#laurances would be ‘Guy who refuses to change his morning routine’
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crayonverse · 6 months ago
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Zane: laurance has to walk past my house on his way to work
Zane: I like to stand on my front porch with a hammer to let him know if he goes a millimetre on my yard I’m hitting him with it
Zane: he’s had to outrun me six times. He’s only escaped because I have asthma. If Irene didn’t weigh me down with it I would’ve caught him
Laurance: I fucking hate garroths brother
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