#im gonna fight god

[skelebab]

Life's too short to not do whatever the flip you want.

[the-kipsabian]

slept 4 hours this morning. been dying sleepy tired all day. its 2.30am and im still awake

i fucking love it /s

[cubbyhole-for-flea-bee]

Macaque spent the whole season Big-Damn-Hero-ing and was NOT happy about it xD

[shr00mg0dd3ss]

Me: I'm gonna fight god

Me: Not myself, obvi

Me: I'm gonna fist fight god himself, how dare he drown me in body dysmorphia

Me: And I will fucking win that fight

Me: The whore has nothing on me, I'm feuled by spite and my lack of a will to live

[lahmajun]

I CANT FUCKING DRAW

[boredandtiredficwriter]

25 Days of Murderfuckmas

Okay so I'm friends with @waytoapurpleheart and I was joking about how everyone thinks they wanna fuck Springtrap so they had to explain that no, they do not want to do the deed with the tetanus peepaw but with actual Willy Afton

And that made them realize they have a type for murdery arrogant fictional men.

Which made me have an idea for a Murderfuckmas (hehe reference) advent calendar of sorts!

So here's a list!

Bob Velseb

Sweeney Todd

Jigsaw

Jeff the Killer

Steve Raglan/William Afton (FNAF Movie)

Michael Myers

Jason Voorhees

Freddy Krueger

Jack Torrance

Count Dracula (does this count as a monsterfuck? I mean he do murder so-)

Grover Fischoeder (Bob's Burgers Movie) (Tumblr sexyman energy)

Jack Kennedy (DSaF)

Dave Miller (DSaF)

Henry Miller (DSaF)

Buffalo Bill

Art The Clown

Laughing Jack

Eyeless Jack

Slenderman (hahahahah definitely a monsterfuck)

Pennywise (It)

Herobrine

Masky and Hoodie

Dr. Joseph Randolph (Heilwald Loophole)

Doctor Eggman (Sonic Movie ver) (he counts he tries to murder Sonic)

Into The Aftonverse (no I ain't elaborating)

[hazeleyed-fay]

i feel like im in a weird demographic when it comes to the percy jackson live action series because of the age i was when i read them. cause i read the lightning thief for the first time when i was in single digits, so percy being twelve seemed appropriately grown up. and then as i got further into the series and into heroes of olympus, percy got older with me, and was always kinda broadly my age or a little older. so like, the movie cast was too old when that happened, because they were way older than me. but now the series cast is actual twelve year olds (or so) and they are so obviously just little babies that im now forced to confront the fact that uhhh percy was in fact a fuckin child when all this started??? exCUSE ME???

[nayladoodles]

More doodles of my menace to Caine's society.

Splat my amazing digital circus oc. The paint on her face is usable and she does that to bug Jax. She personally dislikes how dismissive Caine is and how Jax seems to bully people thinking it's funny.

[napping-sapphic]

*gives you a gay little kiss that feels like home*

[0nlyhere4phil]

i have been fucking blessed. hi. phil. please give me a chance. yes ik im a lesbian and youre a gay man but please.

[loopnoid]

(visibly vibrating) i think i hauve covid.

[cryiling]

anyways ive decided if deku doesn't get his ass over to bakugo's corpse in the next 2-3 episodes im gonna cave and just read the manga. bc im sorry but i do NOT care abt any of these other fights right now 😭

[skitskatdacat63]

these made me have a mental breakdown at 3 am tbh

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

Do you think if the trolls all came back, like everything in the main comic did happen and they were alive again. Do you think Feferi would actually forgive Eridan? Or want to even be his friend after everything? I don't personally like the erisol and fefertasprite interaction…felt rushed…..so I just wanted to know your opinion if things were different! :)

Yeah, I think they would be! Feferi is one of the trolls who takes dying the least badly (relentless optimism) and Eridan does genuinely feel bad, which means a lot when it's Eridan. I think she really is genuine when she says she wants them to be friends and also that she's really not the type of person to hold a grudge, and like... death is SUPER cheap in Homestuck, it's really not the horrific, irredeemable, irreperable damage that it is IRL - and if you're talking about (Feferi) and (Eridan), then they're both dead (and irrelevent) now, so the score is kind of even.

In general, the fandom - I mean, people in general, really - tend to have difficulty divorcing themselves from other people. We tend to assume that the people and characters they like will hold similar opinions to themselves. This is how people who like Karkat and don't like Eridan can mentally gloss over or even block out their clear, close friendship, or how people who dislike Cronus can end up overlooking that Meenah actually takes his opinion seriously and unironically defends his wizard thing. Feferi really isn't mad at Eridan or upset about dying the way we probably would be, because she's friends with the horrorterrors, relentlessly cheerful, comfortable with death in general, and death is also just not really that big of a deal in this setting. "I'm really sorry about that, that was shitty of me" is honestly probably all the apology she needs, especially if they came back to life anyway.

[thealternatemind]

trent, arriving at the blooming grove and seeing essek next to caleb: well this is an interesting turn of events

essek: dick too bomb 🤷🏻

[triglycercule]

mtt therapy moment except dust keeps taking breaks to talk to phantom papyrus and horror just wants this to hurry up so it can get to his turn because he couldn't give two shits about dust and killer's trauma and killer physically cannot discuss his issues and just starts zoning out while crying for some reason during it

and i'm the therapist listening to all of this writing down notes fervently because ITS CANON MATERIAL CANON I NEED TO GET THE CANON MATERIAL