#im gonna fight god

[skelebab]

Life's too short to not do whatever the flip you want.

[the-kipsabian]

slept 4 hours this morning. been dying sleepy tired all day. its 2.30am and im still awake

i fucking love it /s

[cubbyhole-for-flea-bee]

Macaque spent the whole season Big-Damn-Hero-ing and was NOT happy about it xD

[shr00mg0dd3ss]

Me: I'm gonna fight god

Me: Not myself, obvi

Me: I'm gonna fist fight god himself, how dare he drown me in body dysmorphia

Me: And I will fucking win that fight

Me: The whore has nothing on me, I'm feuled by spite and my lack of a will to live

[lahmajun]

I CANT FUCKING DRAW

[boredandtiredficwriter]

25 Days of Murderfuckmas

Okay so I'm friends with @waytoapurpleheart and I was joking about how everyone thinks they wanna fuck Springtrap so they had to explain that no, they do not want to do the deed with the tetanus peepaw but with actual Willy Afton

And that made them realize they have a type for murdery arrogant fictional men.

Which made me have an idea for a Murderfuckmas (hehe reference) advent calendar of sorts!

So here's a list!

Bob Velseb

Sweeney Todd

Jigsaw

Jeff the Killer

Steve Raglan/William Afton (FNAF Movie)

Michael Myers

Jason Voorhees

Freddy Krueger

Jack Torrance

Count Dracula (does this count as a monsterfuck? I mean he do murder so-)

Grover Fischoeder (Bob's Burgers Movie) (Tumblr sexyman energy)

Jack Kennedy (DSaF)

Dave Miller (DSaF)

Henry Miller (DSaF)

Buffalo Bill

Art The Clown

Laughing Jack

Eyeless Jack

Slenderman (hahahahah definitely a monsterfuck)

Pennywise (It)

Herobrine

Masky and Hoodie

Dr. Joseph Randolph (Heilwald Loophole)

Doctor Eggman (Sonic Movie ver) (he counts he tries to murder Sonic)

Into The Aftonverse (no I ain't elaborating)

[hazeleyed-fay]

i feel like im in a weird demographic when it comes to the percy jackson live action series because of the age i was when i read them. cause i read the lightning thief for the first time when i was in single digits, so percy being twelve seemed appropriately grown up. and then as i got further into the series and into heroes of olympus, percy got older with me, and was always kinda broadly my age or a little older. so like, the movie cast was too old when that happened, because they were way older than me. but now the series cast is actual twelve year olds (or so) and they are so obviously just little babies that im now forced to confront the fact that uhhh percy was in fact a fuckin child when all this started??? exCUSE ME???

[napping-sapphic]

*gives you a gay little kiss that feels like home*

[0nlyhere4phil]

i have been fucking blessed. hi. phil. please give me a chance. yes ik im a lesbian and youre a gay man but please.

[loopnoid]

(visibly vibrating) i think i hauve covid.

[cryiling]

anyways ive decided if deku doesn't get his ass over to bakugo's corpse in the next 2-3 episodes im gonna cave and just read the manga. bc im sorry but i do NOT care abt any of these other fights right now 😭

[skitskatdacat63]

these made me have a mental breakdown at 3 am tbh

[thealternatemind]

trent, arriving at the blooming grove and seeing essek next to caleb: well this is an interesting turn of events

essek: dick too bomb 🤷🏻

[skunkes]

the thing abt the surgery is that yes I do get litle moments of being ecstatic it finally happened but also I just feel Normal now. like my base state for all my life up until last week was worry, horror, and panic when i'd occasionally remember the very unwanted thing my body was capable of, spiraling into what ifs on potential conflicts in my life and future... and now i just feel Not Stressed Out All the Time. Normal.

[atomicengineerdetective]

I've been watching Hazbin Hotel in prime. Just watched episode 5 and I gotta ask

Why, oh, WHY DON'T I SEE MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT "MORE THAN ANYTHING" WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE HAZBIN HOTEL MUSIC???

Like I get it, the song before it "Hell's Greatest Dad" Is a bop reminiscent of other music from the era its parodying. I loved it.

BUT why are you only putting clips of that song when this MASTERPIECE comes a few minutes after

I honestly don't even know where to begin with this song. The visuals are beautiful, especially when we get moments like this where you can just see the absolute LOVE this man has for her daughter is so sweet and Heartwarming I just-

The voices are fenomenal but what else can you expect from the broadway talents of Erika Henningsen and Jeremy Jordan.

There is also the whole Symbolism with passing the baton to the next generation and stuff. I- I can't even get into the specifics right now Im too emotional.

But above all else THE LYRICS

ESPECIALLY THAT LAST ONE

"I'M GRATEFUL YOU ARE MY DAUGHTER/FATHER MORE THAN ANYTHING"

DO YOU WANT ME TO CRY?? CAUSE I AM. I AM BAWLING MY EYES OUT RIGHT NOW.

It's just so fucking beautiful man. Probably the best song I will hear all year. Obviously my favorite from Hazbin.

[djsadbean]

my peepaws at the faculty holiday party ❄️