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vaguely-concerned · 6 days ago

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you know what I think I was kind of cooking with caterina/johanna hezenkoss as a concept actually. it's giving gilf andruil/ghilan'nain narrative echoes and also if hezenkoss teaches caterina to become a lich/become basically immortal by other and probably even more immoral means lucanis won't have to be first talon anymore and can focus on what he likes about the job (i.e. the actually killing people part not the admin work). everybody wins (*glados voice* ...except the ones who are dead. BUT THERE'S NO SENSE CRYING OVER EVERY MISTAKE --) . here's how toxic yuri can still save the day and also make it worse

#dragon age #dragon age: the veilguard #johanna hezenkoss #caterina dellamorte #caterina dellamorte x johanna hezenkoss #idk what it is about this game that gets my femslash rarepair brain going but here we are again. and I'm correct every time #tell me skull fragment hezenkoss having an antivan sugar mama isn't a great idea. I won't hear it I think I am right about it actually #lucanis -- good news! and bad news. you have a new step grandma #I like to think that caterina would be the only person in the world to completely vibe with johanna's war game intensity #she's just as competetive and just as capable of forming Very Strong Opinions about the RIGHT way for the game to be played #sort of like a magneto and professor x homoerotically playing chess together vibe while johanna is temporarily out of a body #...caterina might want hezenkoss to pull some immortality bullshit on lucanis and illario too of course which would be non-ideal #but there are enough people looking out for lucanis at least now that I think we're safe from that he's got two watchers #watching his back (ahaha)#imagining this to be canon at the very least in the worldstate where both rose de riva and lucanis are marrying mortalitasi #(rye and lucanis still get together even tho rye is not rook that time around it's a whole thing. in my head. and also heart)#b/c it would make the conspiracy theories about some grand sinister nevarra/antiva team up so much funnier #and also significantly more true

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