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I'm drunk as hell but I think I wanna be an English teacher maybe there's hope for me.
#fugo.txt#maybe#im very drunk and high but#it seems like a nice thing#i like kids theyre very nice if you can get them to be#i know its gonna be hard now thst Milei is gonns privatize schools but. thats what i wanna do#i want to help the next generation. i wnat to educate and interrst them like my own teachers have#i wanna do something productive in life#maybe ill do commisions to pay for my debt#but idc anymore. i wanna be a good person. i do.#ignore this im very high and drunk ad i said
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Do you think the Good King had friends who were not royalty? Because I honestly see him capable of having hit it off with Badwolf (Not necessarily a friendship but they do get along well) I also see the Evil Queen getting jealous of anyone who is with the Good King.
yeah. he was definetly friends with Badwolf, Pinocchio and Mad Hatter. I think that he had quiet a lot friends who were royal growing up becuse of his status, but then when he got disowned due to his destiny he was slowly going low contact with royals and starting to spend more time with commoners.
He still has a very close friendship with Mad Hatter and Pinocchio
#i know i said i wold be more active but that was before i chose the most mentaly and financial draining colage ever to prepare for#i want to apologise for not answering on this ask sooner#and as an apology i would like to trow in my crack hc:#once when the snows prince charming was drunk he saw snow white and evil queen making out at the party#and went like “well guess what snow you are not the only one whos alowed to hook up during realationship”#and then he saw good king#and thought“ you wanna fuck eq? fine. i will fuck her boyfriend”#and good king also very drunk didn't really mind#i like to think that sw and her pc are what Apple and Daring would be like if they had went with their destiny#meanwile eq and gk would have agreements when they can hook up with other people and when not#shit you probably didnt ask for this#im sorry#ever after high#eah parents#class of classics#eah evil queen#eah good king#eah badwolf#eah mad hatter#eah pinocchio
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i really appreciate that the character Augbert recognizes an aspect of planeswalkers that i feel is often neglected and that is the fact that one of the worlds he has lived in for a long time is this world. yes he is very out of touch and is usually talking about things that we are unfamiliar with but he does also know things about this modern realm. he can articulate physics concepts using contemporary scientific terms. he understands that vic is not legally allowed to fire employees without proper cause
like with this specific character it is pretty likely that most, if not all, of what he's saying is not objective reality (whether he's lying or the things he believe did not really happen). but the fact that he's a physicist is not evidence of what he's saying not being true
#the character evolves as the episode goes on because it's improvised. so in the beginning of the ep i don't think brennan knew the truth#do u understand what i'm saying?? if i was speaking out loud i could articulate it better#i also liked at one like it seeme like what he was saying was true and he also uses substances. like 'yes i am high and drunk right now#but that's not why im saying there are demons and i can enter people's dreams. i really can do those things'#very important people#brennan lee mulligan#if you're interested in watching this episode: content warning for unreality
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idk about the rest of you but i genuinely don't make decisions high that I wouldn't make sober
#half because i think about things when i do them by either a) no thought instant impulse straight to action OR b) very close overthinking#and drugs dont usually do anything besides make me do more of one or the other#i dont really Do 'back off bc nervous' *except* when under the influence tbh bc i overthink tapping the brakes#so like i'm more likely to be like 'may be i shouldn't get an impulse tattoo from this random person' while high than sober#this is a me problem#other half is just because i will commit to such dumb shit anyway and have enough wrong with me that my sober instincts and desires are#p much totally in line with my influenced ones as far as i've seen#im never sobering up like 'what was i thinking' i always know what i was thinking ans usually im like 'yeah good call' about it#being DRUNK is the only one I don't really feel that way about and is because it's bad for my mental health but like ive never really done#something while drunk i wouldn't do while sober either i just usually feel a little off kilter about it#red rambles
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I WANT TO DANCE I WANT TO PARTY I WANT TO SWIM IN THE SEA SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING TOWN
#me drinks one glass or bottle of wine also me ^^^#if i didnt live in a car dependent place i would be so unstoppable and also a much worse alcoholic#better? worse?#anyways swimming in the sea ar night drunk as hell again would fix me but NOOOO i live in a CAR CITY NOW#thinking about how casual my friends in school like high school used to drunk drive that was crazy like what the hell#thats a line for me like i’ll do a line but im not DRIVING after#no 🙅 operating 🙅 heavy 🙅 machinery under the influence of anything dude there are other people in the world#oversharing online is my passion sorry#anyways. alcoh*lics will literally be like ‘im gonna have a glass of wine w dinner’ and next thing u know plastered on the floor#like why did i drink my fuckinc cooking wine lol i need that for cooking!!! my sauces!!!!#long story short if u live in *** and want to get str***** lmk i can solve that u just gotta pick me up in ur car vroom vroom#or if u have **** 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽 or **** ok#im very flexible#anyways. recycle comes tomorrow and they know far too much about me. like not me getting up at the crack of dawn to haul my pile of bottles#out to the can pleas. maybe i should leave a thank you note. i can make cookies or something
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jensen in one of his smiley cuddley moods,, disgusting
#i hate when hes like this. what happend.#joking these moments are so special to me. they are so fleeting.#its not his demeanor at all but if hes fully relaxed and usually unmasked to a certain degree he will get like this occasionally#also when hes high. and very drunk. but those are not the times im talking about#i love when bryce is minding his business and jensen just walks up and gives him a hug. bc he does NOT like physical touch#doesnt matter who it is its just not for him. but occasionally he will ask for it#and bryce stands there like okay if i move at all ill scare him off so i will stand utterly still. yk. like you would w a cat.#bryce lahela × jensen valentine#jensen valentine
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another thing that made me shake my fist in anger at Pentiment's extremely tight autosave feature: two characters were gonna prank father thomas by putting a buncha frogs where he stores the eucharist. and i accidentally snitched on them to him because i didnt realize thats what the dialogue choice was gonna lead to. by the time i realized what happened it already autosaved. and they hate me now for telling on them. i gotta replay this game just to see the epic frog prank happen
#honestly i like the autosave because it keeps me playing the game honestly. like i love savescumming but#there is some benefit to just having to roll with what happens#except the frog prank. i wanted to see the frog prank i wanted to help them even#but its my fault for blundering through a very smart rpg while drunk and high#oopsie#haley plays pentiment#pentiment spoilers#spoilers#minor spoilers#<-- jsut tagging to be thorough because im trying to get ppl to play this game it rules
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well havng sex while cooking anything is not a good idea why do the movies always portray it as cute and why do i have flour yp my pssy rn
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I draw things for people when I can and talk in the exact way I do in my head (probably comes off as cringe and insane) to cope with everything happening irl but even then sometimes I gotta take a step back and try to look at myself from the lense of someone who is normal and I think, yikes I gotta log off again....
#like when i say things like “meltin them into molecules” and“oh you just pound them into sand and sift it through a pan looking for gold” to#describe figuring out a character's most defining and special traits; this makes 100% sense to me so i will say that#without stepping back and realize “wait this probably sounds insane to everyone else maybe i shouldn't say that”.....#the worst part is i cant even make the excuse that im drunk or high and that's why i say these things... im very boring and uncool and don'#drink or smoke this is unfortunately me completely sober#ah well back to bed...
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birthday tomorrow..................
#Big two one........ i cant even get drunk or high that day bc my grandma will be home. which is fine i just thought it would be funny#although i dont feel like much of an adult still. wegh#whatever my family is being very nice to me so im happy#For my birthday can everyone draw labru kissing yaoi style? thats all i seem to think of nowadays#incubus.txt#flash warning
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there is nothing wrong with character death when it's meaningful, forecasted & not for shock value, & narratively significant. send tweet
#i narrowly survived s4 of the magicians on syfy i am strong enough to withstand this#anyway. much love to everyone who is upset rn you are so so valid & i do not mean this to be condescending in the slightest#im just very drunk rn and i feel similarly abt this as i did abt the character death in Bly Manor#(which i need to rewatch btw)#might feel differently when I'm sober but like#gay people die too. and in case y'all forgot this IS the killing and eating people show. like. hello#i love a good tragedy...#and also... chances on lot being haunted next season the same way Shauna was in s1??? SOOO high#like I'm sad but. she drew the queen. i knew this was coming in the back of my mind.#time to write lots of hurt comfort fix it fic#yellowjackets spoilers
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Person A: I know how this works and you’re not the one who talks, you’re just a party planner. One of you is supposed to have the guts to speak up instead of hiding behind this chick. One of you has to have the balls to say something to me. Do you? Any of you?
Everyone: …
Person A: Okay. Great intervention. I have been intervened upon. I will see you tomorrow.
#source: private practice#source: grey’s anatomy#incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes ideas#incorrect quotes prompts#idk this just reminded me so much of my last intervention#everyone said their piece and then obviously the one between my 5 friends that i was closest to and i spoke in privately#i lied through my teeth to all of them. but after that i was much much more careful ab how high i got around ppl i know#cause before that i was very careless and there was an incident ™#in which i took too much morphine and slept through all our classes and had to be woken up and guided back upstairs so i could go home lol#ANYWAY. sorry i’m oversharing i’m drunk#like amelia said when /she/ went from oxy to wine (and im going from morphine to rum): i’m branching out!
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I feel like a lot of lives would have been saved if dare had been about educating people on how to use drugs safely instead of just like. informing us of which drugs exist
#im constantly on my friends about using safely and i feel like im annoying about it#but like the one time i wasnt there to be able to help a friend she was given an extremely high dose of mdma while very drunk#its so easy to not do shit like that but people arent taught about harm reduction#and i think people just assume that its going to be unsafe no matter what
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I'm chilling solo tonight so hit up my inbox and keep me company
#@ dec I have your very nice OC ask that i intend on answering. you asked so good i have to think hard and give a good response#also im gonna be too fucked up to answer such poignant questions lmao#💋♥️#drunk text#high text
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holyshit. steven universe au. Steven is Tommy, Garnet is phil, techno is garnet and wilbur is pearl. rose would be sally so we can get some salbur in there . im still working shit out in my mind bear with me
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FUCK man- it’s just hitting me, I’ve never been this happy for this long. Like yeah I’ve had things that make me sad and shitty days and I’ve cried and yelled and been sad and angry but I’ve never been this happy and felt this loved- everything feels so fucking easy now, and I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. I KEEP waiting for it to go wrong and to go bad and for it all to go to shit bc historically things have just not gone super well for me. That isn’t me being a pessimist it’s just kinda how things have panned out. And I keep waiting for it to happen again and not feel too good or too happy because I’m going to lose it any day and like… it keeps ?? Not?? Happening??? Everything is ok? And STABLE?? And consistent??? And like this week it fucking has been hitting me like a truck that it’s not going to go bad any day. It’s ok. It’s all ok and I’m allowed to be happy and I’m not responsible for holding anything together and I don’t have to try so fucking hard constantly to stay afloat- I feel like I can BREATHE for the first fucking time!!! I keep waiting for the bad thing to happen because I never get to be this happy for this long and like I am. And it’s all ok. And it’s not going away and it WONT go away. I Can stop fucking bracing for the crash of everything because it’s genuinely actually different and I’m living in a different city on my own and I have a job and I’m GOOD at it and I LOVE it and people like me at work and I am genuinely and truly wanted by my friends. I have friends, and they don’t tolerate me- they WANT me there as ME and they love me and they tell me so much and I’m so stupid because of fucking course they do I’m the last person to fucking know that EVERYONE loves me.
It shouldn’t have taken being a bridesmaid to realize that I’m WANTED not just as an afterthought or out of convenience, I’m genuinely loved and I feel so silly for only realizing it now- of COURSE, of course it’s this way and it won’t be any other way. Your friends talk about you behind your back about how they love you and how their lives are better because you are in it and you didn’t even realize it. It’s easy. It’s so fucking easy. To borrow books and sleep on couches and brush arms in the cab and touch my hair and share a space without every breath feeling calculated. Pressing up against my friends in the backseat of a car and thinking nothing of it because of how casual it is now IS my norm. Borrowing books and shoes and having a place to exist and feel no stress at all is the norm. I’m not an introvert- I just only felt safe and at peace in my fucking room for so long I didn’t realize I desperately and deeply and painful and messily love my friends.
It’s always been just an understood fact of my existence that I would love other people much more than they would love me. And it’s not bad it’s just true. But it isn’t anymore. I’m so wanted and so loved I don’t know where to put it all because it’s not staying in my chest. Everything is ok and I’m realizing it’s going to stay that way and I’m not scared by that but it’s still so so strange. Because I never learned how to live, I don’t know how to be a person or a friend, but it doesn’t matter because- while I’m NOT perfect or without flaws- the people in my life now genuinely and truly love me not in spite of parts of myself but because of them. I’m allowed to be messy and awkward and stiff and too quiet and then too loud and talk too long and I’ve realized when you say ‘you make a lot more eye contact than most people’ ITS GENUINELY AN OBSERVATION AND NOT A FLAW!! When you laugh in the book store because I pronounced ’diaspora’ painfully wrong because I’ve only ever read it it was with GENUINE AFFECTION FOR QUIRKS ABOUT ME THAT YOU LIKE NOT TO MAKE ME FEEL STUPID!!! When I mention wanting a tattoo of my favorite archeological site and everyone starts laughing because I’m the only person in the world who has a favorite archeological site like it’s a favorite color ITS BECAUSE YOU LOVE THAT AND DONT EVER WANT THAT TO CHANGE !!
And I should’ve known when all my friends said all of that explicitly. I should have known when I slept at one of their apartments for WEEKS last summer while getting my degree because THEY said it was stupid for me to drive home every day to drive back to college in the morning. I should’ve known when I asked them to be at my semi crazy mothers fully crazy wedding the day of and they said hell yeah brother. I should’ve known when they tossed a blanket at my head at the party because they recognized I was cold even though I didn’t say anything. I should have known when they borrowed my shoes without asking because they knew what id say. I should’ve known when I let one of them borrow a book and a different friend read it instead because it’s all that close and that easy. I should’ve known when they ASKED ME TO BE A BRIDESMAID IN THEIR WEDDING!! But I’m so slow I’m only fuckjng realizing now that when my friends say they love me and want me there they actually mean it
#idk idk sorry for girlblogging#but also no im not#it’s my internet diary and I can overshare if I want#but I’ve never been happier and surrounded by better people in my life#and when everyone was inside or getting snacks or taking makeup off and it just so happened#that I was alone on the porch with one of my friends who was very high and drunk and two days away from being married#just said casually ‘I’m so glad you are here :)’#I almost started crying right there#I’ve been told that a million times by all my friends and like#it’s real#it’s hitting#it’s also like not even a new thing#it’s been years and yeah I’ve always loved my friends of course I did#why did it take me SO LONG to realize that they actually love me#stupid ass#of course they love you#you’re a fucking delight
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