#imagine them on a sitcom

[allthegoodusernamesaretakenagain]

If the Curious Minds was a tv show which actors would be totally different “irl” to what we see in the story?

Oh my god this is such a fun question!!!

I think Link and Zelda would be totally different. Link would be chatty and like a golden retriever, always fun in the interviews and causing chaos wherever he went. I can imagine him being a big fashion icon too. Maybe he was a model first, actor second.

Zelda wouldn’t be as sad as she is in the ‘show’, she would be very bubbly. Her hair would be short, and I think she dress very androgynous, different from Zelda. No one can say a bad word about her.

I think Impa be exactly like he character. She’s giving black cat energy, and I think she would have been a singer turned actress. She would have one album that’s an absolute masterpiece, and never sing again.

Quentin, my baby, would also be quite similar. He would be clumsy, and the internet’s baby girl. Quentin is also like, a child actor, who stared in everything as a kid, and has crazy contacts in the industry. He would casually call up A- List celebs who literally could never decline his call.

There would be a compilations of ‘Quentin Brinston being a gay icon for 8 minutes gay’ ‘Link and Quentin being in love’ ‘Impa and Quentin bickering like a married couple for four minutes straight’ ‘Zelda and Impa being so done with quink ’

I would be here for it

[sallymew4]

i love when terumob makes a guest appearance in a ritshou fic because most of the time its like they descend from the heavens as the older, more mature couple to bestow advice to the poor foolish children. while in every terumob fic ever theyre the most romantically inept fools ever who cant catch a break at all

[crayonverse]

Zane: laurance has to walk past my house on his way to work

Zane: I like to stand on my front porch with a hammer to let him know if he goes a millimetre on my yard I’m hitting him with it

Zane: he’s had to outrun me six times. He’s only escaped because I have asthma. If Irene didn’t weigh me down with it I would’ve caught him

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Laurance: I fucking hate garroths brother

[orangewsunglasses]

personally i think he needs to stop being delusional about some things

[mari-thesapphic-lady]

Not me seeing agathario fandom start making fanfics in ao3 where Rio gets trapped in the Hex with Agatha and thinking innocently: "Wow, it would be very, very extremely psychologically painful and so fucking full of cuteness if Wanda's spellwork gave them, idk, like, maybe, DAUGHTERS, wouldn't be?!"

[chaotic-fandom-hoarder]

The angst goblins are running rampant around in my brain, specifically rotating about that one post with the idea for a bad ending of the sitcom au where Alex gets kidnapped by the Lankmann foundation

I missed the opportunity in my fanfic there to add in that, this is an alternate version of the incident with the police hunting down Alex. Meaning that they were asleep. Meaning that they wouldn’t be wearing their glasses.

Imagine the imagery of Clyde frantically searching the ransacked house, futilely hoping that Alex is somewhere in there, safe and ok, and then Clyde sees their glasses sitting on the floor, with a cracked lens from getting launched off the nightstand during the struggle. Imagine Clyde taking the glasses with it on its roaring rampage of revenge. Imagine

[lesbianfakir]

Feminism was when, instead of having the two lead girls fight over the boy, princess tutu chose to have the bitchy catfight be between the main girl’s boytoy and her unattainable hotgirl crush

[murcielagatito]

me when im silly goofy connecting imaginary dots about ava and janine getting a lil homoerotic this season

[oreo102]

1950s AU of spydoc except 13 is the one to do all the “manly chores” and fix stuff and go to work while the master stays at home cooking and leaving and taking care of their children and or pets

He cooks elaborate 4 course dinners every night and makes an entire breakfast spread. 13 takes some of the leftovers to their neighbors (Graham and Ryan on one side, yaz on the other) despite his grumbling

She eventually invites them all to a game night at their house and despite making a spread of like homemade snacks and drinks, the master doesn’t say a word to anyone but 13 and a little bit yaz

The master is still wholly uninterested in humanity and hates the majority of people

Both 13 and the master have massive crushes on yaz (they tell eachother immediately and gush about her together)

He begins to care about the Graham and Ryan but only bc 13 does

The master genuinely likes being a homemaker and takes pride in it

[vaguely-concerned]

I realize that Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel are never going to cross over for anything but coy little easter eggs at most for legal reasons, but nevertheless my perfect scenario for how it would go down is that Hazbin Hotel’s part of the storyline culminates in the Big Epic Battle To End All Battles between Heaven and Hell… during all of which the whole Helluva Boss cast are fucking around up in the human world for completely unrelated reasons, perfectly oblivious the whole time. and then they cheerfully step through the portal back to Hell afterwards like ‘yo what’s UP losers we brought souveni — whAT THE ACTUAL FUCK’, troy coming back with pizza to a burning room meme style but the burning room is the entire cosmic world order as we’ve known it

[clouds-of-wings]

Mandy's father is certainly right in some regards when he says that Mandy and her mother are very similar people - they are both strong-willed women who want things to go their way. But the only reason why her dad sees that as the defining trait of both is that he spends so much time being SitcomDad and avoiding conflict with the women in his life. If you look at it from a different perspective, it's very clear that they are not similar at all. They go about getting their way in very different ways - I have not seen Mandy be anywhere near as manipulative, judgemental and just straight-up backstabbing as her mother. But since the father wants to avoid confrontation above all, that doesn't make a difference. Fair or unfair, reasonable or manipulative, principled or impulsive, all he sees is an angry woman who needs to be placated.

The way her mother treats Mandy has been consistently horrible from the beginning while Mandy has not been similarly horrible to the people in her life - most notably, she has been the only one who has given Missy some respect and has even mentored her when the older women in her own family have only neglected her, especially once she became a teen. Mandy does not pass the emotional abuse she receives on to the only younger woman in her family. Also she has been right to try and put some distance between herself and her mother and is only tolerating this treatment at the moment because she doesn't have any other options, which is a pretty shitty situation to be in. She's handling it as well as can be expected (aka not well), and with almost zero support from the people around her. She certainly can't depend on the spineless and two-faced men in her family, though I have at least some hope that she can establish a better relationship pattern with Georgie. But if she can, it will be almost entirely due to her insistence on it, because while he is willing to live up to his financial obligations to his family and is certainly a hard-working guy who cares for his wife and kid, he likes to go the path of least resistance in arguments just as much as his father-in-law.

[trappper-johnathan]

Must we pit two bad bitches against each other?? [og post]

[grinchwrapsupreme]

I'm not joking when I say I would watch endless seasons of a Good Omens sitcom or "monster-of-the-week" style show about Aziraphale and Crowley dealing with the Earthly havoc caused by their respective sides' tantrums or basically any Aziraphale And Crowley Are In A SItuation Of No Lasting Consequence type show

[doctor-badadvice]

I ship Narumitsu like anybody else. It'll never be confirmed but it's charming because it's about the two biggest nerds from the funny nerdy lawyers game.

Then TMNT has the Vitruvian Man.

It's no secret Baxter is proud of his work, right?

[minitt-personal]

I hc that if Gummigoo and Loo ever met they'd get along in an "unlikely duo" fashion