#imagine though

[blazeismyname]

Your appendix gets an infection, and you die, but Carmilla mechanizes your appendix, so now you're stuck with an organ you don't even need, but hey, it's keeping you alive

Any other vestigial structure works, too. Wisdom teeth? Men's nipples? Tail bone?

I just think it'd be so funny to have a line of Mechs OCs that have useless mechanisms for useless parts

(If any of my mutuals want to get together to make this hilarious ass team of idiots, I'm so down, dm me/send an ask/reblog)

[fatallyaddictedtofiction]

It's Jude and Cardan rant time:

Their ship name could have been duartebriar which is arguably awesome as hell compared to Jurdan

Jude isnt just a strong female lead in the sense of she doesn't need to rely on anyone; she is a strong female lead because she will literally consume a little bit of poison every day in preparation which turns out to be extremely useful when she poisons Madoc's cup as well as hers because she couldn't know which one he would take

Cardan's only hug was after Jude killed Snake Cardan (snardan????) And most people I've seen do fanart of it have Jude as the "weak" one with desperateness and sadness, but I see it as letting Cardan have his moment of weakness. Letting him break down in her arms and she will always be here for him, her being stoic and strong for HIM in that moment

Headcanon: Jude explains the concept of anniversaries to Cardan (immortal fae probably dont see much use of them) but because Cardan loves the human realm he immediately becomes obsessed with them and starts reading up really obscure traditions to impress Jude and on their anniversary Jude sees what he's done and just smiles incredulously because she thought he would find it silly and says "What ????" And he just rants about everything he's learnt and all the things he's planned for them to do for the day

and yes i understand the majority of their relationship involved heated threats and lots of daggers but i can imagine Cardan being absolutely obsessed with his "Hospitality of Knives" wife and High Queen.

[taeneth]

Hey so what if the reason we haven't seen vox out of the vee tower is because he literally can't leave

Like if he goes far enough he'll "disconnect" from the towers WiFi and pass out or something

or OR he CAN leave but just for small amounts of time before his data(?) runs out and he has to go back

Just imagine the silly scenarios that could get them in like:

"CARMILLA HURRY THIS FUCKING MEETING UP OR I'LL FUCKING DIE I SWEAR-" -Vox at a particularly long overlords meeting

Val carrying him home after they stayed out for too long

aND MORE MY TIRED ASS CAN'T THINK OF RIGHT NOW-

Like it'd honestly be so cute!1!1!!1!1!

[starry-skies-writes]

Ok Runaan’s shirt—

They either passed by Silvergrove and got it (though then it should fit him properly so I’m leaning towards no)

They got it from the Banther Lodge behind them (someone pointed out the Banther lodge) so it might be HARROW’S shirt??? Or smth idk

…Or it’s Rayla’s

[rosekiller-addict]

do you think jk j*wling knows about what the Marauders fandom has done to the harry potter world?

do you think she gets dms about it and her team just doesn't show them to her because they don't want to know what'll happen?

like, i wanna know

[stoat-party]

Lucy went to the Anakin Skywalker School of Flirtation, I see

[bisexualchaosdemon]

So, I was thinking about aftg for a couple fics I'm planning and– why do the cousins have different last names? Tilda was Luther Hemmick's sister and the books make it pretty clear she was single. No one knows who the twins' dad is so where the fuck did Minyard come from???

[gabbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

Would Dagda be considered a plushie/doll

[dragonnnfly]

You all know just as well as I…

If rtte was made for an older audience that wouldn’t have been a mace, it would have been a sword, and Hiccup would have killed that man

[pandagirl45]

Tony: if my dad wasn't rich or a raging asshat, I'd would have like to run a tool shop or weird willy Wonka style store

Bucky: with gizmos, gadgets, magics, abd wack-a-doos

Tony: only the dooest of doos, with the right amount flamgets, flimbobs too

Bucky: my, my, mister Wonka, what I can do to visit your store of wonders?

Tony: you gotta find the golden gear *snorts laughing*

Bucky: *laughing with him*

Clint and Natasha who was exposed to the geekiest flirting ever:

Clint:...was any of the english!?

Natasha: I feel like I am in a world like that now

[hedonists]

Currently spacing out, thinking about all those brave people in their individual fandoms who were the first to introduce omegaverse and mpreg into their spaces. Try to imagine someone going "I'll be the first to sell my soul to the devil" and then it's like an avalanche, and suddenly that fandom is 10 ao3 pages deep in filth, corruption is spreading like a wildfire and there's no going back, welcome to hell.

Are they heroes or are they villains or are they real life morally grey characters, who knows.

[handlebarmustaches]

I saw this on google. Imagine it without the last bit there lolol

The thing I'm talking about:

What happened to Philza?

Philip "Phil" Watson (born: March 1, 1988), known professionally as Philza, is an English Twitch Streamer, & YouTuber. Philza became virally known after He died on April 24, 2019 (dying after just over 5 years in his Season 2 Hardcore world, this caused by a hurdle of hostile mobs.)

The only highlighted part of this is: DIED ON APRIL 24 2019.

Which made me choke reading it agxjfmjdkxkcnjdk

[transingthoseformers]

YES

And I always liked the concept of Glitch/Damus's gift being able to be used for potential medical purposes such as keeping away pain and keeping a patient alive so we can add him and Pharma experimenting too.

Like Pharma tracks down Megatron all zeal and fury, and he is horrifyingly reminding of Starscream for a moment and demands to join the revolution but also immediately starts repairs offering to fix anyone and upon hearin Megatron’s wish teaches him. He doesn't necessarily soften over time. He's still furiously determined and prickly, but he's protective and slots in as a close friend.

Which is why the Functionist Council when they try to capture them takes Pharma's surrender in exchange for allowing his patients to go and publicly makes an example of him a la Shockwave. Except Pharma has never let anyone tell him anything and Megatron carefully doing the surgery to replace upgrade him slowly as they get parts and Pharma still remaining in his roll and teaching just as many saying Forged hands are a leg up but lack of them prevents no one from being a doctor and proves it as well as continues to teach anyone who asks.

Yes yes yes yes

It's such a thing

Pharma's fucking angry, and angry people join movements that want to change things

But he means well, and it shows in his actions

Baseline Megatron's probably having a Time reconciling this Pharma with what he knows of the baseline universe's Pharma

Ooo on Pharms keeping himself out of the know of anything big on purpose, interesting

That surgery must've felt like the ultimate test for a still in training medic Megatron, and there are several mecha who would be proud (is Terminus still here? I'm aware that he went into the Functionist universe with him but Megatron lost him again at some point, for good this time) (which is such a thing)

YES

And YES on Damus's outlier ability evolving for possible medical uses

[soaking-wet-cat-punk]

Back again with my Percy Jackson elevator pitches

Ok so I have been to the saint louis arch. I’ve gone up inside it’s rickety little metal side in a rickety little metal elevator and stood at the top, with about thirty other people in a claustrophobic room that smelled horrible.

The thing about the St. Louis arch is: it takes a long time for the elevator to get all the way up. Like an atrocious amount of time, and it’s almost pitch black, and it’s a kgksjmbvlahgillion degrees.

Imagine you’re Grover or Annabeth. When the explosion happened, they would have been still in the elevator (which is more like a glorified hamster ball, really). The lights would have shut off, he machines stopped, and both of them would have KNOWN that Percy was in danger. But they were trapped and unable to do anything and so they would have had to just wait as the arch shook with explosions and people screamed and then

And then

It all went still

And the elevator started to move again

And annabeth and Grover are hanging on to each other sobbing because THEY DONT KNOW WHETHER OR NOT THEY JUST HEARD THEIR BEST FRIEND DIE

[dyospeaks]

Why does Kamala Harris not simply get a libertarian for VP to lock in their votes but then have the VP killed once she takes office

[castielsprostate]

despite the fact that you've shared a reasonable amount of personal detail... if it turned out this blog was run by misha collins i would not be surprised at all and it would even make sense