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I'm drunk as hell but I think I wanna be an English teacher maybe there's hope for me.
#fugo.txt#maybe#im very drunk and high but#it seems like a nice thing#i like kids theyre very nice if you can get them to be#i know its gonna be hard now thst Milei is gonns privatize schools but. thats what i wanna do#i want to help the next generation. i wnat to educate and interrst them like my own teachers have#i wanna do something productive in life#maybe ill do commisions to pay for my debt#but idc anymore. i wanna be a good person. i do.#ignore this im very high and drunk ad i said
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Do you think the Good King had friends who were not royalty? Because I honestly see him capable of having hit it off with Badwolf (Not necessarily a friendship but they do get along well) I also see the Evil Queen getting jealous of anyone who is with the Good King.
yeah. he was definetly friends with Badwolf, Pinocchio and Mad Hatter. I think that he had quiet a lot friends who were royal growing up becuse of his status, but then when he got disowned due to his destiny he was slowly going low contact with royals and starting to spend more time with commoners.
He still has a very close friendship with Mad Hatter and Pinocchio
#i know i said i wold be more active but that was before i chose the most mentaly and financial draining colage ever to prepare for#i want to apologise for not answering on this ask sooner#and as an apology i would like to trow in my crack hc:#once when the snows prince charming was drunk he saw snow white and evil queen making out at the party#and went like “well guess what snow you are not the only one whos alowed to hook up during realationship”#and then he saw good king#and thought“ you wanna fuck eq? fine. i will fuck her boyfriend”#and good king also very drunk didn't really mind#i like to think that sw and her pc are what Apple and Daring would be like if they had went with their destiny#meanwile eq and gk would have agreements when they can hook up with other people and when not#shit you probably didnt ask for this#im sorry#ever after high#eah parents#class of classics#eah evil queen#eah good king#eah badwolf#eah mad hatter#eah pinocchio
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i really appreciate that the character Augbert recognizes an aspect of planeswalkers that i feel is often neglected and that is the fact that one of the worlds he has lived in for a long time is this world. yes he is very out of touch and is usually talking about things that we are unfamiliar with but he does also know things about this modern realm. he can articulate physics concepts using contemporary scientific terms. he understands that vic is not legally allowed to fire employees without proper cause
like with this specific character it is pretty likely that most, if not all, of what he's saying is not objective reality (whether he's lying or the things he believe did not really happen). but the fact that he's a physicist is not evidence of what he's saying not being true
#the character evolves as the episode goes on because it's improvised. so in the beginning of the ep i don't think brennan knew the truth#do u understand what i'm saying?? if i was speaking out loud i could articulate it better#i also liked at one like it seeme like what he was saying was true and he also uses substances. like 'yes i am high and drunk right now#but that's not why im saying there are demons and i can enter people's dreams. i really can do those things'#very important people#brennan lee mulligan#if you're interested in watching this episode: content warning for unreality
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i am… making some incredibly bad decisions regarding my social life and relationships
#tfw u start flirting with an actor the SECOND that u open the show#tbh there’s been vibes since rehearsal#but yeahh#also im high rn and have been texting them and were drunk last night and texting them#like i said VERY BAD DECISIONS#justyn.txt#personal
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idk about the rest of you but i genuinely don't make decisions high that I wouldn't make sober
#half because i think about things when i do them by either a) no thought instant impulse straight to action OR b) very close overthinking#and drugs dont usually do anything besides make me do more of one or the other#i dont really Do 'back off bc nervous' *except* when under the influence tbh bc i overthink tapping the brakes#so like i'm more likely to be like 'may be i shouldn't get an impulse tattoo from this random person' while high than sober#this is a me problem#other half is just because i will commit to such dumb shit anyway and have enough wrong with me that my sober instincts and desires are#p much totally in line with my influenced ones as far as i've seen#im never sobering up like 'what was i thinking' i always know what i was thinking ans usually im like 'yeah good call' about it#being DRUNK is the only one I don't really feel that way about and is because it's bad for my mental health but like ive never really done#something while drunk i wouldn't do while sober either i just usually feel a little off kilter about it#red rambles
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I WANT TO DANCE I WANT TO PARTY I WANT TO SWIM IN THE SEA SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING TOWN
#me drinks one glass or bottle of wine also me ^^^#if i didnt live in a car dependent place i would be so unstoppable and also a much worse alcoholic#better? worse?#anyways swimming in the sea ar night drunk as hell again would fix me but NOOOO i live in a CAR CITY NOW#thinking about how casual my friends in school like high school used to drunk drive that was crazy like what the hell#thats a line for me like i’ll do a line but im not DRIVING after#no 🙅 operating 🙅 heavy 🙅 machinery under the influence of anything dude there are other people in the world#oversharing online is my passion sorry#anyways. alcoh*lics will literally be like ‘im gonna have a glass of wine w dinner’ and next thing u know plastered on the floor#like why did i drink my fuckinc cooking wine lol i need that for cooking!!! my sauces!!!!#long story short if u live in *** and want to get str***** lmk i can solve that u just gotta pick me up in ur car vroom vroom#or if u have **** 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽 or **** ok#im very flexible#anyways. recycle comes tomorrow and they know far too much about me. like not me getting up at the crack of dawn to haul my pile of bottles#out to the can pleas. maybe i should leave a thank you note. i can make cookies or something
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well havng sex while cooking anything is not a good idea why do the movies always portray it as cute and why do i have flour yp my pssy rn
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I draw things for people when I can and talk in the exact way I do in my head (probably comes off as cringe and insane) to cope with everything happening irl but even then sometimes I gotta take a step back and try to look at myself from the lense of someone who is normal and I think, yikes I gotta log off again....
#like when i say things like “meltin them into molecules” and“oh you just pound them into sand and sift it through a pan looking for gold” to#describe figuring out a character's most defining and special traits; this makes 100% sense to me so i will say that#without stepping back and realize “wait this probably sounds insane to everyone else maybe i shouldn't say that”.....#the worst part is i cant even make the excuse that im drunk or high and that's why i say these things... im very boring and uncool and don'#drink or smoke this is unfortunately me completely sober#ah well back to bed...
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birthday tomorrow..................
#Big two one........ i cant even get drunk or high that day bc my grandma will be home. which is fine i just thought it would be funny#although i dont feel like much of an adult still. wegh#whatever my family is being very nice to me so im happy#For my birthday can everyone draw labru kissing yaoi style? thats all i seem to think of nowadays#incubus.txt#flash warning
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there is nothing wrong with character death when it's meaningful, forecasted & not for shock value, & narratively significant. send tweet
#i narrowly survived s4 of the magicians on syfy i am strong enough to withstand this#anyway. much love to everyone who is upset rn you are so so valid & i do not mean this to be condescending in the slightest#im just very drunk rn and i feel similarly abt this as i did abt the character death in Bly Manor#(which i need to rewatch btw)#might feel differently when I'm sober but like#gay people die too. and in case y'all forgot this IS the killing and eating people show. like. hello#i love a good tragedy...#and also... chances on lot being haunted next season the same way Shauna was in s1??? SOOO high#like I'm sad but. she drew the queen. i knew this was coming in the back of my mind.#time to write lots of hurt comfort fix it fic#yellowjackets spoilers
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Person A: I know how this works and you’re not the one who talks, you’re just a party planner. One of you is supposed to have the guts to speak up instead of hiding behind this chick. One of you has to have the balls to say something to me. Do you? Any of you?
Everyone: …
Person A: Okay. Great intervention. I have been intervened upon. I will see you tomorrow.
#source: private practice#source: grey’s anatomy#incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes ideas#incorrect quotes prompts#idk this just reminded me so much of my last intervention#everyone said their piece and then obviously the one between my 5 friends that i was closest to and i spoke in privately#i lied through my teeth to all of them. but after that i was much much more careful ab how high i got around ppl i know#cause before that i was very careless and there was an incident ™#in which i took too much morphine and slept through all our classes and had to be woken up and guided back upstairs so i could go home lol#ANYWAY. sorry i’m oversharing i’m drunk#like amelia said when /she/ went from oxy to wine (and im going from morphine to rum): i’m branching out!
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I'm chilling solo tonight so hit up my inbox and keep me company
#@ dec I have your very nice OC ask that i intend on answering. you asked so good i have to think hard and give a good response#also im gonna be too fucked up to answer such poignant questions lmao#💋♥️#drunk text#high text
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holyshit. steven universe au. Steven is Tommy, Garnet is phil, techno is garnet and wilbur is pearl. rose would be sally so we can get some salbur in there . im still working shit out in my mind bear with me
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Gilear and gortholax i am rotating them in my mind
#random thoughts#fantasy high#gilear absolutely fucking instigates it are you kidding me#like after a while of gilear and gorthalax hanging out for fig's sake they're in a weird 'only friends cuz out kids are friends' kinda thing#except their kids are the same kid#also they both work at the school so they're in meetings and at school events#and gilear keeps the cooler in the locker room stocked with drinks and snacks for the bloodrush players so you KNOW#you KNOW they're bumping into each other#the teachers have a bimonthly get-together where the location changes each time#sometimes it's at krom's diner or basrar's soda fountain but it's MOSTLY at the black pit for drinks#before gorthalax started his job gileat never attended one of these get-togethers because 1. he's gilear and 2. couldn't afford it#gorthalax didn't hear about it until he was in a conversation with a fellow teacher and gilear and the teacher brought it up#gorthalax's like 'why didn't you tell me about this??? we're going' because that man LOVES SOCIAL INTERACTION#and he offers to cover all gilear's drinks because he just wants him to get out of the house already#and gilear's like 'well if you're paying i suppose it would be rude of me not to indulge'#gorthalax is the designated driver for the night </3 baby can't drink#gilear gets absolutely SMASHED for the first time in god knows how long#he goes from ramrod straight 'i am extremely inebriated' to loose and giggly and leaning into gorthalax's side because he's very warm#and there is some point in the night where gorthalax goes from 'hell yeah im helping my friend have a good time' to 'oh dude'#'i think you should sit down' to 'oh you are VERY MUCH COMING ONTO ME and you are VERY DRUNK'#he eventually takes gilear home early (it's fine porter doesnt drink either) and stays there until he falls asleep#and also sleeps on the couch because he's a LITTLE concerned gilear's gonna get up to some shit#just imagine gorthalax sleeping on this tiny couch. like a mastiff in a cat bed#he ends up cooking him breakfast which gilear takes in the COMPLETELY WRONG WAY and is like 'oh god did we . . . ???'#and gorthalax is immediately like 'NO NO NO YOU WERE WAYYYY TOO DRUNK I JUST STAYED OVER BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU'D HURT YOURSELF OR SOMETHING'#'btw your kitchen is like. super sparse. i bought you some groceries.'#gilear is also very apologetic for coming onto him 👏 the 👏 whole 👏 night 👏 and hopes he didn't make him uncomfortable#and gorthalax is like 'oh no you're fine i would have stopped you if you crossed a line. would have stopped you very easily actually'#'im eight feet tall' and gilear's like 'that you are'#gilear's flirting is the epitome of 'how tall are you?' 'idk 8 feet 8'5 with the horns' 'with the horns you're SO funny' babygirl's deranged
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today was so fun 🥺
#first uni day..... :o#i took some pretty pictures. might post them tomorrow because im too tired right now#i walked so much KMDJDMDJD the university campus thing is very big#but it was fun#i used all my social energy so sorry if you sent me messages and i didn't reply#also my family asked me if im drunk/high because i was VIBRATING with energy#anyways it's good to feel nice#I EVEN MANAGED TO *T A L K* TO THE CLASSMATES................... THATS NEW
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entering my mostly sober era fr this shit kindve rocks ngl
#🍒#i like to drink its fun but i drink too much and w out purpose. same goes for weed#i think if i didnt indulge in one or the other or both every night and only like once or twice a week. id be a lot happier :3#alcoholism OVER pot head era OVER#cant do the things i love to do most when im drunk or high all the time and it finally seems like right place right time for me to realize#i can stay up and read tonight…. ive been pretty much only reading at work bc its the one time i cant be drunk or high all thru out#ok. like my world just got a little bit bigger#i need you guys to realize how big this is for me ive drank like every night for the past year#also not Indulging every night will make the times i do more enjoyable#this is like. basic common sense but its like a revelation ive been working up to like i was a teenage alcoholic and an adult achie haulic#alchie hydraulic… that was gona be my joke. dammit…#anyways it feels really good to not be high or drunk rn usually i loathe it and hate it but rn. it feels like sunshine :3#uhm. this might be cringe but idc ! been obsessed w drugs and booze my whole damn life ! am finally realizing! having a moment here !#okay no more tumblr diary posts im gona. get some ice cream even tho its not my day off (when. i usually let myself have some) and im gona#read and have fun and eventually fall asleep very peacefully :3 good night tumblr
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