#im very drunk and high but
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sheila--e · 1 year ago
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I'm drunk as hell but I think I wanna be an English teacher maybe there's hope for me.
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class-of-classic-blog · 3 months ago
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Do you think the Good King had friends who were not royalty? Because I honestly see him capable of having hit it off with Badwolf (Not necessarily a friendship but they do get along well) I also see the Evil Queen getting jealous of anyone who is with the Good King.
yeah. he was definetly friends with Badwolf, Pinocchio and Mad Hatter. I think that he had quiet a lot friends who were royal growing up becuse of his status, but then when he got disowned due to his destiny he was slowly going low contact with royals and starting to spend more time with commoners.
He still has a very close friendship with Mad Hatter and Pinocchio
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ur-stepdad · 8 months ago
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i really appreciate that the character Augbert recognizes an aspect of planeswalkers that i feel is often neglected and that is the fact that one of the worlds he has lived in for a long time is this world. yes he is very out of touch and is usually talking about things that we are unfamiliar with but he does also know things about this modern realm. he can articulate physics concepts using contemporary scientific terms. he understands that vic is not legally allowed to fire employees without proper cause
like with this specific character it is pretty likely that most, if not all, of what he's saying is not objective reality (whether he's lying or the things he believe did not really happen). but the fact that he's a physicist is not evidence of what he's saying not being true
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pxssyboyares · 2 months ago
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i am… making some incredibly bad decisions regarding my social life and relationships
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bitegore · 10 months ago
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idk about the rest of you but i genuinely don't make decisions high that I wouldn't make sober
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buildabot · 7 months ago
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I WANT TO DANCE I WANT TO PARTY I WANT TO SWIM IN THE SEA SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING TOWN
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taintedcigs · 1 year ago
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well havng sex while cooking anything is not a good idea why do the movies always portray it as cute and why do i have flour yp my pssy rn
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icicleteeth · 1 year ago
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I draw things for people when I can and talk in the exact way I do in my head (probably comes off as cringe and insane) to cope with everything happening irl but even then sometimes I gotta take a step back and try to look at myself from the lense of someone who is normal and I think, yikes I gotta log off again....
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c0rpseattack · 9 months ago
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birthday tomorrow..................
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harrowharkwife · 2 years ago
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there is nothing wrong with character death when it's meaningful, forecasted & not for shock value, & narratively significant. send tweet
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Person A: I know how this works and you’re not the one who talks, you’re just a party planner. One of you is supposed to have the guts to speak up instead of hiding behind this chick. One of you has to have the balls to say something to me. Do you? Any of you?
Everyone: …
Person A: Okay. Great intervention. I have been intervened upon. I will see you tomorrow.
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upwards-descent · 1 year ago
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I'm chilling solo tonight so hit up my inbox and keep me company
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titsoutfortntduo · 1 year ago
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holyshit. steven universe au. Steven is Tommy, Garnet is phil, techno is garnet and wilbur is pearl. rose would be sally so we can get some salbur in there . im still working shit out in my mind bear with me
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my-thoughts-and-junk · 1 year ago
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Gilear and gortholax i am rotating them in my mind
#random thoughts#fantasy high#gilear absolutely fucking instigates it are you kidding me#like after a while of gilear and gorthalax hanging out for fig's sake they're in a weird 'only friends cuz out kids are friends' kinda thing#except their kids are the same kid#also they both work at the school so they're in meetings and at school events#and gilear keeps the cooler in the locker room stocked with drinks and snacks for the bloodrush players so you KNOW#you KNOW they're bumping into each other#the teachers have a bimonthly get-together where the location changes each time#sometimes it's at krom's diner or basrar's soda fountain but it's MOSTLY at the black pit for drinks#before gorthalax started his job gileat never attended one of these get-togethers because 1. he's gilear and 2. couldn't afford it#gorthalax didn't hear about it until he was in a conversation with a fellow teacher and gilear and the teacher brought it up#gorthalax's like 'why didn't you tell me about this??? we're going' because that man LOVES SOCIAL INTERACTION#and he offers to cover all gilear's drinks because he just wants him to get out of the house already#and gilear's like 'well if you're paying i suppose it would be rude of me not to indulge'#gorthalax is the designated driver for the night </3 baby can't drink#gilear gets absolutely SMASHED for the first time in god knows how long#he goes from ramrod straight 'i am extremely inebriated' to loose and giggly and leaning into gorthalax's side because he's very warm#and there is some point in the night where gorthalax goes from 'hell yeah im helping my friend have a good time' to 'oh dude'#'i think you should sit down' to 'oh you are VERY MUCH COMING ONTO ME and you are VERY DRUNK'#he eventually takes gilear home early (it's fine porter doesnt drink either) and stays there until he falls asleep#and also sleeps on the couch because he's a LITTLE concerned gilear's gonna get up to some shit#just imagine gorthalax sleeping on this tiny couch. like a mastiff in a cat bed#he ends up cooking him breakfast which gilear takes in the COMPLETELY WRONG WAY and is like 'oh god did we . . . ???'#and gorthalax is immediately like 'NO NO NO YOU WERE WAYYYY TOO DRUNK I JUST STAYED OVER BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU'D HURT YOURSELF OR SOMETHING'#'btw your kitchen is like. super sparse. i bought you some groceries.'#gilear is also very apologetic for coming onto him 👏 the 👏 whole 👏 night 👏 and hopes he didn't make him uncomfortable#and gorthalax is like 'oh no you're fine i would have stopped you if you crossed a line. would have stopped you very easily actually'#'im eight feet tall' and gilear's like 'that you are'#gilear's flirting is the epitome of 'how tall are you?' 'idk 8 feet 8'5 with the horns' 'with the horns you're SO funny' babygirl's deranged
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sollilua-2 · 2 years ago
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today was so fun 🥺
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yatiso · 2 years ago
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entering my mostly sober era fr this shit kindve rocks ngl
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