Me, putting my coveralls and flashlight helmet back on: sorry I was seriously misinformed as to what strip mining was
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been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will
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aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm
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stop freaking out about getting old and start planning out what kind of old person you're gonna be
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road work abreast
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i made a grindr and in under 24 hours i got the most insane unsolicited nude to ever exist. hes fully nude on the beach and in his right hand is a black tipped reef shark i could not make this shit up if i tried
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i wish he would come down from heaven & kill every instagram fitness liquid diet ozempic green juice low calorie food blogger
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thinking about this
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Gatekeeping is so good and important
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Filipino Isekai
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does my trash miku count as a miku from my culture-
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remember that interviews are not about giving a good and honest first impression that they'll carefully consider. interviews are about saying the special words and phrases they're looking for that give you points and when they tally those up whoever earned the most job points wins
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i remember when i was doing a religious simpsons painting in my painting 1 class and the professor had been talking about trends that annoyed him, specifically people painting bart back when he taught in the 90′s. i took my painting off the easel and turned it around and my 50-some year old professor had to cope with seeing imagery of bart simpson as a cherub
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