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if I were on a roadtrip and saw a roadside fruit stand with exorbitant pricing I'd go "this is highway strawberry!" but that's never happened so I I haven't said that.

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politics is very simple theres a kind of guy who is inherently evil and the more you advocate hurting them the more good your politics are. this is a good foundation for like sixty or seventy political movements i think

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*smooth criminal*

Joshua, stop making your trauma everyone else’s problem 🙄

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People talk about Elsa's "Let it Go" moment having killed the men of the Terror and the Erebus, but it goes farther than that. That same historically cold winter of 1846/1847 also caused so much snow that it led to an infamous American tragedy, as I learned when I read the nonfiction work The Indifferent Stars Above.

If Elsa killed the Terror and Erebus men, then she also doomed the Donner Party.

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Anatolian shepherd dog puppy in training

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Joshua, stop making your trauma everyone else’s problem 🙄

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complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

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i say "my friend" a lot when addressing people and i think the initial reason was because its a good replacement for "dude" in sentences But also i just really like it because it makes me sound very whimsical and kind. It is up to you my friend. Thats a wonderful idea my friend.

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I love what we've done with the word "ratatouille." It's kinda like how we fucked up the popular understanding of the word inception, except we borrowed a word from a language we usually copy 1:1 and assigned it a wildly unrelated meaning. Hell with the tomatoes. Steer that man by his hair.

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i wish you could tell cats your food is poison. he seems to think the issue is i've forgotten that he is my kind and loving friend. the issue is Hospital

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Hangin’ around

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things you can do in fallout 4 that i think about all the time

invite that guy to the institute and blow it up 3 quests later

make an announcement to the commonwealth that the institute is here to stay then blow it up 2 quests later

kill everyone on the prydwen but the children because you cant harm kids in fallout 4 and then blow it up with only the children left inside

invite brandis back to the prydwen then blow it up

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