the tech support and hired muscle to the immortal team leader which is quite a step#torchwood#captain jack harkness#doctor who
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oh my god i should put my truth into the world
Captain Marvel has been a member of the Justice League for over a decade, joining shortly after his debut.
Billy Batson was chosen as Champion of Magic at age 9.
By all appearances, Billy is currently age 11.
When a person is chosen as the Champion, the effects of such a strong concentration of magic kinda fucks with their aging. With an adult, there's not really that big of a deal; some people look younger than they are due to genetics.
Unfortunately, it is much more noticeable when the Champion is a child.
Billy isn't an eternal child, or anything, he's still going to grow up. His aging just stopped while his body adapted to being the anchor to all of magic. So now he's a middle school aged kid, with a twin sister who just turned 21.
#billy batson#captain marvel#alright im too tired to write more. but this is the concept!#he's way more mature than the average 12 year old coz lived experience n stuff#but he's still immature because he's physically twelve.#my version of Fawcett is used to weird aging; its just usually 'immortal old people' flavor and not 'unaging child' flavor.#billy definitely has a highschool diploma in my mind. there's a 9 year old graduating with 18 year olds and nobody bats an eye#i think identity reveal is funny if your coworker of a decade plus turns out to be 12 years old#'oh my god did we let a toddler join the team. did we put a small child on the front lines'#billy: 'no! i was nine. perfectly reasonable'
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as long as you’re not alone 1 2
#he deserves to be blended pfft#but I wanted loved his rp reasoning behind it#qsmp#badboyhalo#badboyhalo fanart#Tina kitten#tinakitten#cellbit#bagi#etoiles#roier#hey#he’s a jaded immortal who lives through the guilt of several catastrophes#he’s been having a lose handle on reasonings and morals for a while#it’s why people like Bagi and Baghera are important to ground him#but now they’re on Opposite teams#team soulfire
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Shadow's old person trait-that is, being from the 50's-is that he prefers physical media. And since he distrusts the government about as much as his teammates, his DVD collection is, of course, pirated.
Rouge introduced him to the practice and it's one of the calmer activities he and Omega like doing together.
#Shadow the Hedgehog#E-123 Omega#Team Dark#Functionally Immortal Crew#this is canon btw#Headcanon#for both my AU and just in general#His binder of DVD's is huuuuge
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Lowkey, I think one of my favorite little things about Rescue Bots is how we get to learn a little more about Optimus when he shows up. Like, not war stuff or Orion Pax stuff, but just little things about Optimus.
One of his favorite Earth stories is The Little Engine That Could. Does he read in his spare time and if so, how did he find Little Engine?
He tells Heatwave that he has also been learning from humans. What has he learned? The phrase "Nothing much, double dutch." Who the fuck taught him that? My money's on Miko. Jack would not have the audacity to add that to Prime's vernacular.
He has a motherfuckin' rocket powered car carrier capable of hauling four bots. And since Team Prime had four four-wheelers on the team prior to Darkness Rising, you could reasonably assume that he has used it with Cliff, Bee, Bulk, and Ratch
Optimus knows what a pogo stick is. That isn't anything noteworthy, I just think it's funny.
#transformers#rescue bots#tfp#optimus prime#rescue bots is so funny in the context of tfp and the greater aligned continuity#dinosaurs are still alive and optimus could turn into one prior to getting blown up with the base#optimus and bumblebee have canonically traveled to the past and to an alternate timeline#mech spent so long trying to build their own transformer only for some semi immortal dickhead to do it on his own with relative ease#triple and *quadruple* changers are canon to the aligned continuity#bumblebee almost succumbed to an alien pathogen and optimus (and maybe ratchet) was the only one who knew#shrink ray technology is canon and it was never used on the decepticons#team prime probably thought they were the last of the autobots but optimus and bee knew at least *nine* other bots on earth#eight if you don't want to count servo#but why wouldn't you count him?#optimus has driven across the sea floor after dramatically declaring he doesn't need a boat#laserbeak canonically becomes an autobot at the end of rescue bots academy
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Sociopathic monster that pretends to be a friend to children has gotta be one of my favorite horror archetypes.
#xemnu#the other mother#other mother#the beldam#the meep#beep the meep#meep#wiggly#wiggog y'wrath#marvel#marvel comics#the immortal hulk#doctor who#the star beast#starkid#team starkid#starkid productions#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#hatchetblr#coraline#starkid black friday#black friday wiggly#black friday starkid#black friday musical#hulk#incredible hulk#the hulk#the incrediable hulk#immortal hulk
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you know what I think I was kind of cooking with caterina/johanna hezenkoss as a concept actually. it's giving gilf andruil/ghilan'nain narrative echoes and also if hezenkoss teaches caterina to become a lich/become basically immortal by other and probably even more immoral means lucanis won't have to be first talon anymore and can focus on what he likes about the job (i.e. the actually killing people part not the admin work). everybody wins (*glados voice* ...except the ones who are dead. BUT THERE'S NO SENSE CRYING OVER EVERY MISTAKE --) . here's how toxic yuri can still save the day and also make it worse
#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#johanna hezenkoss#caterina dellamorte#caterina dellamorte x johanna hezenkoss#idk what it is about this game that gets my femslash rarepair brain going but here we are again. and I'm correct every time#tell me skull fragment hezenkoss having an antivan sugar mama isn't a great idea. I won't hear it I think I am right about it actually#lucanis -- good news! and bad news. you have a new step grandma#I like to think that caterina would be the only person in the world to completely vibe with johanna's war game intensity#she's just as competetive and just as capable of forming Very Strong Opinions about the RIGHT way for the game to be played#sort of like a magneto and professor x homoerotically playing chess together vibe while johanna is temporarily out of a body#...caterina might want hezenkoss to pull some immortality bullshit on lucanis and illario too of course which would be non-ideal#but there are enough people looking out for lucanis at least now that I think we're safe from that he's got two watchers#watching his back (ahaha)#imagining this to be canon at the very least in the worldstate where both rose de riva and lucanis are marrying mortalitasi#(rye and lucanis still get together even tho rye is not rook that time around it's a whole thing. in my head. and also heart)#b/c it would make the conspiracy theories about some grand sinister nevarra/antiva team up so much funnier#and also significantly more true
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"do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he created" except it's the qsmp admins realizing players including but not limited to forever, pierre, tazercraft, cellbit, phil, fit, bad, and etoiles are able and completely willing to break the server for reasons such as "to gamble more", or simply because it's funny
#qsmp#pierre crashed the server so they could gamble#fit could absolutely crash the server to gamble#etoiles is so cracked they had to spawn enough mobs to lag the server to pose a threat to him#phil has chayanne in pieces simply bc it's funny#bad would break the server to gamble and he is at the moment functionally immortal (22 totem pop tom over here)#tazercraft caught cucurucho in his chayanne pajamas breaking back into the nether and also shredded a federation build with a fucking drill#cellbit cracked their arg in like a week and may at this point have a more comprehensive lore document than the admin team lmfao#forever has been nerfed at LEAST twice and that's absolutely not gonna be the end of it#this is not an exhaustive list. god help the qsmp admin team.#shut up vic#block game brainrot
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Hi my name is Lisbeth Hacker Mal'ware Cybercrime Lovelace and I have long curly beige hair that...
#my art#tf2 medic#medic team fortress 2#self ship#medic tf2#self shipping#yumeship#hacker#self shipper#heavy#tf2 heavy#medic#tf2 ocs#team fortress 2 fanart#team fortress two#team fortress 2#my immortal
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Reasons Why Daenerys Sacrificing Herself is Stupid
So, I have seen from the fandom points on that while people might not believe Daenerys will be killed, she will die sacrificing herself for the good of humanity against the Others in the books. Thus ending her arc in a 'better' manner. Yet this STILL includes harping on a female characters death, even if it is 'heroic', it's still just as bad as contemplating Dany dying by being killed by anything else. Some reasonings based on this theory vary:
-Some say Dany sacrificing herself will be a 'redemption' after she goes mad in the books and burns shit down (which is as ooc as it is and stems off of misogyny).
-Some say it is better for Dany to die sacrificing herself as a hero to rid/atone of the 'sins' of her ancestors (also misogynistic, and stupid.)
-Some say they'd rather see Dany die through self-sacrifice than any other way (but why see Dany die at all? Why not want for her to live happily instead, either as Queen or in a home of her own choosing?)
-Some say Dany will sacrifice herself to Jon as Nissa Nissa for the good of humanity (also misogynistic. Reduces Dany as a character. Dany is Azor Ahai, not Nissa Nissa).
The issue within Dany sacrificing herself overall, is it is an inherently misogynistic act within itself perturbed by those who want it to happen. Either way Dany sacrificing herself makes her a plot device, no matter how it happens. It strips away her character and what she represents.
-Dany sacrificing herself as Nissa Nissa is misogynistic in the way it strips Dany down from her character and simply makes her a tool. A vessel used for 'man pain' and only given a role for the man to be the hero. The woman dies so the man can continue on. She dies for the man and that is her only role in this portrayal. Even if Dany 'willingly' made herself Nissa Nissa and allowed it, overall it leaves a bad taste. It paints a narrative that her only use was for another man. A narrative that she was only useful for being a man's 'lover' and murdered in the end. A piece to be used and tossed away once done with.
Let's face the truth here, Dany is Azor Ahai. Her dragons Lightbringer. Dany does not need to be Nissa Nissa, because she already fulfilled the prophecy. Drogo was the sacrifice in this situation instead of Dany. The roles were reversed.
-Dany sacrificing herself (through battle or other means) also paints a misogynistic narrative. Her being a piece for sacrifice strips her of all her qualities; her intelligence, her ability and skill, her overall character arc and what she has done and achieved. It paints a picture that she is only of use to die. It makes everything she has ever achieved and accomplished and learned wasted on nothing. What is the point of her arc and all that she has learned and done if it's all just going to be wasted on her death in the end? Her apparently 'sacrificing' herself?
I do not see anyone discussed more of sacrificing themselves than Dany. And it's sad how people cannot enjoy a deeply written and amazing character without speculating on how they're going to die. It's sad people cannot enjoy Dany just for what she is without needing to make up theories just for how she will die. Why must she die? Why can't she live and have an accomplished and complete arc that results in her eventual happiness?
-The theory that Dany sacrificing herself for redemption after burning a city (like KL) is gross. Season 8 isn't canon, it isn't a part of G.R.R.M's ending. I highly doubt Dany is just gonna go crazy and start massacring people, when that has never been the point of her character and arc. G.R.R.M paints Dany as a HERO. Her narrative arc overall is that of a heroic one (but that doesn't have to include self-sacrifice done as a 'heroic' or 'redeemable act' either). G.R.R.M has also already denied a theory speculating Dany burning down the Water Gardens, why would he have her burn down KL instead? It makes no sense and would be a very ooc thing for Dany to do (no matter the circumstances). It is again, misogyny, to believe that Dany would just suddenly go crazy and burn shit, only to be able to 'redeem' her actions later by sacrificing herself and getting killed. If I needed that shit of an idea as an arc for Dany in the books, I might as well just ring up D&D and ask them to finish the books instead.
-Dany sacrificing herself to atone for the 'sins' of her ancestors/bloodline is also just as bad. What sins have her ancestors committed that she needs to atone for? I'd say most of her blood already atoned for their own sins given the tragedy that befell many Targs throughout the years. It does NOT fall on Dany to 'atone' for what her ancestors have done by sacrificing herself. There is the saying 'not to judge a person by the sins of their family'. Dany is not her family. She does not need to 'atone' for any sins. I'd say she's already doing a pretty good damn job of it already by upending the slavery economy, and being the person that she is- kind, compassionate, etc.
-As for theorizing she will sacrifice herself because there is no other vision for her death- again, I ask the question: why does she need to die at all?
Dany doesn't need to sacrifice herself. I doubt her arc will lead to that for her end. She is TPTWP, Azor Ahai. Her role against the Others will be one of triumph, not death. Dany is fire, she is life, she is Mother. There would be no point in her entire narrative arc, or even her written existence for that matter being raised up as such a large role, just for her to die in the end through 'self sacrifice'. I am sure many sacrifices will be needed during the Long Night, but Dany won't be one of them.
Let's not forget that Dany is the only person to
-First learn of the Song of Ice and Fire within the books
-Bring dragons back from extinction into the world
-Upend the slave trade/economy to help those enslaved
-Walk through fire to hatch dragons from stone
It is not her role to simply be used and traded off as some pawn for sacrifice. Her role is much bigger than just that. Dany is one of the main central characters within ASOIAF, she is the Fire in the title: A Song of Ice and Fire. Her role is not to sacrifice herself to the Others, but to end the coming darkness and bring Spring.
Dany is a hero, and she will continue to slay. Stay mad about it.
#daenerys defence squad#daenerys stormborn#daenerys targaryen#daenerys targeryan#daenerys appreciation#mother of dragons#pro daenerys targaryen#breaker of chains#khaleesi#team daenerys#meta#long post#pro dany#team dany#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf#anti daenerys antis#anti bullshit#queen daenerys#daenerys defense squad#woke up and chose violence#Dany is immortal you cowards
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"Someone said it, I forget who said it but, like, 'you dream your entire life on being on a team that freakin' good.' Right? It was meant to be—it was destiny. That save Bob made not even fucking looking? Like I bought the t-shirt! 'The Bobbery!' It's—" "Fuck, yeah!" "Bob—What's he like?" "That's the kind-of shit that you realise is just destiny...in my opinion..." "Does he talk?" "Does he smile?" "Bob? Yeah! Bob's awesome! Yeah, yeah—again, one of those perfect people."
The Cam & Strick Podcast | 7.30.24 (x)

even ekky isnt immune to good merch hats off to breakingt thats ekkys most prised possession now XD
#aaron ekblad#sergei bobrovsky#florida panthers#ekky just waltzing into the team store to buy the bobbery shirt is so funny to me#never get in between the relationship between a dman and their goalie#i think a lot about how proud he looked when he admitted to buying a bobby tshirt#CRYING SCREAMING WONDER LORE DROP THANK YOU EKKY#ekky offhandledly going yeah hes one of those perfect people :]#at this point we have to admit “perfect” is codeword for man i want to fuck#like we can all unanimously agree on this?#the list expands to 4: forsy sasha oel and bobby#which tracks yeah#love thy goalie. buy his merch.#immortalize his rise to godhood on a cotton little tshirt you wear around the house as you make your coffee#“thats when you realise its destiny”#wheres that tweet that compares that bobby save to the one adin hill made on us in the scf#and was like when bobby made that save i knew we'd win the cup#because thats exactly what we were all thinking#and im glad ekky mentions the destiny of it all#not me making fun of the “destiny” narrative the rangers had all playoffs but immediately going DESTINY on the bobby save#its only funny when me and my team do it#DESTINY DESTINY DESTINY
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It would have been hilarious to see Morocco virus Morbot try to uncle his way into Cody’s life to be evil and shit, basically trying to be the gay rich uncle so Cody can help him take over the world.
Cody would just be “same shit again as always” and have to go along to it until heatwave got there to pick him up. It’s basically turned into an after school activity.
Morbid morocco:“Cody! Join me and become immortal! with the technology we can rule for eternity!”
Cody burns“Morocco I have homework can’t this wait?”
At some point heatwave just has to teach him how to become an uncle. Morocco bot already has the first step of being a transformer down ‘if you see a human kid you’re an uncle now’ he just has to learn to be a good person.
At the end of the episode Cody’s just like. “Technically if you become a humanitarian and use your stuff to HELP the earth everyone will love and respect you. It’s not like you need money or control.”
“Yesss YESSSS LITTLE HUMAN WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!”
#transformers rescue bots#dr. morocco#cody burns#heatwave#all he had to do was offer Charlie burns immortality and the whole team (minus chief) would have been on board)
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Aisno really loves making chief cry in eternal nightmare ☹️☹️
Aaaaah I haven’t played it yet, but I just know it’ll be as depressing as the last three :((
Why do all the immortal sinners have the most devastating fates and backstories? Like, PTN characters in general have so much trauma, but the immortal sinners literally have it the worst out of everyone. I feel so bad 😭😭
Poor Chief, forced to witness the fates of these people and is unable to do anything about it when they succumb to the mania corruption. They literally forget who they are/sacrifice themself for Chief…
#⛓️ interrogation complete#tbh#I wonder why NOX isn’t in the same category as the immortal sinners#ig it’s because she’s not a part of the expedition team#but her backstory and fate are similar to all the immortal sinners
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Aemond should just take Vhagar & go on a trip to Essos for a much deserved holiday, let them bitches fend for themselves since they don't want to fight a war they're directly involved in & want him to do all the work in a 1V12. let murder war nuke babushka have a hot girl summer & go get a cocktail baby.
#like ewan says he needs to chill so let him have a vacation#they don't deserve my little snookums#like yeah bro has vhagar but he doesn't have plot armor#mfs acting like he's immortal or has gojo's limitless#aemond targaryen#aemond one eye#prince aemond#aemond the kinslayer#hotd#house of the dragon#team green
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maybe the 7th issue will make me post my seven or so pages of eugene lore in my memos collecting dust
#😏#when..... when your dad is immortalized as a brain in a jar.........and you think he just left.......#and he had connections to tf classic......#so you are doomed from the start.......................#to be a merc.... for Team Fortress......
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Someone send help, I found my middle school angst songs
#random rambles#oh gosh#Evanescence and Linkin Park#OH GOSH#My Immortal + Abel Angst goes HARD y'all#send a rescue team HELP
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