#imagine them on a sitcom

[allthegoodusernamesaretakenagain]

If the Curious Minds was a tv show which actors would be totally different “irl” to what we see in the story?

Oh my god this is such a fun question!!!

I think Link and Zelda would be totally different. Link would be chatty and like a golden retriever, always fun in the interviews and causing chaos wherever he went. I can imagine him being a big fashion icon too. Maybe he was a model first, actor second.

Zelda wouldn’t be as sad as she is in the ‘show’, she would be very bubbly. Her hair would be short, and I think she dress very androgynous, different from Zelda. No one can say a bad word about her.

I think Impa be exactly like he character. She’s giving black cat energy, and I think she would have been a singer turned actress. She would have one album that’s an absolute masterpiece, and never sing again.

Quentin, my baby, would also be quite similar. He would be clumsy, and the internet’s baby girl. Quentin is also like, a child actor, who stared in everything as a kid, and has crazy contacts in the industry. He would casually call up A- List celebs who literally could never decline his call.

There would be a compilations of ‘Quentin Brinston being a gay icon for 8 minutes gay’ ‘Link and Quentin being in love’ ‘Impa and Quentin bickering like a married couple for four minutes straight’ ‘Zelda and Impa being so done with quink ’

I would be here for it

[sallymew4]

i love when terumob makes a guest appearance in a ritshou fic because most of the time its like they descend from the heavens as the older, more mature couple to bestow advice to the poor foolish children. while in every terumob fic ever theyre the most romantically inept fools ever who cant catch a break at all

[crayonverse]

Zane: laurance has to walk past my house on his way to work

Zane: I like to stand on my front porch with a hammer to let him know if he goes a millimetre on my yard I’m hitting him with it

Zane: he’s had to outrun me six times. He’s only escaped because I have asthma. If Irene didn’t weigh me down with it I would’ve caught him

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Laurance: I fucking hate garroths brother

[orangewsunglasses]

personally i think he needs to stop being delusional about some things

[mari-thesapphic-lady]

Not me seeing agathario fandom start making fanfics in ao3 where Rio gets trapped in the Hex with Agatha and thinking innocently: "Wow, it would be very, very extremely psychologically painful and so fucking full of cuteness if Wanda's spellwork gave them, idk, like, maybe, DAUGHTERS, wouldn't be?!"

[rubilune]

Kaveh: Unfollow me if you think the Earth is flat.

Alhaitham: *seriously pretends to be a flat- earther to antagonize Kaveh.*

Dehya: *neutral but makes polls to start fights, "Is the Earth flat? Let's discuss!"*

Cyno: *not a flat-earther but makes "the Earth may be flat but this ass ain't" jokes for viral tweets*.

Traveler: *actual flat-earther.*

Get the irony? Although, to be fair, there's probably at least one world the twins have visited that was flat

Dehya: The only time I take the high road is if marijuana is involved.

Tighnari: You're insane!

Traveler: Sure I am, what's your point.

Nilou: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?

Cyno: Um, murder???

Traveler: Adventuring!

Dehya: Tuesday.

Alhaitham: This is a bad idea.

Kaveh: Then why are you coming along?

Alhaitham: Someone has to get your injured ass home.

Dehya: Bye Traveler! Bye Kaveh! Bye Cyno! Bye Tighnari! Bye Traveler!

Alhaitham: You said 'bye Traveler' twice.

Dehya: I like the Traveler.

Nilou: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.

Cyno: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

Paimon, jumping out of Traveler's closet: BOO!

Traveler:

Paimon:

Traveler:

Paimon: *makes a sad face*

Traveler: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!

Alhaitham: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

Traveler: Okay?

Alhaitham:

Alhaitham:

Alhaitham: Actually it's gonna bug me if I don't, so-

Tighnari, to the others: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you're doing it all wrong.

Alhaitham: Italics.

Traveler: Yeah, Italians.

Wrong world, Traveler

Kaveh: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Alhaitham: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Kaveh: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns???

Alhaitham, deadpan: Is it working?

The poor guy just wants to sleep without hearing someone building shit all night

Alhaitham: Don't worry, I have a permit.

Cyno: ... This just says "I can do what I want".

Tighnari: Hi, I'm Cyno's emergency contact.

Counter Person: You're here to pick him up?

Tighnari: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

Traveler: Do you even, cuddle, bro? Do you even lift, bro... each other up with kindness? Do you tell your loved ones that you care about them regardless of who is listening? DO YOU EVER RESOLVE CONFLICTS, EMOTIONAL ISSUES THROUGH COMPROMISE AND COMPASSION RATHER THAN ANGER AND DENIAL?!

Traveler after witnessing the 100th homosexual situationship of Tevyat

Tighnari: Are you drinking enough water?

Kaveh: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

Alhaitham: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Kaveh way.

Traveler: Isn't that the wrong way?

Alhaitham: Yes, but it's faster.

Cyno: I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses.

Tighnari: The big five licenses?

Cyno: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and... license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.

He probably already has that last one but let's pretend

Kaveh: There's no meeting today because Alhaitham is at the police station.

Cyno: He's in jail?!

Tighnari: We have to get him out!

Dehya: Jailbreak! I'm in!

Nilou: I'll dress up and distract the guard!

Traveler: Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards!

Cyno: I guess I could bring my frying pan in case we need a shield to keep us from being shot-

Kaveh: No! Alhaitham wasn't arrested! He's undercover, taking the system down from the inside. He doesn't need our help!

Someone messed with his vacation schedule, maybe

Traveler: A banker? Me?

Cyno: Yes, Traveler.

Traveler: But I don't know anything about running a bank!

Cyno: Good. No preconceived ideas.

Traveler: I've robbed banks!

Cyno: Capital! Just reverse your thinking. The money should be on the inside.

Traveler: We have heart?

Tighnari: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to his chest*

Tighnari: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.

Dehya, to the Traveler: Please, picking locks is my specialty.

Dehya: *throws a brick through the window*

Dehya: Okay, let's go.

Alhaitham: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*

Traveler: You can't just skip to the happy ending!

Alhaitham: I don't have time for their problems.

Kaveh: The results are in, I'm afraid you have updog...

Tighnari: What's updog?

Kaveh: Alhaitham! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

Traveler: I would let you ruin my life.

Kaveh: Sorry, I'm busy ruining my own. You'll have to wait.

Traveler: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.

Tighnari: ...what happened?

Traveler: I made a VERY bad mistake.

Traveler: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable......and also assault with a deadly weapon.

Alternatively it could be feral Nilou or regular Tighnari, but I think it fits the Traveler better

Tighnari: I hope you have an explanation for this.

Kaveh: We have three, actually!

Alhaitham: Pick your favorite.

Tighnari: You gotta slow down and smell the flowers... appreciate life's miracles.

Tighnari: Like me. I'm life's greatest miracle.

Kaveh: I feel like the world would be better if I'd never been born.

Alhaitham: Aw... that's not true.

Alhaitham: It'd be exactly the same.

Alhaitham: You're not important.

I mean, he's not wrong. None of us are important in the grand scheme of things

Traveler: What are amphetamines?

Tighnari: Drugs that can go on land and water.

Traveler: Ohhhh.

Alhaitham: To be honest, I'm kinda pissed that. I'm not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden.

Kaveh: *mixing different alcoholic beverages together*

Tighnari: What are you making?

Kaveh: A mistake.

Nilou: Cool, any other secrets?

Dehya: I still sleep with the blanket I had as a baby.

Nilou: Awww-

Dehya, stern: I use it as a gag when taking people's pets hostage.

Nilou:

Nilou: There's no punch line 'cause it's not a joke isn't it?

*On a hike*

Kaveh: It's beautiful out here.

Tighnari: And quiet.

Kaveh: Too quiet.

Tighnari: Did we lose someone?

*Cut to the Traveler with a bear in a headlock*

Traveler (as Lumine): You don't think I can fight because of my gender!

Kaveh: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Cyno can fight in that dress either.

Cyno: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

Alternatively:

Traveler (as Lumine): You don't think I can fight because of my gender!

Kaveh: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Alhaitham can fight in that dress either.

Alhaitham: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

All lines are Alhaitham lines if you read them in the most deadpan matter of a fact voice possible

[chaotic-fandom-hoarder]

The angst goblins are running rampant around in my brain, specifically rotating about that one post with the idea for a bad ending of the sitcom au where Alex gets kidnapped by the Lankmann foundation

I missed the opportunity in my fanfic there to add in that, this is an alternate version of the incident with the police hunting down Alex. Meaning that they were asleep. Meaning that they wouldn’t be wearing their glasses.

Imagine the imagery of Clyde frantically searching the ransacked house, futilely hoping that Alex is somewhere in there, safe and ok, and then Clyde sees their glasses sitting on the floor, with a cracked lens from getting launched off the nightstand during the struggle. Imagine Clyde taking the glasses with it on its roaring rampage of revenge. Imagine

[lesbianfakir]

Feminism was when, instead of having the two lead girls fight over the boy, princess tutu chose to have the bitchy catfight be between the main girl’s boytoy and her unattainable hotgirl crush

[murcielagatito]

me when im silly goofy connecting imaginary dots about ava and janine getting a lil homoerotic this season

[oreo102]

1950s AU of spydoc except 13 is the one to do all the “manly chores” and fix stuff and go to work while the master stays at home cooking and leaving and taking care of their children and or pets

He cooks elaborate 4 course dinners every night and makes an entire breakfast spread. 13 takes some of the leftovers to their neighbors (Graham and Ryan on one side, yaz on the other) despite his grumbling

She eventually invites them all to a game night at their house and despite making a spread of like homemade snacks and drinks, the master doesn’t say a word to anyone but 13 and a little bit yaz

The master is still wholly uninterested in humanity and hates the majority of people

Both 13 and the master have massive crushes on yaz (they tell eachother immediately and gush about her together)

He begins to care about the Graham and Ryan but only bc 13 does

The master genuinely likes being a homemaker and takes pride in it

[vaguely-concerned]

I realize that Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel are never going to cross over for anything but coy little easter eggs at most for legal reasons, but nevertheless my perfect scenario for how it would go down is that Hazbin Hotel’s part of the storyline culminates in the Big Epic Battle To End All Battles between Heaven and Hell… during all of which the whole Helluva Boss cast are fucking around up in the human world for completely unrelated reasons, perfectly oblivious the whole time. and then they cheerfully step through the portal back to Hell afterwards like ‘yo what’s UP losers we brought souveni — whAT THE ACTUAL FUCK’, troy coming back with pizza to a burning room meme style but the burning room is the entire cosmic world order as we’ve known it

[clouds-of-wings]

Mandy's father is certainly right in some regards when he says that Mandy and her mother are very similar people - they are both strong-willed women who want things to go their way. But the only reason why her dad sees that as the defining trait of both is that he spends so much time being SitcomDad and avoiding conflict with the women in his life. If you look at it from a different perspective, it's very clear that they are not similar at all. They go about getting their way in very different ways - I have not seen Mandy be anywhere near as manipulative, judgemental and just straight-up backstabbing as her mother. But since the father wants to avoid confrontation above all, that doesn't make a difference. Fair or unfair, reasonable or manipulative, principled or impulsive, all he sees is an angry woman who needs to be placated.

The way her mother treats Mandy has been consistently horrible from the beginning while Mandy has not been similarly horrible to the people in her life - most notably, she has been the only one who has given Missy some respect and has even mentored her when the older women in her own family have only neglected her, especially once she became a teen. Mandy does not pass the emotional abuse she receives on to the only younger woman in her family. Also she has been right to try and put some distance between herself and her mother and is only tolerating this treatment at the moment because she doesn't have any other options, which is a pretty shitty situation to be in. She's handling it as well as can be expected (aka not well), and with almost zero support from the people around her. She certainly can't depend on the spineless and two-faced men in her family, though I have at least some hope that she can establish a better relationship pattern with Georgie. But if she can, it will be almost entirely due to her insistence on it, because while he is willing to live up to his financial obligations to his family and is certainly a hard-working guy who cares for his wife and kid, he likes to go the path of least resistance in arguments just as much as his father-in-law.

[trappper-johnathan]

Must we pit two bad bitches against each other?? [og post]

[grinchwrapsupreme]

I'm not joking when I say I would watch endless seasons of a Good Omens sitcom or "monster-of-the-week" style show about Aziraphale and Crowley dealing with the Earthly havoc caused by their respective sides' tantrums or basically any Aziraphale And Crowley Are In A SItuation Of No Lasting Consequence type show

[morninkim]

Rise of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers - "Mask of the Masked Rider"

Prince Dex of Edenoi was given the powers of the Masked Rider by his dying grandfather, King Lexian, following a devastating final assault on Edenoi's capital by the evil Count Dregon. With Edenoi's defenses crippled, Dregon set his sights on Earth. Dex soon followed, teaming up with the Power Rangers and forming a strong alliance with them, counting them as some of his first and closest friends.

Dex's past is riddled in tragedy, Edenoi having been under constant siege since before he was born. His planet made for an easy target, as most of the population were pacifists, save for the Masked Rider Warriors that stood guard against incursions. Sadly, they were all wiped out in Dregon's final attack, leaving only Dex and his Ectophase Activator as the last remnants of the Rider Warriors.

Around the Rangers, Dex says everything extremely deadpan, making it hard to tell whether or not he's joking, but he will soon clarify with an equally deadpan "That was a joke." or "Was that not funny?"

He comes into inadvertant conflict with Tommy as she starts to worry about him replacing her on the team, threatened by the "newer and cooler green guy". The two soon reconcile as Tommy apologises for projecting onto him, with Dex saying that, as someone who also had never had friends before now, it's understandable that she would be worried about losing them again.